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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: FA Cup: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (4 - 2) On 7th January 2018 by ArchangeLucifer: 6:30pm On Jan 07, 2018
Anyone who still supports this useless club should be tied to a transformer & shot.

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Politics / Re: Top 5 Most Handsome Governors In Nigeria by ArchangeLucifer: 6:00pm On Jan 07, 2018
donphilopus:


You're just so sentimental and tribalistic. The list has become IPOD Vs Afonja/Hausa//Fulani thingy to you as usual! I don't know how you sleep at night considering the level of hatred that runs in you vein.





I sleep with my eyes shut & wearing a satisfied smile knowing Almajiris are ugly reptillian creatures.

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Politics / Re: Top 5 Most Handsome Governors In Nigeria by ArchangeLucifer: 5:56pm On Jan 07, 2018
DSoj:


Nobody gives 1 Bleep about what u say




Your opinion means sh!t to me
Politics / Re: Top 5 Most Handsome Governors In Nigeria by ArchangeLucifer: 5:48pm On Jan 07, 2018
donphilopus:


Shouldn't be commenting on threads like this though. But I can't just let this your post slide. Sentiments apart, not all the people the OP mentioned deserve to be there.

Below is my list of the most handsome governors in no particular order:




Nobody gives 2 fvcks about your list

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Nairaland / General / Re: SOS !!! Herdsmen In My Friend's Farm by ArchangeLucifer: 5:06pm On Jan 07, 2018
Go to the nearest graphics shop around you & design your friend's obituary now b4 the price goes up.

Thank me later.
Romance / Re: My Best Friend Is Planning Marriage With My Ex-boyfriend by ArchangeLucifer: 5:02pm On Jan 07, 2018
Get a rope - a very strong one.

Tie it to a well.

Make sure its secured.

Wrap the noose around your neck.

Now scream "BUHARI!!!" & jump into the well.

You wont drown, I promise.

Thank me later...






...oh wait!
Politics / Re: Top 5 Most Handsome Governors In Nigeria by ArchangeLucifer: 4:59pm On Jan 07, 2018
4 from. SE/SS.
1 from Afonja who looks like a Santa Claus imitation but e still try.

None from the Almajiris.

How can you be handsome when you were force-fed gworo & roasted millet for your 1st 6 months on earth?

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Behind Fulani Herdsmen Killing Nigerians – Presidency Alleges by ArchangeLucifer: 4:48pm On Jan 07, 2018
When Buhari misfires in bed & suffers a partial stroke, he'll still blame it on Jonathan.

Cowardly gworo-addicted fulani almajiri running away from his responsibilities since he was elected.

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Fashion / Re: Sexy Or Trash? Photo Of A Man And His Unclad Pregnant Wife by ArchangeLucifer: 4:43pm On Jan 07, 2018
jdluv:
whyis it thatthe men usually wear trousers whilethe women naked finish





Because sex is all you women have to offer us.

Nothing else.

Worthless beings.
Romance / Re: Is This Photoshoot Inspiring Aand Colorful Or Over The Line? (pictures) by ArchangeLucifer: 4:39pm On Jan 07, 2018
Does he want to kill her?

Why is he holding her neck like that?!

Its like this guy is mad.

Look, if this fool cannot comport himself properly in a photoshoot, he should be kicked out.

I'll do a better job...

























...for free sef.

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Culture / Re: Masquerade Falls Into A Drainage While Walking On The Road (VIDEO) by ArchangeLucifer: 9:02pm On Jan 05, 2018
onyx1470:
devil self is tired of Nigeria issues



Shut up.
When did I say that?
Romance / Re: She Wants Me To Buy Her 66k Phone, But Doesn't Want Me To Touch Her by ArchangeLucifer: 2:30pm On Dec 15, 2017
Lalas247:
Only 66k ...
So what’s the issue ?




Olosho spotted!

The broke ones who only talk on the internet. In real life they are nthing to write home about.


Since the 66k is nothing, what is in her pussy?

Gold?

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Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Bares Boobs In New Photo by ArchangeLucifer: 12:03pm On Dec 15, 2017
When a slay mama is done for, she tries to re-ignite interest by increasing her whoredom.

Lil Kim, Britney Spears, Janet Jackson, Eve etc have all tried this.

Won't work.

You're on the decline.

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Education / Re: Which Of These Courses Should I Go For In UNN by ArchangeLucifer: 11:24am On Dec 15, 2017
What a stupid question?

Are we privy to your results?

Do we know what courses you are good at?

Do we know what you want for yourself in life?

So why should we select your career for you?

Moderators should ban this guy for stupidity.

Nonsense.

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