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#Badmarket

This is just the beginning.

I read the article on Punch online yesterday. He guy meant that he married a good wife who is like a kid sister to him and behaves too like a Mum,that is the reason he has enjoyed a good marital life.
In other words his wife has the good qualities of a younger sister and a Mum combined.

People should learn to read in between the lines.He doesn't mean that he married his younger sister o.

Orits I personally missed your songs from Albums like Tribulation and Conqueror etc.. Raw talent with Ras Kimono,Isaac Black,Blackky,Alex O,Andy Sureman,then Majek was Majek commanding rain to fall Live! They all rocked the Nigerian music industry between 1986,1988, 1990, 1991,1992....
These guys always come to Oregun, Ikeja Lagos to see one Lemmy Jackson then,the guy used to produce their songs. Those were the days of Tabansi Records,Premier Music,Sony Music,Christon Records etc
Those songs still make meaning till date. All the people asking who he is ,it is because either you were still in the womb when he was making waves or you are a baby,too small to know was going in the music scene then.

Kai, all these guys that own private jets go parra ooo.All the latest Range Rover owners, all those with Billions in their account.

I doubt if such law will see the light of the land.

UNN again? In the news for another bad reason in one week?

The same UNN that sent cleaners to NYSC camp as corpers.

This is one of the best Uni in Nigeria ooo, what is happening in that school?

Nobody will accept before?

The heart of man is very wicked...


In Nigeria that public office holders swear oath and enter the position and forget all they promised. Then the masses are on their own.

Op,

This is issue of football age is not helping matters. Looking at the girlo man face, he is not less than 30yrs, and you said he is 24 and his son is 9, haba naaaaa.

The age stuff just spoil the whole thing....Lie lie.com

No condition is permanent...

This is all I will say... Tomorrow,the guy can buy a dozen car... Think outside the box.

Too bad...

Can this happen in the west?

Why will they allow the innocent students suffer this?

Please all those that want to write Jamb,do your homework well before you fill in any school or course.

Why should a school that is not accredited or course be allowed run? What is the duty of all those people in NUC?

The governor has done well.

Some people still want to go after reading all these stuff?

[quote author=ferdimako post=28833961][/quote]Mr oversabi ..the most important thing is u getting the message passed across.

Continue looking out for d mistakes in all the posts in NL,that's your biz.

kevinalbright:
@aspirebig thanks sir.. I have actually but they are telling me I have to run an account bwith them for months before applying and all that. Thanks for the concern man.

U are welcome..

agarawu23:
hahaha I just remember back then wen I once lived in a face me I face u compound

modified : aspirebig really completed my list so he shows he truely live a face me I face u compound so here his is comments :

I will add the following: 1. Wicked Landlord'...
The landlord is the owner of the house,he
packed erosion sand from gutters during the
rainy season and keep them.little by little,he
will pack one tipper of sand,call a local
bricklayer and erect another one room beside
your room.

This type of landlords are uneducated but they
know the expiring date of all tenants rent off
heart.
The landlord is the only peron that has a
car,which uses only on sundays to go to
church...if you want to know such a
landlord,go to N10 Anuoluwapo street,off
Bamako by hotel bus stop, near Omole,Lagos.
The landlord wicked,no be small,he is a white
garment man.He uses jazz on his tenants too.
They only day he laughs is the day you pay his
rent. He will charge for water,govt water
oooo,he didn't have a well nor borehole,he
charges easch teanat for nepa bill
monthly,when he collects the money,he can
make like 500percent gain on the bill monthly.
He doesn't pay nepa bills.

2.The night crawlers,these set of tenants go for
night parties,friday nights,clubs,then come
back by 1am or 2am and start calling you on
phone to open the door for him.

The borrower,some tenants borrow a lot and
never pay back as at when they promise.

3.The haters,these are the kind of tenants that
will hate you just because you are
prospering ..that is your offence,nothing else.

4.The Teachers,the type of tenant maybe the
most educated one in the compound and he is
actually teaching @ a high sch nearby,so he is
now a teacher that teaches the landlord
children and other children free at his spare
time.

5.The wicked landlady,she sells @ the front of
the house,if you like use N1000 note to buy
just N100 thing from her,always she never
have change except if you finish the money in
her shop and her things are normally very
expensive.
And if you she knows that you are buying
things that she is selling from another
source,immediately you are her enemy,the
next morning when you greet her,she won't
answer neither will the husband. Refer to the
address in point 1 for more verifications.

6. Unmarried landlord daughters,these ones
are seeing themselves as god,because their
father build house in Lagos,so u are a nobody..
They will hate you when you have female
visitors,even their mother will hate you too for
leaving her daughters and bringing in friends
from outside.

7. The music player: some tenants are dj in
their one room apartment,they play from old
sch to new sch,once they are around,they
increase their volume to the highest.

8.The guest room occupants: This type of
room,u don't really know the actually person
that rent it. You will hear that Tony is the main
person that rent the room but he has moved
to Ajah now and the house is @ ikeja,then you
will be Tony's cousins,his younger
brothers,sisters,friends,village people,even
those coming to the city for the first time uses
the place as their initial house before getting
their own house.

9. The jobless group: they are always
@home,checking who went out and who did
not,who cooked and who did not,they will tell
u the dates that nepa came visiting to collect
their bills from Jan to Dec.

10. The peacemaker: usually the oldest tenant
in the compound,he is very loyal to the
landlord and if there is no landlord in the
house,he is the 'caretaker'..he likes making
peace..he may have spent 30 to 35yrs in the
compound. He will tell u proudly that he has
been living there since 1978... When the whole
place was still a bush.

