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CelebritiesRe: Bovi Uses Meghan Markle As An Example To Advise Ladies by ArchangeLucifer: 10:42pm On Nov 30, 2017
Ranchhoddas:
It's not enough to make outrageous claims.
At least one link or two to corroborate your claims will be appropriate instead of just manufacturing data from the sky don't you think?
My "manufactured data from the sky" is up there bro.

Only her real estates are worth £17 billion. Not dollars oh. Not from a bogus website, the official crown estate website. There's also a pdf of their financial statement if you want. I also quoted the prestigious forbes.com.

1 of her diamonds is roughly $2 billion. Just one & she has many.

Plus other artifacts that cant even be valued.

I cannot believe that people like you exist. Your level of ignorance is shocking.

Read & be enlightened una no go read. If na hushpuppi & Ebuka agbada naw, you go give us the history.
CelebritiesRe: Bovi Uses Meghan Markle As An Example To Advise Ladies by ArchangeLucifer: 10:32pm On Nov 30, 2017
Spaxon:
you're always having great plans and dreams.. Like you're still planning Armageddon till today cheesy
Armaggedon is here already.

You're living in it.

This one is different. Heaven on earth.

I hope you have a fitting bikini & stillettos 4 d occasion?
CelebritiesRe: Bovi Uses Meghan Markle As An Example To Advise Ladies by ArchangeLucifer: 10:30pm On Nov 30, 2017
CelebritiesRe: Bovi Uses Meghan Markle As An Example To Advise Ladies by ArchangeLucifer: 10:05pm On Nov 30, 2017
Ranchhoddas:
It's not enough to make outrageous claims.
At least one link or two to corroborate your claims will be appropriate instead of just manufacturing data from the sky don't you think?
Oga don't be ignorant nah.

The Crown's wealth is an open secret. Its not even a conspiracy theory.

I cant believe this - when internet dey under your nose.

Ok you know what, lemme get you links to shut you up.

Nawao.
CelebritiesRe: Bovi Uses Meghan Markle As An Example To Advise Ladies by ArchangeLucifer: 9:56pm On Nov 30, 2017
Spaxon:
Trust me naija girls can send u back to Tartarus in seconds..

Of all places to choose u came to Nigeria. Na the second hell be this o..

Sun go beat u for hia o
Says who?

You know how many I've plowed since I came here?

You're next sef. I want you in a hot jaccuzzi threeesome with a yet-to-be-determined girl.
CelebritiesRe: Bovi Uses Meghan Markle As An Example To Advise Ladies by ArchangeLucifer: 9:54pm On Nov 30, 2017
Ranchhoddas:
More than Gates and Bezos?

Who dash monkey banana?
See u.

Her wealth is not measured in cash - cuz it can't.

Do a little research & find out how much her gold, paintings, precious stones & other artifacts are valued.

You go see say Bezos & Gates still dey learn.

She is practically the richest person on earth.
CelebritiesRe: Stella Damasus: "I Was Abused By Emeka Nzeribe, My Ex Husband In 2009" (photo) by ArchangeLucifer: 9:49pm On Nov 30, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Anti Ijaw Protest Going On In Benin!! by ArchangeLucifer: 9:14pm On Nov 30, 2017
Basic123:
I can see you just want to childishly troll not to learn.cool
Mention a child like you to troll with you.
He's running away. grin

Typical Afonja illiterate coward.

Show us where the thief Tinubu met recently with Afenifere on restucturing as you claimed na.

E-diot. You think we're as gullible as Oduduwa's descendants who begged the British to enslave them.
CelebritiesRe: This Cute Little Bride Is The Very Definition Of Slay by ArchangeLucifer: 8:45pm On Nov 30, 2017
These are chloasma examples on the internet.

I see no evidence of these on her. People can't just bring up junk from the net & force feed us, we have internet access too.

This should put an end to your BS.

CelebritiesRe: This Cute Little Bride Is The Very Definition Of Slay by ArchangeLucifer: 8:33pm On Nov 30, 2017
QueenBeeHive:
Adjust your glasses and take a closer look.
Since you can see these blemishes, why not cut to the chase & show us? You said "brown patches of pigmentation" but her face is actually smooth - no patches.

