₦airaland Forum

Jarus:
I have a 9-5 job and a side business. All the turnover (not even profit) I have made from it in 6 years is less than my 3 month gross pay from 9-5 job. Imagine leaving 9-5 job for that. The hunger ehnnn.

Oga Jarus. Lol. Even you.


To be frank if some people see better 9 to 5 they will flee thier entrepreneur story.

I tried he side hustle before with normal 9 to 5. I quit the side bustle cos it wasnt worth it at all, when I am using salary to pay salary of others.

100naira for this damage.

DannyKoice:
Brits comedies have been the real deal for a long time, the problem is that not everyone is receptive to their sarcastic/dry/deadpan wit.

Allo allo
Faulty towers
Some mothers do have them
Mind your language.





Yes I am old school.

slawomir:
All these low budget ass Moda fuckkking broke niggarrrs trying to fake Thier life

Fake it till you make it.

phantom:
https://www.akelicious.net/breaking-nigerian-reggae-musician-majek-fashek-dies-as-57/

Oga where you dey since? Longest time bro

johnwell:
Go through your post again then give me hundred reasons why i shouldn't say you're stupid.

Calling him stupid is an insult to stupid people. Hesnpost reeks of ethnic jingoism..


Spits ...

babecode:
Two Nigerian men have lost their lives after the drugs they swallowed burst during a flight from Brazil to Ethiopia. The deceased, identified as Chigozie Pascal Aniagbado and Chijioke Chidioka Ogbuefi, died before an emergency landing, despite the fact that CPR was performed on them.

According to the eyewitness; At this moment am in Ethiopian Airline from Brazil to Ethiopia my sit number is 30D

First its seat not sit. Next D is an aisle seat unless you are talking about the guy in C which is on the other side .....toj cannot be between them unless you're in E.
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which falls at the middle in between two men, they are all black skin like me, The flight was 12hrs journey, the young man at my right asked me to check the flight ✈ map to know how far we have gone which I did we already half the journey.

Then he said to me do you speak Igbo jumped straight to the tribe isnt it? Not ar you Nigerian, donyoh speak igbo straight..well done.

I said yes, he said he doesn’t know if he will make this journey that it seems the drugs he swallowed must have expired its stay in his system ,then my mind sink right inside my stomach, I began to shiver, he said don’t be scared it’s not in the bag is inside my body, he said I should stand and get him drinking water, I refuse standing cos I was scared he may insert something in my bag, I have to wave for the air hostess to come, she came and serve him water, he demands for food, he was given.

He became calm, a few minutes later he brought an olive oil from his bag and drink, This moment I was confused I don’t know what to do, then he started shivering /panicked & fell down that was when all the doctors in the plane assembled, questioning,

asking his country & tribe really country and tribe when a man is gasping or dying
Well trained doctors


,his blood was tested for sugar samples & high blood pressure. He was able to open that he swallowed drugs



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As I speak his vomiting blood, my God I don’t know what will lead a young strong man to this, as I type now his gasping out the doctors has to put him on oxygen, his progress is slow, Because of them we are having emergency landing, the pilots said no matter their crime, it’s their priority to keep them alive �‍♀

We couldn’t land the said country has Ebola, so we proceed while they are on oxygen. While typing, I was told they had lost the battle. May their soul rest in piece

https://all-gists..com/2019/09/two-nigerian-men-die-as-drug-they-swallowed-burst-during-a-flight-photo.html

Bunkum. Fyck all you tribalists

I am not igbo btw

Cc johnwell

isan:
Serial killer on the lose the first time i read a serial killer novel ( watch me ) i was so scared .....most serial killers are suffered child abuse when they are young and i doubt Nigeria police to track down a serial killer

You have to hope they are smart enough to realise its possibly a serial killer and understand what the term means before even trying to catch one.

snowland:
E be like say port Harcourt girls no dey learn lesson.

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The hotels are even worse. With all the killings going on tou still let people leave alone or at least escape from the place.

R2bees:
Guys suggest a top notch sarcastic drama series i can binge. anyone

House MD. If youre into medical dramas. You can ignore the medical issues and enjoy the show.

The guy is sarcastic and rude as hell.

Rubbish talk so they would be caught and raped...

Or has boko haram told you they need women ?

