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ironheart:True talk! D longer u hold, d more she wants. Though, how do u know she's had multiple orgasm? U dey clairvoyant? |
Copied this from fb, and can't stop smiling! D-one Ayekooto OBASANJO'S LETTERS..... I'm not a fan of OBJ but one of my prayer points has always been that may Obasanjo never write me a letter. Obasanjo may have done exact or more evil than whoever he's writting to admonish but while OBJ always escape repercussions, whoever he writes to admonish are not always lucky.....I inquired sometimes to know how a man who is glaringly not perfect, escapes nemesis, and still will not stop to bring out similar faults of others, it was then I discovered that, indeed "Jacob I love, Esau I hate...." OBJ's involvement in any issue signifies the imminent end of that issue. Why did I say so? OBJ was not too involved in the civil war, others were fighting but suddenly, OBJ was drafted to take over the 3rd Marine Commando, and a war that has been fought for 2.5 years ended few months after. To him Biafra Soldiers surrendered completely and he brought them all to Lagos and handed them over to Gowon!!!! Today, he is viewed as the man who conquered Biafra. It wasn't his will really to lead Nigeria but when Murtala died and he was unanimously selected by the military. OBJ is the first military head of state in Nigeria(if not Africa) to handover powers to the civilian....although, through some shady elections, he handed over to his preferred candidate Shehu Shagari. OBJ didn't spare Shagari when the latter was soaked in mismanagement of the economy. He wrote him. A few months after, the military smashed Shagari government......in 1995, he secretly wrote to Abacha and described him as a stone age dictator...he also refused to settle Abacha rift with Mandela...the letter landed him in trouble. He was almost killed. But after his death sentence was converted into prison terms, he wrote another letter to Abacha titled NO CONDITION IS PERMANENT.....Where he said, "I was a head of state yesterday, today, I'm in jail. You're the head of state today, tomorrow, your condition may be worse than mine...". LOL....Indeed, Abacha's future was worse as he ended inside the grave!!! OBJ didn't write himself while in power but instead wrote his deputy, Atiku Abubakar. Atiku has become a shadow of his pre-1999 self since then. It wasn't clear whether he wrote Yaradua, a terminally ill former Kastina governor he imposed on Nigeria....but he came out publicly and asked him to resign!!! OBJ is one former ruler who hates consipiratory diplomacy and boring protocol.....no former head of state does it better. Although, he also imposed the Ineffectual Buffon(According to the Economist), Jonathan whose damage to Nigeria no get part two, yet, when GEJ corruption reached a level that satan was afraid of Nigeria and even Mobutu in his grave described Jonathan as corrupt(so I heard).....OBJ didn't spare his imposed devil, he wrote him in a letter titled BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE......But it was actually late before the letter was written. Jonathan, today, has become a sorrowful histroy to which many Nigerians don't know why such evil befell us as a nation. Jonathan was a monumental disaster!!! OBJ's latest letter was written to the Saraki led NASS. The NASS leadership brought about by forgery and deceit of other members. The NASS where the SP was a former robbery suspect, DSP a forger, SL alleged boko haram sponsor, minority leader recently attempted to transfer a huge amount of dollars to a safer place. What a NASS ?OBJ in his letter, advised them to stop their corruption and think Nigeria for once. Their reply too is the usual reply OBJ gets from every letter he writes to public officers.....in sults, denials and mockery. Unfortunately, anyone he writes is always destroyed thereafter, especially after their expected reply. OBJ, Please don't write me....... I don't have sacrifice money in my house!!! Mynd44 Lalasticlala take note |
Hope say, Bubu no go take style dey restock him ranch with better cattle?! |
