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And yes! Its currently on the news today that Mark Angel Comedy has broken YouTube record by becoming the first ever YouTube channel in Nigeria to surpass a million subscribers’ milestone.

As we all know, Mark Angel Comedy has meteorically risen to be the most viewed comedy channel on YouTube in Nigeria and a favorite channel for many who have countless episodes of the comedy on their phones and electronic devices. But, there is another fast rising comedy company founded by Mirian Abiaka aka Mimi Love Comedy, I think you should all see.

Subscribe to her YouTube channel and watch more videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxvMcuTb_oepoZCbubgjA0w/videos

Their YouTube channel is named Mi Nolly Tv and they have about 23 comedy skits on the channel. I saw two of their videos yesterday, and it got my ribs paining me, honestly. Lol

Talking about Mark Angel Comedy, as you know, we can't talk about him without mentioning the young engine room of the comedy company, Emmanuella is her name!

Emmanuella was discovered by Mark Angel, her uncle, when she was chosen for a role in a comic video as she is a student of his acting school.

When they were preparing for the video, she was not chosen for the role initially but she asked for it because she believed in her self that she could do it . After the shooting of the comedy skit, Mark Angel realized that what he was looking for in many miles away was inside his pocket because she was doing exceptionally fine.

Today, her videos on YouTube is in their millions of views!
SOURCE: http://www.asbgistng.com/2017/06/mimi-love-comedy-new-emergence.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJWT3DXpfpI

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Two goals from Ahmed Musa on the 2nd and 18th minutes and a goal from Kelechi Iheanacho on 24th minute ensure that Nigeria Super Eagles continue in their impressive unbeaten run under coach Gernot Rohr.

Nigeria Lineup below:

http://www.asbgistng.com/2017/06/ft-nigeria-3-0-togo-full-lineup.html

Former Super Eagles striker Daniel Amokachi has set his sights on representing Nigeria at the forthcoming Stars Sixes tournament in July.

The player popularly referred to as "The Bull" represented Nigeria 44 times in a nine-year Super Eagles career - earning his debut in 1990, appearing at two FIFA world cup finals.

Stars Sixes is a six-a-side tournament for retired internationals set to take place at the 02 Arena from 13 to 16 July. Nigeria has been drawn into Group B alongside Brazil, Italy and China.

It will be an opportunity for the Nigerian team to rekindle past battles against the Italian and Brazilian legends, some of who they traded tackles against at the 1994 FIFA world cup and Atalanta 1996 Olympics football event.

The former Everton forward in a chat with evertonfc.com, revealed his excitement at representing Nigeria once again and playing against former teammates.

"I can't wait to get started," Amokachi revealed to evertonfc.com. "It's a great platform to play with and against ex-teammates and some legends of the game that played in the same generation.

"Jay-Jay Okocha first approached me about it. We have known each other for a long time, even before him I was very close friends with his older brother. We're more like family than friends.

"It will be a great event and hopefully I will get to see plenty of Evertonians there. I always try to keep up my fitness, so I am ready to play. Let's see what happens!"

The Nigerian team will feature the likes of Celestine Babayaro, Julius Aghahowa, and Jay-Jay Okocha, who will be captain at the inaugural tournament.

Other global icons expected to feature at the tournament include Steven Gerrard, Michael Ballack, Carles Puyol and Robert Pires.

Kwese Sport

http://www.asbgistng.com/2017/05/amokachi-gearsr-second-nigeria-debut.html

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lol... girl, stop having sex with him o...till he marries u. you are destroying your life o

A scattered gun fire which occurred along BIU road in Ugbor, Benin city, on Saturday May 27th, claimed the life of an undergraduate, Tobi Igioh aka T-Boi.

Tobi is the only child of the former General Manager of Edo Broadcasting Service (EBS), Benin city, Pastor Mrs Sidi Lawal -Igioh.
Pastor Sidi Lawal Igioh Whose Only Son Was Killed By Stray Bullet In Benin

Tobi was reportedly hit by a stray bullet when some armed robbers were trying to escape after they had successfully robbed some shops near his home area around 6.30 pm.

