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Skibofire:
To score free kicks on fifa is extremely difficult + she is a girl..they are things u just don't learn on your own

I didn't even know it was possible to score free kick till the day I did it. Even me I was in shock talk off my brother.








In John champions voice......


Quite frankly they should win from here...

frisky2good:
You mean you gave a policeman a free ride? It's better to kiss a live cobra.

The contra has more compassion than a Nigerian policeman.

They are cursed. The other day I heard one lamenting how his children are no good. The boy is a fraudster and the girl has slept with everyone in the vicinity.

I lol in my mind thinking of the number of curses he had gotten in his career. You can't escape such volume of curses. It's a natural law.

Carol. Winner of mvp this episode. To think she was some tongue tied woman whose husband used her as a punching bag. That guy cannot try this Carol.

Meanwhile wolves were lucky the strike team was away. They would have walked into a massacre if they met

Rick, Glen, Daryl, michonne that sergeant guy.


Massacre.


This show keeps getting better and better

Superstar007:
What did you tell them? Bro.

I only said ok when the driver suggested we go to the airport. I knew along the way they would deviate to a native Dr to swear I just waited for the traffic to snarl us i came down and walked away.


@princefad nasty experience. Its enlightening though. Also I think they use charms cos remember I said I felt woozy immediately I entered the cab but regained clarity, I know what I saw in that brief instant but that's another story.

All in all I thank God for his mercies.

yadnus1:
This op didn't know the difference between small-time swindlers and the real 'one chance' maestros. You are in a one chance situation when you're relieved of ur valuables-cash,watch,phone etc and then got dropped off in the middle of nowhere or got pushed down while the bus is in motion.The story didn't even add up abi?N1000 note s came into circulation in year 2006 whereas the era of Gov Mbadinuju was 1999-2001.Unless this is just another fairy tales but since u painted it as a real life experience, these errors are too huge to overlook.Maybe I'm just being hyper sensitive.

You are right you know. One chance is brazen robbery the op met swindlers like I did.


A friend of mine entered one chance and I disnt believe the face belonged to him when I went to see him in the HOSPITAL.

I entered one chance on allen in 2005. There was a mad crowd at the bustop and an unpainted cab came by with the driver yelling Ikeja Ikeja.


Me feeling like a lag boy used speed to enter the front seat. When the cab got moving I realised it was still empty only me and one guy entered that's when I realised I don enter..


I felt light headed almost a swoon but I regained clarity. I just waited for the scam to begin. True to type we got to Allen round about and the guy at the back drops and pays the driver with a hundred dollar bill that he drops in my lap. I just waved the cash over without directly looking at it.

In my mind I be like God punish this bastards

The driver shows me the bill and says look oh.

I give him a blank stare.

He calls the other guy back and they begin the narrative. You know the usual

I a.m. from Liberia

Ok

I only have this currency

We only use naira here

Where can I get

Airport

I have a lot can I trust you

There's another person here who is neutral we can all go together


Here I contribute to the discussion

Ok I said. One word this guys are really dumb


We get to ikeja and as usual there's always traffic. I alight without another word while the driver is rambling about being a deacon and serving in his church bla bla bla.

Saved 50bucks that day. Free ride.

jaymejate:
That bum short is what i hate most o. Why will a mother choose that kind of dressing for an innocent child? These causes R ape . These crazy jeans is now something else. I pray this modern parent will be able to control the dressing of their children. Charity begins at home.

If seeing an 8yr old in bumshorts makes an adult sexually aroused, believe me when I say the child isn't the problem. the same adult would be aroused by a hijab wearing child.





Paedophilia is what it is. No matter how the kids dress. That doesn't mean I support nasty dressing.

severee:
Hehehe actually i did gone girl too i was so mad when i saw it, they just ruined rosamund pike for me

Dude you are epic. I have gone girl and it has rave reviews though I haven't seen it.


Pls leave my mad max alone.


High octane shit. It didn't care about the plot hole but I loved it.

What about your friends aunts husband, her kids her own siblings and cousins.

What about your friend.



What about you?




Supply this info .





Back to topic....


All I see is a hard working biafran who assisted the deputies to open accounts.


He said he opened the accounts on thier behalf.



The question is who sent him?

