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Celebrities / Re: Johnny Creed Committed Suicide After Failing To Get 10K Download - Friend by ArchangeLucifer: 11:23am On Dec 06, 2017
spactacus:
I'm going to kill myself if no female quote me



Even I won't receive you into Hell. Your mumu fit off our fire.

Carry your wahala go meet your Baba 4 heaven.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Blasts MC Galaxy For "Turning Ex-Gateman Jacob Against Him" (Photos) by ArchangeLucifer: 10:21am On Dec 06, 2017
Can he/she punctuate?

Lord, I almost went brain dead reading that junk.

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Romance / Re: It’s December And This South African Lady Is Getting Dumped For No Reason by ArchangeLucifer: 8:48am On Dec 06, 2017
Topic should be: Used Slay Queen Dumped

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's That Awkward Thing You Always Do Whenever You Are Angry? by ArchangeLucifer: 10:50pm On Dec 05, 2017
shilz:
this is so me!



Lol.

Im glad the madness isn't restricted to me alone. grin

My advantage is I live alone so no one has caught me doing this yet. grin

I've always wondered what I'd think if I saw myself 'in action' from a different view. grin

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Romance / Re: I Feel So Filthy by ArchangeLucifer: 10:13pm On Dec 05, 2017
Michellekabod:

YES SIR




Ok.

What's your location?
& where's your baby daddy?

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Crime / Re: Fake SARS Officers Arrested In Rivers State (Photo) by ArchangeLucifer: 9:46pm On Dec 05, 2017
Flattino + Afonja combination.

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Romance / Re: I Feel So Filthy by ArchangeLucifer: 9:25pm On Dec 05, 2017
Michellekabod:
More than a decade ago was when i had my first and only sex with my first love. We were so in love, and it yielded a baby boy.
They say everything happens for a reason,but i havent gotten over the guilt of sex before marriage and being a single mum.
I have a low self esteem because i aint a virgin.

I feel jealous whenever i see a girl who got married a virgin. I feel inferior because of it. I feel they are better than us. Sometimes i feel filthy ..i wish i could revirgin myself.

I cant even allow a guy give me a peck because i see it as filthy. Every display of affection like hugging from a platonic male friend seems disgusting to me.

I am not a christian,thus this has nothing to do with fornication as a sin or not. But i just feel it is wrong to have sex before marriage.

I want to get over this.please help me




When you say "first and only sex a decade ago", are you trying to tell us you haven't had any sex in ten years?

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Will You Marry This Man? by ArchangeLucifer: 9:21pm On Dec 05, 2017
Slay queens will suck his tiny flacid cock till it peels just to get a taste of that big fufu & fish.

Nothing b!tches won't do for 'money'.

They lack class.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's That Awkward Thing You Always Do Whenever You Are Angry? by ArchangeLucifer: 9:15pm On Dec 05, 2017
I pace up and down the house gesticulating wildly, explaining & scolding imaginary people for like 5-10 mins depending on the level of painment.

After this, I mostly sleep off due to the exhaustion.




But the truth is after this weird behaviour, that issue NEVER pains me again. EVER. As if I dropped something heavy off my chest.

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Culture / Re: Yoruba Man Allegedly Refuses N5m Cheque Because It Was Presented With Left Hand by ArchangeLucifer: 9:11pm On Dec 05, 2017
How does this explain why MC Galaxy visited Bobrisky at home?
Health / Re: Female Corper Quarantined For Monkeypox In Benue by ArchangeLucifer: 6:41pm On Dec 05, 2017
They've started.

If I talk now, they'll say "I hate women."

Last week I said "girls will suck a conductor's cock for a free ride" & slay queens attacked me.

I have been vindicated.

Girls can sleep with anything.

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Education / Re: Monitor Lizard Killed Now In UNILAG (Photos) by ArchangeLucifer: 3:06pm On Dec 05, 2017
One day, the toxins from these reptiles Nigerians eat as a result of Buhari's Mandatory Poverty Policy (BMPP) will kill them.

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Crime / Re: Man Seen Doing This In A Superstore, Really Disturbing by ArchangeLucifer: 3:03pm On Dec 05, 2017
He looks like Mr. Ibu's illegitimate son.
Politics / Re: T.y. Danjuma ; Obasanjo Ran Into Hiding After The Assassination Of Murtala by ArchangeLucifer: 3:01pm On Dec 05, 2017
No surprises here.

Afonjas are cowards. They are always hiding and sneaking around but come out to brag once danger is far.

OBJ, just like Awolowo The Cowardly and Oduduwa before him was merely acting based on the information ingrained in his inferior genes.

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Politics / Re: 10 Things Some SARS Officers Don’t Want You To Know by ArchangeLucifer: 2:48pm On Dec 05, 2017
Dear Nairalanders,

1 thing OP doesn't want you to know...

One slap and an AK-47 pointed at you is enough to forget all these and comply just to leave there alive.

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Romance / Re: “girls Stop Messing Around With A Nigga That Got A Girl Already" — Nigerian Lady by ArchangeLucifer: 2:46pm On Dec 05, 2017
Oloshos love ranting on social media.

How does this help Buhari flee Nigeria now?

Nonsense.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Killer Of "Bob Marley" Confessed. by ArchangeLucifer: 7:39am On Dec 03, 2017
OP, why you dey lie na?

