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Politics / Re: Police Recapture Kuje Prison Escapee, Yakubu AbdulMumuni In Ogun by ashpee(m): 2:49pm On Jul 13, 2022
Anytime you hear a Police say they swiftly mobilized... Know they are lying.
Someone possibly saw this fellow and reported him.
Police will be forming Jack Bauer in press releases but in real life vigilante better pass them.

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: APC Governors Will Deliver 22 States For Tinubu – Uzodimma by ashpee(m): 8:18am On Jul 12, 2022
Supreme Court Governor that could not win by the ballot is looking for his share of election money..
Education / Re: Fassy Yusuf To Sue Precious Okhimamhe Over Sex For Marks 'Defamatory Tweet' by ashpee(m): 3:38pm On Oct 10, 2019
Because this one was not caught on Camera he's here speaking grammar. Dr Boniface of Cold room Ministry could have issued same threats if he was not caught on Camera.
Phones / Re: How Can You Rationally Justify Spending N600,00 On A Phone? by ashpee(m): 1:53pm On Sep 29, 2019
Most of us dont understand the poster. It's not about the 600k but the value the phone will bring.

Unfortunately most a times I dont see people who can swipe their cards at once and buy 10 of these buying them, na people wey wan impress or show off.

Which phone Otedola or Dangote dey use? Let's start from there.

Religion / Re: 2019 Prophecies By Prophet Ekong Ituen by ashpee(m): 2:44am On Jan 01, 2019
This is an APC Prophet, Bikonu Chinedu call the PDP Prophet in.

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Travel / Re: Ghiath: Dubai Police Acquires The Most Advanced Police Car by ashpee(m): 4:30pm On Nov 28, 2018
Give Nigeria Police this one, they will park it at one Junction and be collecting N50 from motorists..
Crime / Re: Pregnant Woman Dies In Accident In Aba During Chase By Revenue Officers (Graphic by ashpee(m): 2:08pm On Nov 14, 2018
Get these tricycles off the major roads! It's not proper for Keke to be on Port Harcourt/ABA Express way.
Politics / Re: Breaking: APC Shifts Presidential Primary by ashpee(m): 7:34am On Sep 24, 2018
APC shifting dates upandan in order to receive aggrieved members from other parties..

APC is a SCAM

Their supporters BRAINLESS

Their President LIFELESS

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Politics / Re: FFK: Buhari Has A Beautiful Wife, Aisha Buhari, The Only Good Thing About... by ashpee(m): 11:26am On Sep 18, 2018
Hmmmm FFK is like you have not heard of "BA SHIGA"
NYSC / Re: How To Get NYSC Certificate Of Exemption by ashpee(m): 11:04am On Sep 18, 2018
"Collection of Certificate of Exemption is strictly with identification such as International passport and the bearer MUST BE PHYSICALLY PRESENT"

Madam Kemi was handed an Oluwale at NYSC Secretariat?

Trusted allies Una wicked!

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Travel / Re: Train Crushes 52 Cows To Death In Kaduna - Police by ashpee(m): 8:40pm On Sep 10, 2018
Meyitti Allah will soon carry out a reprisal attack on the train.. Watch out
Politics / Re: Amaechi Inspects Port Harcourt International Airport - Photos by ashpee(m): 7:24pm On Aug 19, 2018
The Lizard of Ubima shame on you!

After all the insults you rained on GEJ because of this Airport, many thought as Transport minister you will finish it in 3days..

It's over 3 years now, you and Saint PMB have not completed it. Soon enough, both of you will come to Rivers to campaign.


Scammers!
Family / Re: Man Spits On His Wife After Chasing Wife & Children Away In Rivers State by ashpee(m): 5:19am On Aug 19, 2018
FIDA Rivers State Branch over to you.
Education / Re: Accident Kills Students Of University of Agriculture, Makurdi (Graphics Photos) by ashpee(m): 2:05pm On Aug 15, 2018
Most of the buses and taxis that carry students within this campus are supposed to be in a scrap yard. Sad news
Family / Re: "My Wife Wants To Bring Her 7-Year-Old Girl She Had Before We Met To My Home" by ashpee(m): 10:56pm On Aug 05, 2018
In this life... Every opportunity you have to "father" a child, do not hesitate.

Most times such children turn up being the saving grace of some families.

If you love your wife, there's no harm helping her raise a child she had.

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Politics / Re: How Kenneth Okonkwo Killed His Political Ambition. by ashpee(m): 10:49am On Aug 04, 2018
Ndi Igbo don't be offended, this man reasons with his stomach..

GEJ was his alpha and omega yesterday.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by ashpee(m): 6:28pm On Jul 21, 2018
One-Customer Microfinance have buy marketi!

Politics / Re: 'Nigerians Have More Electricity Than They Can Consume' - Garba Shehu by ashpee(m): 5:31pm On Jul 03, 2018
Minister of power and darkness over to you!
Sports / Re: Ronaldo-Messi Fight Ends Russian Couple’s Marriage In Divorce by ashpee(m): 11:58am On Jul 03, 2018
Kai.. Foolish bunch. Neither Messi nor Ronaldo sign autograph for Una sef.. Divorce na
Crime / Re: Nigerian Guy Stops Petrol Station In His Area From Collecting "Keg Charges" by ashpee(m): 2:33pm On Jun 30, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Every fuel attendant has the right to collect keg charges. How much is #50 or #100 that you can't overlook. Those people suffer to make sure you have fuel in your car, at the end of the month they are paid peanuts yet you can't appreciate them with a token?

Is it by force to be a gas station pump attendant?? If it is not paying your bills simply look for something else than collecting illegal charges from customers.

