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Does anyone here know if things are actually cheap in mandilas and if you have any contact there?

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Does anyone here know if things are actually cheap in mandilas and if you have any contact there?

Does anyone here know if things are actually cheap in mandilas and if you have any contact there?

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cushxene:
So I had this crush in this my compound. ..
This girl fine ooo. .. As in because of this
girl I
went to buy all these love messages book,
the girl wan run me mad..... I was sha
toasting this girl, she no gree ooo, she said
she's concerned about her future for now
that if I can wait a bit longer for her, it might
work out. ...
Shebi make I wait ni??. ...
Patapata in 2 years time she go gree...
My people you know she told me to wait
and I
waited.... 2 years pass again, I ask her.... She
say, awwwwn, I'm sorry I have a
boyfriend ... Ahh ... But babe you
told me to
wait... I didn't tell you to wait, I said I wasn't
ready and besides I've found someone
who's best for me. .....
Ehn Ehn.... We go shall
see..... Okay let's see how you want to enjoy
the
relationship na, shebi you craze for head
ni.... Devil will scatter Una table for
me....
The guy moved in with the
girl ... They started living couples life.... I can't
take this anymore
... In my compound... Ahh I need to teach this
guy a lesson.... They have started calling
themselves Romeo and Juliet.... My own
future wife. .. in Our compound,
People don't have sense ooo.... There was a
day I barged into their
room, I was looking for my broom... I
swear... Both of them were lying naked on
the bed
..... That was when I knew water don pass
garri..... I sha forget the girl.... But you see
that
lesson I must teach them, the girl must
know that.... You don't tell someone to wait
for
you when you won't date them ..
They're even
bathing together.
... That was where I started hating their
destiny....
Bath together awòn werey meji. ..
In which bathroom ... Some people are
foolish.... Couples shower is meant for rich
people not foolish students bathing
together
inside BALUWE..(bathroom) ..
Awon werey
Wait... How will they even do it?.... Cos our
bathroom is outside with a very green and
muddy ground...... All these BALUWE
(bathroom) made of
roofing sheet... As in some girls are cheap....
Baluwe!! Baluwe!!!.... Kemi is cheap..... .
There was a day I went to peep through
one small hole to see how romantic their
bath is.. ...I don't even know how I got
there,
seriously I just met myself there. .... if you
see the
radarada (nonsense) they're doing inside
the bathroom.... Idiot ní awon eleyi sha (all
these ones are idiot) they were using the
same sponge, husband will scrub wife's
back first... Wife will scrub husband's back,
after that they'll now throw water up, two
of them will now hug themselves, the water
will now fall on their body .... Shay you
see that
the two of them are not normal...
To cut the long story short i sha went to get
one leaf, they call it werepe (itchy leaf) .... Me
that's
wicked. ... I was sha grinding it on
a grinding
stone..... The stupid guy see me ooo, he say
bros you wan do vegetable, mtchwww I no
answer am....
You that I'm grinding your destiny ....
You snatch
my girl & you think say i go leave you....
One sunny afternoon, they put
water in the bathroom.... They want to have
their bath
together again.... Awwwn you have
forgotten our sponge inside.... The two of
them waka like mumu go carry sponge
again. ...
Awon oponu... Issssh where's my werepe
recipe, I
don grind am wella (omo i suppose collect
Award for grinding ooo, con see the way i
grind am, e smooth die)...... I put am for their
water.... I sat somewhere watching as they
enter bathroom.... As they carry the water
put for body.... Come and see race and craze
at the same time
everybody run after them, me self join...
... E
bami mí mú won ooo (help me catch them
ooo)
romeo and Juliet ti ya were (romeo and
Juliet have run mad) they were sha able to
catch the girl.... The boy ran interstates....
Who cares.... They wanted to carry the girl to
the hospital, cos her body was itching her
seriously I said NO..... Bring am come here, I
put plenty palm oil for her body with some
chantings.. ..
You no fit understand, she slept
off...... When she woke up (in my room) and
saw me beside her, she hugged me and said
I love you.... Iro ni ooo (its a lie
ooo).... Say
God that you love me.... She said God
walahi..... It's good to be wicked....

vonlogon:
If you are buying lots of things, you can head out to Mandilas, if you save 1,5 or 2k per item, on 20 items, your journey should be worth it.
All the best

Thanks boss, do you have any contact there? Heard it’s risky to go without knowing anyone

vonlogon:
Not exactly cheaper, but you'll get to choose from a vast option. If you e made up your mind on what you want, I'll advise you buy from your neighborhood boutique,

I mean I want to buy lot of things, but at the neighborhood
It’s looking so so expensive

ahnie:
I cannot say things are cheaper for now...but some couple of years back when I dealt in fashion footwears things were happily cheaper then.



Why not give main market onitsha a shot?

from lag to onitsha?