Politics / Re: Anti Ijaw Protest Going On In Benin!! by ArchangeLucifer: 3:02pm On Dec 02, 2017
Basic123:
Restructuring is there,read about tinubu meeting with afenifere.





Here in your stupidity.
You & your cohorts.
Politics / Re: Anti Ijaw Protest Going On In Benin!! by ArchangeLucifer: 3:00pm On Dec 02, 2017
Michael004:
Didinrin, changing mouth, you asked for prove where he visited, I gave you only for you to change to restructuring. When I give you again, you will change to development. Typical pained ipob. If you like hang yourself or jump into river, it won't change that fat that Lagos is Yoruba land. Good day





Typical Afonja liar and coward.

You told me Tinubu met with Afenifere on resturcturing now you want to lie about a "visit".

What's my business with a drug kingpin's schedule?

Again, show us proof or SHUT UP!

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Romance / Re: ”I Fu*ked For Iphone 6 Not Indomie” – Young Lady Brags On Facebook (photos) by ArchangeLucifer: 1:15pm On Dec 02, 2017
What can I say but...

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Politics / Re: We’re Not Complaining In Daura ‘cos We Know Who Buhari Is : President Neighbor by ArchangeLucifer: 1:11pm On Dec 02, 2017
I also know Buhari drinks cow milk directly from the udder.

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Nairalander Is Dead by ArchangeLucifer: 1:02pm On Dec 02, 2017
I know that moniker.

How come he was active two days ago & your account was opened yesterday?

Rather suspicious.

Maybe you are dasagacious.

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Religion / Re: Churches That Do Not Demand Tithes In Nigeria by ArchangeLucifer: 1:00pm On Dec 02, 2017
The Church of Satan doesn't demand tithes nor offerings.

Instead, we enrich you.
Sports / Re: FIFA World Cup 2018 Draw On December 1st by ArchangeLucifer: 1:42am On Dec 02, 2017
Unlimited22:

Iceland and Croatia are average teams.
Note, I said average TEAMS, not teams with average players.
If we prepare well and go with a reasonable goalkeeper we will beat both.
Na Argentina wey dey worry me.
BTW, I'd pick this group over Portugal, Spain and Morocco.
Must suck to be Iran right now.




Have you watch Iran at all recently?

They are good - forget that Arab stereotype we have.

They are hands down better than South Korea & Japan (both of whom I feel will finish bottom of their respective groups).

Iran is better than Morocco IMO

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Politics / Re: Anti Ijaw Protest Going On In Benin!! by ArchangeLucifer: 5:34pm On Dec 01, 2017
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Politics / Re: Anti Ijaw Protest Going On In Benin!! by ArchangeLucifer: 11:11am On Dec 01, 2017
Michael004:
The way you sound stupid is second to none. Your level of stupidity has high degree. Adolf Hitler never ran away when it done on him. Even ordinary woman Mrs efusetan aniwura never ran away when it done on her. But your acclaimed hero ran in skirt. Ordinary bloody civilian like awolowo made a whole dictator like ran away in the middle of the night while leaving his comrade to die. Same thing the hunchback Mandela wannabe that shamelessly accepted bail conditions and left his comrades that are still in the prison today. Cowards keyboard warriors like you that hit your chest that buhari should not come to igboland that you will die with him. Till today, I have not seen blood as you cowards promised. He went, walked round, spat on your wasted comrades' graves, given a title, also say it to your face that you should forget biafra, he went to tell you you are slave forever. Instead of you to carry out your chest beating threat, you all must and only found voice when he went back. The only thing you result to is to tell your people 'if you vote, you will die'. At the end, they still voted and did not die. You are so shameless. Well here is what you asked for. Shame on you. Spit.





Permit me to start by saying you are a big fool & an Afonja illiterate.

Your attachment says "to promote unity among Yoruba leaders".

It says nothing about "restructuring Nigeria" which is the argument here.

Some of us can read incase you don't know.

So when you are done fooling yourself, you either provide us with proof of Tinubu meeting with Afenifere about restructuring as you earlier claimed or SHUT UP.

Have a nice day.

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Celebrities / Re: Bovi Uses Meghan Markle As An Example To Advise Ladies by ArchangeLucifer: 11:35pm On Nov 30, 2017
Ranchhoddas:
Funny guy.
After googling and googling this is what you come up with.
It's not a crime to admit that you were wrong you know?

Bill Gates is worth $86B.

Your links put up figures ranging from £10-12B and you are throwing a fit.

Show me one site, just one that puts the crown's wealth at more than that and stop this your rant.

Do not attempt to mask your ignorance with indignation.
It is not a a very effective tactic.





Ignorant fool. I just knew you would cook up an excuse once the truth hits you.

Here's another one.



https://www.google.com.ng/url?q=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/royal-family-british-monarchy-wealth-value-how-rich-money-queen-elizabeth-ii-a8067946.html&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwi29a7Vq-fXAhVQKFAKHd7qCfsQFggnMAg&usg=AOvVaw2Z8_bolpSpZeKlKfxoRsKg


£60 billion = $81 billion.

I even have ones that estimate her wealth at $33 trillion but I chose not to bring them here because you'll say they are not credible sites.

Good luck trying that dumb argument with express.co.uk, forbes, independent.co.uk & cnbc.

Her wealth cannot even be calculated beause she has so many jewels, paintings, journals & artifacts that their values cannot be verified. So numerous.

So all these figures are the ones that can be quantified.

I'm done spoon-feeding you.

Go online & educate yourself.

Goodnight.

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