₦airaland Forum

@david
Ask me one more time.

Remix,remix

Is pant a prison?

@ cooldude
If Fashola dies today;would Lagos experiences such a paralytic day? And,Agberos decide what happens in the state.

****bids farewell too ****
Check the correct spelling of your 'Snacks'.

****bids farewell too ****

I dont like seasonal and chameleonic guy like you.

@ dapson
I dont understand now.Pls.transliterate

@webguru.
I enjoy you.thumbs up.
@ tj. I fink you need to be careful.If I say they should call 911;does it mean in Nigeria?Or where you claim you reside for quick and timely psychiatry treatment.
You just like being a "basket-mouth" and turn everybody to an anty-sally

I've heard so many stories or I call them rumour that during an inferno;one of these books did not burn( I mean,resisted fire).Which one could it be?

@ noetic.
So,no comment?

So your pastor does not have such annointing for people to fall down?

Afterall.
Men get breast.
Wetin happen?

Ayusman!
Oh! You re back?

tj.
Can't you see that this guy is a new poster?Let's give him an hero's welcome.
My dear brasillander;take it easy here o.

Is it bad?

I said hissinggg.Scarfish,hatish.infact, catfish.

And if he is?

Shei!
You wan die be dat.

Hey! Nice woman wrapper tj.

Well I dont need your protection.My God protects and does so many finks.
See how you wan switch over cos you just realised my sex.Na whaoooooooooooooo

Bros @ tj.Any problem?This one that you are hanging.Pls somebody shd dial 911

can you sleep with a dog?men are not exempted.i have seen somebody sleeping with goat before.

Hmmmm.Short,brief,precise and not ambiguous

Do as Ituen asked.
But you need to first weigh his kind of material.Weigh the compatability nd other things.Dont you no what you want?

How?

Ewho
Awilo ke

Jerry.
How

Clemsy.take it hissinnnnnnnnnng too.

An Urhobo woman after her 18th baby was tired of having more and consulted a Family Planning Specialist.

Amongst the options she was given;she found the condom usage a better one.
When she got home;she told her husband about it that he should be usingCondom before sex and hurriedly,the husband went for packs of condoms.All for the sake of Family Planning.
Before they had sex that day;he used two(orally) like drugs.Quoting the doctor"Madam,make sure your husband uses condom before sex".

Infact,within  that month;he had packed his stomach with condoms and was now having pain in his abdomen.
 

Fortunately,after series of scan(s);it was detected and they had to operate him to remove the loads he was having in his belly.

He was querried how the condoms got to his belly and he explained how he's been taking it regularly as prescribed before sex.And that was how they got to know that he has been orally taking it


Sadly,the wife was carrying another pregnancy.Imagine. the 19th one is coming again!

Where's Crazy Jay now?

@ migine
Sorry.My boyfriend doesn't like her.You can have your Suga-Lips

Pure Water Nylon is getting scarce these days again.You guys.I'm very sure you must be having nice experience using it.