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Omihanifa:
RCC really tried for this bridge o. But let it be stated that president goodluck Jonathan started the construction of this bridge way back in 2011

President Jonathan never starts anything and finish..

except its a direction from God to do so it should be paid to the church u worship in

You are the church.

We are the church..

When you give your tithe to someone in need especially a brethren, you have paid your tithe.

N/B: the church isn't the building..not your pastor.

nokia1000:
I am fully regretting marrying my wife. She is always right and doesn't take corrections.
She doesn't have sex drive. Prefer sleeping alone that she doesn't want someone body to touch her.
She is not serious in anything that can generate money.
I have made a lifetime mistake. Sometimes I feel like committing suicide to get free from regretting. I am seeing myself going down slowly.

When I told my friend I can't marry a woman without been sure she can satisfy my sexual needs, he thought I was not serious.

After you pretend not to know this even when you yourself is a sex addict, you end up marrying because your pastor told you premarital sex is a sin and you stand to regret all your life, it is not me. In the end, you start looking outside your marriage for sexual satisfaction and the so called sin worsens.

So you carefully plan for she to get her key make time delay make she follow you go house?

We sabi that code bro, we don use am wella �������

Thanksful:
Personal investments are what people term government investment in Lagos.

Most of those structures are personally owned and has nothing to do with Lagos state government.

You mean people just left their states to invest in another state for no reason whatsoever?

Misplaced priority.

10mobile:
Changing the goal post I give it to Asiwaju's media team. They can turn black to white so efficiently! The man said the solution to insecurity is to employ 50 million soldiers and feed them with cassava and maize. Now, they want us to FORGET that by bringing farmers to talk about investment in agriculture. The desperation is real. It's clear they need to steal more money.

If the Government don't invest massively in Agriculture and the farmers don't farm, where will you get the cassava and maize to feed those he wanna recruit into the military?

Chester
If you know you know.

I have noticed that the most criticized aspirants end up winning the general election.

There was no name Fayose and his friends didn't call Buhari in 2015.

We are watching..

Pension na serious scam. Big men dey live on poor people their money called pension.

May be you no dey knack well. Check yourself bro.

Religion of peaces..

Many Abia people still see Tinubu as their problem.

Exactly the reason me and u go must knack before anything call marriage to avoid stories

In just 4-5 hours, u go make minimum wage of a Nigeria civil servant in a month.

U fit still come back ooh..

Him village people seriously dey after am..

Who dey count this defectors sef

Wee you kip kwayet.

Your girlfriend may not have lied. This is why:
There is the provider initiated testing and counselling services in most health facilities where organizations working on the HIV program are stationed in, what that means is she may have met one of their testers who just tested her to add up her testing numbers to meet her target for the day, result from those random testers most times needed to be confirmed before official release. When it turns out negative, they just do post test risk reduction counselling and ask the client to come back after 3 months for another test without really giving out a result.

Talkative/dancing Governor elect.

Atiku: Asiwaju, where are you going this night?
Me: like say Atiku don forget say the man na BAT, a nocturnal animal.

Zeekaycn:
Honestly she was paired with another person that applied for student visa. It's 5years duration

It is sad that you have no details about your finance travel..

There's also the resign option sir.

Please use it.

Simply resign.
That's the honorable thing to do.

666Advocate:
This is the second time on this Ijaw man.

No b to trend b this?

Who be Ijaw man?

The best thing that will happen to Nigeria is that Nigeria's grandmaster of corruption, the PDP will die and leave us, after which, it's child, the APC follows..

BigBashiru:
It's not about any party it's about facts and common sense.... Britain bombed lybia.... west African countries hate France and Britain....

Has nothing to do with any political party....

If you have any brain left in your skull, when next you wanna discuss facts, try to be civil. Am sure you are not President Buhari whom I will continue to refer to as a useless man. The only reason you acted on Buhari's behalf is because of either your religion, tribe or party inclination.

BigBashiru:
You are the useless person. Britain bombed lybia. They are not a friend of Nigeria or even Africa. It was their bombing of lybia that destabilised west africa and caused the break out of armed groups. Buharis response was great ... Buhari knows wat he knows....

One thing is sure here;

Your brain must have been removed supporting APC and so you are walking about with an empty skull. So I understand.

Boris Johnson offering to help Nigeria solve her insecurity and the old man is referring him to Libya

What a useless President..

debola27:
Some of us chose Nursing because we wanted it. Do you think some people can survive Nursing school heat. If you're a nursing student in the university, you dare not score less than C in any course. Any score less than C(50%) is failure. That is also the standard in medical school. So what are you saying?

Dear, I didn't say the nursing program is not tedious enough to go through. Don't get me wrong please.

ukaface:
No, it's not true. Is that what your wife has been telling you? She should get her facts right biko.

So, then there would be no point seeing a doctor if I can also Google my symptoms and get the medication I want. Seems you don't get this googling of a thing. If they were well knowledgeable, then they won't have to use Google. Geez!

AND I AINT A BRO

Brother, medical practice all over the world has advanced past all this thinking everything from your head we do in Nigeria because we wanna show we know everything even when we are ages behind, it is simply ego. Medical practice is now tech driven to keep you abreast with the latest care option that keeps changing every minute.

It is only in Nigeria where many of the patients you attend to are ignorant of even the slightest information about their ailments that you do that thinking everything from your head thing. Even in Nigerian hospitals, there are reference guides, treatment protocols and all that, most of which are either pasted on the wall or placed on the health workers desk, what do you think all that is for? If not to guide the health worker do his or her job better. In civilised countries, all that has been automated so that you can just click a button and get the information required. It is better you give your patient better care making reference than think everything from your head because of ego and get it wrong.