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AnodaIT:
The name I didn't see there is Atiku

Let's go 2019 - Atiku

That one na private - Halliburton



Unfortunately, humans have d shortest memories around! If Trump can in america, I dont think its impossible for atiku n pdp to win in 2019

Great news! All these in less than 3yrs!


Wailers aint gonna like or believe this news


Go hug something! Who ur un-belief epp?

I'm sure, u'll be shocked when d number n demographic of applicants are released.

In d long or short run, d igbos are gonna rule d country. They're an invasive species, just like d jews were in europe.



There is no hamlet in nigeria, were u wont meet an igbo man! And, unlike d northerners, they're not scared to acquire properties in their adopted homes.

tsdarkside:
exactly....fg is playing too nice with them....

python1:
Locking them up is even too mild, tax evasion is a serious crime, same as stealing. Property forfeiture and jail terms will deter other potential evaders.

Pls, who n who dont pay tax? How many members of d nass, pay their due tax?



Lets just see, how d tax story will play out.


To d several jobless accountants n lawyers out there, d tax market is abt to explode! Dont be left out!

Chevronstaff:
I still wonder how we have people like:
Donald Duke, Pat Utomi ,Soludo , Jim Ovia, Tony Elumelu e.t.c and our only options for presidency are Atiku and Buhari...
This is how Buhari will walk to Aso Rock in 2019 if Atiku is the main Opposition candidate....

Dont wonder anymore!


We're here on nl, forming political analysts, instead of joining or creating a grassroots party. Same sh*t those u mentioned!


Since Donald left, av u end his name in any important political stand? Even d twitter senator has been more publicised.

Acidosis:
Some are tithing for Patek and Rolex watches in Dubai.


Tithe against hypocrisy

Some were criticised for tithing for rolex n patek n dey re-evolved to tithing against poverty.


Another set were criticised for tithing for rolls n dey re-evolved to tithing for private jets(they also, started raining curses n deathwish up n down).



Objectively, who do u think will make heaven?

jetbomber17:
Due Process and Insubordination was his complaints not missing Money

U just wait for it! Let d wailers get their twist on it, u'll wonder if u're reading d same article!

MaziOmenuko:
Thats really petty coming from sahara reporters. Its a shame, you guys really stoop low to throw tantrums at an old man having symptoms very-very common with old age. IBB is almost 80yrs and if he dies today, he didn't die early at all.

If the result of a muslim stealing his shoes took 24 years since 1993 to manifest, then the result came too late.

24yrs since we had compulsory break from school!

Kingstel:
Hmmm...Sahara Reporters don come again.

Xmas Bonanza! I have got a beautiful Sony LCD tv 24" for sale in Abuja. Reach me for pics and price via PMs.

LCD ke


Na dash be dat

deji17:
With Biafra colour wrist watch? Kwantinue

Or gucci! Take ur pick!

godisgood200:
Lolzzzz. Guy, you have already hiked to liarland if you believe Abraham built the kaaba.

Nice comeback


Now can u do d hiking!

smileyoo:
pls read the post before commenting, this is not your dumb govt intervention, but that of, Iom and Eu.

No vex uncle


Tot it was by my dumb govt!

mistel:
my wife's wealth is ruining mine.

Man up n stop letting it get to u! Stop working urself up over nothing! Unless u're broke n a deadbeat!

Knowledge is a curse! D path an ignorant man will thread successfully, u'll take years analysing how u can thread it successfully n u still end up failing or diverting!


Take this example;
I was travelling one nite(overnite trip). I got to a dangerous stretch n stopped to ask in d penultimate village n was told robbers were active. I packed by d roadside n not long after, another car zoomed past! I slept over n didnt see any sign of crime, while passing thru in d morning!


U take forever to make life altering decisions n u see ignorant f*ckers living d dream n damning d consequences!



Ignorance is truly bliss!

Mrbolt555:
U will just waste your life and die early. Never do it. Impress your self. U have money? Spend it on yourself and enjoy your life. Never, I repeat NEVER! In your life try to impress women. U will not end up good.

Na so we meet am, n na like dat we go leave am! Why do u think, guys be hustling like kilode!


Sit n think, what does it take to satisfy d average man? Now, add attracting d right kind of bae n u see ur needs grow astronomically!

mediocre:
No no he doesn't even ask for that.

