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DiomaKitchen:
I used little from the leaves. I plucked out the leaves thats why it is looking as of it is parsely or cilantro.

My next fav raw chewy after leafy carrots.

Kobojunkie:
Armyofone. Come see oo! This one looks like a good healthy alternative, don't you think?

Diomakitchen, you mean cilantro and not celery, right?

I like eating my carrots raw. Must be leafy - strong woody carrots. Not a fan of baby carrots (though i do eat it when offered) and also not fan of carrots in stews

When I want alternate stew, I go for Kale.

What about you ?

Fried habanero pepper and lots of onions.

Taste delicious with rice.

No need for tomatoes

descarado:
See the one that recently modelled female bikini.
Chei, we have suffered

Lol

I enjoy watching RuPaul.

Tranquility2345:
Does this look like food that someone forming what he’s not will eat?

Guyman, deep down you know you are talking to a legit guy wey better pass you 100 times…

I know say na depression dey cause you to dey post picture of every basic meal including beans at your advanced age

Better go and make friends and find a hobby. That’s if you even get time. You wey dey work two shifts per day to make overtime. Nonsense

If the combinations in the picture was your lunch or dinner, then you didn't learn anything during your schooling in obodo. Beer/egusi/poundo/semovita

Maybaby4eva:
we have eaten some already. Alhaji’s wife Sanu!

Ha! In na so masa!

Munzy14:
Wahala o

No wahala. Wahala dey if you don't put money down for food.

ahnie:
They're YSSG an acronym for **yellow socks n slippers gangs**

They are vagabonds that makes nairaland interesting.
They're from dysfunctional homes,so they try to project people into the slum and shackles they're embedded in.

If they bully you and you refused succumbing,they hang on the person collars their mum's n sisters are tagged on.

You're yet to meet the rainbow gangs....those ones wear dirty dreadlocks upandan and usually drags their knickers along with earpiece hanging on their ear lobes

They re the lows on nairaland.

Jotting on my notepad

If only millions would learn not to have kids in hard economy!

Please OP, make sure you condomize.

Try break a branch and Jump into the water and try to swim away. The crocs may get the branch and fight over it thinking it's piece of your leg.

The snake will slither away.
The lions will be scare off from the noise of the crocs fighting over a piece of your leg (log)

As everything is happening, Ariel the mamiwata will carry him to shore.

zeb04:
I decided to cook local rice with plenty dried fish, egg and cow meat and chicken. Yummy, I enjoyed it

My beasties are:-
Dried fish stew
Snail stew

Keep mine please.

Failure2019:

If that is your kitchen, try keeping your it cleared of stuff and arrange things well. You don't want cockroach falling into stew or boiling roaches with the beautiful white rice.

Zonefree:
Na this foolish act make her no fit stay for marriage.

Oloshos find it difficult to be caged. They're like butterfly. Just as butterflies fly from one place to another, na so dem dey fly from one dick to another.

Useless entity constituting nuisance on cyber space! Fool! Didirin! Omo ale!

Why would you cage another human being like you ?

Zonefree:
Na this foolish act make her no fit stay for marriage.

Oloshos find it difficult to be [b]caged[/b]. They're like butterfly. Just as butterflies fly from one place to another, na so dem dey fly from one dick to another.

Useless entity constituting nuisance on cyber space! Fool! Didirin! Omo ale!

Why would you cage another human being like you ?

sukkot:
i swear down this is the best deal in the whole of lagos and the best tasting food in the whole lagos.1500 you get jollof chicken coleslaw and sprite. bought this one now and drove to eko atlantic city to eat by the atlantic ocean

That is really good. Glad food is becoming cheap.

sukkot:
however you want it hun. we gone make it happen. your satisfaction is the goal

You haven't had plantain amala before...
My mom likes having plantain flour at home cuz she makes moin moin with it.
I cried (literally) to my mom to send me authentic plantain flour.

sukkot:
your wish is my command bro. by the way the egg looks that weird color cuz i loaded it with turmeric and powder pepper so it looks dark. that way i can pretend that its not a chickens foetus i am eating

You are a something else

Got it now Sukkot
Have a good night!

sukkot:
it was a joke vet. hence the last phrase, OR AM I CAPPIN

sukkot:
alright just made this now. dinner

I'm coming for the toppings.
Please get me Dave's wheat next time
Trek or use your Tesla series all over Lagos to find it...ya punishment for not giving us your own Amala

descarado:
That food was lifted from twitter.
Haba, you for check am army.