My secular take: don't question it, just accept it n make d best of d situation. Any explanation is a fallacy. Its all abt faith. He made/created d amoeba, hydra, tree, bumblebee, bat, owl, whale, woman. Why he created so varied complex varieties no human mind can comprehend. So how can u now explain away disabilities, earthquakes, sex, tsunamis etc D only sure thing is: a Supreme being/power created all these things. Why, is anyone's guess! |
Mhizklefpixie:No mind dem, abeg! Dey might be prettier, but dey are definitely COW_ARDS! If not, dare dem to post their so called pretty pics, with ur same naughty expressions n let NL decide! Untrained b......! U've even got class! Instead of replying dem with insults, u're being so polite. Fantastic wife material(courage+class+shape+attractive+politeness+respect)! |
ZeeAfrica:D crazy tin is, u really believe all ds of ur self!? Any man dat tells u he luvs ur bluntness(rudeness to me, mannerless to some), isn't going to tie d knot wit u, though one mite because of ur money! But, u dnt need a husband sha. I'm very sure u av a chaotic life, always jumpin frm one quarrel to anoda. Enjoy |
Taiwo20:Bro, doesn't wrk like dat o! Dat stuff means: evry time u gv birth, u av a chance of AA n SS, with 2 chances of AS. U just might be unlucky n av evry child as SS. Dat was wat bcame Ogbanje. D kid/s dat survived dat label, where mostly d lucky AA/AS. I've known foreva, yet met a lady I tot I couldn't afford to be without. Tried breaking up b4 tins got deep, couldn't keep apart, went at it, den my commonsense took over. She hasn't forgiven me since den. I wasn't worried abt us, but wat abt wen d kid/s are SS? He/she grows up n questions why u knownly put dem thru such hell!? Though, dey are living longer nowadays n I recently read abt possible cures. 1. Replacing bone marrow(been arnd for sometime) 2. A kind of blood treatment/replacement. |
resty4:He is being blinded by sentiments, instead of just having his say. D long n short of it; Falana had no legal backing to approach d ICC. D legal backing being d Rome statutes, couldnt be passed into law by our National Assembly after abt 3 tries. Also, u don't approach d ICC, without first approaching ur home Nation courts. And if d case is already being heard in ur local courts, u don't bring it to d ICC. Though, from my little knowledge, our govt is probing diverted funds not d consequences of d diverted funds, which I believe is wat Falana tendered b4 d ICC. I expect d legal luminary, Falana, to reply soonest. This calls his probity into question. Waiting mood loading ... |
Been waiting avidly for news on d clean-up of d ND. This shows it isn't being swept under d carpet. N-Delta militancy fuelled by non- clean up of Ogoniland —Buhari ON January 29, 2016 12:59 AM / IN News / Comments By Levinus Nwabughiogu ABUJA—President Muhammadu Buhari, yesterday, in Nairobi, Kenya, said that non- clean up of oil spillages in the Niger Delta especially in Ogoniland, was responsible for the militancy the region witnessed in times past. The president consequently vowed to clean up the land by implementing the United Nations Environmental Programme, UNEP’s recommendations to save the land. President Buhari made the promise during a visit to the United Nations Office in the Kenyan capital. He also appealed for more support from the United Nations in the clean up of the region. He said: “When I came into office on May 29, 2015, one of the first tasks I carried out was to authorise the implementation of the recommendations of the UNEP report for the clean-up of Ogoniland. “The devastation caused by oil spillage has destroyed many lives and livelihoods and is clearly one of the reasons many people in that region lost faith in government and resorted to the many criminal activities we are seeing in the region today. “The action our government took to implement UNEP’s recommendations has given the indigenes of the region hope that there are better days ahead. Let me, therefore, express appreciation on behalf of the Government of Nigeria to UNEP and other development partners for their cooperation and support on this very delicate matter and also request for their continued support as we implement the recommendations and transform the fortunes of the region.” President Buhari also applauded the outcome of the 21st session of the Conference of the Parties (COP 21) to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, UNFCCC, held in Paris, France, in December last year. He called for rapid urbanization as the world population increases. |
