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@migine!!!
Which one be this?Your joke reservoir is exhausted.I guess.

@uzzyan & tufe.
Thanx!
I'm xpecting the gang.I'm a trained tested and certificated soldier now.One Man Battallion.

Your tone is still high!!!!.Clemcy.

Am I still being misinterpreted!

Silence!!!

the best antidote to a crazy-Jay

Mr John-bull.You can't even spell members correctly as you repeat the blunder more than thrice!

Everybody!Up-stand,Greet!
Good afternoon,Ma.
We are happy to see you,ma!

@ayusman.That means you always patronise those hausamen (The Burhantashi people).Se?
Take it easy o!!!
Kondo dey cut oo.

Lipstick.Ahh!!!!

For clarification.
Any contributor to this particular thread that is outside Nigeria can't understand the humour in this joke.
Saula,that I used was the head of Agberos in Lagos State until his death.And his death caused a lot of stand-still in the state.Commercial buses couldn't go out and all business activities went paralytic.
I now wonder what happens if the Governor of the state dies ,even if Yar Adua does;such stand-still can never be experienced.

@saucekid
you and your ambiguous contribution(s).
Well,you're still a kid.O.K.

@Clemcy
Are you fighting with anybody?Nobody has talked about someone loosing his/her job.

Dumbest Joke Teller.Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!

A storm in a tea cup!
Somebody dey drink wine and someone else is getting drunk!
@Clemcy,me gay?
You 've started again.You like a cat and dog life

You are right.
@ tj.So you will borrow the shirt,trousers,shoes and borrow another man to represent you.
Hmmm.Dreamer!

@migine
And when did you do the match-making?

What's the problem with you people?

Haven't you heard about it?Infact,it's not a news @ all.
I have even seen some whites, paying ladies to have sex with their dogs( in dollars).

Uhhh! come and see the rush!
May be that's where AIDs generated from?

Na waooooooooo.

In my domot?
What audacity and effontery do you have to name me your .Well,go and find your shoe protector that you will be messing around with.
I don't mention name oooooo

Is there nobody that has used Condom like this before here?

Dapsin.
@ 69;you are still a fool.
Na waooooo.
Common sense isn't common .

Your names are attach-able?
No 1der you're supporting him.

okayed.

okay.

You are not serious!

Gudda for you.

@Clemcy.
Well,I dont have much work in office these days.Are you o.k?

I wonder oooo.
@folly69.
I don't need to go out undies-less.I have to look firm always and it's irritating seeing the map of your John-Thomas struggling to come out of your zip for breeze if you are pantless.
Infact,I can't marry a man who doesn't wear pant.Zam!

@tj
Political tj.It's better you come back home and practise what you know best.
And if your thing is scratching you ;try the hole in the razor blade or the exhaust pipe of your car. .If you have any

@tj
Case adjourned indefinately!

Thumbs Up!

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