Other persons injured in the attack are now receiving treatment in an undisclosed hospital, with the police on the trail of the hoodlums. So sad

Friends, family and well wishers took to Facebook to send their condolences to the deceased and his Pastor mother.

May his soul rest in peace. Amen

Source: http://www.asbgistng.com/2017/05/photos-pastor-sidi-lawal-igioh-son.html

Nigerian singer, Mocheddah revealed her near death experience with Asthmatic attack she encountered for many years.

She made this known via a snapchat post, revealing how she suffered with the breathing disorder. Mocheddah shared a photo of an inhaler with a warning to other people living in an asthmatic condition, as seen below.

The beautiful singer also thank God for her life in conclusion of the post.

Source: http://www.asbgistng.com/2017/05/mocheddah-recounts-near-death.html

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Nigeria’s Anne-Marie Imafidon, 27, will be decorated by Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II with the prestigious honour of Member of the Order of the British Empire (MBE) on May 19.


The 27-year old whose father is from Edo State in Nigeria will be honoured for her services to young women with speciality in Sciences, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics (STEM).

An MBE is an award given by the Queen to an individual for outstanding service to the community or local hands-on service.

Part of her contributions includes founding Stemettes, a social enterprise which inspires the next generation of women into pursuing careers in STEM in 2013.

The enterprise which has attracted over 7000 young women from across the UK, Ireland and Europe has the objective to break barriers women who pursue a career in the field face.

Stemettes which also grants awards to young women has programs workshops and events designed to introduce young women to STEM careers, concepts, and role models.

Anne-Marie holds the record of being the youngest girl to ever pass two GCSE examinations for Mathematics and Information Technology and A-level computing at the age of 11 in Britain.

Due to her high exceptional brilliance, she received a British Scholarship to study Mathematics at John Hopkins University at the age of 13 in 2003.

At 15, in 2005, she started a degree program at the University of Oxford.

At 17, she started a master’s degree at Oxford University graduating at 19 in June 2010.

Imafidon who became the youngest ever graduate with a master’s degree speaks six languages and has worked with Goldman Sachs, Hewlett-Packard, Deutsche Bank, and Lehman Brothers.

She is the older of the Imafidon children who have been dubbed ‘the smartest family in Britain’ as her younger siblings have equally broken records in Mathematics and sports.

Imafidon’s rather unique achievements at a young age have stood her out as a person to watch out for by the British press.

She was named on Evening Standard’s list of ’25 under 25s’ and a Guardian ‘Top 10 women in tech you need to know’.

She was also the UK IT Industry & British Computer Society’s Young IT Professional of the Year in 2013.

Imafidon will be honoured alongside three other Nigerians including Chris Ofili, an artist who gets a CBE for his services to arts.

Elizabeth Nneka Anionwu, a Professor of Nursing, will also get an OBE for her services in nursing and the Mary Seacole statue appeal.


Cadet Colour Sergeant, Jeremiah Oluwatosin Ayotunde, joins the list as he gets an OBE for his services to young people and the community of London.

(NAN)
Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun
SOURCE: http://www.asbgistng.com/2017/05/anne-marie-imafidon-receive-mbe.html

Little children in Abia South Senatorial District, Abia State in a video swore to die for the restoration of Biafra.

The children also praise Ekiti State Governor Ayodele Fayose, Femi Fani-Kayode, and the leader of the Indigenous People of Baifra (IPOB), Nnamdi Kanu in the video.


At the end of their presentation, they marched out singing "Holy Nnamdi Kanu is another savior."

Watch the video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ss_Y_PhDMg

SOURCE:http://www.asbgistng.com/2017/05/abia-state-biafran-supporters-uses.html

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

The Lagos State Government has ordered the Vehicle Inspection Officers (VIO) to vacant Lagos roads.

Governor Ambode handed down the directive as a result of repeated public complaints and unfair harrassment of motorists by the agency.

Details later...