Inconsequential ke! U're on a long thing! Porn ti ba'ye je!

cuteguy123:
Like ya'll I have been having some hard time for the past couple of weeks because I wanna settle down but there is a problem; I have two girlfriends, one is an ssce holder, she is very lovely, beautiful and very respectful, but she doesn't have a BSc certificate, so she doesn't have a professional job, she is into make up and hair stuff.
My second girlfriend is a graduate, she is a medical doctor, always busy with work, she earns her own salary, doesn't rely on me for anything, she is well oriented and organized, like yall know what I ma talking about she is able to stand on her own without, not saying my first girlfriend relys on me for anything but guys I am scared that if I marry my first girl and something happens along the line I lose my job or I go bankrupt (God forbid) whose gonna Carter for the family for the time being while I get back on my feet since she doesn't have a professional job??
Please I need you guys to advice me, what do you think. My first girl or second one? Both girls are beautiful and well in place.

So what yall think! I would like my future to be secured as well marriage is like an investment!

Now, just reset ur brain! If d chips are down(both of u broke), who would u rather av beside u?


Forget financial security, after marriage, MOST ladies stop being nice n generous! I was this analytic n I truly regret it! U might live to regret d path not taken!

At least, they'll bring money home to spend, thereby improving d economy of their state.

Wailers will pretend not to observe all these! Waiting for d next fuckup by FG, to resume wailing!

Alwaysking:
This is just the truth, in 2019 you should quote this post, as far as I'm concerned atiku will never win any election.

Since after d convention, u no see say all him gragra don chill

clevvermind:
So it now a sin for pastors to own private jet? Nonsense.

Its a sin o! Their christ didnt even own a chariot!

Gaybu:
ko kan aiye A family was at the dinner table.
Son asked his father -'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there??'
Surprised father answered - 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs...:
In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.
Son - 'Onions?'
Father - 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.
This made his wife and daughter mad .
So the daughter said -'Mom, how many kinds of 'joysticks' are there?'
The mother smiled and answered - 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his joystick is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
Daughter - 'A Christmas tree?'
*Mom - 'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.'*

Merry Xmas in Advance

Though ur joke was funny, u should spare some emphaty for d lady.

GuyfawkesAB:
Chai. Village people at work! See as a car dealer's December became a nightmare

I just hope his insurance premiums are up to date.

MhizzAJ:
He's a proud dad

Exactly my tots!

thorpido:
Following the footsteps of Janet Jackson.

Show me a woman, who doesnt love money!



I tell guys, if u're spending n she's not tripping, u aint spending it right!

wickyyolo:
So beautiful, but what did they graduate with ?

If to say e dey extraordinary, dem for talk am





Congrats to them! E no easy.

They killed d guard, yet cant display d recovered loot!

yanabazee:
Saving all of it is a plain wickedness...

When you save everything, you starve the masses because money restricted from being circulated makes the country staged on recession!

Invest the higher percentage on all generated revenues while saving less than 30%...

When, if by God's grace another party take over from APC, the money that will be recovered from APC members will be tripple what PDP stole/hid....

What do u think dey were trying to do with npower, school feeding n 5k for indigent citizens? Short of looting d money flagrantly n den sharing on d streets(which has been d way things were done), d only way to spend money on d mass, is by such actions.


Even with all d anti-corruption mantra, u n I are witnesses to d continued looting of our resources! Did u see d size of bread being given to kids in d feeding programme? Nigerians are inbred looters, too much money released, would lead to outstanding cases of looting coming to light!

Oga honourhim, pension contributions, promotion allowance is part of salaries! Also, not all ministries were being owed.

In all developed nations, we're aspiring to emulate, d price of goods n services aint cheap! An african broom is being sold for $20+! Export yams n u become a millionaire! They even pay their farmers not to plant(cereals esp), so as to keep prices up! Go to SA n compare d prices of good n services.

If goods get any cheaper n 1naira=$1, then Africans would abandon Europe n make a beeline for Nigeria!

Always view d bigger picture!

I'm not saying they're d best, but they're an upgrade on all we've had before. Fash is 'talking' sense, lets see if he can 'do' sense!

godisgood200:
Do you really believe that Abraham is the same with Ibrahim? Then answer the question the Op asked

If u still think Abra n Ibro are different, den u n I cant av a meeting of minds. Read all my previous posts, n if u end up not getting my view, take a hike!