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The TL is hostile today
I don’t need such hostile environment for my mental health..
Very soon they’ll start tribal war
Na yoruba do this and that
Na Igbo dem hate
Na Fulani be this
Mtchew abeg make I off my data

BabaIbo:
Wey-rey, you no get talk abeg.

Gerraout joor!

No fit Dey waste my time on top retardss
So because I be yoruba man, as I drive enter any yoruba land I go sabi the road, because if your driver na Igbo as he enter that side you were, how would know all the terrain mtchew
Tribalistic big0tttttttttt

BabaIbo:
You be suegbe.

If you dey drive for your terrain and arm robbers dey pursue you, shey e no different from when you dey drive for unknown area wey be say na people wey you dey drive dey give you direction.
The probability of escaping is high in the first case than in the second because youways know your way out.

Otondo, why be say people dey escape wella when security agents burst their hoods even when there is total enveloping of the area?

You be dopemu

Lol in the next ten years una go come again with Putin wanted to visit Biafra

otipoju:
Mine was not caught per se. It was a very rude interruption.

Someone neighbourhood gossips had informed the girls father that i wanted to destroy her daughters life with constant activity. They gave him the map to my room. When the girl come that evening, dem go tell the man sey she don dey inside.

Na so the man come burst us while we were in the middle of the game.

Banging on the locked door, as we quickly adjusted. I cant give the details of the adjustmet. But the whole neighborhood gather for our house that day.

Las las we settle everything but i collect nickname that day. " ina njo ogiri osa". My street cred went up a thousand notches after that day.

E be like one guy in my area, specializes in grooming smallies fresh out of school, and it's the girls that goes to his room by themselves oo.. They caught him the first time.. He left that girl and after like 2 years, started another one again, this time na police dem use carry am..

donaldking10:
my ex-girlfriend almost caught me back then in my lodge.
but as a sharp guy i was able to use lie to cover-up everything.
any relationship without lies doesn't last.
girls just enjoy being lied to.

This here us basic truth, lie small to save the shii
Which lie you come give your babe?

donaldking10:
I'm not disputing the fact that's not his real ago oo, but my dad is almost 80 years, yet he looks younger and more healthy than a billionaire like tinubu.
How many billionaires all over the world at the same young age with him look that frail, sickly and old?.
That alone should tell you there's a problem somewhere.
Please we don't need another sick vegetable in Aso-Rock who would be going abroad on medical leave every 2 months.
We need vibrant and intellectually sound young men like Osibanjo, Jonathan or Peter Obi.
We should forget about tribe or party politics & do what's best for our darling nation Nigeria.

If you mention Jonathan here again if I giveyou better blow
Mtchew

Wike for President
All other people dey waste time

Demigod22:
The threat was becoming too much and scary so a coursemate and friend of mine informed his cousin, his cousin was furious. He took some people to visit my oppressor, gave him a terrible beaten of his life and the guy started calling me boss since then.

The relationship was one of the best relationship I ever had in school. The girl so much love me, but I have to choose my life over woman.

Omo

oluwatisesunday:
Pls i need advice on my marriage..we have two children but my wife do complain of my sex life that i stay too long on her and actually i can last over an hour but i cant stay in my marriage without having sex..pls should i devorce or marry another woman

Do the both brother, devorce and marry another woman, infact marry two women too.

Hope I didn’t Give you injury? No come cry give me later say I was too rough oo lol

VOsimhen144:
Edo children, by there voice you shall know them.

You Can never miss them with that voice

:l

ChildOfDoom:
I have tried and tried. God knows. Maybe until I become rich and life gets easy before I change. Or I need to visit a native doctor who will cast a spell on me so that I will always see a bet shop and flee. As it stands, all the deliverance I went for (from priest and pastor) didn't work. I just lost 10k today. Part of which is for customers. Due to my intellect, I will have to forge a lie to delay payment. I keep doing this and then pay with my salary at the end.