Hello guys I want to know this, please are things really that cheap in mandilas? Like clothes, shoes and so on

janda1:
Do you have millions in your account
If yes

Then hide the girl till she give birth and she can give an excuse she wants to do something in school and that would make her leave her parents house and give birth successful without her parents to know

In the future the parents would be happy when they see there grand children even if they are angry that she gave birth out of wedlock but the joy of them holding the child or seeing the child would change there mind when the child start disturbing or scattering the whole house with his or toy or calling them grandpa and grandma

The word grandpa and grandma is a joy on is own

If you have money hide her till she give birth by finding a reasonable excuse for her to leave her parents house so that they won't notice

Please remember this don't abort
If you abort God and the host of heaven will purnish you because you are causing danger to the lady

If she die what would you say to that

Which kind useless advice be this new222 please don’t kidnap someone child oo abeg

Omo God oo
Don’t put me in this kind of soup ooo

Wow a lot of things to go through here..

Boss you are at a point where you don’t have to choose what you’ll do o, if it’s to polish and sew polish and sew and use it to gain experience and learn how to make shoe not shoe mending..

If you like the photography go and learn, but I’ll advice you go for shoe making, it’s not bad

God be with you

Lol but you didn’t see where people lambasted him

babaYIBO:
She’s above 20

Hangout again and lodge if you want intimacy, if you are looking at just normal visit, then let her come visit and stay in the living room na abi? If she’s scared then she never know wetin she want for this life.. you are probably not it for her.. use this Info anyhow you want

babaYIBO:
I have these girl I’ve been dating for about 4 months now. We are so into eachother and I feel she’s starting to fall in love with me. Since we have been dating, we mostly hangout, and whenever we hangout as such, we get to kiss a lot and romance ourselves. But she was not ready for sex until i notice that she’s starting to crave for one from me.

So for the first time, she’s asking that she comes to my house.

here’s where the problem lies:


I don’t know the kind of perception she has about me, but I’m sure she rates me a lot and probably thinks I’m from a rich home kind of, maybe due to how I furnished my room and the pictures of my room that’s she’s used to seeing. Whereas, I’m in my parent house and she knows this. And I have some of my siblings around, especially my older sisters. This girl’s such a young girl and she’s one hell of a shy girl. She’s made it clear countless times that she’s not ready to meet my sister and my mum for now. And although my mum is not around, my sisters are always around.

She’s already planing to come tomorrow and I don’t wanna tell her my sisters would be around so to not scare her off.

And if I do the other way round, and she comes in contact with them, I feel that will even piss get off the most.

What can I do?

Wait small as in underage?

Colephbreed:
Hello guys good day hope y'all are doing great.

Am writing this with so much grief in my heart as I feel depressed, sometimes love can come with somuch pains and joy at same time.

So recently I agreed with my fiance to relocate to a different city since she got a job over there, we agreed a scheduled time we wil have to see each other within a specific period of time. This is someone we share everything in common the love was great, she's an awesome soul to be sincere.

I got so much attached to her, that it made me felt lonely and empty when she left, due to that reason I always want to call and check up frequently, This has been going on For about 4 weeks consistently, the first red flag I noticed was that she asked me not to be calling her frequently that sometimes it's not really cool with her, I respected that fact and reduced the way I call but I was beginning to loose the trust I had for her.

She goes out with her friend frequently and they love partying, even when I consistently warn her about the late nights they keep most times in clubs and partying she keeps telling me she's not a kid and she can handle things herself. Lately the relationship have been filled with lots of argument, misunderstanding, and the trust is beginning to reduce drastically.

Yesterday she uploaded a nasty picture as her display pics on WhatsApp, she was just putting on a top without bra, though she's busty and all that, I asked her take it down and upload something more appealing and decent that am not comfortable with such pics, she began to rant and start saying all manner of things like it's her privacy,her phone, her body,and she decides what to do with it, am an African man and I don't welcome this woke mentality of women nowadays, feeling they need to be half naked to feel sexy I can't cope with such indecent dressing, I told her am not trying to tell her what to do but atleast you should respect my opinion sometimes, I got angry and sent her a very long message about my displeasure. since then she has refused to pick my calls nor reply my messages.

She tried calling earlier today but I didn't pick, I couldn't sleep through out the night the whole drama was just playing in my Head.

Guys is this enough reason to call of a relationship or are my just being too self centered? have actually made up my mind just need to hear from different and more matured people in the house.
Thanks for reading and enjoy the rest of your day.

Una no fit simple

How much do they pay these teachers sef

care4you:
We are talking about a finished country and all your stupid brain could think of sex sex sex...


Pervert!

...

Shut up
Did they stop you from talking about it

Was she the one that took the flag before as president

Ekejoestar:
It could be as a result of FGM.

Though she may have been Genitally Mutilated and that could be a great factor to determine how she will enjoy sex but aside from it, it's either she has never enjoyed sex with you and you are not hitting her right, giver her head or buy intimacy gadgets like vibrator so as to spice things up in the bedroom

I hope you guys have a deep emotional connection and did you guys dated before marriage and was sex involved in the dating phase?

My GF sent me this message as a testament of how good I ram her.

