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Politics / Re: Don’t Despair, Tinubu’ll Remain True To His Promises, Ganduje Assures Nigerians by Artiiclebeast: 5:52pm On Sep 30, 2023
Babaringa-Dollar-Stuffing thief...

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Education / Re: UK Female Student Kicks Out Male Nigerian Flatmate For Asking If She's A Virgin by Artiiclebeast: 12:59pm On Sep 30, 2023
hakeemhakeem:


How did you know if she was saying the truth social media jury

You should have explained how she was telling a lie "Social Media Chief Judge".

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Business / Re: Five Top Exporters Earn $22m In Two Months – CBN by Artiiclebeast: 11:52am On Sep 30, 2023
And this is something to brag about?

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Education / Re: UK Female Student Kicks Out Male Nigerian Flatmate For Asking If She's A Virgin by Artiiclebeast: 3:10am On Sep 30, 2023
What a disgraceful ambassador.

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Politics / Re: Beware Of Parody Twitter (X) Handles - Akpabio by Artiiclebeast: 6:27pm On Sep 29, 2023
Akpabio himself is a Parody in chief.

A huge comedian unfit for such a serious and exalted office.

To make issues even scarier, as the S.P., the clown might end up as interim President pending whatever the court decides should the ongoing case go against BAT.

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Properties / Re: A C Of O Plot Of Land In A Fast Developing Estate By Mikano Intl Office Wawa Og by Artiiclebeast: 5:50pm On Sep 29, 2023
whatproperty:
Secured almost sold out plots of land besides Mikano Intl Office, Wawa by Arepo Ogun State.

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Enjoy newly constructed road of lagos ibadan expressway which has reduced the travel time from 1 hour 35 minutes to 30 minutes,
estate perimeter fencing, free from omonile palaver.

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Title: C of O

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How much?
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Gunmen Ambush, Abduct Nigerian Major-general In Imo State Community by Artiiclebeast: 3:31pm On Sep 29, 2023
Wonderful.

Aren't they biting more than they can chew at this point?

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Politics / Re: Atiku Finally Silenced Bola Ahmed Tinubu by Artiiclebeast: 2:47pm On Sep 29, 2023
Where is Mr. President?

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Politics / Re: Celebrating Senator Akpabio's 100 Days In Office by Artiiclebeast: 2:45pm On Sep 29, 2023
AkwaIbomMedia:
CELEBRATING 100 DAYS IN OFFICE

Akwa Ibom Community in Toronto, Canada Celebrates His Excellency, Senator Godswill Akpabio, President of the Senate on his 100 days in office, pledges partnership in the development process of the Nation.

Asslickers...

If Canada had Senators like Akpabio heading their Senate, these ones would have moved to Afghanistan, instead.

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Politics / Re: How Adeyeye, Fayemi’s Utterances Against Tinubu Cost Them Ministerial Position by Artiiclebeast: 6:13am On Sep 29, 2023
And Keyamo?
Romance / Re: BA Pilot Fired After Snorting Coke Off Topless Women In Joburg (PICS) by Artiiclebeast: 6:59pm On Sep 28, 2023
Kennedy97:


You guys and nonsense request
So who should catch it then.

You, of course.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh And Iyabo Ojo Shop For A Casket For Late Singer, Mohbad by Artiiclebeast: 5:37pm On Sep 28, 2023
Casket and burial ambassadors...lol

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Politics / Re: *nigerians Will Celebrate Tinubu For Fuel Subsidy Removal - Reps Deputy Spokesma by Artiiclebeast: 4:54pm On Sep 28, 2023
Yeah, he is already been celebrated.
Politics / Re: Kaduna: Uba Sani Celebrates As Tribunal Affirms His Election As Governor by Artiiclebeast: 4:48pm On Sep 28, 2023
Joke of a country...
Business / Re: Floating Naira: Importers Abandon Tokunbo Cars At Seaport by Artiiclebeast: 4:43pm On Sep 28, 2023
RepoMan007:
floating currency and sinking economy rather.

Just like Garium sulphate and floating peanuts a.k.a Garri and Groundnut.

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Politics / Re: Workers Protest As Umahi Locks Them Out Over Lateness (Video) by Artiiclebeast: 4:35pm On Sep 28, 2023
Enemies and saboteurs are always within.

They reign supreme in every MDA of the government.

