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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin: FG Sent Two NIA Agents To Kidnap Me In Accra by apparentlylaw(m): 5:14am On Oct 11, 2023
I am a fan of David, but if Tinubu want you in Nigeria he will do it

He wants to get caught...Tinibu has a lot on his table ...if David is touched, it's just going to upset lots of people and bam criticism here and there ...that's the least he's government should avoid
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by apparentlylaw(m): 3:02pm On Sep 03, 2023
Every agency recruits everyday, na who you know

I don't really understand you better,but if it's by waiting till next two months of pushing for the job might be too late but one thing am sure is your level of your connect.Mind you some agencies won't give you job alone,they might even initiate recruitment process because of you alone and add people, it's possible


NYSC / Re: Post All Problems Relating To JAMB Regularization Here - Let's Treat Them by apparentlylaw(m): 8:35am On Jul 19, 2023

Tell her to use this link with her correct details. We will know the next step from there


My sister's is on the matric list ...she has actually printed her admission letter before but misplaced it. She wants to print it now because she needs it for internal mobilization but it shows "not available, check back later" is jamb portal for admission letter printing doen ?
Business / Incompetence Of Fintech App (patricia) by apparentlylaw(m): 8:38pm On May 18, 2023
Over the weeks, Patricia app that specializes in crypto transactions and bill payments have been defaulting in payment and increasing delays in withdrawals. It takes up to 3-4 days before you get your money and now they said they are going on maintenance for two weeks thus, suspending all withdrawals and sending on the app

This tells how Patricia is gradually exiting the space.
Travel / Re: Married Guys That Relocated To The UK, Whats Your Experience by apparentlylaw(m): 6:13pm On Oct 29, 2022
Na just Bleep no reason am

Just make sure you join her so you can service her well
Women can sleep with anyone as long as they satisfy their desire ...

No think am too much
She is yours...she is yours
You marry her with your money
She get pikin for you ...so what else

Just prepare to fire her well so she won't have any reason to compare and trust me na she go block the guy gan ...

I don't really take relationships or romance stuff to heart because we are humans and we were built to err and fall into temptation....

My babe relocated to France and it's almost 5 years now ...wetin concern me I no even send am
She still calls like mad and sometimes i do shakara sef ...She knows what she left and what she is missing

As long as she still dey wire my btc for me nothing concern me ....

I used to be a good man gan and I always complain but I noticed the moment you start complaining, it feel s like you are nagging and you go loose your rep gan ...

Working on my plans to go Canada by next year ...she must turn up for there ...na boss move ..

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Politics / Re: Kanu's Lawyer Reveals Next Action As FG Objects To Court Order Releasing Kanu by apparentlylaw(m): 10:03am On Oct 14, 2022
You wanted and forced ASUU to obey Court Order...But to obey and upheld the order of the court na wahala ... Nigerians are big fools ...They sit in their office and house and give orders to ordinary citizens (Government agencies) to commit attrocities while you suffer and they compensate you with peanuts in the name of salary... My prayer everyday, all politicians and their families should die

Military sef is compromised and fighting after their pockets because with the way things have been going in this country, a takeover should have happened but they have all been gagged with USD

Next year I should be checking out of this shit hole

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Education / Re: ASUU Divided Over Strike Suspension, Holds NEC Meeting by apparentlylaw(m): 10:50am On Oct 13, 2022
Government just dey whyne ASUU ...none of this would be granted...Promise on top of Promise...its the next government that would feel the heat....Salary would be paid in tranches. Lol why cant you pay it at once infact before they even resume...ASUU na just dummy and our government are very wicked
Romance / Re: Nack O Nack Well Well Before You Come Here - Nigerian UK Resident by apparentlylaw(m): 4:16pm On Oct 10, 2022
Ashawo house no dey there? undecided

Abi Tinder no dey ...
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Scored 6goals In 8days. by apparentlylaw(m): 7:19am On Oct 03, 2022
Let him come to england or. Go to Italy and exhibit himself.
He's scoring in one farmers league and they're hyping him
He just dey beat teams wey no get papa and mama he dey happy.

Billy goat

He has shown his class against top English teams in the champions league ....

