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I loved Spider-Man homecoming very much.

Spider-Man is a child first of all so he tends to be goofy and silly. Hence his attitude.

Anyway different strokes. Will go see kingsmen on Saturday. Ratings are too high to wait for a download.

Lol. The youths these days are very funny. There's already a moniker for fayose opened immediately he declared his intention.

Dude you are wise. Like the guy who started campaigning for atiku even before he declared.

They may make u p.a or something but forget fayose can never win a presidential election in Nigeria.

Lol. At least u are using your data to try and hustle small.

I will hire him.

Many people don't see the upside to this. The best person working for you in one who knows the weakness.

People shouting he will steal your money make me lol. He won't even have shown up if he wanted to steal and if your systems are so weak so as to be jacked you need him at least for security.

Ishilove:
My lord! Priapism?? Didn't the intended partner show up?

I heard that stuff is very painful.

Maybe not priapism more like no failure even after the meeting. Then no failure again after the second meeting. No pain though. Lol

Ishilove:
Oya confess. So you saw 'blue' all day? What does it feel like?

Lol. he also had Headaches, almost priapism just almost.


The blue story was a friend truly.

Ishilove:
I hope that on NL, anyone that says 'my friend' actually means 'me'

Lol. My experiences are mine.

The story quoted is true from a friend. I really have no idea of its true. You know every individual is different.

Ishilove:
Viagra? Doesn't that have nasty side effects?

I swear I don't know. My friend once told me he saw blue all day. That's the best I have. Lol.

Lack of trust in the judicial system . That's why jungle justice prevails.


Meanwhile who has noticed that front page threads don't get past page 1.

That's the reading culture in this country. If you don't get rewards immediately no neednfornthe comment.

Seun check the types of threads that hit front page cos this site is goimg to the dog's

It is well.

Orpe7:
Na today?
When them sack me and my colleagues in lagos state blood transfusion nko.
Dude my advice dont try fighting the gov
U won'twin
Just move on
God help u.
Now them wan employ for local gov level again only to sack them later abi

Good advice. Don't ever fight the gov't . You can never win.

You would be utterly destroyed.

Tonason:
This is why you must not study too hard to obtain good grades, only to end up being a slave, because only a slave can be treated like this, Read, Rich Dad poor Dad and become wise, it's not yet late, contact me if you want to secure your financial freedom.

Any Nigerian who thinks he can apply rich dad poor dad philosophy in Nigeria needs a brain transplant.

The people who can do it are already rich and keep getting rich on the principle. But a man off the streets. That's a lol.

Ishilove:
The baba was 84 years when they got married. Of course he would have lasted just 2 seconds in bed. He should be lauded for getting up in the first place

Anybody can get it up hese day. Thanks to the lil blue pill. It works wonders for the aged.

That bar will build one small bridge in Nigeria. Or be used to beautify some streets.

These people don't know how to make good tins at all. In Nigeria we would have used 100000000$ to make the city that won't even work.

Nairalanders.

The rule is simple. Just stop pay in for dstv and see the miracle happen. If only 50% of subscribers stop paying they would change charges.

By Nigerians are only internet warriors come here to shout and quietly visit the atm to pay your subscription.

No matter the bouquet you pay for stop ting for 3 months and see the power of mass action.

Personally I have stopped subscribing cos I didn't see the need.

Lonely voice in the wilderness.

johncreek:
Hostel wey they go soon spoil!
Go check OAU and conclude.

Fun my enough every thing you see in that pic is exactly how it is today.

And by today I mean today cos I saw it myself.

Kudos to the hospital for keeping up standards. They have thier lapses but General maintanace isn't one of them. Will be there next week and would take pics for upload.

Bleep this nigga.


Never trusted him never will. Hope you lose next elections.


Extremist.

I would equally accuse my accusers to drink as they are also responsible.

What rubbish..

Probably used to screwing ugly ass chicks. Saw a clean one and couldnt control.himself.


Dude cut your coat sccrdimgntonypur size. Now that single nut is gonna cost you hell.

Beaten to death by a female.


RIP

yomi007k:
Pls for someone who works wit private firms and has just savings, is the person still supposed to declare.

What is the rate to be taxed on the savings?


Thank u.

You are already taxed by your company before You get alert. The only issue is wether they pay the deduction to gov't. Cos many deduct and keep it in thier pockets. It is well.