Making the system work is nearly impossible because the ones you'd be depriving of their freebies won't just fold their arms and watch while you render them jobless in their thieving enterprise.

The story of the entity known as Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Chicago Certificate Is Fake - CSU Former Student Writer by Artiiclebeast: 3:24pm On Sep 28, 2023
ttobizz:
It's my earnest prayers that Tinubu comes out clean on this, otherwise the vacuum and embarrassment will be so much that the military will be forced to step in.

Then most painful part of all these is that "Akpabio the clown and shameless thief" will be exalted to the office of the President in the interim.

I am 100% sure that the khaki boys will step in though.

Tinubu himself has strategically placed his faithfuls in place and can give them the go-ahead to usurp power and mess up the entire polity if for nothing else but just to further frustrate Atiku's ambition,.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Shops For Casket For Mohbad’s Burial, Gets It For Free (VIDEO) by Artiiclebeast: 3:13pm On Sep 28, 2023
Undertaker-Tonto.

The definition of "Crying more than the bereaved"...

She shouldn't forget to order a casket for the Naira too.

#JusticeForTheNaira..

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Sports / Re: Be Humble — Italian Reporter Blasts Osimhen For Deleting Napoli Pictures by Artiiclebeast: 3:11pm On Sep 28, 2023
Senseless WAG-wannabe courting attention so she can cry foul that he attempted to, or molested her sexually.

Demons.
Politics / Re: Why MPR Doesn't Reduce Inflation And How To Fix It by Artiiclebeast: 2:58pm On Sep 28, 2023
Lol

Seun should have been made the CBN Governor.

You see all these economic terms and terminologies, they hold no single water in the Nigerian style of voodoo economics.

If you knew how much of the country's actual net worth these bastards have looted and converted into Dollars and other super currencies to store in cash, you'd understand how worthless the over #60tn naira you quoted truly is.

They printed so much Naira from thin air to mop up enough Dollars such that no MPR or whatever can correct this anomaly.

The system has been corrupted beyond repair such that even the CBN heads up to the President all denominate their loot in Dollars to shore up against continuous devaluation of their roguish net worth.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Receives A $19.5 Billion Investment Pledge At The UNGA by Artiiclebeast: 10:27am On Sep 28, 2023
Patiently waiting for a denial statement.
Romance / Re: BA Pilot Fired After Snorting Coke Off Topless Women In Joburg (PICS) by Artiiclebeast: 10:25am On Sep 28, 2023
May we fail to catch the plane on the day such a one is billed to man the cockpit.

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Business / Re: Floating Naira: Importers Abandon Tokunbo Cars At Seaport by Artiiclebeast: 10:15am On Sep 28, 2023
Floating economy...

After all, Groundnut dey float on top soaked garri.

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Romance / Re: Some Ladies Will Remain Single For The Rest Of Their Life Because Of This by Artiiclebeast: 9:21am On Sep 28, 2023
Belial06:


Hello , are you male or female ?

Hi, je sui 'Maleee" grin
Romance / Re: Some Ladies Will Remain Single For The Rest Of Their Life Because Of This by Artiiclebeast: 12:53am On Sep 28, 2023
Childish to say the least.

After so many years, you clearly can't get over her rejection of you such that you even had to keep a close tab on her and her progress via keeping in touch with her niece.

My heart goes out to the woman you ended up with who wouldn't know she is a rebound/second fiddle while your heart is still tied to the one who rejected your overtures.

To further compound your misery, she still refused to acknowledge or notice you in your supposed "add up small" dream life. I can understand how painful this can be but you need to lick your bashed ego and move on , bro.

Most women would rather remain by themselves than get entangled with narcissistic dings like you.

Your pain can be felt with the hands and sliced with a knife.

Rubbish.

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Politics / Re: I Will Abandon Emiefele's Policies - New CBN Governor Yemi Cardoso Vows by Artiiclebeast: 12:46am On Sep 28, 2023
Back to square 0 I suppose. Not like Emmy had any positive policies anyway.

Does the entity (Nigeria) even have a policy (foreign or local)?
Travel / Re: 48 9ja Nurses Midwives Under Investigation In UK For Fraudulent Medical Exams by Artiiclebeast: 12:09am On Sep 28, 2023
Lol

Fraudulent, home and away.

Same as in the U.S.

