₦airaland Forum

Kirchoffs:
Lemme tell the full story , on the 3rd of April I have received a credit alert of #496300 ,and i didn’t notice it until 6th of April and that’s because I don’t use SMS alert. Honestly I wasn’t expecting any amount of money to come to me, and the name of the sender isn’t someone I know.

I waited for the money to be reversed or for the banks to contact me concerning the money , but no one has done that for the past 2months now. I haven’t touched the money either . I just want to know if I should return the full money ??

Advice needed please

Lol one yahoo guy from Benin send you text say you’ve been credited lol

Polynek:
Good evening all !!!
Please read, it won't be long.
First, I don't believe in "village people" slang but considering what is happening to my elder brother am beginning to have a rethink.
He is a welder and He is very popular and hv alot of customers, last year August he got a contract worth of #200,000 but He miscalculated the amount for materials and it backfired, I borrowed Him 50k to complete the work.
Now yesterday evening His wife called me, telling me that my brother is currently in a police station, She said one of His customers who is an Army officer came to our house and arrest Him because He haven't started the work which He paid Him #150k since 2months ago, I asked Her what happened she said she has no idea of the work. And she told me that all this happening to Him is not ordinary, that our village people are very bad, I told her I don't think so, but right now am thinking she might be making sense somehow.
Am planning to go to the police station tommorow to Hear His own side of the story.

Please friends do you think this is village people something or normal human error? Because am very sad now.
Thanks, your opinion is welcomed
Mr, Lalasticlala pls help to get more audience

No be everything be village people but do t rule that out too
I make lot of silly mistakes and blame it on village people but there are some that are plain village people
This one is from human error

Sicilyjoe:
Oga how much is 230 pounds to naira ?

Lol Oga use oanda rate not black market rate, that’s like 124k so rest

Larrykaysail:
but phone is cheaper in Nigeria , and u will see unlocked here

How is phone cheaper here
My friend bought used Xr for 230pounds there
Used Xr in Naija is 150/160

Realteeyee123:
A friend is selling this thinking of buying it he said 160k iphone Xsmax

Should I go for it?

it’s nice
Give me your friend number

Here to read lies

YourBestWriter:
When a 29 years old man and an 17 years old girl fell in love with each other, please, is it child abuse?

NB: she will be 18 next month.

Lol na still same thing, this is grooming, disgusting shii..

How you go groom girl like that.. you go don tell am your sexual fantasies and so on.. you just want to eat fresh fruit, look for your mate agbaya

ukaface:
Ogaaaaaaaaaa
How you take know when she go dey her period?
Linus ejike

Lol the guy just Dey lie anyhow
Did so many hardwork to write well put paragraphs, come dey lie anyhow

Cogs:
Hi NL Family,

There is a little issue that is about to befall me.
And I need help. Kindly advise me.

There is this girl I met in School in 2017. She is beautiful as crazy, that kinda girl whose body sharp could make you sing hallelujah if you are an adonitologist.

In school then, she wanted us to date but I had a girlfriend, so it didn't work. We just remained friends.

After school, I was single, but not ready to mingle. We got talking again and she asked me out. Since I wanted to focus, I declined, and then, there was another time and I declined.

She called me one day and was offended by how I have rejected her love for the years and made her feel like shit. Every opportunity she created for us to meet, I happen to be busy. She was sad and started to ignore me.

She is a very smart lady, enterprising and creative. She is doing well for herself and so am I, and to crown it all she is crazily beautiful and from her words, she said she's a virgin.

Omo, I have imagined moments with her in bed, but, I decided to keep the devil away from my mind.

I visited her at her house late last year (she stay alone in a self-sponsored 2 bedroom apartment) somewhere outside Lagos. I was impressed.

I spent 3 days with her, I timed my visit carefully to when she was on her period so there will not be any errors. We just vibe, chilled, hanged out and I came back to my house.

We stopped talking for a while as she started to act funny. I moved on and she also moved on.

A few days ago, I saw her missed calls, but I didn't call back. Today I saw her text, she is coming to Lagos and she wanted to ask if she could stay over at my place.

She is a friend, we have had situation-ships, we admire ourselves, things just kept us apart.

Now, I don't know what to answer her.

PS: I am an adonitologist: I have madd cravings for ladies with big stuffs, you get. And this lady is a goddess.

Guys, please advise.