Hmm. God save me or I perish. Over seven years now. I work, another enjoy my sweat. Looking tattered and unkempt to work regularly. I trek and eat miserably yet I have money to give to bet9ja virtual. One takes risk with money ordinarily he wouldn't use for feeding.

As you don acknowledge say you get problem e good, but then you just Dey start
You never even start

Even if there’s no will, why will someone in his right mind in this life want to inherit everything because you came first, this thing tire me man
Humans are just wicked

Officiallyme:
Hello guys, met this girl some time around January this year and asked her out and we started dating ever since

So recently, I got to know about her past. Her past was so reckless that it is giving me a second thought about everything, started having s*x at the age of 15 while in secondary school and travelling to see a lot of men whom she claimed was asking after her hand in marriage. This girl has slept with so many guys that it's freaking me out, funny thing is, she's been lying and hiding some things but as a smart guy, I've always had my way around her to tell me the truth.

She told me she did a "mistake" abortion for one of her boyfriends then and just last year December, she had s*x with a married man and she knew very well he was married. These are just few of the stuffs I recently found out about, I know it's all in the past and she claims she's changed and want a real relationship with me but I don't believe at all, she claims to love me so much and cannot do without me and honestly, I love her too but I'm scared this may just change a lot about everything.

I don't know what to do, I'm hurt and disappointed and I don't know what to do now. I just need someone to talk to me, please don't insult me, I just need some pieces of advise.

Thanks

You don’t know how to differentiate between a girl you’ll make your woman and a girl you’ll be lashing
You never grow
Carry your cross bruh

chatinent:
How is this too much?

Their mates in China are already making bots for Messenger, radios and transmitters, moving and flying automobiles and you are here complaining that these simple questions are too much for sb in primary school.

Little wonder, an average SS3 Nigerian student will be misplacing pronouns when there are two nouns, male and female, which are supposed to be modified using their pronouns.... “Nneoma say you should Mike give she book.”

At 4 and 6
Na wa oo

Trending moments the ladies found another roommate of theirs, they are all snakes

BabaIbo:
Not tribalism, everything is not tribalism you d*nce.

Get wisdom please, we were the one giving him direction, unlike an Igbo man that has the probability of knowing the route.

Comot body baba
You are the real dodoy0 here
Any Igbo man will know his way in that situation, people thT know terrain sef Dey collect

RedMac:
My friend, the girl on her part fell sick a day after the incident and this is the reason he's so scared of some spiritual implications on what he did

That’s messed uo

Demigod22:
No, I wasn't a cultist. The guy said he was interested in a lady I was dating and the girl wouldn't accept him because of me. The whole thing was because of woman.

Woman woman and Money na im Dey cause fight pass
Na wa o
Dem for just shoot you? E get as e be o
How did you solve the shii

Herbephe1:
Please can't you comment without displaying your frustration? Your first and second sentences really show who you're! I'm asking on behalf of som1 so ko fucking danu

My sister or brother or whatever the fvck you are bruh, I don’t give a flying fvck who you asking for or what you think I am bruh I no send anybody papa, I go tell you straight, truth is bitter.. go and tell that person he should go and marry another woman or man and live that girl alone and you too you can ko riddance e danu sigbo baba mi

Your friend or you?

Herbephe1:
It'd been a long time I had been searching for a lady to
marry, I'm a hard-working graduate,but recently found a
well-cultured girl who's just given admission (medicine )at a
federal University. I'm planning of marrying this year because
age is no more on my side,as I'm in my early 30. I can't
really ask the girl to forfeit the admission because I know
how precious it's to her and family. She gave me an option
which was to get married this year but wait till she graduates
before giving birth, I'm not comfortable with it and I was
thinking of getting married to her, being a muslim then marry
another girl after a year since she told me she couldn't be a
second wife. Please I really need your pieces of advice.

