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OP, please ask your friend the type of work her hubby does. She is demanding not knowing his work or financial status... you never know how he is living where he is so take it easy with him.

Yes, I do. There are scientific explanations for every illness.

Ishilove:
Do you actually believe what you have typed??

Lol, wow really?
Let me look up one of my UK addresses

I like bean cake and nig bread.

bebe2:
See longer throat

Dem full here o.

D bakery reach 4 for Manchester.

Where are you based?

May all the evil eyes pop out into the sea
May all the water mommies fall down and rise no more
May the blocked way be lifted
May all the juju holding opportunities back out and evaporate into thin air
May those flying on brooms at the mention of chronic 'spinster/bachelor marriage' miss their way and fly into the wilderness
Amen amen....Amen.


Come join prayer warriors Fridays @ 6pm.
You will never be the same again.

itstpia1:
as the year draws to a close, i say every lady looking for husband must locate him on this nairaland amen.
all the nl professional bachelors who are excellent sprinters and know every trick to remain in their single status i say una women evading juju no go work again in 2015, amen!!!!!!!
btw, is anyone going to wed on nairaland's 10th anniversary?

True, no dull moment but I wonder if he is the same at home.
If he is, his gal should pepper up his stews with more habanero pepper.
Snail has cooling/calming agents so she should be feeding him snails to calm him.

moca:
D only husband material i want here is coogar
No dull moment in d house
U want tonque lashing, takwando, football physical, even spiritual, e full ground belekete

(Coogar, i will continue to disturb u until u go villa )


On a serious note, i cant use d internet to interpret a person's character.
Face to face is it for me.

P.pump....we learn everyday.
You guys need the gym so baldly.

Praying for you guys.

Bebe, agege bread in UK, which store? Can I order online?
When I visited naija, I couldn't find that agege bread you guys talk about.
How come or did you bake them yourself?

bebe2:
Sunday lunch
Agege bread and akara.
Yuuummmyyyy

Nigerians are very primitive. No more cure for their animalistic behaviours.

redsun:
This is one of the core Nigerians are ruled by animals. They are so primitive to the point that even modern city bees are more adapted to life of 21st century world.
Oh,what a foolish and wicked generation! The contrast with the the phone cameras they use in barbaric scenes is so dumb founding. How could people that think like have access to modern technology?

I hope she is alright. Shame!! You guys can't take care of the poor old woman. Religion has blinded you all.

See why your country isn't moving forward...witches on a broom indeed
That woman was beaten and burnt. She survived for a reason

I heard Ijebus, not sure though. You know how things can be twisted during arguments

theLORDreigns:
Ijebu or Ibadan?

Wondering if the owner fed the dogs

Animals should be left in the wilds.

They have the best plantain amala and make the best ewedu soup and peppery stew.

Stillfire:
My sister is even dating an Ijebu guy. He cooked for me, so he has my blessing.
TV01 we might end up being in laws.

The oil should be reduced.
The fish should be just one.
Too much calories if you can eat everything on that plate

nonsoyoungprof:
it is high time we do something about this,..we can't sit down and watch this people using us anyhow,..it is time our governments react to this...what is your say?

Since you think it will be a life of under achievement, please OP move on already. Don't marry him or think posters could give you idea how to speed him up. His lifestyle has made him what he is, yours will make you what you will be.