Shuoooooooooooiiiiiiii

mumumugu:
looks staged to me

So you will stage and receive that kind of beating to what end?


Meanwhile see punches that nigga fell flat 2x and almost back flipped following a punch.

I know its not nice but I laughed like mad

BlueRayDick:
Something is wrong with that man Ned. That man must have a whole lot of Barely legal porn on his mobile devices. Abi what's with him and young girls who just crossed into adulthood

Nigga just getting to the mid life crises trying to be young again.

Meanwhile cassie be like how can only you be fucking all this money

AntiBalaka:
The killer unsub is someone with money.

Since he can indulge his sadistic fantasy of strangling women to death.

He lures them with money and a flashy car. But may not check into the hotel using same car not to leave any clue linking him.

He is most likely soft spoken and reserved.

He doesn't sleep with his victims as most are found fully clothed.

Am guessing he drugs them before strangling them.

He makes no attempt to conceal the bodies so I am assuming he is sending a message of some sort ;"catch me if you can".

This means he lives a fairly boring and monotous life with no social life, friends and family whatsoever.

He is not married nor in a stable relationship. He has a grudge with women of low virtue. Am guessing he is HIV+ which he definitely caught from a prostitute.

This latest victim is the least classy. He changed his usual hunting grounds so as not to draw suspicion on him.

What the police should ask how he checks out without nobody knowing.

Are the hotels fenced or not?

Am guessing they aren't and are not manned by a security guard.

Criminal minds levels I greet your insight

Let me add this, the unsub is picking victims from the high risk category

moscobabs:
So Awolowo was a former President of Nigeria?

I wonder oh. The buffon who wrote this crap didn't even research well.

baby124:
True number is probably 140m. It’s still a lot sha

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The true value for transporting that number of passengers is roughly 30 million tops.

Remember its one way.

Anyway he coughed out that fough when the entire government didnt do shit so thumbs up to him.

Let him claim 1 billion sef the point is he did it when nobody else could or would.

Ishilove:
I would have rated it higher but it has gay overtones, so 8 it must be.

I think I saw the dictator and the one about him chasing some model to marry. Will check his movies out.

Hes currently starring in a series called the spy I think. Based on a true story.

About to watch stick and stones Dave Chappelle's Netflix original.

I love his comedy act. I honestly believe hes the very best

armadeo:
Hobbs and shaw..... about to begin

Ok I was entertained with the outlandish stunts made in the movie.


The rock just had to force his samoan ancestry down our throats.

Some scenes were completely illogical and senseless when you really decide to analyse them. ( p.s what happened to shaws brother by the way, completely ignored, though shaw did mention he had to kill his own brother at the end )

The story is generic have seen it a thousand times. All in all entertaining for action movie buffs, but if you want a thought provoking movie dont see this one.

Still I give it 7/10.

Hobbs and shaw..... about to begin

Naija

KoiceReloaded:
Meh. I just know where to look.

You're good. You dey try for boys

alexistaiwo:
I wouldn't expect anything less from an ancient of days

Lol. This guy sef

noob03saibot:
Yeah! Old but gold. A true classic. The end was touching though. Damn!!! The nostalgia is really strong. As I type this post I am remembering the song "shall we dance"

Remember when he offered to marry Anna and poked the ring at her and said I hope you accept...

Real good movie

KoiceReloaded:
Je vous en prie.

Koice the internet movie database in one person.

Here i stand

KoiceReloaded:
The King and I

A classic. As good as The Sound of Music, IMO. Never gets old, esp the musics.

8.5/10

I remember this movie.

It's been very very long I watched it. Yul Brunner was the king. I liked it.

Uncle Tom's cabin

Put your best foot forward.


I will show them who's a barbarian .

Good movie.

Prefer sound of music though ( just slightly ahead)

Na wa oh

Ekakamba:
I created a female account last week, now I have 8 boyfriends, 4 side niccas, 2 dates and 21 Unread messages. My niccas!!!!!

Funny I dont doubt this.

Puya:
but oga no be wetin I ask you nahhh....lol

I was following it back to back in 2012/2013..then suddenly stopped at Season 10.

Resumed last two weeks with season 11. Now looking for how to download season 12 and I’ve searched the whole internet and I just couldn’t come out with any reasonable and easy link.

Do you still have the seasons with you ??

Its complete on o2 tv