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I'll bet anyone 50k(escrow acct), PMB aint loosing in 2019!


The guy gat game! Knocking them, out of d ballpark, each time! Lets hear ur rejoinders, wailers n haterz!

Topestbilly:
Your type go give girl belle unknowingly.
Why will you cum inside when the doll can't reproduce?

Nigeria govt should ban the importation and making of this sh!t.

Wth is unknownly, inside belle giving No condoms=possibility of belle! Withdrawal or no withdrawal!

I'm I expected to use condoms for a doll or even withdrawal method! Abegi!


After all that hardwork, u then still have to withdraw?! Lailai

rabbaefurher:
Jst wanna impress the babe.. and still have small change in my pocket... dope and average cost chilling spot in kubwa

Soul lounge.

Live band, strippers room, gbogbo aye



Watch out for their waiter/waitresses, they can over charge sha

succyreal:
If u have sex or planning to have sex with sex doll., pls note u are capable of having sex with a dead body

My own is, after cuming, who removes dat sh*t? Can u go another round, without having to clean her up?

stephenduru:
According to a customs officer Aminu who shared the story,a giant sea turtle was butchered for food after it was flushed out from the sea part of Seme Command.Below is what he wrote...

'Allahu Akbar. This animal flush out from the sea part of customs barrack seme command yestarday nobody know what this animal is, but  people were already busy collecting their share from this unknown animal body, may Almighty Allah protect us from every evil'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/01/residents-butchered-giant-sea-turtle.html?m=1

Na wa o A customs officer, doesn't recognize a turtle nor have d intelligence to enquire abt it? Pple with sh*t for brains, just full everywhere

AK6464:
Some sharp 13 years old Nigerian guy has just started monitoring his future wife

By d time she's ready for marriage, she'll probably buy herself a husband!



No one knows tomorrow, let's keep our fingers crossed n hope all things work together for good.

Sh*t for brains!


Na him make ur tribesmen no siddon one place ba? The places, all over naija, u find an Igbo man ehn


If no be say una dey stay inside town n take over biz life, we for no know, who be greater nomads, BTW una n herdsmen

I've been on d watch out for this explanation. Oya, Saraki n NASS, waiting for ur rejoinder!



Foolish excuse for d present scarcity sha! Incompetent buffoons on PMS issues, from pmb to kachikwu to baru!

I still don't get d politics that lead to his removal from Lagos state. Though, reduced news of crime from there n effective response.

oduastates:
One aspect of Scheduling smeans that manpower , capital ( funds) and materials are available on site at the very time they are needed.
In a way , you can say it is a "just in time " process.
For countries with serious money , they can simply throw huge money at a problem but Fashola does the more difficult project execution where money is a serious constraint.
The way it goes,
Fashola will only ask for the money for 10km out of 100km on a road if 10km is the length that is achievable in a year . Next year if it is 20km , then 20km is requested from the budget .
That way you have several projects going on at the same time . I think 240 federal roads are being constructed.
But there also lies my problem with Fashola , he does too many projects at th same time thereby spreading his resources too thin .

Thanks for ds breakdown.


I think, he's trying to reach as far n as wide as possible.


All these internet anti-apc warriors, I don't think they understand d magnitude of work, they're gonna need, to expel APC in 2019


Npower is touching d youths
Lucrative farming has transformed rural dewellers
Manufacturing, construction n banking concerns are having a fantastic period.
SE entrepreneurs are benefiting unmatched, under ds govt.

Though, Fulani herdsmen, will be d bone of contention.

Amazing news


At d end of PDP, pple were defecting to APC, like it was going out of fashion. But, at d supposed end of APC, sh*theads are still defecting to APC from PDP

Amarabae:
She should go and adopt a baby girl.
It will give her joy and companionship and also emotionally relaxed.
Being a mother will shift her attention from the past memories of failed husband hunt.
Marriage should not define her.
She should live her life to the fullest

Hth did u end up a bigot? U're so commonsensical!

tytunji29:
Remove akitu.....uhm kk maybe u shuld remuv the senator that want to decamp to ApC also

Oga, everyone has heard of atikulate decamping, mention one person we haven't heard of?

tytunji29:
what rubbish re u saying he many ministers senators as dcamp to pdp so one mumu wo is seeking for attention wo decide to decamp to APC as made u bleaf APC is still alive

Bloody nincompoop! Who decamps to a loosing team


Remove Atikulate n mention one minister or senator, who has decamped from APC? U think say na beer parlour u dey? Wey u go just dey sprout nonsense gv ur followers?!

ibkgab001:
Pure factory reset

If it can work for d messiah of d SE, wth is Olunloyo


Baba nla factory reset. Nose n mustache far from each other

abokibuhari:
It's called respect man

Koni dafun respect!