Better title: type of d.i.c.k. caps. No length, direction of curve, muscularity Don't tink u've had much exposure sha. Only seen jst 2 of dem, inspite of boarding from 5yrs-24yrs. 2nd 1st column n 2nd 3rd column. |
Princewell2012:Do u know what n whom she has lost to d BH scrounge? |
GworoChewinMaga:Hypocrisy: is when d kettle, calls d pot black! |
Bevista:People have been calling him all sort of names, even b4 d elections- Clinton, Huffingtonpost, cnn etc George Bush was called names, Obama is being called names, how much more him? As terrible as d Ghanian economy is presently, I've not heard d citizens calling their President names; because he is not a PhD holder saying "stealing is not corruption" to an international audience! We might be calling PMB names, but d international audience are falling over themselves to honour him. Its neva d name calling that matters(that's d critics' job), but the true character of the individual involved. |
These falling oil prices, are here to stay! Long toil ahead. Call it the Saudi calculus. Oil prices were already plummeting 14 months ago when, at Saudi Arabia’s insistence, OPEC put the global petroleum industry on notice: The member countries would not try to prop up prices by cutting production. “We don’t want to panic,” Abdalla el-Badri, secretary general of the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries, told reporters at the group’s November 2014 meeting in Vienna. “We want to see how the market behaves.” Since then, the market has behaved in a way few could have predicted — including Saudi Arabia, the world’s biggest oil exporter. The price of oil has collapsed under the weight of a growing international glut, made worse by slower growth in the global economy. And yet the Saudis keep pumping oil at virtually full capacity. And they have persuaded their Persian Gulf OPEC allies — Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates and Qatar — to do the same, despite mounting pressure from other big OPEC members to curtail production. It is a risky strategy — one that is already straining Saudi finances and threatening the kingdom’s ability to continue providing generous social programs, like subsidized housing and cheap energy, that the royal family has long used to buy domestic tranquillity. Oil provides more than 70 percent of Saudi government revenue. And though the Saudis still have about $630 billion in financial reserves, they are spending them at a rate of $5 billion to $6 billion a month, according to Rachel Ziemba, an analyst at Roubini Global Economics in New York. But so far, Saudi Arabia is essentially betting that it can win an oil-price war of attrition — not only against its OPEC rivals like Iran, Iraq and Venezuela, but also against non-OPEC rivals like Russia and the many shale-oil producers in the United States that have contributed to the global glut. mobile.nytimes.com/2016/01/28/business/energy-environment/saudi-arabia-keeps-pumping-oil-despite-financial-and-political-risks.html |
UrennaNkoli:Working on it. |
One storey building on Abeokuta str(close), Olosha, Mushin. Old skool building, 8rooms up, 8rooms down. On 50/100 piece of land. Approved plan & Survey. #16m(negotiable) Call 08026949214 for more details. |
3. Post every hint on NL. |
lorbah001:With rumours of his preparedness to flee b4 his indictment, pple are scared he will jump bail. His guarantors don hama be dat! |
LordAdam:I was writing an epistle, until I realised, u're too smart to be preached to. We'll both wait; I, for PMB to show all doubters that he really means well for d masses; U, for PMB to revert back to d ways of old. Just so u knw, a lot of my friends av had to eat their words. (I'm guessing u've strong links to militancy?) |
Juxtified:I've gone through 3 pregnancies with a wife who is definitely not a conductor or even in any menial job. I've also been exposed to proverty at various stages, and as such believe in doing d best u can to meet ur needs. I will support u when/if I can, but will not condemn/criticise ur efforts, as long as I can't provide something better. My reference to ur likes; dey support ur statement and as such should take my opinion along with u! Do something to change her status, cos she will never do that job if she can feed her family thru other means. I'm just amazed that so much pple could support insensitivity to her plight, wher is d empathy? |
