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hahaha, real messiful

Stay rested and add banana to your meals, it helps softening stools.

You see babaO muscle up for there so? Continue to ask for face wey only one person supposed to see.

By the time that muscle guy lift you up with one hand, you go know say hydrocodone no be tylenol

Nobleval: we are talking face and you talking legs. Abeg show yourself

Maybe she asked not to be served
They don't joke with food as taking in something is part of the healing process they look out for.

CFCfan: True. I've never been admitted in an American hospital. When my eldest sister gave birth to her child last yr, I didn't recall seeing any formal menu.

I guess you have not been to an hosp here....it is the same all over.
I like the fact that they will give you list to pick your breakfast, lunch and dinner ahead. Come see choice of food for sick person Eat good food and lick sundae ice cream finish and come shout pain o
Hosp cream of potatoes soup is nice. Even cream of mushroom.
If you are too sick to pick, they will still serve you. If you are too sick to eat, they will come pick up and trash it.

God bless America.

CFCfan: Lekwa O
I would have thought that was a restaurant menu. That hospital must be catering to only upper middle class folks

Mess quick make you go house.

Babymama1: Thank you all for cheering me up and wishing me well
Looks like I'll be going home this evening
The doctor says I can be discharged tonight ,all my lab result look good
But I never pass gas

Nne BabyO, get better soon.

Make sure you take the pain killers (pain reducer) when them pack give you. No troway them o.

Don't forget to eat some good hospital food too . I hope they make goat meat stew specially for you.

what are you learning? how not to wear dorty uku stuff to go see doctor?
Do you pedicure and manicure?
Do you use deodorant when going to see your doctor?
If so, what type? pix of you applying it or we don't believe it.

oya join the convo in better way.

CFCfan: Thanks. I'm learning a lot here.

Welcome CFCfan

CFCfan: Following

Lol, waxing?
I think for me i like to fill my tummy. But not always possible when running from one place to the other trying to meet appt time. You get there with growling tummy. Each doc touch, your your tummy growls...atimes so loud your only choice is to say 'sorry, hungry'

aisha2: I do a wax and wear clean underwear.

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Will never ever shave my cute hairy legs.

OP, this is serious situation oh. There is a saying, na for ground e dey take start.

Hope he doesn't play chucky or Damien on you at night

In a world where we have many food, i hate seeing the kind of gloomy pictures above. I pray deeply the pic is old.

It pierced my soul

Look at the cook in your kitchen and post food, sigh

Leave the place completely. Tell her you have paid for two months in advance for her and that she can continue from there or go back home.
You both need a life of your own.

For sure

zboyd: Not to my knowledge.
But if I find out...his azz is grass!
I don't tolerate cheating!

Developmental delay as in Autism, speech delay, health issues etc?
Are you working with your child pediatrician ?
Do you have friends around you, plan with them to help you watch your child so that you can take a break.

I'm concerned about those tight braids at her age

braiding, taking it out, re-arranging it daily etc phew

Lol at molding it to her taste. Person fit bend NIN guy?

Welcome o

sheniqua: Close your eyes, line up the pictures of all your suitors,do tum bom tum bom and pick one
They are all the same
Like country music,if you hear one,you've heard them all
No need to fear at all
Unless you are looking to marry your fellow woman
If it is a man you want,I say just close eye and pick one and get on with it before you develop wrinkles thinking about the right or wrong one
Pick any one of them and mold him to your taste as time goes on

OP, your ans to his question is okay.
Let him build the house.
If the relationship continues, good. If not, you can always move on.
Hold on to your own job and save.

LOL @ Efe's tight fisted miserable scrooge aka Aka gum

But orange will make him hungry. To me, he looks like someone who is highly starved waking up
Just look at his breakfast table, haha. I wonder how many eggs dey there.

EfemenaXY: ^^ Or better still, let him grill them to get the fat out of them.

Brown, wholemeal bread is good, but he should also consider having some orange juice, or better still, an orange fruit itself for breakfast. He can never go wrong with lots of fresh fruits in the mornings.

Hint Mr. Bachelor

Make sure your brown bread is whole grain (not multi grain)
Remove that baked bean
Get old fashion oat meal and cook yourself (5-10mins to cook but healthy)
Bread, peanut butter and milk are enough for your breakfast.
A bowl of Kellogg cereal is enough also
Add cucumbers to your breakfast and banana as snack.

Your sausage is shinning (don't ever fry sausage in oil) just put is in a pot with water and let it cook and dries up.

I think the secret my mom used was making sure it was chucked...sort of just open the fish in the middle, remove the mid and side bones that was it. We are left with eating with care...those tit bit bones are no fun but bonga is tasty fish. Really nice in ogbono and okra soup.
Do you know who does the smoking or if Bonga fish was imported like that from somewhere?

Chillisauce: Burning real life sausage? That one is suicide

As for the bonga, fish etc. How does she manage the fish bones. bonga fish is one fish I can never put in my soup. Tiny bones that will hook your throat and you forget the whole meal.

Time gone by.

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Kanwulia: There are no couples in polygamy.
Only triples, quadruple, quintuples. . . . .e.t.c!
You wanna put them ALL in one room?

The SMELL go be HELELE!!!!
Toto water and akamu efrywhia!
TUFIAKWA!!!!

Fish Fund Raising
Please pay or contribute a fish to Loretta.

bukatyne: Why is this story here?
What are we supposed to do?

You are right, the old man was already stiffed with panic. They jumped on him and that frightened him.

He was afraid for his life... he doesn't trust her after attacking him (she may turn round and attack me, i better shoot).

I wonder if he had protection alarm in his house. People should set up alarm, it helps.

They took silly risk and unfortunately, she paid the price.
RIP

EnlightenedSoul: Burglars can't be trusted PERIOD. Many of them tell tales and appeal to your humanity so you could loose your guard, only to pull a gun on you NEXT MINUTE. It's a textbook tactic that most gun owners know about. They've also been known to double back to the house, and cause death or damage to avoid being reported etc.
These are people that surveyed a home, realized a "vulnerable" old man was living there, and planned to steal anything they could, possibly do away with his life while they were at it. It's terribly sad, but I don't blame the man. Absolutely not.
Let's lay the blame where it belongs: the accomplice, and an incredibly irresponsible and stewpid woman! It could have gone south for her in a 1001 different ways.

We should contribute fried rice and cartons of Tilapia, Mackerel, Salmon, Croaker, Carps, Norway Mackerel etc to that man.

Cococandy, oya set up fish fund raiser osiso.

kulyie: Chaiii loretta I too dey like your post like kilooodeee



oya take this for Sunday lunch. You deserve am

umm

I really love your garden. I want one but time.
My goal is to plant scent leaf, Ugwu and Nigeria spinach.

Did you plant into the ground? Share your planting idea.

If you give me your plate, i will eat only the stew and meat . The only time i eat ewedu is when my mom once in blue moon used it for Ogbono.

SewaGRITS: Tonight's dinner for the hubby...he's growing ewedu (as well as tete, okra, and corn) in our backyard garden. Mumsy sent the seeds over for him. So here's me trying my best to make fresh ewedu, gbegiri (shelling the beans - - not fun for an OCD person like me; have to pick each and every single hull I find; needless to say it takes me forever which is why I love it when I find them already peeled), and chicken stew :-)

If done by ones personal choice, no problem...their choice/personal decision

But when parents start lashing out painful marks on a kids' face/body , that's a big no no.

Ndipe: I bet you if this child scarification was practised in the west and endorsed, Nigerians will have followed through by now.
Do I support it? No. Now, let me ask, what about tatoos that are now adopted by some of our youths all because it's done by certain people in America?