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Religion / Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Asabeq(f): 8:19pm On Jan 10, 2014
@ pagan9ja you need a doctor cuz you are sick thou you sound like someone who comes from a family that feels God has abandoned them cheesy a fustrated family I must say
And don't worry about protestant rabbits attacking catholics all the time,its called envy wink
Imagine they have to sit behind and wait for us to fix the date for the christian celebrations?have you ever thought of that?or is it oyedepo and kumuyi or tb that fix the date for ash wednesday,holy thursday,good friday,easter,palmsunday,all saints day etc even the xmas date,kumuyi was just protesting inorder to revive his dying image grin
I am also a northerner with a fulani mum who is a proud catholic for life kiss

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Religion / Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by Asabeq(f): 12:18am On Jan 10, 2014
cheesy you always make me laugh but sorry to burst your bubble,the traditional ruler is a christian!a catholic!!

PAGAN 9JA:
Kudos to the Traditional Ruler!


They are the Keepers of Religion of our Land.
cool

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Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Queen Okafor by Asabeq(f): 3:57pm On Dec 30, 2013
I had a very hairy course mate back then in school and she had alover who adores her so much.just that she had litle or no facial hair. They were both yorubas so shut da f up!!
Yoruba culture indeed! You pple abhore those created by God but cherish your people whom you brutally cut their faces living them helpless with so much inferiority complex for life just like this your siblings grin


meekhat: The truth is that most igbo guys cherish hairy ladies and this is why this lady is showing herself instead of being ashamed. I WONDER WHAT IS 'SEXY' IN A WOMAN HAVING HAIRS LIKE A MAN. I think (not sure though) the yoruba culture abhores this kind of creature and i agree with that culture on this. Please no beef ooh! Am core 042 guy.

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Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Queen Okafor by Asabeq(f): 4:48am On Dec 29, 2013
There is a white woman,mother of 4 in US with similar problem,the topic was on nl some months back.her own facial hair is worse than this girl's own and she has gone through all sorts of medical treatment and waxing but it keeps growing back. Her husband had to intervene because she was becoming frustrated with the stares she gets and the whole waxing and shaving thing.
Such women have male hormone and my mum told me these women always have painful childbirth but its no fault of theirs,God created them that way and I always feel sorry for them considering how foolish Nigerians can be when staring at people.some will even run into cow while staring grin

shadrach77: Shame and wisdom are obviously not this lady's strong points. That's if she's a lady anyway. If i were her, I would have thought it better to dress as a man so as to avoid undue attention. Why would any sensible person wear female dress with full grown beard and yet have the confidence to walk in public like that? And why hasn't she sought a medical solution for this? angry angry angry angry

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And Tonto Dikeh's Crazy Outfit At The Calabar Festival! by Asabeq(f): 5:46pm On Dec 28, 2013
Their's isn't as crazy as this
Got it from a friend's dp

Romance / Re: Things Smart, Single Men Look For In A Woman by Asabeq(f): 9:11pm On Dec 27, 2013
Jeez!! You are mean.

BUSH.HUNTER:






rubbish
Science/Technology / Re: Python Caused Traffic jam At Galadima-zuba Express Axis, Abuja by Asabeq(f): 3:24pm On Dec 26, 2013
It seems you served one okechukwu who didn't settle you well. The guy he replied is yoruba so why bring okechukwu into this. Tribal bigot with a fish brain!!

victorazy:

grin u gave the iidiot R.I.P he deserved grin
He should have come and catch python as pity for wildlife grin
No mind the Okechukwu wey dey claim civilized grin
Religion / Re: We Will Celebrate Christmas - Catholics To Kumuyi by Asabeq(f): 12:09am On Dec 25, 2013
Smurfy or whatever you call yourself don't you think your name(smurfy) sounds worldly and funky(which is demonic)??
Why don't you change it to kumuyi's son or deeperlifer?
Akwuya!


smurfy:

You are obviously ignorant of what really happened. I really don't blame you. The media, another instrument in the hands of the devil, is to blame.

If you must know, he didn't even want to be at the wedding which was not conducted by the church.

He was there as FATHER OF THE GROOM and nothing else. If John had decided to marry a witch, he had no choice. He had to be there.

He smiled at the wedding? So you want him to cry, abi? You and many others don't know him. He had to smile. Common sense tells he should. Civility screams he should. What would you have done?

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Religion / Re: We Will Celebrate Christmas - Catholics To Kumuyi by Asabeq(f): 12:01am On Dec 25, 2013
In another news, Mahmoud Abbas attends christmas eve mass in Bethlehem

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Romance / Re: Can A Non Catholic Guy Marry A Catholic Lady! by Asabeq(f): 11:46pm On Dec 24, 2013
Why will she marry a non-catholic
Mtchewwwwwww you indirectly want to start another catholic bashing.




In another news,Mahmoud Abbas attends christmas eve mass in Bethlehem!!

