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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by asscend: 2:53am On Feb 06, 2011
proudly9ja:

I just pray our first team is fit. I wouldn't want to go on another year thinking 'what if x and y had played?'



By the looks of things you are headed in that direction.

This is the Myth Arsene has used to justify not spending money. So and so will be back shortly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by asscend: 2:48am On Feb 06, 2011
Song, not being in the side saddled FAB4 with more defensive responbilities and when push got to shove, Cecs was no where to be found, rather it was Rosicky making a monkey of himself shocked




You got me laughing here.

The guy was absolutely useless in this match. He has not had a good game this season.

Why can't that sturbon manager see this?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by asscend: 2:40am On Feb 06, 2011
proudly9ja:

As for Diaby, let's loan him to Stoke, he seems to fit into their game plan and bring back Lansbury from Norwich.
Looking at Arsenal's Bench today, what changes would you have made?




i will suggest you add Denilson & Rosisky to your list of loanees after which they must be sold off.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by asscend: 8:44pm On Feb 05, 2011
mystikal:

Still thinkingg how fantastic it would have been if we held on to our victory Today. 4 goals comeback too much abeg.



The draw is even more painful after United's loss.

The entire team should hands up and make an immediate apology to their fans by scoreing five goals in their next match and ensure they win it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by asscend: 8:39pm On Feb 05, 2011
loyika:

If The Scum lose to Wolves, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE DIABY!!

tongue GOONER 89







Okay they have lost and it means you will never forgive Diaby even if he scores the winning goal in the Carling cup.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by asscend: 8:36pm On Feb 05, 2011
ritchboy:

Unbeaten run over. . . BEATING run commences grin grin grin



Thats so funny. Nice one,

Foot ball is a funny game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by asscend: 7:55pm On Feb 05, 2011
On a separate note, the defensive cohesion disappeared once Djourou came off. . . .while Squillaci can't be blamed directly for much, his introduction clearly disrupted the defence.





Spot on!

However that Squillaci guy looks to me like another Cygan.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Arsenal [4 - 4] On Saturday 5th February 2010 by asscend: 6:39pm On Feb 05, 2011
Performances like this is why Arsenal will not win the league.

If they had continued to score goals then this would not have happened, but they wanted to start passing and they passed themselves out of the game.

Yes decisions by the ref contributed; That refree should be fired for consistently making errors; however you will never see Man U or Chelsea draw games afta leading 4nil.

This is just not acceptable and prove once again that if you attack Arsenal agresively you will draw or win them.

This team lacks leadership in situations like this.  

Look guys today is the day you kiss goodbye to a title challenge.  

Man U are already a goal up in 2minutes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: Champions of England by asscend: 11:20pm On Jan 31, 2011
Kenny_G:

cry cry cry cry cry
and even more cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry that his replacement is caroline




Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You got me laughing out so loud.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by asscend: 11:13pm On Jan 31, 2011
debosky:

Latest updates from Sunny Newcastle grin

There has been a dramatic turn of events at St James 'we don catch maga' Park as Eboue has flown in via helicopter from North London.

Apparently Eboue has asked for the stadium to be named [i]Comrade 'Na Who Born the Maga' Eboue Park [/i]and the captain's armband or the deal is OFF. shocked shocked

He is also requesting the club provide a makossa club close to the stadium and prepare 'Welcome to Newcastle' posters a la Tevez with his handsome mug splashed across the city.

Wenger has offered to make Eboue the official club mascot, replacing Gunnersaurus if he agrees to stay. . . .an enticing offer indeed. cheesy

Stay tuned for further developments. grin




Ha ha ha, very funny.

Please keep it coming as we only have 50min to go b4 the transfer deadline closes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by asscend: 11:10pm On Jan 31, 2011
loyika:

More Breaking News!!

SPURS SIGN NICK BEND"HER" FOR 30 MIL!! shocked shocked

Oh wait news coming in; ARSENAL HAVE JUST RE-PURCHASED HIM BACK FOR 15 MI[/b]L shocked

New filtering in is that the deal was done behind Harry's back as [b]he was busy deciding what Pizza to order from Pizza Hut.
He was assured that it was either Van Nister[i]"horse"[/i] that the chairman was bargaining for (or practically any other Van this and that there was out there) Unfortunately when he found out it was the Dane, he had a real fit and asked for the deal to be reversed, so Arsene being the Hard Bargainer that he is agreed to buy him back at 15 Mil. (netting a profit of 15 mil in the kitty in the process) Typical Arsene is that. cool cool

We await news from Debo on the Ebouegate transfer saga shocked Over to you Debo in Sunny Newcastle grin grin What more can you tell us on this new development.

grin GOONER 89





Nice one.
Business / Re: Inventions That Can Make You Rich (both In Nigeria And Abroad) by asscend: 1:10am On Jan 28, 2011
selling scrap metal or what? Pls expanciate.
Business / Re: Make Money With Your Phone Daily by asscend: 7:04pm On Jan 27, 2011
meetagape:

The full info is on the website.




can u pls make your web site more user friendly.

