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Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Visits President Buhari In Aso Rock by Areaboy2(m): 10:39pm On Jan 28, 2019
soberdrunk:


1) He brought back our girls..

2) School feeding program..

3) He technically defeated Boko Haram..

4) Very soon we will be going from Lagos to Ibadan in style like from Woolwich to Dartford cool(by train)...

5) Our farmers are popping Champagne in the club cheesy

6) We don't want Atiku to "Enrich his already very rich friends"

7) He is a war hero and he has bled for Nigeria..... cool

Sai Baba!!

Lol!! You bastard!!!..
See you on Thursday!!!
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Visits President Buhari In Aso Rock by Areaboy2(m): 10:30pm On Jan 28, 2019
TIGRITIS:

Give me one why you support atiku.
Regime change, completely breaking the two term entitlement mentality..

Personally.. I would like to see fela or kingsley win..
It's strange that you assume I support Atiku.. clearly shows how you think..
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Visits President Buhari In Aso Rock by Areaboy2(m): 4:25pm On Jan 28, 2019
TIGRITIS:




That is the same SLS GEJ "suspended" as the CBN gov without the approval of NASS and in your wildest imagination, you think he is there to advise the president against the suspension of the judge who "forgot" to declare over $3m.

Even a goat can guess correctly why SLS is smiling in aso rock.

Btw, I thought that is the jubrin from sudan, or can't you see his ears and nose looking different from those of buhari again?

I'm yet to see missiles flying up and down as threatened by ipob miscreants.

My brother please help me understand.. can you give me 5 reasons why you support Buhari?
Please don't say anything relating to corruption..
Crime / Re: Nigerian ‘pirate’ Boss To Be Extradited To The Netherlands by Areaboy2(m): 8:34am On Jan 28, 2019
dokyOloye:
Wrong move .
The Netherlands will never extradite their own citizen to be tried in Nigeria,especially as the crime was committed in Nigeria.

International crimes are tried where?
Politics / Re: Onnoghen: Ben Bruce Seeks Visa Bans Over CJN Suspension by Areaboy2(m): 1:45pm On Jan 27, 2019
3rdavefarms:
The Buhari yiu see today , you shall see him no more

Mark my words, There will be war in Nigeria soonest
As much as I hate buhari and this administration, I'll leave you with a quote..

"Only a man that has never experienced war, is eager to go to war" unknown..
Romance / Re: She Wants To Tie Me Down With Marriage. Should I End My 2-Year-Old Relationship? by Areaboy2(m): 2:13pm On Jan 04, 2019
soberdrunk:
This is so wrong! How will she do that!!!?? Infact send me her number ASAP let me correct her!!! angry
Hahahaha.. one day after your birthday, you're running correctional services!!! LoL!!

Abeg call me oh.. we can correct her together.. Tag team things �

No mind the useles boy dey dey vex mumu vex lol

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Politics / Re: Ezekwesili Slams Buhari, "You Are Accustomed To Losing Your Citizens" by Areaboy2(m): 11:44am On Jan 03, 2019
And herein lies my biggest problem with Buhari..
Travel / Re: I'm Traveling To London, Follow Me On My Journey..... by Areaboy2(m): 1:45pm On Dec 31, 2018
Banter1:
brother fuuuuuck them white chicks wella, no dull ya sef o
Thought he said he was 18?.. allow him grow first na before following your advice..
Sports / Re: "Napoli Asked For Match Suspension After Racist Chant At Koulibaily" - Ancelloti by Areaboy2(m): 11:01am On Dec 27, 2018
Avedonn:
But Senegalese and southern Sudanese are too dark complexioned.

I don't know whether it's because of their location or nature of water.

They are indeed black among blacks just like Russians are white among whites.

That thinking right there.. is no different from the racism the player experienced..

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Plus And Ritual Money Doesn't Exist, Stop The Unnecessary Killings by Areaboy2(m): 8:48pm On Dec 04, 2018
tamethem:


grin don't mind these guys I just pity some guys forming porche upon nothing.

When Ajimobi the Oyo state Governor first enter office, he was packing mad men off the streets.

Do you know what the ministry of environment did?

They employed the OPC guys. This is what I saw with my korokoro eyes. These guys are young guys in their 20s, 30s and 40s. they wore Charms on the waists, wrists and Arms.
All they needed to do was to stand in front of the mad men and women mutter something move closer and give the mad person a slap on the back. They ordered them to enter the government buses with no hassles, No argument. They enter and sit down calmly. Looking like mumu. I saw these life twice in Ibadan.