SOURCE; http://www.asbgistng.com/2017/05/ambode-orders-vehicle-inspection.html

CC: Lalasticlala

lies

kingreign:
Next time verify facts before ranting like a dog on heat.
UK is a RHD country. The bulge in the dash shows she's by the steering side.

lol... so u still dey do MMM? Una nor dey word...na cos am... my peopleperish cos they lack knowledge...even God tell una tru us bloggers, una nor hear. we gave u guys details bout mmm, u guys didnt listen. Adeola Fayehun self do video and shwed u guys documentary of hw mavrodi was jailed eating peoples cash in russia his hometown una stillnor hear. say bloggers na bad belle...oya na

Ruggedpen:
I lost 200,000 last yr, in MMM after telling people is temporarily it turned out to be permanent, i realized that this stuff is been control by some greedy guarders who have opened different account what they are given you to is their account, the most annoying thing is if you are a new person you will meet their online customer agent who will give u the courage that your money will be paid when due, but once your money are been trap there, he/she has mark your PO he can never talk to you again. you will left with nobody to talk to, is crazy when they will collect your money but shun you. after loosing my 200,000 last yr somebody told me that for me to get my 2016 mavro i need to provide in 2017 then gradually my 2016 mavro will be release but with fear i decide to try them with 5k, since 20-3-17 till is very difficult for them to pay me 5k, i am glad i didn't provide more than 5k so people be careful with this people.

photoshopped. the man on suit is driving not her... there is no right hand cars in UK

cc: Lalasticlala

mu'mu cant u see its photoshopped? there is no right hand vehicle in uk...uk is not china... the man on suit is the one driving

kingreign:
Na 2003/2007 model XJ X350. Unlike some Africans who'd buy maybach and Rolls Royce phantom limo when they've not achieved a quarter of what her Royal Majesty has.

how come u didnt add beans to your list? whenever i eat beans or too many eggs, i fart alot! lol

Opinionated:
Everybody farts. This is not open to argument. But when you fart often and it smells like a dead rat, it is a cause for concern. This is because very soon you will be identified as the one messing up the ambience and this can be very embarrassing. So, if you are releasing farts at an unusually steady rate, Jumia travel, the leading online travel agency shares reasons this is happening.

You are always drinking soft beverages

For those addicted to carbonated or soft drinks, you are more likely to pass out gas because it causes air to be trapped in the colon. So, try to cut down on the number of beverages you down daily to minimise farting.

You are constipated

This is a condition whereby you find it difficult to empty your bowels. The consequence of this is farting.

Consuming too much dairy products

This is for those who love milk, cheese, ice cream and other dairies. Quit all dairy for a few days and you will feel more at ease with yourself. Perhaps, it may be time to completely abandon dairies.

Stress
Being stressed is another reason why some people fart. Therefore, try as much as possible to relax. Farting is a sign that you are stressed. Hence, take a break or vacation.

It is sometimes difficult for artificial sugar to dissolve or digest in the body. It takes a whole lot of time especially when your body is loaded with it.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/5-reasons-farting-excessively/

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razzby:
There are still jobs for lazy people. If you are lazy, there is no need to get frustrated or commit suicide anymore. Getting a job is becoming very difficult day by day. The labour market is already very competitive. The hardworking are not getting jobs. How possible is it for the lazy ones to get a job? Apparently, we all have differences among each other. By nature, most people are very lazy owing to the fact that, 80% of people want quick money. Only a few really wants to work hard.

Writing: Writing is very cool when you do it at the comfort of your room or in a very friendly atmosphere. There are a thousand writing jobs on planet earth. There are different types of writing you can specialize in to make a good sum of money. Have you been wondering how much money writers make from Amazon and other writing sites? It’s mind-blowing. A lot has made a good fortune from writing. You should give it a try.


Vlogging: A lot of people stay at their comfort zone to make quality videos on youtube for people to watch and in turn make a good amount of money when people watch them. Isn’t that amazing? “I am lazy in nature; a 9-5 job won’t be easy for me. What should I do?” You should try vlogging. You are sure to make a good living from this if people are in dire need of your type of videos.

Social Media Expert: Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Reedit, Twitter among others are social media sites, organizations and companies need to use to get to reliable customers. A lot still undermine the power of social media. Few still don’t see the need of it in their business. As a social media expert, you can manage social media accounts at your comfort zone. When you personally have an account with so many followers, you would be contacted to do publicity for an event or a brand and you get paid in return. Applications have been created by programmers to make your work easy for you.

