₦airaland Forum

Balkan:
Library or Art Gallary?

I tire too. No books, since morning!

U'll mouthing off here, I hope u av ur PVCs? Cos, u'll end up d failure, if u dont get to vote him out!








Supposedly, grown men n women writing thrash? U cant even dignify urselves by signing a petition!

OKDnigeria:
If it's indeed going into the federation Acct, then the govt is making more money than budgeted for. The budget deficit should have been covered. But they're still borrowing heavily to fund the deficit

Not my brief, but I always want a logical conclusion. This govt needs a lot of foreign currency to meet its obligations, there's been a shortage forever. Also, u cant spend outside d budget, any income coming in, after a budget has been presented n approved, cant be utilised until d next budget circle.



I also want to believe, d excess crude funds, is inclusive of what is being shared at d faac. It just wont be labelled such. Crude funds is crude funds! What is excess abt it?

ChimaAgbalajob:
If the account is illegal, then they should close it and put everything in the federation account.
No need to keep it there and then someone will be pilfering from it quietly and hoping nobody notices.

I dont think its as easy as that. Though, it probably wont be funded again.

bigtt76:
oga you think say nar just to de bang bang de thing de show power be 'satisfy'? you need to help her reach 0rgasm too naaa. Thats what she's getting from doing her own thing.

Meanwhile, when she's dry ....it means she's lost interest in the whole show and stop 'prouding' say you bang bang de tin dry

Tanx for that! I used to wonder o! To me, once a lady goes dry, wether cunninglus or sex, I assume she's lost interest or arousal. But, u go dey see guys dey proud


Op, better dont kill ur sef!

Just try incoporate toys into ur sessions. And u need to be more sensitive to her sexual needs. A woman's body evolves, what did it today, might fail in six months.

During mouthaction, let her be d one to demand dick penetration.

Ikechuob:
Honestly i don't think it's not just igbos. I think all southern group except Yoruba and edo saw buhari for exactly what he is. We igbo just took most of the bashing because we didn't follow yoruba in their greedy choice hence they engaged in their usual igbo bashing, tribalistic rants that they are well known for.

If just out of the blue you start seeing a man you've bashed repeatedly as "saint cane to save Nigeria" all because he choose one of your own as his VP, it show how myopic and greedy as a group they are. They let their greedy and desperation to be in leadership delude them and now they are the ones crying about it with ever body else.

Mr brilliant smartass, I'm not supposed to be here, cos ds thread is thrash meant for egoistical fools! But, I need to prove u're as dimwitted as dey come!

So, 150cattle in an enclosure, for 3yrs werent allowed to mate or their pregnancies were aborted? Have u heard of controlled breeding/population? Nincompoop!

porka:
And the Sovereign Wealth Fund that was established by an act of parliament?

Is that not one of the issues the Sovereign Wealth Fund is meant to address?

Well, I cant really say. I've not had cause to probe d funding n terms of reference. Though, I've been coming about tidbits of news on investments carried out by them.

xendra:
cloth when don turn rag for Micheal Jackson house.

Rag kini!



Make dem put am for auction as e don turn rag so, make u come see our e go turn whole generations in dollar millionaires

OKDnigeria:
But there is excess crude money. Where is it going to?

Into d federation acct, as earnings from oil. Creating a special acct for it, needs a bill passed by d nass.



Thats why gej was taken to court by amaechi n co then. It should be shared with other govt revenue, not designated as special.

Them always get reason to wail

SalamRushdie:
Did someone hack ur account

Well, I dont follow blindly! I'll still vote pmb in a pmb vs gej, anytime, anyday!



But, right now, same way I started hating gej(i used to think he was naija's hope), I'm beginning to see pmb in d same light! Covering up mediocrity n corruption, is a no no!


I hope someone viable, comes up, but not d present pdp stable! No viable candidate n pmb still wins my vote

SalamRushdie:
I hope when he stops buying your oil which he jsut started buying after Obama stopped it yiu wont complain, I hope when he revokes the sale of planes to Nigeria you wont complain..There are so many eay the US can hurt ur stupid govt but there is no way ur stupid govt can hurt the US.. recieve sense Jare

Like u said, Obama refused to buy nigerian oil n also refused to sell them weapons! Funny thing is, our oil got sold n we were still able to buy weapons!


There is no effing way d stupid trump can hurt our stupid govt! Yeah, our govt is actually stupid, but, not because dey voted against d US n Isreal sha!


Fork baru for his false promises n fork pmb, for not treating baru's forkup

Topestbilly:
And our president has 150 cows many years ago and still have 150 cows today.

Obijulius:
Hmnnnnn.

What can I say? Rabbits are quick to multipl, like rats?

The boy is better than 96 year old Buhari that can’t even grow his farm.

Meanwhile Osibanjo is now a fuel attendant.

Now, lets use our brains, instead of sprouting like ignoramus!

How do u prevent 150 cows from mating, over several years? Do u den abort when dey get preggy or kill off d offsprings?



Since, all that aint feasible, then isnt it possible, d cattle are being maintained at that particular number 150?


Pls, u're allowed to hate bubu, I'm beginning to see d goodluck in him, too. But, pls, hate with sense!

