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Is it compulsory to fall when pastors pray for you especially during a deliverance service?Since that's what is in vogue now.Even,people will  fall down under pretence so as to avoid their pastors from marking them.Some people have testified to it that pastors do push people to facilitate the falling.
Must we fall down to show our pastors'anointing?Watching some of these popular pastors on T.V:you will see people falling down without any contact.Ordinary swinging of the pastor's hand will put their members off-balance.Is this thing real?

Hmmmmmm!No comment

Whatz wrong in being a politician?After-all, you go to school even to study it.

I want to give her to my friends in this forum especially migine & Co.

MInd you.I don dey my next level.This is 2008. Dr. Migine,thank you.I'm sure you must have taken it like that before?

Very smooth.

It was during a deliverance service that this story transpired.Pastor Okereke was attempting to deliver Bro Chucks.

You know d normal practise of Pastors to pray for you and expect you to fall down.
Some of 'em(d pastors) device different methods in doing that.

Pastor Okereke was praying for his members one after the other during a deliverance service.Unfortunately,he had a first-timer:Bro Chucks who just came from Niger-Delta area(You know what I mean?).

When he got  to Bro Chucks;he prayed and @ thesame time started pushing the guy backward but Chucks stood gbam! like Bagco Super Sac.

He stylishly announced that the spirit possessed by Chucks is very powerful.Instead of him to let the sleeping dog lies.He went ahead by crossing his legs for Chucks to fall down.All for the sake of annointing.

Chucks thought it was another era for another riot.So he retaliated by punching him(pastor) several blows which landed the pastor in the emergency ward of , , I won't tell you the hospital.

Pastor got delivered by a member was the head-line of Newspapers the following day

Does it mean you all wasted the xmas balloon.You could have used that one too.It's more sexational than Condom.A trial will convince you

Behold,my Grand-Ma is unmarried.

Yes,you are simply meningitis(the disease I said your name sounds like) and I don't expect anything good from somebody who is having it until treated.Treament.That's what you need.*singing* I no send you o,edumare don bless me o.

@migines.
I am very sure this is a conspiracy.Who are you?And have I used your name before for anything ?Your name sounds like one disease I can't even remember for now.Sorry,my Visa will not be processed because I dont use your leproused name as my surname?

MY GRANDMA NEEDS A CHEERFUL SAMARITAN WHO CAN GIVE OUT HIS DIC FOR HER ASS.

@ richo.I know you are wearing microscope and still you are unable to see clearly.Or may be you've taken your usual wraps again.Refer back to what I wrote:'People's post and not your fuckn peoples post.Myopic-brained daft.

@ richo.
I ve never mentioned OBJ o.Is OBJ the only person bearing Aremu?
Well,I'm enjoying everybody but all of you are from apes family.Who can opposse that?

**** Oh, you've turned to something else.
I go sing P-Square's song for you:If you do me I do you , 

What is the essence of going to church then if our fore fathers will not go to hell.So far I keep on doing good.And no bad record.

You have forgotten how you people were prostrating so that I don't reveal your infamous acts :Well,the only one I will divulge is how you eventually raped the gorrilla and sent it to early grave.

My Guy.You know. This story is not a lifted one.And I just dey compose am fresh.Beside,My ticket was almost exhausted when I was sending it.Have a nice Xmas

Well,I'm not surprised at all.Infact I will open up the secret attached to this story.Migines,tj tj,clemsykul and Tope Teadr were all around on the day the case featured.Infact all of them were Zoo- Attendants in the zoo.That was before their graduation. They bribed me not to post this story but to God be the glory.That is why the antagony is coming up.Infact,Clemsykul was the CZF(Chief Zoo Attendant)

please,a point of correction for those that have misinterpreted what i posted.i did not make any reference to anybody.any co-accident.sorry,co-incidence ;d ;d ;d ;d is highly regretted.everybody is just talking about stella that i said she fled and died.what about an egba man like aremu.well,dont misquote me because sss are now trailing everywhere i go .

AN IGBO AND HAUSA GUY WERE PLAYING AND THE LATTER STARTED ABUSING THE FORMER TO THE EXTENT OF TELLING THE IGBO GUY THAT THEY ARE THE LEADERS/RULERS OF THE COUNTRY AND THEY(THE IGBOS) ARE BORN TO SERVE.
THE IGBO GUY NOW TOLD HIM THAT HE WILL ONLY CONCEDE TO THAT ONLY IF THE HAUSA GUY CAN PASS A SMALL TEST HE WILL GIVE HIM.
THE IGBO GUY RAN TO THE WALL.PUT HIS RIGHT HAND ON THE WALL AND ASKED THE OTHER GUY TO BLOW IT.WITH ALL HIS STRENGHT,BUT BEFORE HE DID THAT ;THE IGBO GUY HAS WITHDRAWN HIS HAND WHICH MADE THE HAUSA GUY TO END UP WITH BRUISES IN HIS HAND.
KAI,I GET AM PUR SCHOOL, KO?THE HAUSA GUY FELT CHALLENGED AND WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FRESH.HE LOOKED AROUND,HE DIDNT SEE ANY OBJECT. HE NOW PUT HIS HAND ON HIS FACE AND ASKED THE IGBO GUY TO BLOW IT.HE DID AS THE OTHER GUY BY REMOVING HIS HAND OFF THE FACE.BEHOLD.HE LEFT HOME BLINDED AND HIS HANDS PARALYSED.BUT LATER;HE RECOVERED.