utioh:U still remain an Illusionist. I see things in black and white. That previous govts were more corrupt, doesn't give GEJ any free pass. I voted and stood to be counted for him, through all his early travails, because I felt he had a dream for our Nation. U cannot admit his frailty, and still declare him d best. Govts av been robbing us, even b4 d europeans. Why should he not be above all that? I'm praying PMB doesn't stoop that low, but if/when he does, I'm not sparing him either! I was taught to work for money, nobody is teaching d current generation. No morals, no conscience, no credible leader. I might not be able to change d world, but I'll effect my little part in it, and will definitely not be counted amongst pple who would encourage its destruction. Those humans who bested d machines, actually factored more moves than d m/cs! The average human brain has always had vaster capacities than d best m/c, we just aren't all blessed with d ability to access it at will. Mr All-seeing-eye, I c u. |
utioh:U're a Master Illusionist! So, ur hero GEJ had fantastic vision by allow his adminstration to divert funds ment for arms to secure d North-East from BH and protect some quality lives- ok, since they are not Niger Deltan lives, just abo-ki, they don't qualify for ur peace initiative abi? My surprise is that; u sound like a good chess player, but u'll never be a champion chess player sha! Too biased to really factor in all moves! Me, I'm just not ruthless. |
LordAdam:Ur Lordship, I'm an objective zombie! The question is- are u an objective wailer? U av d makings sha. I luv peace n hate when pples lives are sacrificed needlessly! As much as I believe Kanu(ipob) is a charlatan, he is toeing d Mandela path n will definitely come out of prison, more powerful! Why should one Tompolo now allow his tribe to be harassed because he doesn't want to spend quality time in jail? Asari Dokubo came out from prison a champ, just dat greed won't allow dem to parlay their sacrifice into greatness! Naija actually needs more selfless heros. Pple like Gani, Fela, Ken Saro Wiwa, Jega, Father Mbaka- |
Juxtified:K, I get u; selling purewater would av been beta? Or maybe snacks? Mayb a cleaner, lesser pay, longer hours. U don't get(understand) proverty! The best thing any of ur 'likes' n u can do, is to seek her out n extend any little assistance! Which pregnant lady doesn't want to sit from sun-up to sun-down feeding fat n sleeping. Even d bankers amongst them, u think dey are finding it easier? |
LordAdam:Mr Intelligentnista! Odi happened and nothing happened! John Togo was hunted and killed and his corpse was exhumed to confirm his death! Civil war happened and Nigeria still remains one! PMB(d Bastard) has doubled dared u and urs! He says u're mincemeat compared to BH! The bastards are going to re-organize and deal with u! I'm still waiting for Tompolo's usual boastful reply. He has not even started and d creeks are emptying and ur leaders are screaming ignorance, denials n innocence. Don't worry, be patient, as Tompolo's time is presently knocking, Larmode's time will surely come! |
Pius Adesanmi
The Politician, the Citizen, and the Thing
By Pius Adesanmi.
Flint, Michigan, is one backyard American town.
It is one very worwor town, roughly half the
size of Warri or Omu-Aran.
The Governor of the state of Michigan is in
deep shit and may lose his job. To cut costs and
save a buck or two, he and his administration
cut corners with the public water supply to the
town of Flint.
The Governor has been begging and dobale-ing
and kneeling all over the place. Nothing doing.
He will most likely lose his job. And that is the
least of his problems.
New Jersey's Governor, Chris Christie, that one
who looks like Fagunwa's Ibembe Olokunrun
and is always abusing the father and the
mother of Barack Obama on the campaign trail,
will not be sworn in as President of the United
States of America in January 2017. In a woolly-
headed fit of political vindictiveness, he got his
aides to mess around with traffic and bridges in
his state and cause Lagos-like traffic jam for
ordinary people.
In Washington, DC, the Mayor has spent the
better part of the last 48 hours apologizing and
begging and kneeling all over the place for her
initial sluggish response to the snowstorm.