I didn't o. I thought it was really from Sukkot.

ono:
3. The FBI claimed there was voice recording of Trump showing/sharing highly classified information with ballroom guest. And that he claimed in the conversations with this mysterious guest that he "does not have the power to declassify records anymore" and other bullcrap by the FBI. With the level of interest the FBI have on nailing Trump, and then the hatred of the Biden Crime Enterprise for him, and with the technology and resources at Garland, Wray, RINOs and FJB's disposal, would you want to take it past them that the entire "recordings" were not doctored using artificial intelligence - just to get Trump?

At the ballroom staging when nobody was home

Ore wa Sukkot, the John Wick of fine amala come o.
Did you actually cooked or some online take out ?

sukkot:
it was a long arduos task mayne, slaving away in the kitchen, but i had to come through for my main man armyofone

i had to do it bro. had to come through. or am i cappin

Very nice! Thousand likes, haha

When ibkayee and I visit, plantain amala for me please. I don't like any other type.
The stew and jute must be separated ( put in different plates).
And finally, beans straight not beans liquid.

You did well!
Hope not the spirits from the astra realms cooked it for you

ibkayee:
You better cook this for me when I’m next in Lagos

Me too

But he must make plantain amala for me. I don't like any other type.
The stew and jute must be separated ( put in different plates).
And finally, he must make beans straight not beans liquid.

Can you cook? Post a meal let's see and eat since you are here.

sukkot:
gurl yo ass cant cook fo shit

sukkot:
its naija no shaking . Nah but seriously I wouldn't drink and drive. Used to do it a lot in Chicago though. I would drink and smoke weed ( yeah I had a period in my life when I was just not thinking straight ) and drive from the suburb down the intersection 290 into Chicago. And I would actually make it home in one piece . Mayne I have lived this life

By the way I am clean living now. Even alcohol I don't really touch. Was only because it was free at Hilda's that I even started for that time

Nostalgic right!

sukkot:
hehe Lord knows if I had driven there I would have thrown 2 crates in the boot walahi.

try not to dui.

sukkot:
ore , naija ni enjoyment wa oooo. Sitting down in Oyinbo country ? Ahhh it's good for some and some like the peace and organisation but me personally I think those things are overrated. Culture and freedom and a sense of belonging trumps those things, but keep in mind these are just my own opinions. As we speak now many are preparing to japa lmaooo

Yes, if you have the money, Nigeria is okay minus the noise
I don't like noisy gathering and environment.
So you didn't feel belonged in ilu oyinbo when you were there?

sukkot:
lol took me 3 days to finish all. I drank 2 at the place and put 4 in my bag and took home with me. Those 4. Finished in 2 days. So total of 3 days

Oh Lordy! @ free beer

You can't get free beer here! You buy your own 6packs

sukkot:
lol bros i done do the calculations na

seriously though i believe hilda. people at the 4 day event were upto 10,000. if you see the crates of free beer they stacked up for everybody to drink for free. maybe like 1000 crates and everybody drank many. me i took 6 bottles for myself. so the cost of the drinks is like 20 million. to rent that huge venue is like 20 million. food maybe 10 million. thats 50 million. miscellaneous like to pay everybody involved etc lets say 30 million. i believe her

6 bottles of beer ?
Your belly isn't big so ?

sukkot:
i was at the wedding. they used both upstairs hall for the ceremony and downstairs hall for the party. i was also at hildas cooking and they used both upstairs and downstairs. whats your point

Hollywood life - ore mi atata rocking aiye!
I see why you left the land of the fruited plains

datola:
Even Oyinbo dey harvest body parts And to think this is linked to the great Harvard University!

Harvest body parts? I thought he stole body parts in his possession that were for the College research.