₦airaland Forum

I heard this song this morning and it really fits this red muddy river by the roadside

By the rivers of Babylon
There we sat down
Yeah yeah we wept
When we remember Zion

Iyaebe:
The sight of this organ is nothing to write home about,very awful yet the carriers of these organs are quick to brag about it.

With all the big food, still

Seun:
For whatever he needs. Men who are rich give money to their wives all the time. If a man is rich and never helps his wife financially I don't think the marriage would work, but it's usually not an issue because men are expected to provide for their wives. I think she was the defacto breadwinner but as a woman society had not equipped her for the role so she failed at it. The same goes for the man. I bet he didn't know how to use seduction to extract cash.

Why should one be giving money to the other?
Isn't the bank account there for use as necessary ?

Wifey take 5k cash
Husband take 5k cash - who does that ?

That's old fashioned and too complicated. You should both have joint bank accounts to spend from.

care4you:
and you too! go and do the same

Na so you like meat reach ?

Will send the herds men to keel kattle at obudu kattle ranch for you.

care4you:
go and collect back your school fees..... it's a waste

It is true - too much meat is not good for you.

You should be grateful to her for making you eat less, lean looking and potbelly less.
Your body will get use to smaller meals stop crying for bigger food.

Barrister026:
Disrespectful you say?

So she starving me of my own food is respectful?


The only reason I don't want to do that, is because I be ashamed if the issue escalated and neighbors gets to hear that we are quarreling because of quantity of meat and fish. It doesn't make sense at all.

i926:
One of the greatest lies ever told to deceive men.

Op, dish your own food by going to the kitchen

Team eating like bear going into hibernation sighted

@ thread

It must be big life changes - can you imagine from :-

light to darkness
Water to water less
No typhoid to weekly or monthly typhoid
Noiseless to noisefull
Smog less air to smog full air
Driving or riding bus to trekking

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow everyone of us.

6-8 months worth of food - nice.

Mynd44:
Just trying to perfect ny vegetable spirit.

Ready for freezing.

Made turkey stew too but that was boring. The vegetable soup was a lot more interesting to make. And stressful

Ishilove:
Aunty army, let's support uncle daddytime's hustle by buying our individual copies

Aunty Ishioma nwa mama,

I'm tree saving team na

The thread has gone k-leg
No more title or topic for readers

Now we pack our tents and go.

Ok, carry on bros.

seborrhic:
Rubbish.
We are underfed in this part of the world.
What are our meals?Eba or garri that is equal starch/carbohydrate and water,rice and soups,1 cut of plantain then a plate of rice with a lightweight loaf of bread,filled more with air than flour.These we generally eat as a single meal on average 2 times a day.
The western diet has grains in large amounts early in morning with milk or other drink,2,three course meals for the other days with drinks and snacks in between.
That we eat "big" in Nigeria is the joke of the year.

borrow me the book when you finish

Ishilove:
Thank you. I'm going to buy it this week.

mrksquare:
I don't like mosquitoes net. So resort to fumigating my compound every month as a way of wading off mosquitoes.

Please how do you do the fumigation ?
How much does it cost ?

Where can we read about yours to learn ?

Do you mind sharing ?

So many happenings.

daddytime:
No, I never ran away.

I got mixed with the wrong crowd, got carried away, got served, did my time, and finally got acquitted because the courts decided I was used by the big guns they already had in custody and extradited to the US.

I took full responsibility for my indiscretions and never shy away from speaking about all crimes, particularly fraud as I know and experienced it.


Any other questions, sir?

Poverty - chief reason parents allow their young child to marry an older man.

The rich northerner marry at an older age.

Powerhouse5050 was really advocating for himself from jail but so far has left ?

Let me continue in ROM

gstelly:

@
Oil drowning the calories out
pounding yam beat the calories out
Roasting burn the calories out

Kobojunkie:
ROFLMAO


Calories die when you roast or drown them in oil ke?

Maybe from fire burning and drying the yam out.
Eating burnt offering while surfing Nairaland = calories deficit

Magnoliaa:
Smh. Since there is the possibility of motor jamming us at anytime, why bother doing anything? You for dey lock yourself for room now. In fact, you fit stand up, sprain your leg. You fit match tile, fall and die. You leg fit miss for step, you tumble and kpai. In fact, everybody for remain for their parents' wombs, because you fit kpeme when your head been dey come out from vagina and you go back go meet God. Since we can die any time, there's no point doing anything, yeah?

Aha!

The excuses just to continue overfeeding the body is something else

Are you from the North ?

My dan uwana is called Gambo.

gambojimeta:
Adedayo Adedara Isa livey insidey jungle wita isi jungle familik

Hathor5:
Make them go viral. Good one.