There are various types of Charms no be say charms exists alone. grin different types

To run mad there is charm, to go blind, to even die sef.

I get experience that if I should narrate am one by one ground go full. No be joke

And your "mad" people, you have been following and tracking them for how long or performed any psychiatric examination on them to confirm their insanity.?

"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery". Words of a wise man

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Plus And Ritual Money Doesn't Exist, Stop The Unnecessary Killings by Areaboy2(m): 8:04pm On Dec 04, 2018
Reading all the comments, I see why Nigeria is the way it is.. how can an adult believe that money ritual works? This is madness!!!

In Uganda, there was a period when the belief was that limbs of albinos can be used for money rituals.. they nearly killed off all their albinos.. to what end? Nothing!!!!

These primitive ways of thinking and beliefs will surely prevent development

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: How I Was Smuggled Out Of Nigeria During Operation Python Dance by Areaboy2(m): 6:38am On Oct 30, 2018
chiedu7:
The Zoo shall fall in Jesus name.

Your leader is a Jew and you're here shouting in Jesus name..
Do you even know what you're doing?

if this isn't the pinnacle of confusion, I don't know what is..
Travel / Re: Ugly Experience With Australian Embassy by Areaboy2(m): 9:20pm On Oct 19, 2018
FisifunKododada:
Come to think of it, Australia used to be a black country before the white devils came and killed them and took their lands.

OP are you one of the people that goes around NL supporting Donald Trump? Because what Australia did to you, is exactly what Trump wants America to also do.

Trump is learning work where Australia is..

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Travel / Re: Ugly Experience With Australian Embassy by Areaboy2(m): 9:19pm On Oct 19, 2018
I hardly reply on the forum...but this story got me.. very disgusting behaviour.. even with a well reputable university? Australia has the worst attitude when it comes to visa application.. I love my pride.. I'll always stay away from allowing these high school or diploma holders insult my intelligence..

So imagine you if you had gotten it and you reach ground breaking research.. these same idiots will quickly claim you as theirs.. bloody wombats..

Bro.. two things..
1. Search for the same thing in Canada or the U.S. and go through the process again.
2. Request a differed admission from the uni and apply all over again.. I'm guessing you're married.. make it clear and that you're not travelling with them.. if that isn't strong tie enough then they can go shag their koalas..

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Religion / Re: Indian Man Buries Himself Alive In A Bid To Resurrect As God Three Days Later by Areaboy2(m): 9:03pm On Oct 19, 2018
soberdrunk:


Hahahah! It literally translates "Give a bottle to my head" cheesy Tout le monde est hors de la ville, je viens d'arriver au siège et je regarde la chaîne alimentaire un vendredi, je commence à penser que j'ai besoin d'une petite amie ou d'une religion avec des veilles du vendredi soir. Comment est la nouvelle zone?

Lol.. C'est n'est pas facile ici.. un instant ill pleut, prochain fois.. ill fait beau.. incroyable!!!!

Hahahahahha... je pense que tu besoin tous les deux.. mais.. premier chose est une copine lol.. tag team!!!!! (Je ne sais pas "tag team" en français... cheesy

Mais, pourqoui tu ne vas pas à Afrodisiac?

C'est vendredi.. c'est une bon idée smiley
Religion / Re: Indian Man Buries Himself Alive In A Bid To Resurrect As God Three Days Later by Areaboy2(m): 8:38pm On Oct 19, 2018
soberdrunk:
Hahahaha!! Tonight i will drink 6 bottles of hot gulder and sleep, maybe i will attain "samadhi"!! Areaboy2 ooo! jusqu'où tu nous manques ooo !!

Hahahahha.. tu me manques tous aussi.. predre une bouteille pour ma tete
Career / Re: Groundnut Hawker Wearing Suit And Tie (Photos) by Areaboy2(m): 8:17pm On Oct 17, 2018
Looks like Togo
Travel / Re: See The Remodeled Port Harcourt Intl Airport - Photos by Areaboy2(m): 7:21am On Oct 15, 2018
Bannylove13:


For how long and when was the last flight?

Your trying to make it look like a thing of yesterday..