I was there today, ate shrimps too and washed it down with rummy pina colada. I no see clearly when the bill came

Kanwulia:
Ahem!
What was the thread about again?
I don chop finish. . . . I can see cLIAAALY na!
*waiting impatiently for my "DESERT"!*

The guys are complaining nig gals don't want to cook on another thread. Imagine 2 hours ( nano seconds closed to the 2 hours is still 2 hours ) making spaghetti dish...what if ogbono and egusi soup are on your to do list ?
Ummm, Rachel Ray 's 30mins dish on Amazon and ebay welcome

Ilekere: Since I only have time to cook once a week, I might as well try the recipes on NL.
"Nigerian Surprise Spaghetti" recipe by toria12. I love that recipe, took me less than 2hrs to cook, atypical of Nigerian recipes..
Taste good too

Procter and Gamble packaged eba....how do you microwave them?
Eating excessive molded food in the west is recipe for health disaster oh

r231: Thats why i loff her so much
In case she doesn't get back on time......
TGIF

Not real!! You guys in Africa should stop wasting life
We are using stem cell to recreate life, yonder people are killing each other to make some dirty naira.
Wake up Africans and face the realities of life.

Naijababe, hugs from me
Have blessed Friday.

Nice lunch.

Where is the folk for the veggie-yam (looking out for the squid)

Chillisauce: Food for vegeterians
Yam, spinach and squid
Vegetable sauce with shrimps

moca: U lv fish gengen
Abeg, ebola don reach ur side?
Be careful o!
Where dem, RR,babymama and all these yankee texans, make una be careful o.

No, I am about to get 'a must shot' for upcoming flu

Wild salmon is different from farmed. After cooking, the texture of wild is chewy and not as soft as farmed salmon. The taste when used in stews or baked is
Also, Wild is very pinky while farmed is light pink. Wild is seasonal unlike farmed. I just got too careful after reading about farmed fishes and antibiotics.
Coming to eat your ribs this weekend...no A1 necessary

Chillisauce: I don't check these prices. Once I see Orange fish ( salmon) I just throw in the cart . I dont even know the categories as earlier mentioned by armyofone. fish is fish. Taste same to me.

CFCfan: If he was broke, why didn't he move back to Nigeria?

Send a dollar less guy back to Nigeria, do you want him dead
I hope she got her GC already.

Salmon mention brought me in so how is the price like there @ Damiso, I mean the wild Alaskan or Socket eye salmon? I spend 25 to 30 for 4/5 filets.
I don't eat farmed salmon for security reason.

damiso: It really is.Looks lush. I looooove sea food.I like meat but I think I can actually live on just seafood and veg.My husband rarely eats meat and so we tend to eat more seafood these days cos of him.But chilli have you noticed its actually more expensive than eating meat? Our grocery bill don almost double since we replaced chickem with salmon

Accept her account of the story, it is hers...why are you assuming now ?
Cococandy, that is where most women fail, to focus and deal with their husbands.

arvinsloane: This your script is incomplete..you didn't hit the nail on the head.
Now complete the story...Did you open your leg for him after all his lover boy antics?
That will definitely be the apex of your script.

Married people can be forceful maybe it is the anxiety from below to get .

I need my microscope to see how germy those nairas are (I can see bacteria, virus, ebolium virusilus, samolinus, ecoliana, fungus etc on them already )

Chillisauce: Wicked you.
Op, don't mind her, take this.

So true...wish they have campus jobs for students.

coogar: hahahaha - it's not your uni alone.
the practise is widespread but that itself opens another question......why is it that only 3rd world countries top the charts of the most unfaithful?

it then means this "unfaithfulness" is connected to material gain/financial benefit. if the economy is strong, perhaps our university girls would be more decent than they are.

to some, sex for money is a means to survive.

Efe here:
1.
Boil th garden egg till tender, mash, add freshly chopped onion, palm oil and salt...pepper is optional.

2.
Boil the garden eggs till tender, mash and set aside.
Pour veggie oil into saucepan, add freshly chopped onion and fry.
Add freshly blended tomato, red bell pepper and habanero. We use freshly made tomatoes paste (not canned or paste).
Finally, she pours her mashed garden eggs, add salt, cook for some minutes and then sauce is ready for yam.

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hmmmm always some cunny man die cunny man buried him stories.
Imagine breaking your bank account just to have those shinning rocks only to use it to dress up your table.
Apart from lost and allegy/medical reasons, married guys not having their rings on are