Where do these American politicians and their
Nigerian political kinsmen meet? What unites
them? What unites them is the nature of
power. In America as in Nigeria, power's first
instinct, power's natural inclination is to
trample on the dignity and humanity of the
citizen - if she can get away with it.
Power will never, of her own volition, accord
you your dignity and humanity.
So why are all these American politicians
begging and kneeling and pleading and
promising Joe the plumber and Jane the nurse
that they will not do so again o?
Because they broke the social contract in an
environment where their actions will never be
justified, excused, rationalized, endured,
tolerated by the very people whose dignity
they trampled upon.
There will be no degree holder to argue that
the current Governor of Michigan is not the
first Governor to allow water pollution on his
watch.
There will be no emergency archivists who will
litter social media with every past instance of
water pollution in American history as
justification of the action of the current
Michigan Governor.
There will be no Stockholm Syndromed lunatics
who will invade social media, wailing that the
current investigations in Michigan amount to
persecution of the Governor.
There will be no alakoris claiming that unless
water pollution investigations extend all the
way back to George Washington, nothing must
be done.
The American politician and the Nigerian
politician are the same, prone to exploitation
of the people and abuse of power.
What makes the difference between them is
that the American politician has to contend
with a citizen who insists on his rights and
dignity.
What makes the difference between them is
that the Nigerian politician rules over a thing
which cleans his shoes and goes to war to
defend the politician's right to treat it as a
thing.
In Michigan, the Governor's ethnicity, race,
faith, and political affiliation will not help him.
They are of no moment.
In his shoes, I would move to Nigeria to lord it
over things that would excuse my mediocrity
and corruption on account of my ethnicity,
religion, and political affiliation. |
kentAire:Awolowo was jailed, MKO died in prison, Tafa Balogun went to prison, Bode George went to prison, even Obj spent time in prison! I didn't hear Yorubas threaten hell n brimstones! Dasuki now has a duplex in prison and I'm yet to hear d confirmed crazy Northern youths, make Nigeria a hell on his behalf. But an ordinary militant that didn't agitate for clearing d oil spillage in his Niger Delta, didn't insist on d completion of d East-West road, didn't agitate for youth empowerment but was busy filling his pockets and buying warships, is being requested to present himself politely, and una no go allow person hear word?! |
EasternLion:Its pple like u that require a total breakdown of articles, before u can understand the vagaries. Nigeria is losing #100m/day due to those bombings. Refineries are shutdown due to those bombings. Most likely, fuel will become scarce, due to those bombings. There will be reduced electric power, due to those bombings. Pple like u will come to Nairaland and abuse d govt when all these things come into play. How will strangers or even indigenes carryout such movements, that lead to d bombings and d community closest to it will be unaware(fishermen, farmers, transporters, marketwomen, layabouts etc)? What the FG requires, is information that will lead to arrests. I can understand village heads not understanding d FG's request, but not the educated youths(u), who is supposed to explain it to their elders. Incase u haven't realised, d decimation of BH was citizen blind- a lot of civilians were killed indiscriminately! U are on Nairaland, making ignorant statements, while pple in d villages are escaping for their lives, b4 d govt starts another Zaria massacre with their lives. The elders are being encouraged to give them up, before they loose their subjects. Hope u know say, over a month after, enquiry never even start for d Zaria massacre(over 700citizens killed, corpses missing)? Get real! |
aaronson:With d right position(varies from babe to babe)n consistent application, u don't need fingers to manipulate d gspot. Nor any particular size of dk for dat matter! So, u need to get creative! |
What is it with PMB's Ministers and publicity stunts? Can't they just get on with d job already! https://www.naij.com/708315-nigerian-minister-spotted-roadside-morning.html |
DikeOha882:Are u for real or on sapele water? Co-ordinating Minister of d Economy cum Finance Minister; $2.1b is being released from that economy and with a straight face, she'll come and say its not her biz, and u concur?? How did the committee know that kind of cash was available? Who can withdraw that kind of cash from her economy and not secure her approval??! |
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