I agree I'm blind, so show us.

Or is it because there's nothing to show?
PoliticsRe: Anti Ijaw Protest Going On In Benin!! by ArchangeLucifer: 8:29pm On Nov 30, 2017
Basic123:
Restructuring is there,read about tinubu meeting with afenifere.


I am just amused about how Atiku Abubakre urine just replaced Nmamdi kanu urine Just few weeks after he died or ran away grin
I didn't see anywhere the drug lord Tinubu met with yoruba's oldest fools.

Can you furnish us with proof?


















Or shut up!

Descendant of Awolowo the Cowardly.

CelebritiesRe: This Cute Little Bride Is The Very Definition Of Slay by ArchangeLucifer: 7:36pm On Nov 30, 2017
ibkkk:
Yes,it does.
How? Pls explain...

CelebritiesRe: This Cute Little Bride Is The Very Definition Of Slay by ArchangeLucifer: 7:35pm On Nov 30, 2017
thelostchronicl:
Abeg no tell me that, this one na different colors one persin
I tire o.

Are we blind?

She is trying to mis-diagnose an existing ailment where it doesnt apply.

Just because malaria exists doesnt mean we'll tell a cancer patient she has malaria.

Haba. Africans!
CelebritiesRe: This Cute Little Bride Is The Very Definition Of Slay by ArchangeLucifer: 7:34pm On Nov 30, 2017
QueenBeeHive:
Brown patches of pigmentation on the forehead,
cheeks, and neck are known as chloasma,
melasma or mask of pregnancy. Chloasma is
caused by the body making extra melanin, the
tanning hormone, which protects the skin against
ultraviolet (UV) light.
Madam, re-read your definition & take a good hard look at that picture above.

That's not "brown patches of pigmentation on the forehead, cheeks & neck" - I don't see any of those on her face or neck. What I see here is a total whitening of her face!

Her face is yellow & her torso is black.

I'm not one of those that get befuddled by terms & definitions - some of us still use our brains.

The woman above displays no sign of the condition you just described.
PoliticsRe: Anti Ijaw Protest Going On In Benin!! by ArchangeLucifer: 7:25pm On Nov 30, 2017
Basic123:
Its not needed you guys are just barking dogs grin
Una no want restructuring again?

CelebritiesRe: Bovi Uses Meghan Markle As An Example To Advise Ladies by ArchangeLucifer: 7:23pm On Nov 30, 2017
Spaxon:
Thunder fire you grin
I think say em lockmu for 1,000 years na.

Kuku go back o..
Abi na loneliness wan kee uhuh
Yes. I don tire 2 fvck those useless demonesses.

Hellfire don dry their puna finish.

Dats y I escape come dis side, make i fit do better tins. grin

Naija girls una sweet die.
PoliticsRe: Anti Ijaw Protest Going On In Benin!! by ArchangeLucifer: 7:21pm On Nov 30, 2017
Jaideyone:
so what should Yorubas have done? go out and start killing ibos just because they called Lagos bo man's land?
I thought you just said Hausas do it.

Since you can't do it, shut up!

Coward.
EducationRe: 40% Of UNIZIK Staff Watch Pornography At Work - VC, Prof. Joseph Ahaneku by ArchangeLucifer: 7:03pm On Nov 30, 2017
ObaKlaz:
No wonder... I once went to see a lecturer-friend of mine in his office and I saw Pears Baby Oil in one of his drawers.


Makes sense now.
Is it this type?

PoliticsRe: Anti Ijaw Protest Going On In Benin!! by ArchangeLucifer: 5:05pm On Nov 30, 2017
Movic1:
Really? I hope you won't call them wicked when they start dealing with you?
When will you start?

I thought you lot were screaming "restructuring" when Nnamdi Kanu was still around?

What happened? Una no wan restructure the country again? grin

Or were you cowards hiding behind his back as usual and now that he is out of the way & the floodlights are on you, you all cower as expected?

Cowards.
CelebritiesRe: Bovi Uses Meghan Markle As An Example To Advise Ladies by ArchangeLucifer: 5:01pm On Nov 30, 2017
Spaxon:
Orr bros Lucifer u sef de do Internet?
Ehen?

