Some will come bashing him/her...

But we have women worse than her here on Nairaland.

Women who sleep with no less than 10 men daily, whose pussies are way slacked than hers. At least she can afford pussy tightening surgeries because she makes cash from it.

These nairaland slay mamas I'm talking about cannot tighten their pussies because they give it out for cheap and sometimes free hence they are unable to afford it. They sleep with boys half their ages for stipends and weed.

Menopause has caught up with them now. No family to show for their decades of existence on earth so they resort to venting their anger on nairaland. Not on instagram or twitter - where their faces can be scrutinized & ascertained if they are worth it - but on a faceless forum like nairaland where even a cowardly, hopeless man can pose as a woman.

At least Haze is renown worldwide & clearly STD free - something I cannot vouch for our nairaland slay mamas association.

This hoe is still advertising her goods?

Is one billionaire not enough?

Maybe na Dangote she dey target now.

pocohantas:


Doro no dey carry last. The pictures below are naija babes that married foreigners. Na una get low foreign exchange value...

You guys should fix up ya lives #inMI'sVoice

Can you spot the difference? The men are even in our native attires, acknowledging our culture, not hiding somewhere in Ikoyi registry

Forget about them.

When are you going to get married?!

Overused, jilted and expired nairaland slay mama...

One day you are claiming 'feminist', the next day you are sucking up to men in order to promote your olosho business & garner cheap likes.

I already exposed you before as a hypocrite.

Two days ago, you were screaming 'real men' up & down nairaland now you are a 'feminist'? Where do you stand? You lack credibility.

You are clearly frustrated old woman.

You have no life outside nairaland and you're bitter as evident in your comments.

Symptoms of menopause include temper tantrums & temporary loss of memory which you have exhibited too much here.

Do something about your lonely, wretched life. Its never too late to fail.

The fact is; when you're done hating on men, you are still going to spread your cheap legs for one of those 'worthless men' to devour - and it is not even assured if you'll ever find anyone who desires you (male or female).



I wonder how many times you've done this...

Manson1:
Grab ur copy now

This is the meme of the year. Permit me to use it with reckless abandon.

GasSupply:
Hmmmm. They're adults who have the right to do whatever they want with their bodies.

I supply Gas to all parts of Nigeria, see my signature.

First supply gas to power your brain first before we patronize you.

Gay oshi.

While im pretty sure this is a stupid lie by a blogger trying to direct traffic to his page, I also have come to expect anything from our beloved desperate slay queens.

Its very possible because Naija girls have no dignity as long as money is involved.

Nothing surprises me about slay queens anymore.

Kemi Shopade.

I knew it!!!

Wow.

Surprise surprise...

He isn't Afonja.

And just like that, my Christmas holiday is planned!

frustratedrat:
i've also seen others here being chastised. It's easy to say reach out to someone. some people really have no one to turn to. Some are better positioned to get help than others. Like me, i can't boast of anyone i can call right now to even ask for 500 naira. So i should die?

Hurry up.

I'll gladly receive you with open arms.

frustratedrat:
it's really sardonic that people are quick to pass off those in need as opportunists, fraudsters or lazy people.


Due to the country we find ourselves, a lot of people at different times suffer from one problem or the other (school fees, feeding, health, shelter etc).


Hardlabor talked about the precarious situation he was in as people showed indifference


Twentyk a student needed tuition fees yet he was antagonised. Hmmm......

Are those the only three monikers you have?

You are truly frustrated.

Myde4naija:
the feminist are coming for you

I buried the last of them last week here on NL.

If there are any survivors, kindly point them in the right direction.

Thanks.

lazygal:


Putin and wife divorced
Trump 4+th marriage abi na 3rd and they staying v together based on agreement
Michelle almost divorced Obama
Which kim?

Did Putin kill any of his wives despite his power? Did Trump despite his money?

Now reverse the situation if it was the wives that had access to nuclear weapons, snipers, gendarmerie & soldiers.

Keep looking for excuses where none exists.



*Kim Jong-Un is the North Korea leader.

Dimples129:


This is the effect of watching porn and wanking for a living

Expert observation.

The third one looks like sarrki.

Is she wearing Floyd Mayweather's boxers?

Slay queens strike again.

I won't say anything this time.




Fuvk it, I MUST say something.

These women have long hidden under the "weaker sex" tag as I have always said.

We are equals. Men are not stronger than them.

They should not be treated lightly.

I'm still wondering how far someone will provoke me before I decide to disfigure him/her for life.

Its no coincidence that women are rarely given prominent / controlling positions worldwide regardless of race, or religion. Even when they are in power, adequate measures are taken to ensure they do not fall out of control.

This is not discrimination. This is because it is FACT that women are known to act irrationally & almost always abuse the authority bestowed upon them to intimidate others.

Every religion relegates women to the background. Its not a Christian or Islam or Buddha thing. Its nature.

Women reason emotionally instead of logically.

If women were running the world, we would have gone extinct by now from nuclear wars.

How many women can withstand insults, provocations and even mild assault from the opposition and still stay calm like the Obamas, Trumps, Putins & Kims? They would have erupted in emotional rage and blown this fragile planet away without thinking of the repercussions.

So who carried the baby in the womb for 9 months?

Lemme hazard a guess...

A female donor.

Oh yeah. I thought as much.

Stupid people.

APC is as useless as Bobrisky's d!ck.

Picture of her corpse or we don't believe.

Next time she tries it

Grab her head and shove your cock down her throat forcefully.

She wants to be treated like a b!tch.

Oblige her.

Now, start slowly & steadily by sliding in & out of her already slippery mouth till your cock gets filled with blood and expands her mouth.

Now you go faster & deeper, holding her head in place while you do it.

She should start gagging.

Don't stop.

Choke her.

By now your cock is all sloppy from the enormous of amount of spittle dribbling down her mouth onto your shaft and balls.

Make her look up at you - her eyes should be watery now.

Ignore the tears - they are crocodile.

Make sure your whole length disappears into her throat till your balls are almost in & you're ready to cum.

Now pull out suddenly & before she catches her breath, spray her on the face with hot juicy spunk.

Pee it down her slacked throat too.

Kick her away, redo your zipper & bounce d fuvk outta the house.

She's no longer your aunt from that point on.

She'll call you "Daddy".

Thank me later.

This is ripe.

I don't mind quitting my job just to help her hold those juicy melons in place.

I will not complain.

I won't tire nor grumble.

Come rain or shine.

Till death do us part...

Scratch that. Even in death, I will still hold it.

Lord God!







Inshort, why am I pretending...