Police officers are illegally collecting from motorists, pump attendants are illegally collecting from those buying to power generators.

After we all complain Nigeria is bad when we are subtly encouraging illegality.

#TeamAfrica Operation send Argentina home!

Politics / Re: Why Attacks On Vice President Osinbajo Are Unreasonable - By Kurtis Adigba by ashpee(m): 1:25pm On Jun 29, 2018
Our Vice President!

The honorable minister of condolence and cemetery development.

I'll resign if I were him to keep my name and integrity.

Everyone in this failed government is as guilty as the President. Failures.

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Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce: Poverty Is The Fastest Growing Business In Nigeria by ashpee(m): 12:39pm On Jun 29, 2018
Rubbish!!!

How much are you and your colleagues are budgeting for a year?

When you were asked how much you earn monthly you couldn't talk until the Afro fellow from Kaduna spoke.

Ben Bruce you are a hypocrite!

You are part and parcel of the people creating this industry.
Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba Reacts To Otedola Bridge, Lagos Tanker Fire by ashpee(m): 6:28am On Jun 29, 2018
Growing up in the mid 90s, container trucks, fuel tankers and other heavy duty movement used to be at night.

In Port Harcourt specifically, I used to see these vehicles queuing at the toll gate till around 9-10 pm before they enter the city center.

We need these restrictions back.

Great thoughts AliBaba.

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Converts To Islam - Fans React (Photos) by ashpee(m): 11:04am On Jun 28, 2018
The testimony of transformation at SALVATION MINISTRIES nko this woman??

Your life story of this woman is like ZEE WORLD, extra ordinary every day.

None of my concern
Career / Re: Man Celebrates Pretty Female Barber Who Cut His Hair In A Saloon In Abuja. Photo by ashpee(m): 8:58am On Jun 28, 2018
Come o, after she finished cutting the hair you guys went and cleaned up and dressed for the pictures?? I am not understanding.

Celebrities / Re: Motunrayo Anikulapo-Kuti Bitter Experience At An Accident Scene by ashpee(m): 4:04pm On Jun 26, 2018
I had similar experience in 2012..

The accident happened right before my eyes and nobody was willing to help. I had to go across the road where I parked a family members' car I drove out that evening.

Unfortunately the accident victim died while I drove to the nearest Government hospital (AIRFORCE).

The corpse was in the car with me till at about 12midnight when it was wheeled into the morgue.

The family members of the victim almost accused me of being the culprit who knocked the victim down.

Long story sha.. I have been skeptical since then.
Crime / Re: I Went Into Armed Robbery To Raise Money To Start My Church - Suspect by ashpee(m): 12:34pm On Jun 26, 2018
Church to raise disciples or criminals??
Food / Re: I'm Frustrated! This Egwusi Soup That I Prepared Quarrels With Water. Help! by ashpee(m): 9:17am On Jun 26, 2018
Get a straw and sip up the water, your Egusi soup will be complete.

But how do you want the soup not to be watery when you emptied a drum of water inside?? Na community soup?

Religion / Re: Our Mother Is Not A Witch; Children Of Woman "Who Fell From The Sky",Say. Photos by ashpee(m): 9:07am On Jun 26, 2018
Somebody cannot fly in peace again??

Is only in Nigeria that someone who is attempting suicide is arrested and charged to court instead of taking same to a rehabilitation centre.

This woman needs medical attention and good food.

Unfortunately she's a Nigerian citizen.
Crime / Re: "Woman Falls From The Sky In Delta, Lands In Police Barracks" - Facebook User by ashpee(m): 1:04pm On Jun 25, 2018
luvmijeje:
Is falling from sky a crime? Nigeria police and drama.

Her aircraft is not licensed by NCAA and FAAN�
Politics / Re: Nigeria Unfair To Mbazulike Amaechi – Obasanjo by ashpee(m): 7:57pm On Jun 24, 2018
Nairatrend:
@NAIRATREND

Former President, Olusegun Obasanjo has noted that successive administrations in Nigeria have been unfair to a First Republic Minister of Aviation, Chief Mbazulike Amaechi.


Amaechi was a First Republic politician and about the only surviving member of the Zikist Movement. He turned 89 last week.

The former President said this at the Ukpor hometown of Amaechi in Nnewi South local government of Anambra state during the elder statesman’s 89th birthday celebration.


The event attracted dignitaries across the country and Obasanjo, who was represented by Chief Bolaji Osinowo, noted that a man in the status of Amaechi should be celebrated given his contributions to the socio-political and economic emancipation of Nigeria.

He said, “I feel that I am in the presence of a living legend. He was a member of the first cabinet in Nigeria and the first team that piloted the affairs of this country.

“My duty today is to deliver the message of my boss, former President Olusegun Obasanjo. He had earlier told me to accompany him to Ukpor for this eventbefore he had an urgent meeting in Angola.


“He calls you his friend and say you are his senior and with what is happening in the country today, leaders like Chief Amaechi who put their lives on the line for Nigeria is receiving an unfair treatment.

“About 93 per cent of Nigerians are not happy with what is going on in this country and in most communities today, people cannot sleep with their two eyes closed for fear of night marauders.”

GIST VIA - https://nairatrend.com.ng/nigeria-unfair-to-amaechi-obasanjo/

These people talk sometimes as if they were never in power. OBJ what did you do for him as President. 1999-2017?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Businessman Jailed For 5 Years For Importing Container Load Of Tramadol by ashpee(m): 1:41pm On Jun 24, 2018
NafeesaAA:
Igbo again?
Abi na Igbo Amaka?

Igbos force the northerners at gun point to buy the drugs??
Instead of you to blame those abusing the drug, tramadol is a legitimate but controlled drug.

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