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Romance / Re: The Best & Most Cool-headed Nairaland Females By My Rating by Asabeq(f): 11:42pm On Dec 24, 2013
Promoting your male moniker huh
Babe on line the well known tribalist and e-warrior undecided

delors: Cool-Headed? And my candy crush chica bonita aka BABE_ONLINE nor dey there? angry I don provoke!

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Religion / Re: The 'Daddy-Mummy Syndrome' In Nigerian Churches by Asabeq(f): 11:39pm On Dec 22, 2013
Attacking the catholic faith can never be equated to the foolishness of your pentecostal churches!!

ramalot: Mummy, Daddy n shittt. All NONSENSE!

come to think about it though, the catholic church has been doing this for centuries.
catholic priests are addressed as "Father". Father = Daddy. tongue

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Religion / Re: The 'Daddy-Mummy Syndrome' In Nigerian Churches by Asabeq(f): 10:46pm On Dec 22, 2013
Islam one?? Don't say what you don't know,in as much as I hate the division in christianity,I still prefer it because we only challenge each other with arguments and exchange of words(which is still being stupid)unlike Islam where the sunnis and shias and other sects setttle their differences with bomb!!
Or is there no DSTV in your house or you are too busy with soundcity and africa magic? Pls tune to Aljazeera because the muslims are always quick to tell you CNN and BBC are anti islam.

Boll2010: Christianity the most dumb religion amidst the rest......buddhism is one,Judaism is one,hinduism is one,islam is one,.......only in christainity there is no identity, they all have special doctrines and they segregate their self, you hear them saying I go to this church can't worship in this! But for islam as an example,get into the mosque,the way of ablution hasn't changed! Buddhism also its still the normal worship etc! No confluence with their believes!spits !!!! As for me na to just serve God!

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Religion / Re: The 'Daddy-Mummy Syndrome' In Nigerian Churches by Asabeq(f): 10:40pm On Dec 22, 2013
Shut up! Akwuya!
Why should she call him daddy? Is he her father?
See your mouth like culture meanwhile your tribe has the most disrespectful loud mouthed rude set of people(not all) who are so tribalistic and only respect the elders from their tribe.mtchewwww

tpia@:
find another church to attend if you are annoyed.

and stop generalizing, thanks.

how old is the pastor in question? In some cultures [eg yoruba], you are expected to show respect if people are 30+ years your senior.

In any case, address people the way they want to be addressed.

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Religion / Re: Ifeanyi Ogbonna - World Youngest Bishop by Asabeq(f): 6:19am On Dec 21, 2013
Nigerian pentecostals have succeeded in making a huge joke of christianity.what are the steps taken to ordain one a bishop or even a pastor? The other day on NTA, a church ordained some women wearing red lipsticks and long artificial nails and weavons bishop. No be only bishop,na pope and he thinks he can rub shoulders or fit into the shoes of catholic bishops?? Even other orthodox churches can't not to talk of the joke called protestants..mtchewwwwwwww

sirculynz: I taught it ws a catholic bishop, i for don fear o because they can only be ordained bishop by pope and you have 2 be a rev Fr first& pass some other stages before becoming a bishop. I don't think they don't know what truly being a bishop is.

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Religion / Re: Some Things That Attract Demons To People by Asabeq(f): 9:26am On Dec 19, 2013
I don't care if I get banned for life but I must let you know that you,the op and all who have said thrash about my catholic faith are from generation of bastards and prostitutes!! God punish you people GO and Die!!!


Kelyto: this bulldog guy is sick in the head..... Imagine saying that rosary is in the bible..... Are you ok?.... Catholics are all pagans...... Tufiakwa

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Religion / Re: Bitter Truth About Blessed Virgin Mary by Asabeq(f): 12:33pm On Dec 17, 2013
Glory to Jesus
Honour to Mary!!

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Fashion / Re: My Most Beautiful Girls On Nairaland by Asabeq(f): 12:28pm On Dec 17, 2013
Don't mind them. Ugly southerners that can't do without makeup,artificial hair and nude dressing! After looking @ some people's exposed boobs in their pics the op got drunk and started listing!
Oya now we don see am!
True and natural beauty can only be found in the north!

deols: Does a week pass without a post on NL girls??


It is getting boring undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Senator Yerima Divorces 17-year-old Wife, Marries Another 15-yr-old by Asabeq(f): 12:04pm On Dec 17, 2013
Just the way your father clicks on your brothers!right?? Animal

cold:
But you know too well she's right about the catholic bit. So why're you getting all worked up?

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Religion / Re: Famous Scandals Involving Famous Pastors by Asabeq(f): 9:28pm On Dec 16, 2013
grin grin grin
POPE II: What is a pastor?