Lol. Imdb I the bomb. That and you tube should give you an idea if you would enjoy the movie.


Still haven't seen war for the planet of the apes. No good copy out?


this would be hot





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ndhidEmUbI

Wicked people everywhere

Who do we blame.

Definitely not buhari cos people are wicked like that

Armadeo rules

Explorers:
A serial killer kidnapped his victims, held them hostage and offered them a possibility to stay alive.

They had to choose from two pills.

One was poison, other was harmless.

Whichever pill the victim took, the serial killer would take the other one.

The victim took their pill with water and died.

The killer obviously survived.



How did the killer always end up with the harmless pill?

The water was poisoned.

Someone got number 1

These nights haven't been properly brushed up. They still look ok.

We need unrecognizable faces.

BellaElla:
I need to ask, is the 500k all the money you have in your savings or just what you have earmarked for you wedding?
if the former is the case, please hold on a while and try to save some more or reduce your wedding budget by 200k . U should never start a marriage with an empty account balance.
If the latter is the case, i will proceed to breakdown the expenses for you.
Traditional marriage : (200k)
- attire for couple : 30k
-5 crates of malt (120pcs) : 15k
-Half bag of rice and condiments: 40k
-1 cow leg : 15k
- Marriage rites 100k ( This will work only if you have an understanding bride and inlaws)
Borrow a home theater system to her place for music and play from your phone using auxiliary wire.

Wedding / Registry : 300k
Groom suit, shoes, shirt :20k (You can get a wonderful suit from Ariaria market for 14k)
Brides outfit : 50k
Dj :10k (Get a friend to do Mc)
catering for 100 people : 100k .(Budget 1k per person, it will be enough) everybody must not chop
Chairs, canopies, decoration: 50k
Rings, Cake : 50k
photography :50k

Tips on how to save more money
1. Do trad and white same day. This saves half of the cooking and logistics fund which can be utilized elsewhere.
2. Use an open field for reception
3. Avoid buying asoebi with the hope that people will buy from you.most people especially family will just collect and not pay back. give colours of the day instead.
4. You do not need to print 200 invitation cards. about 20 pcs will do for your esteemed guests, the rest can be invited electronically
5. Please , please and please, do not waste money on plenty 5 step cake and a bejeweled bouquet, or even expensive bridal shoes. You will have no need them after that day
6. You do not need emblazoned souvenir bags, there are plenty plastic souvenirs sold for 100 naira each.
7. You do not need to collect photobook ooooo. Many photographers use that to scam couples . What I did during my wedding was that I hired 2 cameras video and photo (5D) for 2 days at 15k each per day. I gave a relative to take pics and he put the soft copies in a flash for me. everything for trad and white cost 70k and i Had great quality pics. I did the photobook and two frames at a later date when we had recovered small and it was way cheaper doing it myself.
8. Please do not serve alcohol at ur wedding if you want to cut cost.

If the 500k is for only wedding ceremony then you do not have wahala. Just ensure you and your bride are on the same page and she knows exactly how much you have to spend.

This one your husband found a good thing.

joeace2020:
Always check your movie ratings in IMDB before watching them. Till today i have not watched this transformers movie and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead men tell no tales. They were destroyed by movie goers there.

I watched potc out ofn oyalty and adviced die hard fans to see it for seeing sake. They've run out of ideas.

Transformers was very stupid but I was entertained. Lol.

Gurusizkid:
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I receive this every other day. I don't even read it to the end any more.

Yahoo1:
Are Cheetahs not faster than deers? well...nice one.

She could have outrun them cos they would have hunted the slower babies.

Nukualofa:
The only picture that made a mess of all other pictures here.



I will love my little baby forever

Jeez. Touching

Explorers:
A Governor

This one has humbled many civil servant with his humility.

Nigga bounce that girl out your life like a ball played over the bar and into the crowds. Let someone else pick up that shit.

My grouse is the woman didn't even know she was pregnant and is suggesting an abortion.

Has your guy beaten otumokpo that his sense is gone.

What rubbish. The only option is kicking her butt out like a bad free kick.

Zyzman:
like the guy above me I no even understand Wetin this guy post.

Lol. He's just a hater.

He Hayes the game cos he can't play.

Op face your books and pray it goes well then you'll be a star. All these ish you would look back at an laugh.


Ps you can always say no to the chicks who try to copy you but your lust makes you full ground.