₦airaland Forum

Hallelujah

Either remixed or refined.It's coooooooooooool.

All our ladies are AjeKondo Am I wrong?

Saula's neighbour bought this Jeep they use to write 4 by 4 on.When people were rejoicing with the man;
He went round the Jeep to check it and saw this 4 by 4.
He thought the 4 by 4 is a question that needs to be answered.
He said, Ahhhhh.So nobody knows the answer to this simple question.He took his 'Lebe' knife out and write 16.
When the owner got there.Oh,very infuriated.He had to take it to his painter to cancel it.
When saula got their the 2nd day to confirm his correctness;he was annoyed that his answer has been cancelled also and used 'paraga' bottle to re-write it.
The owner did the same and Saula used another weapon to write the 16 which was more deeper.
The owner gave up and didnt bother himself further.
When Saula went their as usual the 2nd day.Very happy and achieved because he met his assignment unaltered as before .he quickly used his Lebe again to mark it right and even write correct in front thinking that the owner has forgotten to assess him.Yeh dey don enter this Cafe.See you later.

For what

*********Migine,Clemcy.Be careful.********

*Hmmmmmmmmmmm*

** No comment yet.***

****Please,we are deviating.
Who are those that have tried this lovely experiment?
Share your experience.If you don't mind;both players should soak their Kondo and Konga with dried pepper and allegator pepper  overnight before they use.
Lovely sexation?

And you are locked permanently in that room.

At the 1997 World Women's Conference the first speaker, from England, stood up:

"At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.

Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.

After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered.

The second speaker, from America, stood up:

"After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.

After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well." The crowd cheered.

The third speaker, from Nigeria, stood up:

"After last year conference I go house and tell my husband that I no go do im cooking, cleaning or go market for am again, and dat he go dey do am imsef.

After the first day i no see anytin, the second day sef, I see notin. But after the third day, as the swelling begin go down, I start to see small small from my left eye.

Are you sure?

But you begged me to find a way out for you when you were fired @ work for sleeping.Se u want to start another pandemonium?

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth and asked,

"Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom
before he goes to work."

That's when a little girl at the back of the room yelled,

"Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!!"

1 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2 "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
3 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
4 "Amen"
5 "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
6 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
7 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
8 "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
9 "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
10

"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Take it away

I wont join you here.Anti-OBJs.

No.a miscroscope is better.

***Hmn.
Seeing is believing.How you take see am.Querry.

Clemsy.You are from Niger-Delta

I'm a mountain.100 hoes and 100 cutlasses;they conspired to wreck down the mountain but its funny.Mountain neither eat nor drink(infact he went fasting) and see the end of the cutlasses and hoes.Psalm 91.

Hmmmmmmmmmm. Analyst

**A guy boarded a bus to Agege from Oshodi and did not have any money on him he now thought of the trick to use.

    The conductor demanded for his money when they got to Agege:he first pretended that he didn't hear but the senseless conductor instead of devising a peaceful way.Engaged the guy into a scuffle.The smart guy quickly fell down and started foaming.Pretending a leprousy.Immediately,people had gathered and beat the conductor mercilessly leaving him with wounds.

   When the guy now woke up.He dusted his clothe and he saw the wounds of the poor boy;He laughed,and said"you,I have not touched you and you are bleeding like this,what if I touch you;then you will faint.Who is this smart guy.Please,guess.

**A guy boarded a bus to Agege from Oshodi and did not have any money on him he now thought of the trick to use.
    When the conductor demanded for his money when they got to Agege,he first pretended that he didn't hear but the senseless conductor instead of devising a peaceful way.Engaged the guy into a scuffle.The smart guy quickly fell down and started foaming.Pretending a leprousy.Immediately,people had gathered and beat the conductor mercilessly leaving him with wounds.
   When the guy now woke up.He dusted his clothe and when he saw the wounds of the poor boy;He laughed,and said"you,I have not touched and you are bleeding like this,what if I touch you;then you will faint.Who is this smart guy.Please,guess.
Sorry for the wrong title.Thanks for the observation.

****Sneak backward***

I'm a mountain.100 hoes and 100 cutlasses;they conspired to wreck down the mountain but its funny.Mountain neither eat nor drink(infact he went fasting) and see the end of the cutlasses and hoes.Psalm 91.

Sword or what do you call yourself.i dont know why people take criticism as their hobby.ARISTOLE is my name not ARISTOTLE

Migine.Leave them.The more they conspire;the more I get strenghtened.
Psalm 91 for the antagonists

Ituen!!!!!!
Whose future are you deliberating on?
Are you my future partner?
Discuss about your future either.

My man.They said it changes its colour yearlly.i.e. during the hajj.And please,have you been there twice to ascertain any variation in its colour

Please,I need  Hajj people to answer this tread.I heard that it always get a point of time when the Kaaba changes its colour.Is it true?

Go to Jerusalem to find out.