Lol you sat down to craft plenty lies, Oga i hail oo
You even put plenty paragraphs

You try

Lol you go fall down last last

Astrokid911:
Hmmmm, I no dey always comment o Sha today I go post
I'm 5 ft 9,( ajebutter barrack boy) fair and since from small na him Dem dey call me fine boy, well to cut the long story short I met a girl in school she stays not too far from my apartment,so we became friends after weeks we started dating,not too long I was introduced to her younger sister although no sparks at first we were always together as she became my friend I broke up with the elder sis months after dating not because of the younger sis o but because our differences was too much ,a year letter the younger sis and I grew so found of each other so I asked her out she rejected but accepted one day ,I got confronted by the elder sis Sha I pleaded with her not to stop our affairs she agreed,but now omoh the girl no one see me for eyes she dey vex with the younger sis anyhow I don't know what's happening she wouldn't even greet me and now she's trying her best to keep us apart what should I do ?

All this small pikin ehn

To dey come Nairaland come sef dey tire me
You are not dating the elder sis again, does she feed you? Why should you give a shii about what she's doing except you want to do et torchlite both of them, if not e no go bother you

Lol una dey while me

I do see this at iju ishaga
Chai
Sonirs just wasting now or what?

Come buy my laptop oo
Hp
Anyone interested

Coolcube:
I waited outside.

Hop you were answered on time

SPARKAMANI:
lol i am only kidding. Just that the wait is so looooong.

lol you ehn congrats boss
It’s too long I swear
Let’s wait
Can I book premium for 1:30 afternoon

SPARKAMANI:
NO. I am losing my mind.

Haa that’s crazzzyyy man Omo what’s wrong?

Coolcube:
Please I have a biometrics capturing at TLS Ikeja by 12 noon on Monday. I booked Premium Lounge. Will I still have to que outside because this is my first time doing this?

I will appreciate responses.

hello how was your experience? Did you queue outside?

SPARKAMANI:
you are not alone. Some of us even applied before that 26th. Lets just hope and pray. Also have you sent a paid mail.

hello have you gotten the visa now?

Mercymabonx:
Me and my husband did our biometric for Uk visa at ikeja,since 26th of April…application still at dmc,have any one gotten for 26th of apy

have you gotten your visa now?

It’s well holiday too much
Next week hopefully

2023overandout:
.................................
The are two types of "Cabals" in charge of Nigeria.

I'd like two call them by two names.

1) Institutional Cabals(life time)

2) Incumbent Cabals ( Duration of the Presidency).


Now one the first list, you have Individuals and the set of '66

Ibb
Obj
Abdulsalam
D.mark
Ty Danj
And some more. They are just the visible ones.



Kindly note, that there are also some Senior foreign Cabal members, these Aristocrats, mostly from England and America are the handler of the Nigerian Cabal.

These White masters control the likes of Ibb, Obj and the rest. Now you understand why people say Obj is a C*A boy.



.....................
2) Incumbent Cabals, these are the Presidents men and members of the kitchen cabinet. They wield powers too.
Mamman Daura and the rest.

I hope I was able to succinctly answer your question.


Now here's mine, the 2023 elections are between numbers 1& 2.
Number 1 has settled for Atiku, who's number to going to settle for?

Very apt and straightforward
You carry sense
Thanks

Number 2?? We wait and see

casppyjay:
or weda e still dey bend down piss as a true muslim?

Omo weyrey

Abeg I keep hearing cabals are the one ruling Nigeria, abeg who are they?

Lol

Dem Go soon query him gender now

Anobella:
Sweet sensation alagomeji

Ok Omo no be small thing

Anobella:
Yes now

Whenever I remember I laugh at myself For nut putting myself first

The place where the guy came to pick her is true or added jara?

Anobella:
Ther was a time I met this girl while I was still growing mayowa. She's beautiful wonderful everything and I was like yes I Dan c girlfriend then .. I never knew I was about to behead my self... I was earning very little then and black Berry phones was every girls dream then.. she misplaced her phone then I bought her a curve 4 then 42k while I was using a curve 2 .

I attended her church we became friends and started dating .. one funny day I took this girl out to a restaurant then we had food � smiled and chatted for a while . Her phone rang she picked it up and told d guy to come over to pick her up at the restaurant. She told d guy she was alone I felt like crying then that was my mumu me.

He got to the restaurant picked her up and zoomed off I was mad at myself cus she used the phone I bought for her to call another guy that was when I knew I was dating myself
For 3 months I wasn't feeling good . I keep laughing at myself when I remember this.

Please is this real? Cause Omo it’s somehow oo haaaa

I’m an introvert by situation

I want to go out but then It’s well oo

InfinityFabric:
I am something, the heavier I get the more easy it is to pick me up. What am I ?
Get this right and get a prize.

Orobo