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and dats how someone's account gets "garnished" into thin air

Bobby Valentino spotted

pm me ur complete number, babe

L3G3ND:
a guy that can smartly wound himself round a conversation, a guy that confidence is written all over him, i like beard gang tho but not the shabby ones, well dressed dudes and most importantly one that smiles easily ... tho i can judge a cool dude from the first few sentences
then you can have the digits 08113******

I don't mind fvcking a goddess myself

d village river goddess finally got her

how about we hang out, spend d whole day staring at each other, then go our separate ways afterwards? at least dat way, nobody has anything to lose

Sholaqe:
taking a girl out and spending on her doesn't mean you have permission to sleep with her.

A recent survey has shown that there are 3 important qualities that a man needs to have to win the ladies over. You can call them the “3 bigs”! A big heart, a big bank account, and A big penis. Surely, every woman has at one point or the other thought about each one of these "qualities" in a man, but out of the three, which is really the MOST important?

he's obviously choked up by most of the pills himself

your boyfriend's "balls"

VickyRotex:
What's this? I'm not indomie generation o. But I don't know what this is!

he went for the Yoruba ass, but realized it was no different from the Ghanaian ass

Python is like pu**y.... one size swallows all

Islam should be eradicated. Its better to be an atheist than to be a muslim. with islam gone, the world would know true peace. China is wise

why are you bearing ikpummiri? ikpu gi o na ehi mmiri?

IkpuMmiri:
Just Trying To Make Common Sense!

she looks more like a polished version of bobrisky

bunch of ugly h*es

poor old friend, Hugh. he had lots of s*x, ate s*x, sniffed it, sold it, yet he made it to 91. such a painful loss. Glad he left a few good pimps behind. His manhood sure lives on

pm me lemme give u his contact

softwerk:
To fu*ck this boy just dey hungry me

At least I will also be a celebrity

I heard he's still a virgin and has no girl friend?!

if this is your idea of cute, then your field of vision must be in disarray. have your cornea checked asap.

LOVERS OF CUNNILINGUS

IamKashyBaby:


Hahahahah...how i wish ooo..thick soft lips are my weakness too but unfortunately he dont have that kinda thickness...

forget d funny angle, pls pm me asap, I have a project I believe you can handle

kenonze:
U are funny

would you be a second, third or fourth wife to a rich man?

GloriaNinja:
MONEY TALKS... HE GOT THE DOUGH ....HE IS RICH AND LIVING THE LIFE.

"heavily soiled"? restless filthy paws everywhere. handle her gently, who knows, she might come to life.

who is buhari?

how can I lay ma hands on dat excess cargo you're carrying behind ya? I really need to arrest you for dat

kenonze:
Very unlikely

Jemima

she went behind n fvcked her ex, dude found out and knew that dis this shameful act of hers will continue even after he marries her then he decided to punish her for her detestable deed. wat better punishment than dis. echoes of devastation will linger in her life for a very long while.

fugly

food for the descendants of the gods (Assassin101). imam make her the mother of Hercules d second

why r u only interested in their pricks?

missbeckykisses:
Cut thier pricks

unauthorized picture-taking of private facility from over d fence.

friggin lesbian stripper bi*ch. wtf r u doing on Nigerian soil? Iron d*ck fall u...

will they fall from d sky?]

fpeter:
Amazing Grace! Twin boys fall on me...Amen