Blogging: Blogging has been a full time source of income for so many. A lot of people still think adsense is too populated by many bloggers. Yeah! It has but bloggers still make more than $100 monthly from it. You might want to read “How Bloggers Make Money”? All you need to do is find a good niche and keep the traffic coming. Do you have any products you want to sell or a service you want to render? You can use your blog to do all of that in your comfort zone.

The above types of jobs for lazy people will eliminate the stress of you moving from one place to another or you getting transferred from one office to another. You don’t have to answer to any boss or make yourself uncomfortable. These jobs for lazy people are the easiest means of making money. You don’t expect everything to come on a platter of gold do you? You just need to work at least 5 hours every-day. Most times, it isn’t those people that work so hard that generate a whole lot of income; it is those who work smart.

Source: http://www.signalsng.com/4-high-paying-jobs-lazy-people/

YOU ARE SO WRONG ABOUT THE WORD U USED "LAZY PEOPLE" UNLESS MAYBE YOU JUST TRYING TO BE CATCHY ON THE HEADLINE. BLOGGING FOR INSTANCE, IS NOT FOR LAZY PEOPLE. HAVE SEEN PEOPLE START A BLOG AND THEN GAVE UP BECAUSE THEY WERE LAZY. BLOGGING IS NOT FOR LAZY PEOPLE BUT FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE DETERMINE, PASSIONATE AND FOR THOSE WHO ARE RISK TAKERS. I CAN GO ON AND ON BUT LET ME STOP HERE

The Indegenious People of Biafra, IPOB, has named and honored the governor of Ekiti state Ayodele Fayose the governor of Biafra.

This was made known to newsmen (PUNCH), through its statement issued and signed by its media and publicity secretary Emma Powerful.

Report holds it that Gov. Fayose was honoured in respect to his courage depicted during Nnamdi Kanu’s trial and circumstances that led to his bail.

However, the statement reads thus, “We also acknowledge the immense contributions of the honorary Biafran Gov. Ayodele Fayose who did what no south-east or south-south governor had the courage to do,” the statement read.

IPOB also commended Osita Chidoka and Femi Fani-Kayode, former aviation ministers; Chukwuma Soludo, Pat Utomi, Ike Ekweremau, deputy senate president; Enyinnaya Abaribe and others “for their support in the release of its leaders.”

Vanguard

http://www.asbgistng.com/2017/04/ipob-names-fayose-biafra-gov.html

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Boxing fans were proclaiming Anthony Joshua the new Muhammad Ali after a picture of their two most famous knockouts were circulated side by side on social media.

Joshua stopped heavyweight legend Wladimir Klitschko in the eleventh round thanks in part to an explosive uppercut.

It will go down as an iconic moment for the 27-year-old and many believe he could be as good and as big as Muhammad Ali. Boxing fans could not help but notice the resemblance between Ali’s knockout celebration and Joshua’s. See the photo below:

Source: http://www.asbgistng.com/2017/04/boxing-fans-proclaim-joshua-new-muhammad-ali.html

My favourite and beautiful Nollywood star actress has released her annual Christmas cards.
Its beautiful... Checkout the pics below:

Merry Christmas Empress! I love you very much...

"Compliment to you all as we celebrate the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ! Whom later gave his life for us! The question is, what have we done in return to appreciate our Lord?its not too late to be thankful to him, rather than curse, hate, betray,envy,live a fake life, find fault n backstabbing others! Let's sit, think n make a change! Love ourselves , care for the needy , be our brothers keeper! Start by loving ourselves n the rest will fall in place! Merry Xmas all!" Empress wrote.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BOVURuPjhEh/?hl=en

Source: http://www.asbgistng.com/2016/12/empress-njamah-christmas-cards-2016.html

Litesanti:
this is "Peter Utaka" not John

i tire for the op o

WOW...NICE BUT IT KINDA RISKY

really? PRESIDENT?

legendte:
Op shebi you no want Amaechi to sleep this night?

lol

The wife of Rivers state governor, Eberechi Suzzette Nyesom-Wike shared love story of how she met her husband, Nyesom Wike in school. They are celebrating 17th marriage anniversary today!

