₦airaland Forum

gidyambi:
This is the prototype of virgins and not those old cargos that are presented as virgins

BrotherFolake:
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[color=orange]Simp everywhere.

Op, your father must be a SIMP, why would your father has only one option. If you want to marry, make sure you have many options, so that you can Divorce anyone and marry another without wasting time.

That's why i have upto 500 Girlfriends, I don't even know whom to marry anymore.

Op, your father is simply a SIMPle man [/color]

BrotherFolake:
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[color=orange]Buhari in conjunction with APC have used Nigerians, especially Youths to play gambling, that's why he called them Lazy Youths.

Nothing is moving in this country called Nigeria, instead of Buhari to do something meaningful about it, he decided to use this lady called Hilda Baci to distract Nigerians🇳🇬

Buhari is aboutto secure another Loan, and nobody is talking about it[/color]

BrotherAdenike:
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[color=orange]As far as someone from the South is ruling Nigeria, we are happy with it. We don't want anyone from the North anymore.

Buhari should vacate office with immediate effect because his regime is over.

After Buhari leaves office, no one from the North will ever rule Nigeria again

The South has taken over[/color]

BrotherFolake:
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[color=orange]No retreat! No surrender.

If Tinubu refuse to return the mandate him and INEC stole from the good people of Nigeria, then Nigeria will divide, so that everybody can go their separate ways.

Why is Tinubu trying to Force himself on us who did we offend in this country is it by force to serve Nigeria

Tinubu, the only advice we Sane Nigerians can give to you is "do the right thing at the right time, so that there will be peace in Nigeria [/color]

BrotherBisola:
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[color=orange]Too many body counts.

How can a lady with big booty become a virgin overnight.

Maybe in her dreams[/color]

otuomasirichi:
These stuffs killed my feelings for ladies

BrotherShade:
Relationship Wahala no be here

Story of my life

Just take time and read from beginning to the end, you will understand.

I got married to a Yoruba Lady just to try another tribe.

Since I got married to a Yoruba woman, my life has never been the same, she prepares only ewedu and Amala for me, I told her to cook another food for me, she insisted that her parents taught her how to prepare only Amala and ewedu.

This Lady can snore for Africa, she doesn't allow me to sleep at night, na snoring she dey use wake me up for night.

Whenever we want to make love, I will force her to bath, but to no avail. She said that she bath only once in a day, I did not argue with her, I insisted that she must bath before making love.

My brothers, this Yoruba Lady went into the bathroom, stayed only 1 minute and came out, I ask her why she bath only 1 minute, she said bathing is not her thing, she is used to it.

My brothers, what offence did i commit for marrying a Yoruba Lady. All the things she dey do for house, I just dey tolerate her, na so so mess she dey mess for room whenever she eat her Amala and ewedu.

She Don use ofe mmanu scatter my family, Who did i offend.

I have already divorced her in peace

BrotherShade:
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Story of my life

I got married to a Yoruba Lady just to try another tribe.

Since I got married to a Yoruba woman, my life has never been the same, she prepares only ewedu and Amala for me, I told her to cook another food for me, she insisted that her parents taught her how to prepare only Amala and ewedu.

This Lady can snore for Africa, she doesn't allow me to sleep at night, na snoring she dey use wake me up for night.

Whenever we want to make love, I will force her to bath, but to no avail. She said that she bath only once in a day, I did not argue with her, I insisted that she must bath before making love.

My brothers, this Yoruba Lady went into the bathroom, stayed only 1 minute and came out, I ask her why she bath only 1 minute, she said bathing is not her thing, she is used to it.

My brothers, what offence did i commit for marrying a Yoruba Lady. All the things she dey do for house, I just dey tolerate her, na so so mess she dey mess for room whenever she eat her Amala and ewedu.

She Don use ofe mmanu scatter my family, Who did i offend 😎

otuomasirichi:
Op, is she a Yoruba lady

otuomasirichi:
FAKE NEWS ALERT!
THIS NEWS IS JUST TO MAKE TINUBU URCHINS BOTH MALES AND FEMALES TO MASTURBATE BEFORE THE REAL DEAL COMES OUT.

THEIR MALE WILL USE VASELINE WHILE THEIR FEMALES WILL USE VIBRATOR AS USUAL 💪💃🤸

Johnthum:
That so called Collation officer will be shot at the School premises. No one will save him.

When he gets to Hell fire, he will learn never to tamper with people's mandate in his next life.

Take it to the Bank 💯

daberechi8:
So LeoDeKing was the one that scammed me on Nairaland with his SimplyLeo Scammer monicker. Thunder that will fire him is still doing rehearsal at Ile Ife

nurric:
No be who first score dey always win match. We eagerly await for Obidatti Lagos rally. LP supporters from Festac alone will full that stadium. No jokes

sandraade:
Obi lacks the intelligence and courageous heart to govern Nigeria. In fact, listening to his answers to various questions asked him, it’s clear to all right thinking individual like myself, that Obi is not intelligent enough to handle various issues facing Nigeria at this time. Therefore Obi is going anywhere in this coming elections

nwokoocha:
Omo Yoruba with their character assassination, not surprised

nwokoocha:



Tinubu urchins should join the winning team now before it's too late

BootyliciousBoy:
See how my gender keep disgracing me up and down because of sex, who did i offend. Instead of my niggas to go get married and settle down, they are busy fvcking oloshos, spreading diseases everywhere in the name of love. Later now they will start blaming the devil as usual. Look at how a grown up man that has never washed her mother's pant nor her sister's panties since he was born, will now stoop so low to wash Prostitutes dirty Panties full of menstruation. May god forbid bad thing

Onyemaya:
One should never trust a woman who will not tell you her real age.

Never trust a woman who doesn't like to eat.

Never trust a woman who will not lie about her age after thirty.

Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'.

NaijaOlosho:
The way Nigerian court pass judgment eh

I am not saying the teacher did right but then he didn't kill anyone.

Evans the kidnapper killed many yet his jail term wasn't life.

Captured bokoharam members killed many yet

You jail this man for life and set bokoharam members free then called them repentant terrorists

OdefaGirl:
Egungun....see your life, just for how many seconds rubbish