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Politics / Re: One Hundred Million Naira Betting On 2024 Edo Governorship Election. by Artiiclebeast: 11:57pm On Sep 27, 2023
EdoGovernor2024:
EDO GOVERNOR 2024: THE BEST CANDIDATE FROM EDO CENTRAL (ESAN / ISHAN):

TAKE NOTE OF THE FOLLOWING EIGHT POINTS:

1. HIS SECONDARY SCHOOL TEACHER AND LIFE MENTOR/ADVISER:

I, creator of this topic, can speak AUTHORITATIVELY about him because I was his TEACHER in Secondly School and I have been a Mentor/Adviser to him ever since till now. Students (including him) used to address me fondly then as "Teacher HAPPY MAN". He is a native of my hometown community, so I know him very well from childhood.

2. POLITICAL STRUCTURE IN EDO CENTRAL:

He is a Very Popular PHILANTHROPIST in Edo Central. He is a Quiet, Soft Spoken and VERY KIND Gentleman.

He was a PERSONAL ASSISTANT (PA) to Late CHIEF TONY ANENIH, the late Political Grandmaster of Edo Central (Esan / Ishan). So, CHIEF TONY ANENIH'S POLITICAL STRUCTURE in Edo Central (Esan / Ishan) are backing him to be the Governor of Edo State in 2024.

3. POLITICAL STRUCTURE IN EDO NORTH:

SENATOR ADAMS OSHIOMOLE'S POLITICAL STRUCTURE in Edo North are backing him to become the Governor of Edo State in 2024. He is a member of APC and he is the SENATOR that is CURRENTLY representing Edo Central (Esan / Ishan).

4. POLITICAL STRUCTURE IN EDO SOUTH:

PASTOR IZE IYAMU'S POLITICAL STRUCTURE in Edo South and other Powerful Political Structures in Edo South are backing him to become the Governor of Edo State in 2024. He was the EDO CENTRAL (ESAN / ISHAN) COORDINATOR of Pastor IZE IYAMU'S Governorship Campaign in 2020.

5. COMPUTER AND DIGITAL GURU:

He is a Computer and Digital Guru.

6. HIS NAME:

His name is Senator Monday Okpebho (a. K. a. Akpakomiza). He is a native of Udomi-Uwessan Community in IRRUA Area of Esan Central Local Government Area, Edo State. He is happily married with children.

7. HIS PHOTO:

Google it. To confirm what I have written here. You can bring here any photo or information you gather from Google.

8. LET US REASON TOGETHER:

If you have a better candidate, present him or her here for us to compare and contrast.

Ask questions relating to this topic and all your questions will be answered here.

Contribute sensibly to this topic so that we can comment on your contribution.

THANK YOU for taking out time to read my humble contribution to the search for the best next Governor of Edo State. God bless you.


You were his teacher in "Secondly School".

Well done.

You've already inadvertently advertised him to be a professional second fiddle.

Whoever gave you this job of "image-making" must have a deep-seated hatred for this candidate in question.

In case you took this upon yourself by yourself, kindly find some way else to support him other than this mockery.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Dog Bites Another Secret Service Agent by Artiiclebeast: 11:55pm On Sep 27, 2023
Doggy must have feasted on some remnants of Hunter's choice of cookies.
Politics / Re: Naira Redomination: How True Is This News? by Artiiclebeast: 11:20pm On Sep 27, 2023
I had a dream.

I saw myself wheeling a barrow full of notes, Naira notes to be precise.

I rolled and pushed the barrow load until I got to a storefront.

Boldly crested on the storefront were the inscriptions "Pateke bakery and confectionary stores".

I walked into the store while leaving the barrow load outside where some workers were busy offloading and weighing the contents of the barrow.

When I woke up, I found myself holding a loaf of bread and without the barrow load of nairas.

I've been wondering what kind of a dream this was.

Any interpreter in the house?

Abi I don use wheelbarrow load of naira go buyoaf of bread?

Mucheche...

BetNaija politicians. Kalo kalo

This will serve as the final nail on the coffin.

The only hope herein is that they won't even push it because none of the thieves would want to see their looted worth depreciated by 2 zeros not even the President.
Politics / Re: Daddy Freeze Takes A Swipe At Popular Obidient As He Replies Her Tweet by Artiiclebeast: 2:14pm On Sep 27, 2023
What a misplaced and ill-thought-out logic!

As a matter of fact, Remi wasn't in her mother's womb yet when Bola married her. Dumbo.

Shame.

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