Reading the text one needs,

I think you need to tone the colour  down a bit.

Its a brilliant idea.  Well done.
Politics / Re: A Nigerian Became First Black Member Of Parliament In Poland by asscend: 5:18pm On Jan 27, 2011
Good to know. Congrats to him for taking the bold step. More of such please.
Politics / Re: A Nigerian Became First Black Member Of Parliament In Poland by asscend: 5:16pm On Jan 27, 2011
solaugo1:

Can i vie for a membership of Abia State House of Assembly, though i am from Ogun State?, Pls constitution lawyers help me out.



Not at all. That wicked law must be changed. Electoral Act they call it needs to be ripped off and started again.

Though they claim to have just amended it.
Politics / Re: Voter Registration. . . Jega Asks For Another N6.6bn by asscend: 5:09pm On Jan 27, 2011
Hoodrat:

All you r e t a r d posters should shut your smelly mouth before I lose my cool, You are not expected to say something inteligent and if you got something important to say walk straight to aso rock and lay your comment and opinion down I bet you won't left breathen, before you type any s ** t ask yourself this question will my comment and opinion be read by the government or any of their official? You are just wasting your time talking so loud like you own the world this thread soon die and another thread will be brought in that's how it goes on and on and you are yet to find something important to do with your time? How long will you continue to talk so loud infront of people who know nothing about your existence and comment, )I aint even gon act on that cuz we bringing troops in soon to f ** k those ugly old pig off and we can aswell born your cities but don't be Offended is for nigerian people sake. Holla at me you coward generations sit and watch them looting your life and killing your mama and papa with poverty and hardship all in the name of the silly government strategy which has add no good to the nigerian economic. F ** k u all. Tell mum and dad to get their insurance paid up cuz there will be no room for mercies.





Easy oh! You make some good points however tone your wordings down please.

Remember violence begats violence,
Politics / Re: Voter Registration. . . Jega Asks For Another N6.6bn by asscend: 5:04pm On Jan 27, 2011
you right sis.
Politics / Re: Voter Registration. . . Jega Asks For Another N6.6bn by asscend: 4:54pm On Jan 27, 2011
Well this is what you get when you do things in a hurry.

Voters registration should take a year in my opinion so every one can register.  Not necessarily the way it is set up but people can go to their local govt offices or inec local offices to register.  This way cost is minimal but it is spread over a longer period of time.

Only in Nigeria do we impose such voters registration on people and we expect excellent results, its just not possible.

if we did this since last year we would have been done by now, instead we spent all our time looking for a dead president.  No one rememberd that an election was in a years time.

JEga is not the problem, the system is.  He wants more money, so give it to him; its expected in such a system of hurried voters registration.

We must think of the future and clear this mess; however i'm of the opinion that the govt love it this way.
Business / Re: Do Anyone Has 25kg Bags Of Thailand Rice For Sale? Any Brand by asscend: 2:25pm On Jan 26, 2011
What of Abakeleke rice? cheesy cheesy

Rebranding people come and see oh!

Will you buy another type if you dont find what you want?
Business / Re: Unlcles Company Slammed With 9million Naira Tax By Lagos State by asscend: 2:15pm On Jan 26, 2011
Does your uncle not have accountants?

Sad to say that many Naija small businesses never saw the need to get one, so smart govt has capitalized on this and will hit them all hard. The truth is he will win as you guys dont have proper records.

Its not too late to start. Keep all your eceipts etc.

In fact with this new lagos taxation it will create jobs for accountants and all those business students.

Any way you can go to court to fight your case just make sure you have evidence.
Business / Re: Home Business/start Up Business In Usa and abroad by asscend: 2:01pm On Jan 26, 2011
LoveKing:

How can it take off abroad, how much funding needed to start, whats involved?






Just discover an outstanding talent and show case him to them- they will go for him. while you smile to the bank as an agent. Oh dont forget to get your licence as a Fifa football agent. The cost please find that out on Fifa website.