Treating contemporaries, like thrash What kind of sh*t brained citizens do we have sef

tuniski:
There are effectively 3 parties in nigeria PDP,APC and APGA. Defections are expected across board this transfer season.

Afi transfer season na


I tot APC was d selling club? Fans should be abandoning it like a plague

tuniski:
Then. I guess you have all the political value. 100m votes guaranteed by @yarimo chai! Who did this to you?

For a supposed party on d decline, u wonder why a PDP senator was trying to decamp

afonja112:
Even if you have brigadier general and san for your family, that does not make you or anyone above the law. If you deal with someone that knows the law (and has some backup) and you try this beating sh*i*t, you will get your ass handed over to you.

Inasmuch as I don't support wife beating, I believe it is quite wrong to go to another man's house, kidnap him (in the name of defending the wife), bundle him to an unknown situation, violate his human rights by assaulting him mercilessly (remove his teeth and whatever), and come over here to brag like this (savagery).

What law e wan know SAN+B.General+Nigeria= Overchancing

afonja112:
Ahh, no pictures so i dont believe it ever happened! If I be the man, when I reach house, all that beating - I will collect am from the pregnant babe x 10.

Dem neva born u!


Even olunloyo, wey get mouth pass u, don sober, after several jail terms

Zehner:
don't mind so disgusted with her.

She's gat foolish lawyers to boot! I wonder how they expect to explain away how d bride's dress got into her hands! Ignorance is no excuse, she should be liable. Abi?

Unbreakable

Ur sugarmamas dey on strike?

DaddyFreeze:
He should have just hit the other child on the road instead of this.

Now his own is gone, what a stupid man.

Htf was he supposed to know d car would summersault n his kid fly out


RIP boy n may God give ur parents, d fortitude to bear ur loss

Beautiful ride

wristbangle:
This is a good news. By now, this positive economic remarks ought to have reflected in commodity price and exchange rate but some evil element who are out to make exorbitant profit would rather want things to maintain its current status quo.

The naira value ought to have appreciated to atleast N280 per dollars. Though we don't know how long oil price will remain high but other non oil sector commodities we export had increased of recent.

Too much appreciation of d naira, without commiserate improvement in diversification, will lead us back to square-one. Imports will become cheaper to buy. Who will buy aba made, when I can get Italian made, relatively cheaper?

Leonbonapart:
This jazzy of a person always try to look like a gentle man but his real character keep betraying him.

Neeger you a pretender

U get brain, bros!


U sef dey notice ba? Same with Ambode.

madridguy:
Divorce is not the answer sir.

It is d only ans! A lot of immature ladies are getting married, let them learn maturity on d streets.


My guys dating divorcees, always sing of d maturity displayed, as reasons for not wanting to let go.

Wiseandtrue:
Childish and insecure Churchill ABI na Mosquehill

Body don dey pepper am because Tonto don park am for one side!

I doubt anyone would have known that name if not for Tonto

Now instead of paying his dues, he wants to tarnish her image

I remember vividly years back when Tonto was trying to shield the face of the boy from public, it was Churchill that exposed the boy now he wants to shield it

Hypocrisy

Some men are not just fit to be married! they cannot stand seeing their partner do well in life

They have forgotten that if nurtured together, the success will be theirs

Well, according to Tonto, then, na Churchill no gv permission to show d boy face! He has a right to determine d kind of expose u'll subject his son to. Did u see where dey wrote adult content?


Only ingnoramuses, will claim not to have heard of Churchill, before Tonto happened! I was even surprised when dey got together, classified Tonto as a gold-digger.