Who you think say get all the lesbian strapon porn wey yu download put for your phone?
PoliticsRe: Anti Ijaw Protest Going On In Benin!! by ArchangeLucifer: 5:00pm On Nov 30, 2017
alade112:
Not every tribe is as tolerance as the Yorubas o. If its in the North that the igbos are doing that rubbish calling one of their land like kano No man's land just because they got huge population there, the kind thing hausas go Don do for them eh.
Its not "tolerance" or "accommodation" - its called "cowardice".
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Is Saddened Nigerians Are Sold In Libya Like Goats by ArchangeLucifer: 4:53pm On Nov 30, 2017
His fault.

If he didn't make this country so difficult to survive in helped with the votes of people like sarrki, they wouldn't be leaving in droves to their doom.

He should shut up abeg, lets hear word.

CelebritiesRe: Bovi Uses Meghan Markle As An Example To Advise Ladies by ArchangeLucifer: 4:44pm On Nov 30, 2017
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WISH EM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
What the fvck is this? Who send you message?

Why was this placed below nairaland homepage then?
CelebritiesRe: Bovi Uses Meghan Markle As An Example To Advise Ladies by ArchangeLucifer: 4:42pm On Nov 30, 2017
I was shocked to find out she was the delivery girl on Horrible Bosses with Jason Sudeikis.

She fine sha but I detest the British Royal Family.

What exactly do they do except drain taxpayers' money?

This same hypocritical family will bash other monarchies around the world of being 'primitive' but they turn a blind eye to the fact that their lazy witch-queen is utterly useless to the people of Britain.

She has enormous wealth even dwarfing that of Bezos and Gates combined who both worked hard to get to where they are today.

Ill-gotten wealth from artifacts & precious stones forcefully derived from the enslavement of other nations like our Nigeria, China, Argentina and especially India.

I still love Hitler to this day for leveling her palace & sending her lily-livered family scurrying for their lives.
CelebritiesRe: This Cute Little Bride Is The Very Definition Of Slay by ArchangeLucifer: 4:41pm On Nov 30, 2017
QueenBeeHive:
she's obviously pregnant.
Pregnancy makes your skin change colours?

CrimeRe: Man Kills 2 Primary School Pupils (Graphic Photos) by ArchangeLucifer: 4:34pm On Nov 30, 2017
Damn.

I can imagine the pure vile in his heart, the raw hatred coursing through his veins as he relentlessly hacked this boy to death.

What could the poor boy have done to him to incite this sort of savagery?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Police Arrests Suspected Kidnap Gang by ArchangeLucifer: 4:26pm On Nov 30, 2017
Na dem...

RomanceRe: People Said This My Friend Look Like Bobrisky Hw True Is It by ArchangeLucifer: 4:22pm On Nov 30, 2017
I'm only interested in why he is wearing a very fake shirt and why your phone's camera is less than 2megapixels.
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Called Out His Friend On Instagram For Eating His Jollof Rice by ArchangeLucifer: 4:20pm On Nov 30, 2017
You mean Ramon Azeez?
CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Looking Hot On A Fresh Hot Pose For Throwback Thursday (pics) by ArchangeLucifer: 4:15pm On Nov 30, 2017
So wait...

A man, as in a full grown, hairy, muscular man of over 30 years who has seen life, has many memories & experiences both good & bad...





...will wake up in the morning, strike a pose and ask someone else (obviously jobless) to take a picture of him? huh huh


For likes and comments?

Aren't there more productive things to do?

If he isn't directly making money from this snapshot, I question his sanity.
CelebritiesRe: This Cute Little Bride Is The Very Definition Of Slay by ArchangeLucifer: 4:11pm On Nov 30, 2017
So why's her mum's face brighter than her shoulders, cleavage and arms?
Christianity EtcRe: Pls Is There Anything Like Physical Hell Fire Or It's Just A Symbol? by ArchangeLucifer: 4:06pm On Nov 30, 2017
Krystalzkris:
hefriting artificial.. grin grin
Lol. So you don't deny the butt plug abi?



PS: You won't believe I got banned from the religion section for typing "butt plug". grin

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