₦airaland Forum

1Sharon:
No

K bro
London sitizen

calex9496:
I have always had a fantasy of initiating romance with a lady older than me, am 21, dunno why its happening 2 me bt i have a big crush on mature single ladies or single mothers, i stay at enugu, i dnt have a girlfriend because i dnt fancy those in my age range because they always make the toasting aspect quite hard and prolonged.. I feel that matured ladies ar best both in sex, advice, understanding etc, i hav a crush on some in my area bt am scared to approach them cus am damn too shy.. Any lady in enugu town that needs a friend, sex mate, confidant etc should reach me asap via 07010805651
Am so lonely.. I need some loving from a sweet lady

You see them as easy prey
It’s nonsense
If you can’t find a girl in real life
Opt for online dating
They plenty

Lol Oga
She’s just coming back to you because you are abroad and she sef wan japa

If she’s still intact
You can risk it sha
But if dem don tear am
Free her

But do you want to lie you are not sampling other girls there

Sonnobax15:

How much for Short time for normal hotel wey go make you defy my room with your anyhow fvck.

How many 1500 you wan pay

Dogasas:
I find it disgusting too sha but sometimes we have no choice than to just help out. happens mostly during uni and nysc . for nysc, only a handful of corpers rent their own house, the rest na PPA dey give them and there's no privacy coz you go most likely get PPA, asides that in most cases , lodge wey PPA dey give na mostly faceme I face you and most girls no dey comfortable to dey Bleep inside that kind place.

Just remove your bedsheet, turn the matress upside down and when they're done, you go sundry your matress first . Wash your toilet well with bleach.

Lol we Dey lash babe inside corper lodge that year
No time

Fmlao:
1,2,3

That's the simplest thing, bro

God bless Sheffy for Itoki back in my NYSC days...
I go sleep on rug, he go dey lash babe at night

For midnight around 2am, nigga go wake me up make i come lash d babe, na me own the babe till day break

Serious lashing while Sheffy is snoring.


Run Pussay with no emotions

Haha shey the babe no know ni?

I no understand oo

Rescued or released after ransom

Haha
I’ve caught someone
Pastor John is what we call him, he stays in our hostel, squizzing one girls breast in a reading room, Agric lecture theatre OAU when I was in school, if you know that side in oau, it’s at the extreme end of oau campus.
We were about 5 in that lecture theatre
They sat at the front of the sloppy lecture theatre, so I could see his hands clearly handling breast from under the cardigan.
Two people left and I then pretend to leave also, snuck back and then followed them to the basement of the lecture theater and there they were sucking each other. Na so one weyrey just go come from no where dey play song just scatter film wey I Dey watch.

Second one
One weyrey brought girl enter ETF boys hostel for Night, next we Dey hear na
Gbaga gbaga
Wey hostel full
Omo shame no Dey

She don lose upper weight oo
Come get hips
Chai

Pofgrace:
and u're sure it's the freepod 3 cos the price hasn't change from their official store on jumia and there's no form of promo going on on their website

My bad it’s not freepods3, it’s another make that is 9990 boss

Pofgrace:
16k5

Omo they are doing promo now na, buy at 9900, didn’t you see that?

1Sharon:
31st this month

Alright you try, Sharon
Let’s talk outside nl na, you Open to That?

I no even know
And this girl Dey smell chai

Pofgrace:
I got the freepod 3 yesterday and I'm impressed it fits so well that I was thinking of changing my mind not to give the person I bought it for

How much is it

1Sharon:
Lol say what

When will daylight saving start in uk?

1Sharon:
Yh

Oshey citizen
I see you my Gee, when is daylight savings starting please so I can know how to adjust to my interview time

Has this guy been disqualified

1Sharon:
I've never needed a visa in my life.

But as you asked someone on tier 2 work visa is Okay.

I want to fear before

Are you a citizen of a England?

Wait is Dr Maduka disqualified or not?

1Sharon:
Undocumented

Please what visa are you on oo? Documented

1Sharon:
Likely to be undocumented and they come with Nigerian superstition

Depends
How about a guy on tier 2 work visa, is that a red flag too?

HICb:
I've been going out with her for a year. She's great. But i'm just getting sick of how moody and unstable she can be sometimes.
She gets angry over the smallest thing and will blow it in to huge proportions. Example: I run out of toilet paper. She comes out screaming. I tell her ok I'll go right now and buy some. She starts calling of immature for not having toilet paper apparently. I tell her ok. I'll get some now. She won't stop. I obviously get upset. But don't say anything. She starts saying "I'm gonna go home," I tell her fine. She goes home. Get's mad i didn't stop her. I tell her this is the millionth time you do this. Can't keep running after you everytime you threaten to leave.

Don't know what to do anymore with this girl.
She does have great things about her - She's sweet, Extremely beautiful etc...
But she got out of control emotions that are making me just miss being single again.

What The Hell Do I Do? Should I Just End It.

She actually has a mental disorder, better go and diagnose it first

1Sharon:
Well I don't agree with the car thing but new Nigerian immigrants are a red flag

How are they red flag?

mannatech:
Madness dey some girls body because then think say man keep them for house mean say dey go dey forget their manners anyhow.

A lady really annoyed me this morning.
I had gone to the park to board a taxi back home. The guy who was loading for the driver directed me to the taxi that was loading. An elderly guy sat at the front seat while a lady was seated by the door and she was the only one sitting at the back. Note that the drivers take three passengers at the back.
Immediately I saw how the lady sat at the door- her body language- I decided to enter from the other side but another passenger beat me to it plus I was approaching the taxi from her side to I just decided to enter through there.
The lady rather than shift to the middle came out for me to enter without any form of excuse which I found annoying.
I made my displeasure know to her but she just kept mute as if no be human being dey follow talk. I still repeated myself.this lady just start blowing out like burning charcoal, shouting at the top of her voice that "do I think she is a baby for me to treat her like that".

To make matters worse,the passengers and driver were telling me to not retaliate because na women. Na so we go continue to dey tolerate nonsense. Even na guy, I go still tell am wetin he do no correct.

To tear you slap Dey hungry me

Watimagbo

Or11:
You are not addicted my friend, you are just poor and it's the only food you can afford

Lol it’s like you don’t know how much beans is right

Nonsense
I have no other thing to do than to smash it crooner will draw us back like Ronaldo is drawing man u back, we don’t need him

Abort the damn foetus

I thought he was disqualified

SenecaTheYonger:
y

African* don rule dem out
We Dey talk pure breed