Abeg.Who come get sense pass?

Who are these sacrilege?I think we should put an end to these witch-hunting.What is wrong with an ordinary title?You are just critising blindly and its your habit to be wasting time on another people's posts.Are you saying your posts are the best or where does this rivalry generated from?You are bloody critics

Cemented brain,clemcykul or whatever you call yourself.Cant you read again.I'm not aristotle but aristole.Natural hatred has covered your thinking and I'm wondering where this conspiracy is coming from.Imagine,talking to a future President of your  country.

tj tj.I ve noticed your over-sabi.You cant be a Choir-Master here .Please.Check yourself out either.What schol "do" u go.Talkless,I know the reason for using the FLEE.Besides,you are not updated that Comedians are free to use language as they desire.

The first person to answer this puzzle will get N500.Celtel recharge card or its equivalent.

What is it that is less active and less powerful when dry.But very potent,active and powerful when inserted or damped in a watered or moisturised environment.

I'l recognise the first 10 applicants.

*Simple.He can write it there himself.It was deliberate left blank for him.

Gen Emperor.Me,Eh,You see,the only bad habit i have is that I have no car presently.I must get one by early next year after switching over to a bank(name with-held).

Everybody should try it.It works like magic.As condoms are now getting scarce;one can easily use pure water nylon.Ituen even used polythene bag yesterday.Endorsed by LAFDAC.(Ladies And Females Development Articulated Company)AND THEY(LADIES) CAN TESTIFY TO THAT.It's a lovely experience .Sorry.dont forget to use it to buy groundnut oil before usage.

Gen Emperoh. The story is not jokish enough because you were a living witness of the incident.I can remember you very vividly.You were the zoo attendant @ Kano zoo then before your graduation.Can you remember now? Well any felt or perceived reference is a mere accident,sorry,co-incidence.

AREMU AND HIS WIFE STELLA VISITED A ZOO AND THE EFFORTS OF STELLA (THE WIFE) TO OFFER THE OLDEST GORRILLA A BANANA PROVED ABORTIVE.INFURIATED AND ANGRY AREMU INTERVENED FOR THE MISCONDUCT OF THE GORRILLA AND TOOK THE BANANA FOR THE GORRILLA.INTERESTINGLY,THE GORRILLA RUSHED FOR THE BANANA BY EVEN PROSTRATING AT LEAST TO SHOW RESPECT FOR AN ELDERLY PERSON.PUSSLED STELLA QUERRIED AREMU OF WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED AND AREMU WAS FORCED TO OPEN UP AN OVERDUE SECRET.AREMU STARTED WITH.EM.EM(CLEARING HIS THROAT FIRST) WHICH THE SPECIES OF APES ESPECIALLY GORRILLAS ARE KNOWN FOR.HE SAID :SORRY DEAR.YOU HAVE TO TAKE HEART.YOU SEE, THAT GORRILLA IS MY IMMEDIATE YOUNGER BROTHER AND IT IS NOT PROPER AND EVEN DISGUSTING TO COLLECT FOOD FROM YOU.AND YOU KNOW BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER.IMMEDIATELY,STELLA FLEE FOR HER DEAR LIFE AFTER SUCH DISCOVERY AND IN THE PROCESS LOST HER LIFE

Aremu and his wife stella visited a zoo and the efforts of stella (the wife) to offer the oldest gorrilla a banana proved abortive.

Infuriated and angry Aremu intervened for the gross misconduct of the gorrilla.He  took the banana gave the gorrilla.interestingly,the gorrilla rushed for the banana by even prostrating at least to show respect for an elderly person.puzzled stella ,querried aremu of what has transpired and aremu was forced to open up an overdue secret.aremu started with.em.em(clearing his throat first) which the species of apes especially gorrillas are known for.he said :sorry dear.you have to take heart.you see, that gorrilla is my immediate younger brother and it is not proper and even disgusting to collect food from you.You know blood is thicker than water.immediately,stella ran for her dear life after such discovery and in the process lost her life  ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

But does it mean that men that dont like wearing it are womanisers.Afterall,there is nothing to reveal their status marritally.It is only a fool who risks friendship with married people.Cos it is certain that you are just gonna be a fling.