NwaChibuzor909:
Baptist Model High School Ijegun class of "99 .That place was an hell hole. Very Brutal.

But my greatest moment was catching two inmates ( I call them inmates coz that hostel was worse than a prison. Alcatraz or our very own kirikiri dey learn for where e dey) drilling themselves after lights out. Nobody told them to bribe me else I report them to the house patron. We struck a deal. Each day, they would both submit their lunch to me and give me provisions whenever I asked. I lived like a king hapilly ever after until they got fed up and dropped out of the school for good.

Shout out to my high school colleagues at BMHS Ijegun.

Shout out to my high school colleagues at Mayflower Ikenne.

If you can survive in those two places, you can survive anywhere in this world.

Na wa o So u be complete afonja, just dey bear ipob name


I realised early, that ladies were attracted to me, those gays never had a chance!


Started boarding, right from 4yrs+! I cried till js3!

Now, everyone complains, I dont keep in touch! Wtf were dey expecting!



I can be so damn coldhearted

In all d comments, no one offered her financial assistance! Who sorry epp

baby124:
So the driver wiped out this whole family. While he survived the accident

I prefer to sit right behind those fockers! They have a nack of saving themselves, if u dont allow dem to sleep!

KardinalZik:
Karma!

She's a cheap prostitute parading herself as housewife. She charges #3,000 for her "service"; she's worked for some money earlier...meaning the guy isn't her first customer.

AND THE HUSBAND WILL BE SOMEWHERE, THINKING HE HAS A WIFE.

Karma just did its job!

He kept her in an uncompleted building, n probably keeps her d kids hungry. Wtf was she supposed to do with no education n no skills? Starve to death

F. karma!

dopemama:
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I trust Nigerians... No time for dulling!

No strength! Theirs been no let up in d hardship now

emeijeh:
Is this supposed to be our concern?


There are many important things to talk about like black/dark/fueless Christmas, the failed economy, APC woes. And you are here talking about someone's private jets?!



This country sef!

E be like say, tithes don dey reduce, so dem dey try launder d mog n him church image

musicwriter:
Anybody coming here to curse, that's very misplaced and shows how mentally subdued we could be as Africans. Simply google the names and do your research, then you'll figure it yourself.

To be a believer, u av to be able to ignore rational thought! Ignore facts! Its just not abt africans, but gullible humans of every shade.




When u see supposed academics, intellectual folks, claiming christianity, u wonder at how their brains could have, over-ridden facts n continued such practices?



I've been having a running battle with my family. I cant unknow my knowledge. Sometimes, when life happens, u need someone to hand over all


How can u worship a false immaculate conception? That supposedly, most unique thing abt jesus, has been around for thousands of years before him!


Then u read abt incorporating idol worship into christianity, to improve acceptability by citizens?!



I have realised, without great mental strength, a lot of folks cant do without a god! As it is, I'm also looking for, someone to hand-off my tribulations to

makydebbie:
Most guys are generally selfish. They just underate forepla.y.
What they'll do is fond!e the boobs for ten minutes and when they think you're wet, they slide in, chuk the chukuchuku, pour and that's the rest.


If you're going to talk about molestation as a child, then the guy has to understand the lady and how the body works. And also, she'll need to see a doctor.

Trust me, no matter how comfortable you're with using a diildo, when you get a real dick everything feels different.


Most problems comes from the guy, they think being wet is enough. A woman wants a guy who can make her cum even without penetration.

We live to learn.

yeyerolling:
If u wan do baby mama go for fine girls .dem go gv u fine kids. His first child carry mama uglyness . Bt this one . Naso davido go gv ugly sophie belle lol

Ugly babes, no dey hold anything back! Just ordinary side-eyes only, dem don fall yakata, open everything! Esp, when u get small swag.

whonamehelp:
this girl is useless, wetin e for take you to just chop the dick for 5min?
you just waste 6 whole year of your useless life just like that.

How is she sure that, giving in would buy her freedom?

Instead of u to use bushbaby, make my pple for quick decode, u label am 'grinch'

All I know is, we need a scape goat for this crisis! High powered member of this govt!

They'll still find a way to bash u




Pele

whitebeard:
Pls don't compare Nigeria with Japan/Korea/China. These countries invested heavily in morals and they have been doing this even before the brits thought of coming to Africa.

I cant speak for other tribes in Nigeria, but I'm quite sure, d Yorubas have a comparable culture of respect, if not more than those Asian countries u mentioned, before d Europeans thot of coming to Africa

MhizzAJ:
I really feel for these petty traders

Same thing happened in AYA, Abj, yesternite.


How can any govt, with a conscience, seize goods from petty traders at a time like this


Its frustrating enough just thinking abt it!

Bolustical:
They GROWN THE RICE when you were busy bolting out of your English classes?

Ode!

A big Tanx to u

I've been stressed all day, ur post was a fantastic comic relief. Actually, laughed out loud n cant stop smiling

Spar7tan:
Make Dem allow us hear word with this boy wahala now!! O ti sumi o. Small pikin wey no know Wetin e dey do.

Abeg, leave d poor boy alone o!

Baba God pick person call, u dey beef am?

My thoughts, exactly!