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What and how did it happen? Let it out oo smhart

Iliveforever:
Nothing will happen.. you guys are hypocrites that envy what ipob and Biafrans are doing.

The best you all would’ve done is asking people to sit at home today but because you don’t want it to look like you’re coping it from biafrans, you decided to play the tribal card by asking people to come out to protest.. I hope you guys have enough bail money already??




I dedicate this FTC to every Biafran who has lost their life or loved ones in the struggle,,, GOD IS WITH US

Lol I no fit laugh
Ended with God is with us

Any station showing?

I support
The way they rob in bayelsa ehn
You go dey cry

DhanBaba:
Chai....as I dey sense una reasoning
Pig get mind reason pass you
Nah the day wey pig start to dey clean, you go get chance use your senses better

Point for your insane mind

Read the part the guy said he dey draw Virgina and the girl dey explain how semen dey enter p*ssy

So now wetin d girl want make dem do?

You Dey spell vagina as Virgina
Omo you be ode
No point in arguing with a buffoon

You Dey ment op

Kingpin1000:
He was giving you massage

Abobi read well

DhanBaba:
Read the narrative essay again, and use your brain when reading

Lol
Ode you should use your brain better
What’s the correlation between nurse and practical fir sex, is sex a practice done in nursing
Ode oshi

Kingpin1000:
These homosexuals are becoming brave by the day.
You even get mind open homosexual thread.
You want to see your fellow homosexuals so you can PM them.

Ode you no go read thread Dey yarn nonsense

Mtchew

I was just thinking about my experience with a gay guy some years ago, one fresh igbo dude.. only son of his parents oo.. he’s a colleague of mine, met him and we talked, he’s an effeminate and i tried to accommodate him cause people ofcourse make jest.

I made a mistake of telling my guy say I’m an open book, I am indifferent about homos.. though he didn’t tell me he’s gay yet. that’s how e took it up o..

He comes to my apartment and stays late.. it started from help me treat my legs, it’s paining me, I couldn’t say no cause it’s my line of work.

Na so I finish amd my guy started rubbing my nippus
Haaa ogbeni calm down, I no Dey fear Toto fvck yansh ooo..

I didn’t tell him off harshly, did it with sense cause he’s actually a good guy..

So there you have it my experience.

Share yours, not experience you think happened oo
Real experience

AmosFishon:
Hello Nairaland fam.

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[s]After our times together, she was anticipating me to talk to her about relationship like maybe dating, but deep down me I know I won't deceive myself[/s]. I can't date her for now. How can we date when common friendship cannot be maintained?

First of all how do you know she’s anticipating that you talk about relationship, you don’t reason like this, no matter how much a lady is free with you.

AmosFishon:
I've noticed this days that the trend among most ladies is that, either you date them or you are out of their lives.

It’s the way it should be, if you ain’t adding anything to their lives then you are gone

AmosFishon:
I need advice on what to do Experienced Nairalanders.

I was planning to delete her number and just move on, but who knows if there's a better alternative?

Now the advice is in two ways, if you want to date then delete her number ASAP because this is not one for you as she definitely has plenty options like e plenty so run.. but if you want to lash, she’s an easy target.. with about 10k you will lash her twice and free her..

I’ve had her this kind of lady too before, she is cool sometimes with me and sometimes she just goes MIA, all I did was promise her money, she came the first time to my house, lashed her, gave her small part that I have issues with bank, next time she came lashes her again and gave her the remaining.. I was doing all this while still feigning love and relationship
So there you have it
Use your head

Christabel Warri girl for oau that year.. chai

DhanBaba:
You don talk am say she be nurse,
Nah practical she wan don

If you get mind report her, report her sharply
If you get mind bleep her, do am, nah help you dey help (but with extra caution)

You already know what to do
You just wan collect tatics do am,

Practical what? Una go just Dey talk lubbish for this nairaland wetin nurse have to do with what’s happening

I dated a circumcised ondo lady for a while in 2019, this girl gets moved easily by touch on her body but barely anything when I touch the vaggy, she was so hypersensitive that she derives pleasure in it, instead of kissing and all she’ll prefer I tickle her so much and she starts moaning, she’ll prefer to tickle me, we can be on that for hours, Oya open let’s lash, na lie oo. She no go gree.

Omo na by myself for myself I run.
So weird

ifytrik:
You see this over rated shit called sex, e go put many people for wahala

I wonder how una take Dey conclude say sef is overrated
Check who you Dey lash
No Dey cap

JIREN01:
Loool. There's no solution to that?

Omo I don’t know o, I’ve not researched on that oo!

FlipModeSquade:
Everyone has an accent..

That is NOT what he is on about..

Sorry I didn’t know
Spoken words don’t take into consideration the intonation, elocution and diction

Omuneizzy6:
I'm just posted to Lagos to service the country, everything is provided..
But I went to the market to get some foodstuffs including gas cylinder I was told 3kg is 12,000 in fact I thought the price went high because of my uniform... How much do they sell 3kg gas cylinder in your area.. If any one can help me..

You never start
Shey Lagos na your mate

Well this story get as e be, the nurse might have just written all of them and asked the buyer to buy just one
Why Nigeria’s like this cipro sef, drug that we are already resistant to

StepTwo:
OP, how come Bayelsa is not on your list?

Bayelsa pays 10k and 6k to those in rural and urban areas respectively. Good thing? They don't pay until after service where everything would be paid once.

Don’t mind him
Bayelsa paid me well

tonywizman:
true I served in bayelsa 2019 batch c stream 2 platoon 5�

Kaiama camp,

Bayelsa paid me 480k after the year finished
Medical corper

For medical corpers find your way down to bayelsa and you won’t regret it

Amotolongbo:
While the young fraud is statmenstruating with woodworks at his new club.

Against Peru, he could not para

My man don stat whatever against low teams
He does that against worlds cup and copa America winners Uruguay amd not Luxemburg and far away islands baba
Watch match no Dey watch livescores

Anthony0094:
If ref don frustrate am d way dy don frustrate ronaldo, Messi 4 don retire since

Because dem
No give pendu penalty e say na frustration

jimtemi1:
na ronaldo success will kill some people, when the dude wanted to join mancity they said y can't he join Man Utd, that city can easily score 3,5 goals in a match, now the goat is in United they can still stop talking.... Abeg ronaldo is all in all honesty

Lol na why young boys, small boys Dey use him eyes chop ground, Dey find penalty up and down, my idol pendu is a fraud in all honesty

Tajbol4splend:
How many of CR7 goals are PK? I'm just asking for a friend

Let’s say 30 sha and plenty tap in

She Dey try sha
Fine woman

Mychew

If you no leak am who go leak the truth?
Very soon love
Very soon ni

BonPatrick:
Good evening guys please help me how do I know I am dating myself in a relationship so that I will leave on time?

He’s just a friend

Lol he left her to pick what’s hers knowing her useless behavior
Your friend na confirm omugo

Get a job
Na because you no get wetin Dey occupy your mind
You Dey reason nonsense reasom

Sorry if your mothers tongue intonation is reflecting in your spoken words then I’m sorry for you o