All the best and i look forward to hearing your name as the one that sold a better Maradonna to Man city.
Business / Re: Home Business/start Up Business In Usa and abroad by asscend: 1:54pm On Jan 26, 2011
Ozin:

Thank you very much for this advise.But in a situation where I dont know anything about a salon biz.Do u have any idea about starting up an Africa restaurant with strictly naija food with less pepper of course.Because I know some of my white friends who visit me love okro when mixed with stew and eaten with Semolina.Most ask for that whenever they plan to come for dinner






As long as you can cook; you can set it up.  

However i don't know the local laws there but you can find out from your local province.

Rent a shop and convert it into a Resturant or take away shop.  

You can also cook from home and supply for events.  

From what you said the people like your food; you can have that as your special dish.

Don't forget to do your costing and check availability of what you need.

Dont limit it to the black people only as they are still few compared to parts of Europe and America.  Enlarge your coast and grow your food business.  The chinese never limited their food to themselves only, the rest of the world has come to embrace it.

Australians like food, that i know, they have a good climate to grow food and they make the use of it.
Business / Re: Outsourcing by asscend: 6:16pm On Jan 25, 2011
You need to know what exactly you want to out source.

Be specific and you will find the right persons to do it.

There are so many companies that do what you want contrary to what you said; hence the need for you to be specific on what you want.

What part of the world do you want to out source to? India, Nigeria, Indonesia etc. Labour is far cheaper in such countries.

When you have the list of what you want then please come back for further details. (Pls i hope I'm not sounding rude its not the aim).
Politics / Re: Youth Corper's Enslavement In Voter's Registration. by asscend: 5:30pm On Jan 25, 2011
Where are our senators?

They must look into this quickly.

My suggestion is all Agrived coppers should sign up in a forum and send the petition to the govt and also one to the international media.
Politics / Re: Amaechis Port Harcourt! by asscend: 5:08pm On Jan 25, 2011
Let this project be completed first as it will work as a pilot scheme for other cities.

Also the idea of building new cities in place of PH is good however you dont necessrily have to build, you link two cities together by providing easy access through roads and trains.

You will be amazed at how people will flock to these towns and in a short while it will become a city in its own right.

Remember that places like Obibo where all villages but with easy access people began to move there, so also it will be for other towns.
Politics / Re: Amaechis Port Harcourt! by asscend: 3:08pm On Jan 25, 2011
Please when is this project expected to be completed?
Politics / Re: Amaechis Port Harcourt! by asscend: 11:30pm On Jan 24, 2011
This looks impressive.

If this is completed, it will help dicongest PH roads.

Where will the train start from and terminate?
Politics / Re: Wikileaks To Name Nigeria’s Treasury Looters by asscend: 8:29pm On Jan 21, 2011
More revelations please,

Amount of money taken by each individual will be an added advantage as to allow teachers and doctors proceed with legal actions against state gov for not paying them at all or salary delay.
Politics / Re: President Told To Cut Government Costs For Survival Of Nation by asscend: 8:18pm On Jan 21, 2011
Someone rightfully said on this forum, 'One way out is the immediate shrinking of government. This style of of governance is too expensive and unsustainable'.

typical example

You have a Minister of Works and you also have Minister of State for Works . what job does a Minister of state carry out that Minister cannot do and then you have a permanent secretary of works.

Over bloated nonsense.
Investment / Re: Investors Shun Nigeria’s $500 Million Eurobond by asscend: 8:08pm On Jan 21, 2011
blacksta:

I agree 100%  The rapid depletion of the Excess Crude Account and The reserve is clearly abnormal. I suspect if things carry on this way Nigeria will declare bankruptcy.  

One way out is the immediate shrinking of government. This style of of governance is too expensive and unsustainable.

typical example

You have a  Minister of Works and you also have Minister of State for Works . what job does a  Minister of state carry out that Minister cannot do and then you have a permanent secretary of works.  

Over bloated nonsense.



Nice observation.

This question must be asked.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by asscend: 1:59am On Jan 20, 2011
proudly9ja:

Honestly, if we can get a Vidic like CB to partner JD20 or a fully fit TV5, I doubt if any team would be able to defeat our first team.




BUT THE GAFFER WONT SIGN.

We all know the usual excuse at the end of the season (if i had so and so fit).

Mr Wenger buy a good defender not your usual rejects and pls get rid of Denilson fast.
Politics / Re: Nnewi City: Abandoned And Neglected! by asscend: 1:45am On Jan 20, 2011
Just have a gov like Fashola that will bull doze anything in his way to get the job done.

Aba in particular needs such approach.  I think the Abia governor seems to be the weakest link among the SE.

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