₦airaland Forum

sukkot:
oh its just jokes. but ibadan is tame but dont be too flashy. move in silence.

Phew!

What is there to discuss again ?
NIN have left discussions to the real ogbologbos with ori meji .

dragunov:
Sukkot, is it that there are no other pressing issues to discuss on this forum other that this? You're longing this thread too much naah!

sukkot:
check your Gbola at all times. Awon gboko gboko are on rampage

Oh Lord! For real ?

sukkot:

What is your idea to give someone visiting and heading to Ibadan?

sukkot:
everybody just needs to return to their states . It’s not enough infrastructure in tiny Lagos to cater to 20 million diarrhea addled negros who all feel like taking a shit after eating 5 wraps of Okele 😄😄

sukkot:
yup its true. many people here are degraded beings. next to animals.

There should be provisions of potable toilet all around the city.

@ Sukkot

come here

What the tourist said is true?
Do you see people pissing and shitting around you ?

Can't people enter nearby eatery to use the restroom ?

You can't be pressed, then stop by Mr. Biggs or Iya Buka to ease yourself ?

jonapeters:
Like It or not Nigeria is one of the best country when t comes to freedom

Freedom to shit and piss anywhere the person is.

SirLakes:
The pesin no lie na.... today sef I saw a man shitting within one of Nigeria's prestigious university just few distance to the main gate, just few steps away another person dey piss for front. I just look dem shake head Nigerians get too many anyhow people

Too many anyhow people . Talking anyhow, behaving anyhow, live anyhow, born children anyhow, pissing and shitting anyhow - anyhow people in anyhow banana country.

lesson44:
I am a Nigerian/American, I based here in the US, I visits Nigeria two to three times a year. What the article describes is 100 % accurate in my opinion.
The only missing part is that, the person did not mention how most people smell sweaty. They Don’t use deodorants . I hope they teach that in Nigeria schools as part of a curriculum,It is that bad. Order for room service in hotels , the room smells will change as soon as the waiters enters your room. Some smell so bad, even air freshener can’t mask the smell. Bath three times a day, don’t not matter, if you don’t use deodorant , you are going to smell.

Maybe deodorant is too expensive for the common man.

RuggedBiafran:

Such beauty and lush

The guy tried. Why the pissing and shitting around and any how ?

Nigerians eat and drink too much?

YoungBruzzy:
Some people will say it’s jazz, while others will say it’s not. I once met this man, he was based in London, a well to do man oh. All of a sudden I heard he is back in Nigeria, like this man did not wait to resign at his place of work in London, he came back home with just a few belongings and that’s all. Even all the money in his bank account is there. Till today, he is in one bush in Ondo state buying n selling snails

I pray we know how to manage our individual life...so many things happening - one you can control and the ones you can't control! If one doesn't know how to navigate this life journey, one can go nuts!

Negative Stress is not a joke.

Davicl:
Ok........... until 2006 that's when I knew that truth Truth village people get power no be joke o!a story for another day

Village people sigh. Mental health, psychology etc

You will be shocked to know different psychological problems tied to human beings/human minds.

sukkot:
hmmm you are very correct he did look like the missionary type

Next time, try say hello and small chat.

You didn't learn to drop "what's up" to brothers in Illinois?

Humanity.
Joining you in thinking of the guy too.
Hope he is good wherever he may be.

I was there to eat some protein only out of their dishes.
GboyegaD and Exodus were about to ask me who I was leaving the poundo for

Wetin you think before nne ?
I still love my cream cheese food

descarado:

Have you repented nne?

Prestonn:
Gracias

INGREDIENTS
●Salt
●Ground black pepper
●Onions finely chopped
●Chopped  garlic
●Butter
●Sprite
●Seafood broth
●Hot sauce
●Brown sugar
●Paprika
●Cajun seasoning


☆Mussels
☆Shrimps
☆Squid
☆Scampi
☆Prawns
☆Potatoes
☆Corn

Thank you papi.
Will try your mix minus sprite and brown sugar.
Gracia!

GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Pounded yam with remaining ogbono and efo riro.

I'm coming...pls keep small for me.

Exodus15v11:
Pounded yam et Egusi (w/ tripes + goat)

Did you and GboyegaD plan the deal with pounded yam ? Keep small for me.

Well done.

StudentsNG:
Who told you it takes 20yrs to get a house abroad?

It takes more years to pay off mortgage.

Unless you buy a home with cash paid down right away. Most mortgage - 30years but you can pay off early if you have big chunk of money to pay.

All of them in small amounts minus the catfish unless if the cat fish is wild and not farmed.

GboyegaD:
It is well. Hopefully, they do well enough in their studies in Nigeria to finish High School and were of good behavior while in Germany. They may be able to secure funding for their undergraduate studies in Germany.

I hope they do well too.

How can they secure funding to go study in the same country that deported them ?

frugal:
Where did the big breast come from?

Pregnancy, breast feeding babies and weight gain.

MrAbufayed:
Evil minded soul,thats who you are is there anything wrong in them rewarding her labour of love over the years with support for her business by allowing her stay till December.Entitlement mentality break your big head there

Yes, that's entitlement mentality.

If he quit working for them, he must move out. The business owner would need the place for her replacement. Next time make sure everything is set before resigning.

Let me carry chair come.

Gasa84:
Hi dear all I know is that it was at the frontal lobe

. Oh well.

Find your way out. You are not wanted.

You will regret if you marry him - big mistake.

Marriage is not a must.

Prestonn, well done papi.

Please list the names (ingredients) you use for your sea food boil/bowl.

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Seafood Boil. Finger Licking

Have a great day everyone ♥️

Desanta:
Most teaching hospital and some private hospital can insert a pacemaker. The price varies from hospital to hospital and. It should cost several hundred of thousand Naira., depending on your location.

Thanks!

Kobojunkie:
LOL... Nigerians ehn!

The Nigerian economy has not been in good shape for at least over 40 years straight. For 40 straight years, the economy has remained in consistently bad shape and poverty levels risen over that period as a result. So what do you mean when you say you never envisaged the economy would be this degraded?

40 straight years!! yet they're doing "I born pass you or I shagfull* pass you.
What a joke of a country!

Tinubu wife should create a platform to bring more awareness for family planning, give out free condoms etc

This is the time for everyone to start having one or two kids. Unless you are wealthy in Nigeria, don't have 3 or more kids.

Use condoms!
Learn to calculate your safe periods.
Stop my money your money.
Adopt our money and both husband and wifey work together.
Stop spending on side women. Bring your paycheck home.