Na so una talk for halland ...halland don turn una league to basketball league....England na trash, come and carry una raphina ...shooting rubbish shots anyhow

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Crime / Re: Prisons Officer, O.O Bawa Shot Dead By Soldiers (Graphic Photos) by apparentlylaw(m): 10:06am On Feb 02, 2022
This wan matter don go be that …he didn’t stop for a search thus, depicting a threat to national security
Education / Re: Salaudeen Waliu: Why I Beat Lecturer To Coma – UNILORIN Student by apparentlylaw(m): 7:35am On Nov 16, 2021
Na so one Hausa lecturer almost made me fail a course in my final year …I wasn’t the one talking in the exam hall and this man ended my exam session and walked me out …I went to him later and told him later
“Look if I fail this course, I would surprise and you and I smiled …he understood the statement and called me back telling me not to be angry …that in fact I won’t fail”
More diplomatic ways of handling issues
I don’t even think the SIWES program can be waived sef..that’s like a fucking 6 or 12 credit unit course …even if it’s to be waived I believe it’s only the HOD of that department that has such authority
Education / Re: She Was Expelled After Confessing Of Using Fake O'level Result by apparentlylaw(m): 10:05am On Nov 03, 2021
Wait so schools don’t verify o level results
Celebrities / Re: Energy Bank: My Brother Kelvin Left His Marriage Since 2018 Before Meeting Maria by apparentlylaw(m): 5:36am On Oct 26, 2021
Obyke just wants to spoil that girls career. The man left the wife before Maria came into the picture. So where did Maria snatch the man from? Obyke - Cubana Chiefpriest just the chase clout.

Obviously Maria was the distraction…even while they were still in marriage
Business / Re: Loan Apps Send ‘Shame’ Messages To Close Contacts Of Loan Defaulters by apparentlylaw(m): 5:27pm On Oct 15, 2021

Kindly advice him to go and pay the loan except he is not interested in building an empire that might involve seeking credit facility later in future.
Those loan sharks do not use the credit bureau that's why they go all out defaming customers, Branch and others that uses the bureau need not shame you, whenever you need a serious facility locally or even a foreign financial house, they will contact the bureau and will know if you are credit worthy.
I recently applied for a loan from a micro finance bank, while still talking to the guy about it, no form filled yet, just chatting, the guy knows just my name and phone number, he mentioned that I took a loan from Branch (about 3yrs ago), I was surprised and I told him yes but I paid already in due time, he said he knows, he was just informing me.
There is also a story here(NL) about a guy that wanted to collect huge facility from a bank, but it was discovered that he owed ₦10k or so to a financial institution, seems he even forgot ever owing such again since there is a change in status, he had to pay the debt to access the facility he is seeking for his business.
@op, NITDA should investigate without having to wait for individual complaint, it can be done under public interest, so they have no excuse except they are getting something from it

Branch …Fairmoney …Carbon Okash and Palm credit are licensed….Others no go get shi shi …Some yahoo boys even build apps and publish on play store just to have access to your account (Card details)

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Business / Re: Loan Apps Send ‘Shame’ Messages To Close Contacts Of Loan Defaulters by apparentlylaw(m): 4:52pm On Oct 15, 2021

You can't blame the Loan Sharks

Because Nigerians see credit facilities as Miracle Money or Sara money.

Instead of making small payments in a timely manner. Somebody owing SOKOLOAN N100,00p will still be eating Indomie Super Pack with 4 boiled eggs, like a food monster.

Infact the Loan sharks should use Geo-location tools to locate debtors and use koboko to flog sense into them.

There is nothing like free money!

They go collect beating tire
Politics / Re: Nkem Okeke Defects To APC, Meets Buhari by apparentlylaw(m): 7:11pm On Oct 13, 2021
Lol werey lecturer way dey always claim strict ..this man doesn’t help my people at all claiming strict up and down but baba don join them dey do corruption

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Family / Re: Help, My Child Is Already A GENIUS @ 3! by apparentlylaw(m): 8:04am On Oct 13, 2021

You allowed foolish Nigerian lecturers to dampen your intelligence? Come on!

I sat down with a girl during a cost accounting exam …God knows I wrote an A in that exam ..same exam I smashed during my ATS exam …Result came out imagine the stupid man gave me C ..The girl sitting near me had an empty sheet …she no write shingbai …baba she got an A ..There and then I figured out that “What your mates do, follow them do”
Family / Re: Help, My Child Is Already A GENIUS @ 3! by apparentlylaw(m): 10:23am On Oct 12, 2021
Na so I start o
Jamb come humble me
I enter uni all those lecturers tell me no be by to sabi

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Family / Re: My Son's Girlfriend Comes To Our House To Sleep Everyday by apparentlylaw(m): 3:03pm On Oct 11, 2021
You are just like mom
No job yet ..still leaving with them but em Dey trouble my life gan
Reason I stopped entertaining friends both boys and girls in my home
My mama too dey worry she must always have something to say
By next year when I complete my house her eyes go clear (she doesn’t know I’m on a project)….
But she go feel am if I comot sha …she go even cry gan but I no care I like my freedom
“Your son hasn’t done anything bad”
You feel this way because she doesn’t have a job yet”
Women sha if you no see your pikin with woman you go complain
You don see am with woman you still Dey complain
“Just get to know the girl shikena and stop troubling the young man
This life no need too much seriousness
Just enjoy yourself and live