Forgiveness is between him and God. Good citizens our job is to arrange thier meeting.

onatisi:
nice question .on the bin laden issue ,the first reaction from the white house was to issue out the pictures to prove to his supporters that indeed bin was dead and to serve as a lesson but this was quickly stopped when the Whitehouse think-tank quickly observed that showing such figures will further incite more violence,it will give bin laden a martyr figure among world Muslim and will be used by terrorist propaganda machine to incite hate worldwide the best thing to do was to behave as if bin was as worthless as a dog.that was why they said he was burnt and dumped in the sea for the fishes to feed on. Burying him on land will turn such spot into a rallying point. Now to the case of yusuff,yusuff was arrested and later shot his dead body was pictured and posted virally with bullets holes in his head,his father in law was shot outside the police station and filmed as he was told to run before been riddled with bullets.that is why even obj advocated that those who did those things be brought to book.obj and many ppl suggested compensation for yisuff family among many other things. Now u can see the difference in the way and manner both countries handled delicate issues

Apt analysis but you missed the point i was trying to make.

klax:
I can't stop laughing at my own people or do I say my papa people because I'm yet to be convinced I'm from the east but was it not in this same NL some anuofia said buhari recognised biafra and his speech at UN meeting gave biafra a hope And I said it then you mean buhari of Nigeria or buhari of biafra that gave such hope many were so upset with me now here is it that same buhari now is now evil isn't

[b]You want to leave Nigeria and get biafra country but still installing useless Eze everywhere isn't You want biafra and yet still clamouring for more ministerial nomination isn't You want biafra but yet refused to vacate yoruba, edo, hausa, igala land isn't You want biafra yet all your livelihood, your money, your properties, your business, your everything is in Lagos, Abuja, ibadan, kano etc and yet you want biafra you must be kidding [/b]my people I repeat you must be kidding, you are not yet serious I mean you lack seriousness.

Fed Govt should arrest him and lock him up until the igbo wake up and understand you don't stay in another man land, develop the land and left your own land in shambles and underdeveloped and be asking for biafra nonsense.

I know I have angers them again and pour salt over their wound well take it pain that way ok. Truth pains like mad but must be said. What annoys me most instead for my people to direct their anger towards buhari or hausa they will face the yoruba now go fight buhari or go rain that fire down Mr chest beaters, go do your worst now and let's see. This was why I said I love the yoruba people for one thing they are stubborn with commonsense but my people very stubborn [b]but no sense talkless of common sense only bragging we owns Lagos we owns Abuja we own Nassarawa we own the world that is al[/b]l

GBAM!!!

ademusiwa5:
[size=18pt]He lack understand. This piece of information, I am given you online, will save the lifes of millions of people.

You see the country of the kingdom of western Nigeria, is not a seceding country as Biafra.

It is 2 countries. There is no need for thing like Boko haram by northerners or Biafra by igbos, because the country of the kingdom of Western Nigeria is not part of Nigeria, by international law.

The Igbos tried to break away from their country, Nigeria.. When their effort failed. The Igbo tried to capture the country of the kingdom of Western Nigeria, a neighboring country. It lead to the invasion of asaba,benin, warri and ore by Igbo people.

Ore was were the Biafra army was stop.

There are clear different between the country of the kingdom of western Nigeria and Biafra(secession )

secession is illegal under Nigeria law. His activities is call secession. And classified as treason. But the country of the kingdom of Western Nigeria, is not part of Nigeria. Nigeria only said, it is given Western Nigeria citizen passport of Nigeria. It does not make our country illegal under international law. Basically, it is like USA saying, I am given Canadian USA passport. It does not make Steven harper illegal.

When someone goes to Nigeria as senator from lagos or edo or kwara etc from the country of western Nigeria. International law classify that person as diaspora senator.

Clearly the lack of understand of the different is responsible for this young man activity.

There are 2 countries, the country of the kingdom of Western Nigeria which operate a british system, and Nigeria which operate USA presidential system.

It is important that teachers in school teach the correct story. Which will save millions of lifes.

You can see the military is wearing the colour of the flag of the country of the kingdom of western Nigeria. that is our correct story. [/size]

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kids this is why adults tell you " dont do drugs"

Ejjis:
IF YOU ARE AN IGBO THEN YOUR MOTHER WAS RAPED BY HAUSA FULANIS THE DURING THE BIAFRA.. ASK YOUR MOTHER SHE WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

the contents of the discourse of this entire thread is way above your intellectual capacity. Run along and join a tonto dike thread.

onatisi:
bro something will happen ooo. Having just one kanu out there saying trash is better than taking him out in a way ppl will know it was done by the FG because 20 more crazier kanus will spring up. This was exactly what happened to boko haram. If Yusuf hadn't been killed but detained ,boko haran wont metamorphosed into what they are today

nothing dey happen, i can tell you that.