Na 2 years old you Dey lash

It’s so bad now

Monah4billion:
Guday ladies & Gent , pls I have an ordeal. I saw this particular lady during church service Feb this year & she was busy stealing glances at me several times, fast forward to last month she came & sat close to me even though enough seats where still vacant inside the church . Last week I saw her with a guy, and i approached her after she was done talking to him. I asked for her name & her batch ( coz we are both Corp members ) she responded well and even asked me if there was any problem of which I said No. Yesterday I saw her and I called her she didn't even answer me & while I saw her coming back her stopped her & she asked me why I was following her . The truth is am kinda shy person at the initial stage of talking-to a lady but right now am confused as I don't know if she's only playing hard to get or she not interested in talking to me.

Hmm it’s two ways, it’s either she doesn’t find you attractive enough or she’s just not interested in talking to a stranger, even me see if anyone is following me and asking me question anyhow I fit slap the person.

Stop following ladies, it's weird.. Try to talk to her when she's sitting down or something..


In this case let her go for your mental health.

Note: she's not stealing glances at you, she's wondering why you are looking at her..

ChibuifemChelse:
I was in relationship with an Indian girl in Lekki, and things had been very rocky from the start, and few months ago she cheated on me and that got me suicidal, but things are back to being good now, I also reconnected with her and I have forgave her and we dating again, and I understand now that it was my fault that she cheated, I was not fulfilling her wishes. We talked about things we want from this relationship openly and that helped me very much. She complained that she was not getting good treatment and treats from me, and that devalued her, so I have taken up a night shift to get some extra money for my princess, and I also met with her family as I insisted that she can't hide me anymore if we continue this. Her family is surprisingly not racist as I was prepared for the worst, but her father was very critical of my part time jobs.

One more thing I encountered that they keep mentioning that I am light skin compared to the rest, that felt like backhanded to me but I also thank most high for this. I have plan to propose to her in December, hopefully I would make her my wife, and I am most thankful to my pastor who encouraged me talk and find the closure instead of being suicidal.

She had cheated on me with my own best friend, so we are doing trust building every Saturday in my church though she is not Christian, she did not complain, and for trust building we are staying in my house on Saturday and Sunday, and we have decided to not be physical till we are mentally prepared.

Lol trust building
You be engineer na

Trust me accomodation first

donaldking10:
According to her, she said they are family friends & the guys mum invited her over.
Said she slept in the visitor's room, but found herself completely naked the next morning.

Lol the guys mum invited her over and she hook she found herself naked lol abeg na

successmatters:
No, it was an amotekun attack as usual, fulanis don't kill people.

get sense na baba

Cogs:
Thank you for admitting my writing skills.
You legit

you try but na lie you cook

okoroemeka:
what lies?if I tell you what I went through from primary 4 to js 2 in the hands of our househelps,aunties, cousins, neighbours,etc,you will be amazed,the fact is that rape is even better compared to been forced with a cane to suck the smelly pussy of a 40 yr old aunty while you are still 9-10 yrs old,do know the taste of your tears mixed with pussy juice?do you know the feeling of been used like a sex doll?or having your small scrotum sucked by old aunties till they look like puff puff,what about the cousin that I thought will respect the santity of blood but it was her that was the worst sadist,forcing me to bite her nipples and pussy as hard as I can like Dracula or is it our family friend that nearly asphyxiated me with her massive hips,were will I start or end.
I pity those that doubt if such things are possible they are naive,look beyond the pretty cutely cuddley facade of women and you will see things that may make you doubt your sanity.

Only you house help, aunties, neighbors cousins han han e rora ma paro
Dey lie small small baba

immortalmortal:
Yes i once invited a girl over. Twas the first time we were gonna bleep. We stsrted with fore play and when twas time to get down, i brought out a condom and she friwned and she she doesnt want us to use a condom. Said it gives her some kinda reactions. I said i win't bleep raw. So she settled with giving me head. Her head game is mind blowing, very glorious. Before i knew what was happening she sat on it and started grinding. I had to push her off, took a while though cause she's kinda heavy. She started begging that it has entered already and we should continue. My people, no be rape be that?

Lol before you knew it, she just sat on it like say you no sabi lol baba nla oo

Kirchoffs:
This one is not yahoo boy matter

So you get free 430 hmm ok oo
Go report yourself shaoo

tradepunter:
I swear nu fresh fruit dy Hungry am.... I don't blame him sha cuz the older girls in naija behave like they have mental problem...

The point I knew naija girls don't mind their age is in the area of runs...

Guy na 18 and above dy into this runs pass oooo.... Am shocked to my bone, but when you dig in deep you realize the system failed them...

No jamb. No money to go to study. Acquiring skills is mostly boring to some of them... Therefore clitocurrency is the only way..

And Yahoo boys have opened the way..

Got some Yahoo guys on my Street they kinda late 20s to early 30s.. nah under 23 girls dy visit them steady

Come Lagos and see 19, 20 years old girls with iphones

You’ve said all the truth, u23s now no wan learn anything, hk up easy money, yahoo Boiz sponsor their lifestyle

Old ladies sef them no get sense
Infact everything just Dey