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Zonefree:
The earlier you realize no Nigerian girl worth all these stress, the better for your sanity.

Lykman042 the earlier you take this advice above,?the better for you

Why should you stress over woman, if she guvea you non-sense vibe, lash her and go your way

Omo make una dey get sense an

It means you have failed as a man, as a matter of fact if she goes out with her fellow women too on a date, they might be lashing too, no one is safe

Lexkenny99:
2018

Younglings lol
Make sense boss

Totomechanic:
She wasn't even a V? Dayummn... Where person fii see V for naija bayii keh? ... Even the school where I do aginbaniro, 12 years old jss2 gehs dey knack steady..na that weyrey security nigga dey chao them.. insy life

I use to wonder what they see in those security guys body oo

Lexkenny99:
Inside d toilet at a hotel when I And my classmates went to party hard after our just concluded waec exams... Chaii I CAN NEVER FORGET, I LASH THE CUTE BABE BACK TO BACK, she was my very close seat mate then, pricilla baby, I Dey miss u gaan

When was this? Which year

guobe:
The guy is presently at the hospital with the kid of about 3 years old as the kid is not feeling too fine and crying profusely.The guy looks confused as he came with his mother with his oyibo face cap and ear piece.Guy man don humble.

Omo which kind language be this

When Ajayi crowther translate Bible to yoruba nko

Tonnierichy:
Do you even know the full meaning of introvert?

No, I don’t.

KiNg0G:
Have been clubing since I was 16 and now that am an adult it getting more worst.. Wednesday day I club, Saturday you find me there... Sunday it's confirmed. This has really eaten my finances deeply been a night walker I can't just help myself. I tried several times buying same drinks I buy in the club outside at a cheaper rate, vsop and the rest and keep them in my fridge just to keep me indoor during weekends like this..no way as soon as it gets dark the urge to go mingle around with different new faces, pick new figure 8 and probably get to meet new baller's in town always wins. This is an habit I really want to let go, please clubbers how can I go about it?

Seun
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Pocohontas
Candidlady
Ginaz

Very soon y go broke and your stop, dem no Dey tell person

Haha omo story plenty

Agric lecture theatre oau fingering babe, receiving head at health sciEnces afte small reading, catching person ’s hand under babe sweater pressing breast lol e plenty

Those days done go

Lol fake story mtchew
Nairaland boys

bbyby01:
I have a girlfriend whom I was planning on settling down with next year. She has gone through my phone on several occasions and seen my chats with other girls and we have fought and settled over it. Recently she visited and saw something similar. So she went back and had sex with a colleague who had been toasting her. She started acting funny since then because of guilt and I quizzed her into confessing. Now I have broken up with her. I can not marry a girl who would do something like that.
I am so heartbroken right now. This girl was so loyal, I built my world around her. She has been crying and begging me.
Please guys. I need your input on this.

You are a wicked person, you belittled the poor girl turned her to be bad person and you are here whining and heartbroken, you no go heal

Them serve you with same dish you serve person you are claiming choice, you cannot be with blah blah like that

I blame her for crying and not dumping your sad A$$

oilykid:

does this justify anything

Can this be real

Meself:
She is a born catholic

Let her join sisterhood

Asquare84:
A university graduate typed this episode with alot of uncoordinated sentence.

You left the whole discussion and focused on uncoordinated sentences, Omo you be moomoo oo
Very uncoordinated one at that.

Cypress042:
Who am i to tell people how to live their lives, i was just suggesting he'd do something meaning with his time
Abegi comot for my mention Mr.

And you that guy e been doing so thing meaningful, where are you? Mtchew

Demigod22:
From your write up, it is obvious your teachers have failed in their duty since you don't read books nor learn from the internet. Must I do it before I know it is done, didn't I go to school and have friends do it?

You even have the temerity to call me dullard with your quota Aba made brain.