Even Lufthansa KLM airfrancr did Operate from enugu airport too..

So what happened?

My friend.. go to air france website and try to book a flight from phc.. stop making ill informed statements..

I flew air france from phc on Wednesday..

I hate buhari probably more than you do.. but doesn't change the fact that it is an international airport..
Religion / Re: Pastor David Elijah Attacked By Assassins. Bullets Refused To Penetrate Body by Areaboy2(m): 8:27pm On Sep 06, 2018
Hizzy:

come to my church u will see dat even you will hav you're own miracle

Hahahaha.. listen to yourself grin

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Religion / Re: Pastor David Elijah Attacked By Assassins. Bullets Refused To Penetrate Body by Areaboy2(m): 8:22pm On Sep 06, 2018
Hizzy:

I can see you're a Muslim you don't know how powerful JESUS CHRIST is

Which power? Lol...

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Religion / Re: Pastor David Elijah Attacked By Assassins. Bullets Refused To Penetrate Body by Areaboy2(m): 8:17pm On Sep 06, 2018
soberdrunk:
Hahahahhaha!! I already have too many problems so lemme just laugh and walk away, maybe my brother Areaboy2 has something to say..... cheesy

Hahahahaha.. need I say anyrhing?

Idiots fooling sheeples as usual..

Staged nonsense.. poorly done too..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Best Places To Do Internship In Nigeria by Areaboy2(m): 12:06pm On Jul 14, 2018
I'm happy I didn't see Total there..
You will buy meat pie and taya grin

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Religion / Re: Church Of England’s Synod May Abolish Holy Trinity To Include Muslims by Areaboy2(m): 8:09pm On Jul 11, 2018
soberdrunk:
Areaboy2 the odds of me making heaven just improved....... grin

Hahaha.. with time anyone can go.. question is do you really want to go there? Think of all the things that make you happy here.. can you do any in heaven? grin
Family / Re: Us-based Nigerian Couple Welcome A Set Of Triplets After 20 Years Of Marriage by Areaboy2(m): 7:13am On Jul 03, 2018
MISEDUCATIONS:
the wife knows whose baby it is.
a man doesnt jump from infertility to triplets just like that.
After 20 years.. I think they both know..
Autos / Re: Mint Non-registered 2008 Mercedes-benz ML 350 For Sale by Areaboy2(m): 8:56pm On Jun 12, 2018
This is not 2010..

It's 2008 and below..
Autos / Re: CALL FOR ALL YOUR CLEARING JOBS VIA TINCAN ISLAND AND APAPA by Areaboy2(m): 1:14pm On Jun 09, 2018
Chief.. how much will it cost to clear 2011 infiniti qx56?. Roro grimaldi..
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Port Harcourt By Stabbing (Graphic Photos) by Areaboy2(m): 7:32pm On Jun 08, 2018
soberdrunk:
It is easy to be a critic when you are not wearing the shoes, people are going through a lot with no support or encouragement from anywhere, if not for my brother Areaboy2 by now Soberdrunk sef fit don dey frontpage like "Former Portharcourt big boy abandoned by friends, family, sidechics, runs girls, and business partners, commits suicide by 'sleeping to death'" but unfortunately for you all I AINT DYING grin grin What i am trying to say basically is try and reach out to people around you every now and then, even if it is just a word of encouragement, it will go a long way..............#Letusfightsuicidetogether# angry

LoL.. even your runs girls seecheesy

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Family / Re: Zimbabwean Man Beats Up Wife For Failing To Say “Thank You” After Sex by Areaboy2(m): 12:54pm On May 19, 2018
soberdrunk:
I don't support 'domestic violence' but i feel the man's pain, imagine if his normal limit is "25 strokes" and he went out of his way to reach "40 strokes" just to please his wife and she just kept a straight face after the action instead of showing "maximum gratitude"............ angry In the words of my brother Areaboy2 "Young lady the bus leaves in 5mins if you wish to reach the destination you best be on it" grin grin

Hahahahaha... well said
Religion / Re: Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef Calls Black People 'Monkeys' During His Weekly Sermon by Areaboy2(m): 9:29am On Mar 25, 2018
Aaronsrod:
We must be silent before the wisdom of His Chosen people. We cannot condemn Gods anointed.

If they call us monkeys and cut our throats then we must think ourselves blessed.