The mentality of the igbo man and that of the northerner are very different. To start with how many igbo men are ready to strap on a vest and shout biafra forever and detonate themselves.

they would pause on the detonation when they see a customer staring at thier wares and try to make another sale.




On bin ladens body issue let me ask this


what did bin laden and yusuf have in common?

Stolen:
[size=18pt]We have sew our own carmouflag, go and sew yours.


Biafran forces.[/size]

thats in your mind........



in reality

Stolen:
When we call yorubas coward, they think it is a joke.


U see how Nnamdi is risking his life for his conviction. Nigeria Government should be very afriad, as Nnamdi has come looking for them.


Nnamdi is not all talk afterall, that is an igbo man for you.


Wen the next Biafra war eventually start, it will be in the south west as we will attack and attack not the Ojukwu defence.


Boko Haram will learn how to wage war from us.

^^^^^

lestat:
Sharrapp! Spare parts apprentice, it's you type that sit in their face me I face you room without a door typing nonsense on your dilapidated pentium 4 laptop!!!
Better apply for jamb so you can really get an education

minions..

hilarious.

Watched episode 5. The tv is warming up. I wonder what is coming.




I still await the appearance of old school heroes like nakamura.

ketekete:
Hahahahhaa.. crazy comment

With a final jab at the koko master.

FlirtyKaren:
Property Tax on Banana Island properties. I used to live there you know, so I know what the koko is; and I am not talking about that limp koko; if you feel me , Nigga’


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/10/linda-ikeji-banana-island-mansion-photos.html

cc lalasticlala

Mad writing skills

OliviaPope:
He just had to take a selfie . This 21st century sef

As in I taya.

Everything Selfie

Toilet... shit tins
Accident. ..... near death tins
Armed robbery. ..gunshot tins
Sleeping... dream tins


WTF is going on. Am I missing something.

dalu:
wow.. Paid me a surgeon.. Wow.. This is my number 07038564445.. Check on truecaller.. We can talk and compare notes.. 1.yes apparently she had issues her dad prof idiodi confirmed it
2. We can't truly say when the cuts started
3. Even her closest friends didn't know about.. She's a surgeon.. Would you allow a surgeon with depression to operate on you?.. Do you realise the damage it would cause to her career?

To further buttress why do you think her dad a renowned prof on Benin hasn't pressed for reparation. He surely can't be scared of Thomas who's years younger, less accomplished and infinitely less connected.
It's good to have a high index of domestic violence but very bad to falsely label people without due knowledge

Please do call if you have questions

Makes sense. Really sad that this happened. As I said before I think we should let he family grieve in peace and leave the husband alone. Nobody knows. Let the investigation be done and the results will tell.


Thanks for all the updates.






Ps: this thread has cemented the fact that many people don't even read again. They just look at the topic and comment on it. Also the MODs should stop be having like the illiterate bloggers and remove that domestic violence from the topic. Thanks.

theunusualmoon:
I liked your comment cus I have a feeling you're the one that liked mine.

thats the game like the lst post and get a like via mentions

cramjones:
Stop deceiving yourself, that was a typo.

-CramJones

I honestly dont give a damn if you are or are not FOK.



meanwhile what sort of typo bullshit is that. wish him and wish me arent even close on the keyboard.




whatever dude.

martineverest:
Never liked this man as a concerned Niger deltan.... He s d most most corrupt man In Nigeria(state level). He dethroned ibori
Imagine a state dat receives the largest fund from federal government is among the states asking for bailout..smh for my region,Niger delta
We are our problems

once we accept this fact 50% of the problem is solved. i can bet you a movement hitherto unknown called " youths" support group for akpabio will spring up this night carrying placards and shouting its out oyel.







awaiting the bufoons.

cramjones:
No need cursing! Just wish me a Happy Birthday and move on!

-CramJones

Bleep. Now you have confirmed that you are FOK. I really believe that many Nigerian elite are on NL.




Shout out to the boss osewa.







Meanwhile all you other politicians on this forum hope you assholes can read.