That one is unforgettable - they type your name and see you running your mouth - no decorum aha!

Hathor5:
How?

I mean in this age of tik tok, insta, youtube etc
Someone would have posted her verbal abuse - young people don't like that.

Now people are left pitying her after the star sparkling slap.

Uzomarrr123:
See am

Omo westerner !
You can ignore coz your support for that little gal Dey irritate me

It is well sha ,na greener pastures and money wey we Dey find go abroad na hin Dey bring about this nonsense

Once again , it is well.

Always remember the money and greener pastures that brought you and let that alone cool you down.

Their laws are better than Nigeria laws by the way.
It is possible the girl would have gotten into trouble if madam didn't assault her.

MMotimo:
First of all, I would not be having that conversation with a random child I do not know and I would not be losing my cool either because I am sensible enough to know that is one of the fastest ways to get in trouble with the law and/or find infamy on YouTube. It’s called self-discipline, self-restraint, self-preservation. I am as much African as you are but that doesn’t mean I would allow my pride to get me into trouble with the law. That is complete foolishness, no matter the provocation. Frankly, I have too much going for me to risk it on an incident like that.

To you, it’s an eyesore; in law, it is assault. The law does not care what you think or where you came from. When in Rome, you do like the Romans. If it’s okay in Naija, stay in Naija to practise it, do not attempt to export the behaviour abroad. In the highly unlikely event that any of my kids find themselves in a situation where they are mouthing off at someone and that person puts their hands on them, African or not, I would STOP AT NOTHING to make sure that person feels the full wrath of the law.

If you cannot conform to the laws of your intended destination abroad, I would strongly recommend you stay in Naija! Permit me to ignore any further mentions from you.

Gaskiya!

If you are with your mom, best is mom drag you out of the place and hold a teaching moment with you in the car.
Yes, almost impossible but you should overlook it and leave the place. Trying to fight or beat the person put you in bigger problems - jail time, lost of job, your own children might be taken from you etc

May we all stay cool.

Uzomarrr123:
My brother, it takes God almighty to over look this nonsense

Many of us will lose our cool if a 15 yr old African child calls us “A fool” in public

Infact , it almost impossible to overlook

Just imagine it , if you were with your mom and that spoilt rat called your mother a fool …hmmm

It not easy to overlook ooo!

I’m proud to be African abeg , we might not be there yet in terms of development and all that

But this one na eyesore , make 14 yr old Dey call person mama “a fool” for public

Yeah, it is very important to minding our biz as we carry out our day to day activities.

Everything is different from Nigeria no gra gra.

They didn't say A brave new new world for nothing

There is nothing like it takes a village to raise a child here

descarado:
Sometimes people ask me why I always put head phone when I'm outside, this is one of the reasons
Minding my business

Instead of them to take a good look at how poor and wretched the so call herbalist is no, they won't.

The herbalists take money from them while still asking them to go do bad thing.

Most Nigerians are mental slave to Herbalists.

15ssDRIVE:
Arrest the herbalist too. They promised this idiot the world.

The herbalist is the real criminal, that pushed the idiot to killing his precious son.

Oh Africa !!!!


If there is ever gonna be a time,mama Africa cries, it’s Now !!!

@ MMotimo,

You are right - you keep your hands to yourself and leave that environment immediately you see trouble starting.

Now she will get criminal records that may screw up her career.

bikefab:
De Klerk was an honourable man. Mandela classified him as such in his book A LONG WALK TO FREEDOM. He granted some privileges to Madiba and some of his fellow political prisoners. May his soul rest in peace.

Some of those privileges made Mandela last long in prison.

Unlike the one in SA backyard we read they serve stones and watery beans as food.

RIP

Mariangeles:
Na food insecurity dey cause excess eating among Nigerians sha.
Most Nigerians eat like bears getting ready for hibernation.

I don't think Nigerians are ready to have that discussion about counting calories yet.

So true - not really ready.

lilvicky68:
If person see large food make him chop abeg..

If Sapa come excess calories go burn by force..

If person see large food, eat some and save some.

Train your body to eat small meals, that is smart sapa.

Unkle,

you have to change your mindset on food. Food is needed for energy and good health - not large food is needed for energy. if you eat heavy, excess calories are stored - your body organs pay the price overtime with cardiovascular problems - doesn't matter if you are carrying blocks all day long.

What your body needs at a particular given meal is what you should find out.

Good you are online - take the time to Google food and how much your body need at a given meal.

Mohzus:
Anty you know the kind heavy work wey we the do for Africaland before u talk this one