To die in Israel is a blessing indeed!
Many will not see the satire in what you're saying lol

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Autos / Re: 2014 Mercedes-benz C350 4MATIC... 10m by Areaboy2(m): 6:30pm On Mar 05, 2018
enitiObanke:


I must give it to u, dt u r largely right. Dou not 100% right.
2014 w204 has 10 trims (Mercedes-Benz is confused certainly);
1. Sport C250 4drs
2. Luxury C250 4drs
3. Base C250 2drs
4. Sport C300 4matic 4drs
5. Luxury C300 4matic 4drs
6. Sport C350 4drs
7. Sport C350 2drs
8. Sport C350 4matic 2drs
9. Base C63 AMG 4drs
10. Base C63 AMG 2drs

So, like u pointed out, its unlikely this 2014 C350 is 4matic.
Where u are wrong sir, 4matic is a trim, not an option. For options, u can twerk options wen buying d car brand new.
Another wrong assertion i made; for 2013 n 2014, C300 is 3.5L and not 3.0L. Same as d C350 which is also 3.5L. Although dis C350 has abt 302hp as against d 248hp of d C300.

Lastly, Areaboy2, lemme invite u to join a Mercedes-Benz Whatsapp Group, pls contact dis whatsapp number ()to be added to d Group.
We are 98% Mercedes-Benz enthusiasts, from d A-Class to d almighty S-Class.
Peace!

Yeah.. I think I mixed up trims there too.. missed out the base trim.. and yeah.. the 300 has the same engine as the 350.. but Mercedes restricted the 300 electronically to a lower hp. My understanding was that it was done cos of the 4matic of the 300. But now I know that c350 coupe is also 4matic.. smiley so my thinking was wrong..

I've sent a request to the wa group.. you can remove the number now smiley thanks.. see you on wa.
Autos / Re: 2014 Mercedes-benz C350 4MATIC... 10m by Areaboy2(m): 10:34am On Mar 04, 2018
enitiObanke:


Its obvious u dont drive a Mercedes-Benz, and if u do, yor knowledge of what u drive is so limited.
First, do u really know what 4matic means? Means d vehicle has a driving shaft in front, like Toyota n Honda,.......and u call dat an option dat can be added by d buyer? Are u even aware dt d shock absorbers n legs for d 4matic trim is different frm dos of d Luxury n Sport trim?
I bet u also dont know dat for w203 and w204 (pre-facelift), d 4matic trim is 5speed whereas d Luxury n Sport trim is 7speed.
Mercedes-Benz w203 and w204 have 3 trims for dir v6 engines; 4matic, Luxury, and Sport (AMG body kit only,.....not pure breed AMG)
Secondly, nothing like standard C300 or standard C350. They both av d same engine, same chasis, same transmission, and same options etc. Only difference btwn dem is in d engine displacement (ie 'size of cylinder). C300 is a 3.0L, whereas d C350 is a 3.5L. because of d higher engine displacement, d C350 has a higher horse power rating (at least 268hp, C300 wont pack more dan 230hp),and therefore its a faster car dan d C300.
Lastly, pls consult google. If u data to cum argue on Nairaland, u sure av data to consult google.....

Too much talk.. let me summarise my position..
This year of c class comes with either sports or luxury (trim)
With either trim.. you can have 4matic or not..

They both have standard features. On the c300, 4matic comes as standard.. on the 350, not..
When you contact Mercedes to buy either.. they'll give you optional extras.. on the 350, 4matic is one of the options..

To solve our disagreement.. show me one c300 of this year without 4matic..I'll respectfully concede if you do..
for my position.. the c350 in this post is not 4matic..

Yes.. 4matic is auto 4wd.. just like xdrive on bmw. 4motion on vw and Quattro on Audi..

For the record.. I do own a 2013 c300 sports 4matic..and a close friend owns a 350 sports without 4matic..
Autos / Re: 2014 Mercedes-benz C350 4MATIC... 10m by Areaboy2(m): 11:16pm On Mar 03, 2018
enitiObanke:


You r wrong sir. w204 has 4matic, Luxury, and Sport for both d C300, and C350.

Okay.. Let's get it straight.
Standard c350's are not 4matic.. just like this one here.. it is an option that can be added by the buyer when brand-new..

Standard c300 is 4matic..

Finally.. 4matic is not a trim but an "accessory"
Trim for w204 should be luxury or sports

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