Haha Sule e say na you don’t have the temerity, Oga you are a dullard.. you don’t have to facility for saying how it’s done if you’ve not done it, try to grasp that and basking in the nonsense euphoria of learning from the internet. Na una Dey live all your life on the internet. Internet dictates their life.. with you brain that’s patches together with Ladipo spare parts, ode.

E say na my friends do it.. Aboki

Demigod22:
OP, for once disappoint your village people and be useful to yourself. People are running away from sex and you are celebrating your greatest life achievement by this time.

If you have been on street or tertiary institution before, you will know that sex is very common. Girls can fvck you for being intelligent, rich, spiritual, bad guy, handsome, there will always be a reason to have sex. So sex is not new.

Maybe because I have not done it before, but I can assure you that there's nothing to celebrate about it, maybe let me wait till my wedding night to confirm because that's when I will lose my virginity.

Nobody ask you for story baba mi..

You’ve not done it so how will you know if it’s to be celebrated or not?

You don’t know how to get it, how do you know it can be gotten anyhow at tertiary institutions? Omo nl just fill with duIIards everywhere

Cypress042:
Do something meaningful with your life, fucking isn't an achievement to boast of of.

you that you’ve been doing something your whole life? Where have that lead you? No one knows you? No one knows who you are? We’ve not seen you on Forbes list.

You are telling people how to live their lives... lol

Abegi comot body

Ammishaddai:
Nice one. Shebi all these worthless hungry girls like rolling with the rich bad guys because they thought the good guys were broke , boring and quiet . Now see where it has led to. All the suya ,recharge cards, 150k allowance ,and Brazilian hair all led to this painful exit. Anyway, RIP to dead

One thread of sense you no get

bigjackass:
go ahead. You will get many nice things to select

Thanks boss

vonlogon:
Risky is an overated word in this context. It's a market place, people will be everywhere trying to cajole you into buying what they have for sale, just stay focused until you get what you want then leave. I don't have any contact there. All the best

wow it’s well
I appreciate

bigjackass:
don't bother yourself going there if you only want to pick one or two things

Why will one go to mandilas to buy one or two?

I’m buying cloth, shoes, trousers..

Is it worth it?

Truvelisback:
This guy wey i dey talk so na shooter. Abi na big ass ones nai u meet pass? Na guy wey dey always play me scores how the match go.

Lol I no Dey argue
If na shooter or not
I meet small ass big ass medium ass all of them
They all differ

But sweetes of them all na smallie

spiritualmubi:
My Dad is insisting I should learn shoe repair, cos it can be learnt at a short period of time and make small changes with it, he believes that I am underating the work and too proud.

Please oo
Don’t stop at shoe repair
Learn the making
How much will repair fetch you

Meself:
If at 50 a woman is not married is there.any hope for her? How do u encourage such person?

Let her just go to catholic

Truvelisback:
Good day fellas, Last year, a Copper friend told me something that keeps me wondering. He sleeps with ladies alot but he uses CD. He has a real Gf/fiancee he intends to marry but decided to keep himself fit with other ladies because he was serving in another state far away from his real Gf/fiancee. Na my Gee, so he doesn't hide his stuff from me. He said ladies that are slim or that have small or flat asses are wide down there unlike ladies with big asses. Is it true? I'm a virgin, so i don't know what's up. There is a lady giving me a green light but her ass is small or somehow flat. When i saw this lady, the word of my Copper friend just sink into my head.

From my experience with over 30babes I lash during my copper years
Big ass or small yansh isn’t a precursor to wide or tiny stuff
E get one 400 medical student wey I lash, so tiny but her thing was so tight, I was the second to enter her and was so sweet sweetest ever

Andre get one 100level student weybi lash thing too but the thing was wide open but still sweet

E still get one 300l again wey I enter again biggest ass Omo Bayelsa, her thing was wide buy short, maybe an the a$$ Dey prevent me from entering finish sha

But all the same
Flat or big, tightness differs

No be to get big yansh like weyrey anyhow be the koko,
See face fine
Boobs fine, yansh set, she still sabi shake am

Complete babe
If you see anything special e no mean, rest
We like am like that