Firstly your name is very useless because it doesn’t fit you, abefe but na you Dey beg person to marry you
Secondly you never even marry one finish you are thinking of marrying another wife, are they following you ni?
It’s so obvious you are not compatible
It’s not every girl you can marry, just let her go, that one you want to marry as second rife, marry her and be happy
Ko ko fvcking danu jare

jagorinho:
That guy is a certified fool, most of them have been programmed to reason like that from birth...... imagine the effontry

I’m telling
I was just taking Aback

youngking22:
Well it's not like it was before, it's not as strong as my other arm, it's kinda loose.

and you gotta live with it like that? Craziest alle things ar happening

BabaIbo:
It happened once and it was in a Northern state during my NYSC program.

More than four guys cornered me and threatened me with different weapons, I saw axe, knife, matches, but I don't know the rest.

I managed to push the one at the right hand side to block the others and zoomed off, they chased me.
As I was about to turn to another corner facing a busy road which means escape, one guy sitting in front of a building gave me leg and I tripped and fell.

Omoh, them vex stab me for back and leg, while speaking Hausa language which I presumef to mean "Shebi you sabi run?"

I was robbed of my new phone, the earpiece, the cash I had with me.

It happened because I was a corper there and as such I don't know the route and people over there.

Aside that, nobody don obtain me before, even those that tried it in my stated of residence, collected wotowoto.

The other incident was when we were traveling for Christmas enroute east, the armed robbers gave our vehicle(private) hot chase, they caught up with the vehicle because our driver(employed driver) was a Yoruba man, and they robbed us. I was a little boy then.

They caught up with you because the man is yoruba
Lol which kind level of tribalism be this

youngking22:
Was once held by three guy in school campus, all tied up robbed, gun pointed too my head, they used Cutlass and cut my back and left arm. It was not funny, rain fell on me that night I was tied up in the a bush. The pain at my back was unbearable, God I felt useless, after three hours I managed too untie myself. Went to police station with blooded body, almost fallen arm. The police sent me away. At 1am I was just walking barefooted on the road, how I survived I don't know. In all I thank God for life.

Wow how’s your arm now

Hustlerconnect:
I was robbed few weeks ago.
On 11th this month. Here in Abuja wuse 2 by 3 hausa guys with knives
We were 4 in numbers on our to night dinner party
I was the only male in the midst of the 4 people.
While on our way going our car got spoilt ( over heating) by the side of the road we all came down and trying to let it cool off before we add water
. 20mins of waiting 3 armed hausa men just attacked me from behind. Note I was standing alone far from those ladies so i was attacked first. Initially I didn't knew what was happening because they were speaking hausa and one was holding my waist and I was busy pushing him away not until I look up and discovered that he was holding a knife pointing at me to stab me all these girls ran away I was the only one so I was trying my possible best to block myself from the knife trying to hold his hand but he kept swinging it. That's when I pushed him and and started running
they gave me a hot chase I fell down multiple times my phone fell off one of them picked it. I sustained bruises all over my body including dislocation in my upper arm region which I'm still nurturing till date . Have been in a state of depression all these while the trauma and everything keeps ringing in my head. Haven't been able to go to hospital to get myself treated because no enough cash with me again.
I would have been stab to death but I narrowly escaped. It's a miracle that I'm still alive now

So scary man
How do people resort to this? Like just call themselves together to harm someone else
It’s crazzzie

Demigod22:
That day was terrible. The guy actually fired some shots at me but I don't know how I survived it. That evening I was standing with a friend before the shooting started and people were running, the innocent me ran for my dear life.

Two days later, this guy came with some guys and placed guns on my bed and asked me to choose the one they will use for me. That was when he revealed that the previous shooting two days ago was targeted at me. All this intimidation because of woman.

When it comes to issue of gun, my experience in school was terrifying.

You be cultist baba

SmileDance:
the woman was bought like a slave, female children do not inherit property in that tribe

chai so bad

DreamChaser1672:
I bought macbook of almost 200k from Fluxempire and the seller said he didn't want to use escrow too. Still I got my package without delay.

Doesn’t matter, wel I hope you get it

But humanly why will you want to collect a dead man property from his wife and children? Like why will a tribe set up such a useless tradition, it’s barbaric man! Na wa o