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Education / Re: Bawa To Students: No Shortcut To Wealth, EFCC Will Catch You by apparentlylaw(m): 7:14am On Oct 07, 2021
Lol and students no stone am pure water as en Dey yarn this rubbish
Business / Re: Help! Embarrassing Calls From Loan Companies by apparentlylaw(m): 8:28am On Oct 06, 2021
They would even call with one yeye impersonating barrister ..if e no work they would call with one yeye impersonating inspector…after one month of daily disturbance dey would give up if you didn’t grant them access to your account …
Politics / Re: Wike: Nobody Obeyed IPOB's Sit At Home Order In Rivers by apparentlylaw(m): 7:47am On Jun 01, 2021
It's obvious Wike doesn't listen to his wife ... Sometimes attacks are not made to you directly but to your family ...He should calm down and serve his tenure in peace but No! He enjoys showing he is in charge

• Bringing peoples hotel down in the name of being strict and compliance to law and order

• Seizing and Selling people's car on auction

• Ridiculing and Insulting traditional service chiefs in a bid to prove you are the boss

But forgetting that one day you won't be in power anymore
But forgetting that those you have erred are still alive
But forgetting that you have a family ...
Politics / Re: Soldiers Stop EFCC Operatives From Marking Jafaru Mohammed's Forfeited Assets by apparentlylaw(m): 9:55pm On May 27, 2021
Army and thier usual gragra within the civil space.
Make them see BHT and bandits now and you go see how them dey cower

The day I talk this thing for military man ear for orile...na beating I for collect if no be say I mention my uncle name

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Stop EFCC Operatives From Marking Jafaru Mohammed's Forfeited Assets by apparentlylaw(m): 9:54pm On May 27, 2021
Why efcc go run for sojo nah, they both use firearms now.

Lol no be the same training ...
Politics / Re: Why We Arrested Senator Okorocha - Police by apparentlylaw(m): 5:33am On Feb 22, 2021

Rochas na crook.

Baba everybody na crook
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Comedian, Mr Macaroni, Other Protesters Stripped, Tied (Pictures) by apparentlylaw(m): 3:48pm On Feb 13, 2021
What's bad about it, doesn't he remove his cloth at home?

He was trying to topple a good northern president.

We northerners cannot sit idle and allow the SW to paint our president bad. This same president built the Lagos to Maradi Niger Republic train tracks to ensure that the yorubas travel to Niger to get education and tourism.

I swear if I catch you ..I fit shot that your finger you use type this rubbish ..Your father there


Crime / Re: 39 Suspected Yahoo Boys Arrested In Hideouts In Osun And Ogun (Photo) by apparentlylaw(m): 9:16pm On Feb 10, 2021
They just cluster and stay in one environment making it easy for Enforcement agencies to pick them up ...
Romance / Re: My Fiancée Has Stopped Picking My Calls by apparentlylaw(m): 5:43pm On Feb 09, 2021
Lol. You're suffering from low self worth. A useless lady (probably a hoe) did what she does best, that is, jump guys and you want to pen the pain on every lady? Bro, go fix your self esteem.

Lol. Little wonder you're hidding your low self value under the myriage of looking for money.

Oga high esteem Pele


Romance / Re: My Fiancée Has Stopped Picking My Calls by apparentlylaw(m): 4:40pm On Feb 09, 2021
Dated a girl like that ...infact her sister connected both of us together and truth be told I was so in love...tried my best for her ...I made sure she never lacjed ...It later got to the point of bailing out when we planned to meet, ignoring my calls and texts ...

I was wondering what I did wrong.....One day I went to her house in the night around 11 and asked her what was really wrong ....she told me nothing and it was just school stress ...jeez I saw the look on her face, she was tired of me and I told her it would be well....Gave her space for a week and damn babe didn't even bother calling ....Called her and asked where she was and she said she was at her boyfriends place ....I wan die ! I vowed that day never to take any girl serious again in my life

Called her sister and told her why she didn't tell me her jnr sister was seeing someone else ...is it because I don't have money! ...Her sister that matched us apologised to me and I block that one join sef ....I don't fucking like stress

Ever since then I don't feel any girl again ....it's just Hi, we Bleep and vibe ...I'm so in love with money I can kill anybody now ....it actually feels good making money and it gives a form of security & Peace of mind

I guess it would be hard to even love my wife I swear ...
I don't feel love again and I don't want to be loved too

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Romance / Re: My Fiancée Has Stopped Picking My Calls by apparentlylaw(m): 6:54am On Feb 09, 2021
She is just tired ...Give her confirm space ...block her life ...
Trust me she would come back
But when she does, make sure it's too late

Happened to me and I used this tactics

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