See the story as shared on Facebook by the Rivers state First Lady, below:

"It's funny how life sometimes takes us where we never plan or expect to go. For three years, we sat in the same lecture rooms and halls but never passed a word between each other. It was only after I chanced upon his law note books in the possession of a mutual classmate that everything changed.

At that time, the law books in our library were expired and in most cases not available and we had to find other means to report our Nigerian case law. Most of us resorted to copying from others who had lawyer friends they visited in chambers and while there, used their law reports/books.

Thankfully, the situation is different today as not only has our Governor completed the long, abandoned building of the Faculty of Law, Rivers State University of Science and Technology, but he has also furnished it and equipped the law library with modern books, law reports and even e-resources. The current students there are lucky to benefit from this upgrade as theirs is now a standard Faculty of Law.

It surprised me then, to realize that he was indeed a serious minded student and not as I had earlier perceived. His notes were up to date as he took time to report more cases than were cited by our lecturers, which necessarily meant better grades if you can put them all down in your answer sheets during tests and examinations.

I immediately coveted that notebook and pleaded with my classmate to loan me the book after she had finished, promising to return it in two days. She refused. Another request with the promise to return it in one day as I was prepared to sit up all night copying those cases, was declined . My last plea to photocopy the notebook and return it immediately fell on deaf ears. She told me to seek the permission of the owner, with the belief that I wouldn't dare.

And of course, she was right to think that as she knew that we had never once spoken to each other. At that point, I inquired from her, his name. She replied simply: "Wike". I wondered how odd that name sounded as I'd never heard it before. I also wondered how to approach him as I believed that he disliked me as much as I did him.

But the desire to have that fully loaded note book was too strong. I could not give up without at least, making an attempt. As he passed by us, I called his name as I had just learnt: "excuse me, Wike". He froze and I noticed his shock and disbelief. I started putting my words together, expecting him to scowl at me, thinking in his head - "Oh! So you have decided to talk to me now that you need my notebook eh?'

He didn't let me complete my request. He caught the drifrt so fast and he spoke to our mutual classmate, telling her to give me his note book after she had finished with it and he walked off. It was now my turn to be in shock! After I recovered, I started putting the heat on our classmate to give me the book asap.

One borrowed book led to another and yet another borrowed book and soon after, we became friends. I got to see the hardworking, focused, studios and serious minded person he was and still is. Before Iong, there was a marriage proposal. I declined as I didn't see myself as the marrying kind but he wouldn't give up.

He said to me that the moment he first set his eyes on me when he joined us in our second year out of the more than five years I was in that institution, he knew already that I was going to be his wife. That got me even more confused. Having noted all the qualities I had noticed in him, I knew that he was a man with very great prospects or potentials for success, as I'd told him then.

I therefore decided to accept his proposal and took a chance, believing that he would make me a happy woman. Today, the 19th of December, marks the 17th year we have been together as a married couple. He is a man that has exhibited excellent taste .... no wonder he chose and continues to choose me .

He promised to give me the world at that time but he has given me much more than I could have ever asked for. Our three adorable children are a testimony to that fact and I can't tell you enough, how fulfilled I feel.

Please permit me to use this medium to share some of the life lessons I have learnt in these past 17 years of marriage, especially in reaching out to encourage our youths who have skewed perceptions about marriage.

You have to make the right decision about your marriage. I made a decision to become a happy wife 17 years ago, by contributing to build a happy marriage. I learnt that marriage in itself doesn't make you happy. You have to make your marriage a happy one. Marriage is not what you get. Marriage is what you bring, what you give and what you do.

There is no perfect marriage or perfect couples. Rather, when two imperfect friends honour and celebrate each other, they are empowered to build up a great blossoming marriage with flourishing children.

Marriage, it has been said, is likened to an empty box that couples should labour to fill up with all the good things they want in their marriage - friendship, understanding, respect, love, etc. Love does not come packaged with any marriage. Love is in people and people put love in marriage. People infuse romance in marriage. Same thing with all the other values.

A couple must practice the art and form the habit of giving, loving, serving, forgiving, rewarding, praising, and just keeping the marriage box full always. If you take more out and put less in, the box empties out.

Let us challenge ourselves to work harder at achieving happier marriages. It will lead to more harmonious homes and communities and eventually a more prosperous and peaceful Rivers State. That is how powerful and endowed married couples are.