Anyway the people you listed ain't men of god ooo they are CEO of business ventures they call churches

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Celebrities / Re: Senator Yerima Divorces 17-year-old Wife, Marries Another 15-yr-old by Asabeq(f): 9:16pm On Dec 16, 2013
If you don't include catholic you won't make your point. Madam biafran goat!
Talking about craddle robbers 80% of your Igbo fathers are because I have a friend whose mother got married @ the age of 13 and according to her mum,it was common in those days....
Mind you my friend's mum is just 37!

biafranqueen: Don't mind them what about all the Christian and Catholic Poli-thieves frequently chasing secondary school girls. This is routine for these guys, except this one will marry them and keep them in his house until her grow tired. This is standard practice around the world, for example, when I went to Japan 10 years ago I saw in the phone booth in the business area pictures of young school girls with uniform posted every where. I ask my husbands business associate what is going on, he said the girls are soliciting, I was shocked because hey don't look poor, he told me most of them just want to buy designer goods to compete with one another. How come people are not claiming all Catholics are rapist or involved with molestation, even though thousands of cases have been reported world wide. We have to stop judging a religion or ethnicity and focus on the person.

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Celebrities / Re: Senator Yerima Divorces 17-year-old Wife, Marries Another 15-yr-old by Asabeq(f): 8:38pm On Dec 16, 2013
When America interfers it is people like you that will insult and tell them to mind their bizness...
Abeg face your problem and leave them alone...
solomon111: The young girls in islamic countries are being defiled,humiliated and denied their most basic rights.
What the fucck is the UN and the hypocritical america doing about this?
Have they all been blinded and deafened by petrodollars from this evil arabic nations.

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Celebrities / Re: Senator Yerima Divorces 17-year-old Wife, Marries Another 15-yr-old by Asabeq(f): 8:26pm On Dec 16, 2013
Now you know! Actually northern muslims have the highest rate of divorce!
But because they aren't too open about marital issues,you wouldn't know...

alotofgrace: hehehe...holy muslims.....never knew muslems divorce too....the man can marry his 16yr dota too

i hope he isnt using them for political sacrifices undecided undecided

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Fashion / Re: What I Wore To My Sister's Wedding Yesterday by Asabeq(f): 10:41pm On Dec 15, 2013
So people with deformity are not human abi! Big Foool! That is if your mother didn't give birth to you sitting on a wheel chair undecided
Akwuya

shaneroberts26: Na wah for all d posters above me.How can you say that somone is beautiful when you cant even see d person's legs? From d way she slouched,it is pretty possible she limps.Op,take heart.

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Lying On Top Of A Female Fan On Stage (Video + pictures) by Asabeq(f): 5:00pm On Dec 14, 2013
Every single female in your family will do that not every girl!!!

Ziggyzito: Is it easy to stand near Eja Nla?? Talkless of him lyin down on your body.... besides, almost every girl will do that grin

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Celebrities / Re: Terry G’s Leather Pant Tears On Stage (Pictures) by Asabeq(f): 8:56pm On Dec 13, 2013
Na wa o! ..and you are a graduate

oludayomi: Don't know y but I neva likes him and is not as if am happy abt this but it funny and got mi smiling 2myslf 4 mins

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Celebrities / Re: For All Those Who Thought Michael Bleached His Skin [proof With Pictures] by Asabeq(f): 1:09am On Dec 10, 2013
Lol it simply means you can't change nature!
yellowpawpaw: Mj's very good friend and a trainer said in his interview that micheal hated his pricck.that nomatter how hard he tried to bleach down there,its was still black. Any explanation for that?
Celebrities / Re: Aremu Afolayan Weds Kafilat Olayinka Secretly In Abuja (photos) by Asabeq(f): 12:45am On Dec 10, 2013
Na wa o! see English cheesy cheesy cheesy

levos2007:
And what as "we are africans" has brought you?

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Celebrities / Re: Aremu Afolayan Weds Kafilat Olayinka Secretly In Abuja (photos) by Asabeq(f): 12:40am On Dec 10, 2013
Secret weddingso why was it on channels entertainment news or Nigerians don't know the meaning of secret again?
Anyways young gigolos like okija juju and co giving hope to desperate old hags grin grin

FILEBE: Wetin concern una? As thr topic has said,it is a secret wedding. Wetin concern una with people secrets? Na the guy go call off ASUU strike? Some people even come dey judge dem sef as if na their brother or aunty dey wed. Mtshweee.
Crime / Re: Update On The Alleged Female Pepper Thieves by Asabeq(f): 12:28am On Dec 10, 2013
It is people like you that steal their parents money or room mates belongings.only to come on internet to form holy! Heartless mudaphucking thief! I'm sure you were among the aluu 4 killers! You will also die a miserable death!

Boll2010: call me anything....I wrote the truth!!.......no torture is too much for a potential highway robber! Nansense!
Religion / Re: Dreams And Their Meanings/ Interpretation by Asabeq(f): 12:11am On Dec 10, 2013
Are you from benin , Calabar or akwa ibom
guttentag: What if you find yourself flying in the Air on several occaison, what does that mean PLZ?

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