11.The prayer man: this guy is always waking
up around 12midnight to pray,he is always
minding his business.

13.The drunkard; this guy normally was an
okada rider before Fashola ban bike,or he was
laid off in the factory,or he works in a
construction company and no more work or
money,now he drinks to be happy. He is owing
the landlord 6months rent.

14.The nurse: she works in a private or public
hospital in town,now she is a medical
consultant in the neighbourhood,giving
prescriptions,injections,treating sick
people,administering drips,etc...

15. The late night cook: the set of tenants
always come back late and will be cooking
when every one else is sleeping,disturbing
others with noise and generates heat in the
whole building..

16.The Light tappers,this tenant refused to pay
his nepa bill and had his nepa light cut off
from the connection source,the guy will get an
electrician,enter inside the ceiling and
reconnects the nepa quietly,he will stop
putting on his light or play music,but will be
using fan,electric kettle,fridge,charge
phone.etc..till he will be caught.

17.The NFA team: the set of tenants have 'No
Future Ambition' they are contented with level
of achievement and their lifesyle. They will tell
you that some people are still in the
village,under the bridge and they are doing
better. They dress on their best clothes on
sundays and buy enough drinks on the
table,they are very happy with their condition.
No plan of buying land,building house or
moving out,they move out by force. They
usually have plenty childern and wife say like 6
to 9 of them inside the 10 by 12 room.

18.The sports analysts: they are die hard fans
of d diff clubs in italian seria a,EPL
clubs ,spanish la liga. They will tell u all the
news about Man U,Man
City,Chelsea,liverpool,Barca,Real Madrid etc...

In fact,poverty and illiteracy are very bad.
Many people here in Nigeria are just existing
but not living the good life @ all. Is a pity!...
Who no go,no go know ooohh.

Those days of little beginning,thank God for today. We done jump face me I slap u pass for life...

nicewoody6:
Before you approach that Bank make sure you have read the eyes popping articles about current accounts, savings account and the one about banks and whether they are your financial friends or foes on www.nairabanks.com if you fail to do this, that your N5million may be far less than N4million before you realise what is happening.

That one is sure... There are many fraudsters everywhere,so anything that concerns money,one need to be very very careful.

victorazy:
Not ordinary hubby but God fearing husband,

No mind them...

Sparkle777:
Soo funny but sound advice.
Bizness comes in various guises.

Confirmed and sure things. If I were the op,I won't sell the goat. I have enough space in the compound to rear the goat.

samtol4:
you don't need to think sir .PhD in Nigeria compare to advanced countries is like comparing primary school to University .The gap is so wide if you have the resource don't ever plan for PhD in Nigeria

You are on point...

Juzzybabe:
I understand your point and living alone isn't my desire only that living here isn't my joy either. My husband has money but he will do everything he can to avoid cost.I can bet my neck my husband will not send for me and the baby together,he's lookin at the general cost of accommodating his wife and kid. he knows if its just me,I must work either I like it or not but with the baby,it will either involves paying a nanny or me being a full house wife while he alone work.If I insist am not joining him without the baby,he wouldn't mind if I stay with his parents all my life! as it will rather save him much spendings.But I don't want to keep staying with his parents because his mum especially is a silent killer,she wud so agree with her son as she rules over her husband.why am eager to work is because my husband doesn't meet half of my needs.He takes care of hospital bills only. it was October and november he sent 10k each which he asked me to give full account of how its spent. I used it all on hospital bills. I just can't help staying in this house,my mother inlaw will torture me.

1Ok as in Pounds or dollars,if I hear say na 1OKnaira?

Yes it is,there can be potholes,but it will be fixed on time.

But op,come to areas like Ishaga in Lagos,parts of Ikorodu, Ajah, mofoluku, Ikeja inside.. Na potwell u go see...

Coming from a woman, in these ages of chillessness, couples are less fruitful now unlike in the 60s, 70s and 80s, with menopause.

I will advice whoever cares to listen to marry early, nothing like advantages of marrying late . Remember once you are 30, you can never be 29 again.Be prayerful and ask God for guidance, there is no perfect man or woman anywhere, tolerance, understanding, sharing, love, forgiveness and avoiding 3rd party interference, good home mgt are keys to a successful home and marriage.

Marry on time, have your 3kids and less and rest. Train them and have peace of mind, buying baby food at 60years, is not the best.

It took me six months to get a job, but I started the interviews process immediately after service because my NYSC certificate was needed to ascertain that I have served.

So I think it is relative to individual, to someone else six months is long, to someone else, it is not long.

But, the earlier the better,that is the truth.

So do u want to kill the goat and the offspring?

Abeg free the goat, let the goat rear the offspring, if you are not ready to keep the goat,someone in your neighbourhood will.

A good business in disguise, if you are "Patient and you have "Goodluck, come next Christmas, you will not be a goat buyer again, but a goat seller.....

Life has taught me to be patient, hardworking,selfless, ambitious and believe in God.

Story

Hmmmm

If you put "D" ahead of evil, you will get Devil....

Allureoftheseas:
90% of people are born with it.

Where did u get that statistics from?

Have u taken time to do a proper research on all the people in the world individually to ascertain your statement?


Op simply go to MFM with the babe,a serious deliverance will be conducted and it will all be a past tense,but you guys must remain very prayerful.

How much is the loan? You and your siblings (those working) gas gave a meeting, share the loan repayments, then after servicing the loan, then after advice mum and dad to live within their means, while you the children will be assisting them financially.

Let your parents know that as a married man now, some responsibilities been added on your shoulders financially and otherwise, do they also should have it in mind .

Hmmm, there must be a reason behind his action...