I recall, after we became engaged, attending a conference at Christ Church in December, 1996 where Selwyn Hughes, the initiator of the daily devotional called "every day with Jesus" featured and spoke to the young ones (at that time) about marriage. I bought his book then titled: Marriage as God intended.

Rev. Mossy Madugba authographed the book on his behalf and on my request as it wasn't possible for me to meet the author after the occasion. He wrote these words on the first page - "Blossom where you are planted". Indeed, I can say without any fear of any contradiction, that by the grace of God, I have blossomed and will keep blossoming where the Lord, God has planted me.

Today, on this occasion of our 17th marriage anniversary, I celebrate my hardworking classmate, friend, lover and husband .... Nyesom Ezenbunwo Wike CON. We have been through thick, thin and thinner but just like old wine, it keeps getting better with time.

Happy 17th Marriage Anniversary to you, my love. May we forever stay young in each others eyes."

Source: http://www.asbgistng.com/2016/12/wike-wife-celebrates-17th-marriage.html

KomonSense:
So sorry I am disturbing you my dear. It's just that I desperately need to activate this Google AdSense.

please help to bless someone because I lost my job and I am finding this blogging thing very exciting now.


How can you help me reach out to Akeem Rotimi ? If you can help me with his contacts I will be the happiest person on earth.


Thanks so much for your time so far....

hmm... use his blog contact page

An audio recording has emerged allegedly portraying Governor Nyesom Wike of Rivers admitting to giving money to some electoral officials and threatening to kill them if they did not act to instructions.

In the audio, published by Sahara Reporters, a supposed electoral officer is heard telling Mr. Wike that INEC officials were being intimidated from doing the governor’s bidding.

“Intimidation by who now,” Mr. Wike was heard asking.

The governor told the official to tell others to be courageous and do what was done in Ikwerre

“Ikwerre did it, they couldn’t even do anything,” Mr. Wike was heard saying.

The governor is also heard threatening to kill the officials if they do not do his bidding or return his money.

“They should return what they gave them or I will kill them,” the governor was heard telling a supposed aide whom he asked to warn the unnamed INEC officials from deployed from Plateau.

We could not verify the authenticity of the edited audio clip or when the discussions held.

The Rivers re-run election, held on Saturday, was marred by violence, ballot box snatching and other electoral malpractices in many of the voting areas.

A deputy superintendent of police was among the dead from the violence during the elections that pitted candidates of Mr. Wike’s Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) against those of Nigeria’s ruling All Progressive Congress (APC).

Results of over half of the 21 legislative seats contested during the election have been announced by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), with the PDP taking a slight lead. The PDP won two of the three senatorial seats while the APC won one.

Governor Wike’s spokesperson is yet to respond to our request for comments.

Listen to the audio below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16g2FU2brmU

Source: http://www.asbgistng.com/2016/12/audio-exposes-wike-kill-inec.html

cc: Lalasticlala

Kennyblues:
What does it cost you to check Naijaloaded Google Analytic Reports or better still go to Alexa.com and confirm how well Naijaloaded in doing. In case you don't know today, Naijaloaded is ranked No 21 top sites in Nigeria; Nairaland is 7th while Lindaikejisblog is currently ranked 27.

Less I forget, Naijaloaded tops the Nigeria Music sites either download or upload not even Notjustok or Tooxclusive come close.

http://www.alexa.com/topsites/countries;0/NG

imagine, is that wat am talking about? does that mean he shud be lying anyhow even on national paper? that fake packaging wud only push away his followers thats what am saying. about alexa ranking...dont look at that my dear... that tin is nonsense... do u knw u can pay them for a higher ranking? what do u know ? linda ikeji is 27 and loaded is 21 doesnt mean loaded get more traffic than linda.

KomonSense:
On your blog, http://www.asbgistng.com/ you have an active Google AdSense showing on it. So I thought you could help me out...

the blog is not mine, its Akeem Rotimi... am only his friend.

KomonSense:
I am having issues with activating Google AdSense on my blog..... Can you help me out pleaseeeee? The blog is more than seven months now

wud love to but i don't know how