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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by asscend: 9:24pm On Jul 08, 2011
This new trend of Stadium rights is really cool and a good way to inject cash to a team.

In about 5 years wen the current deal with Emirates is up, Apple will pay Arsenal £5 billion to rename their stadium?

May be then Arsenal will start buying proven players with Arsene retired and running his own youth academy.

Let the naming war begin,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by asscend: 2:10pm On Jul 08, 2011
medjai:

La Liga 2011-2012 fixtures have been released.
We kick off with a trip to big spending Malaga and face Villareal only a week later at home.
We'll also play Valencia and Atletico all in the first 6 weeks.
We have to hit the ground running.
medjai:

La Liga 2011-2012 fixtures have been released.
We kick off with a trip to big spending Malaga and face Villareal only a week later at home.
We'll also play Valencia and Atletico all in the first 6 weeks.
We have to hit the ground running.

Tough fixtures, Malaga will be one to watch this season.

Thats another Man City with loads of Cash to burn.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by asscend: 1:55pm On Jul 08, 2011
chrisical:

We would be making a huge mistake signing neymar.Not because he is not good but the boy will come with a huge amount of expectation which he may not cope with as well as the astronomical fee that would be paid.Its only a matter of time before our transfer activity picks pace


I agree with you. If he flops, it will be a case of two (torres to the equation) highly expensive but disfunctional toys for Roman.
Politics / Re: Tonye Cole Dropped As Minister by asscend: 3:28pm On Jul 07, 2011
Tyche:

Shall we ever discuss a topic here without introducing tribalism. This is what is killing us. it's pathetic.

Its Pandemic you know and this madness has to stop.

Imagine if the nation was relying on them to take a decision, after they finish fighting over nothing, they will present nothing to the nation.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man (47) Caught With 101 Packages Of Cocaine In His Tummy. by asscend: 2:56pm On Jul 07, 2011
citee:

I gbadum this post. If the guy had broke the world 100m record, there would have been no mention of Nigeria in the story. But because he is caught for drug trafficking, even though he carries a German passport some mischievous people want to associate him with Nigeria.
Sorry bro you are not one of us,period!


Don't mind those mischievous folks, trying to pepertuate false hood grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man (47) Caught With 101 Packages Of Cocaine In His Tummy. by asscend: 2:53pm On Jul 07, 2011
N101:

How selective. I bet if he did something famous rather than infamous, even with his German nationality, Nigerians would want to claim him!

And unless most of you are over 60, this was not a "young" man, this was a 47 year-old adult.




Just like the Germans will be quick to claim him if he did something famous.

This time its infamous he is still their own.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man (47) Caught With 101 Packages Of Cocaine In His Tummy. by asscend: 2:51pm On Jul 07, 2011
Concept:

Nigerian blood, German passport.

Still German at the end of the day.

Case closed,
Crime / Re: Council Seals 200 Medicine Shops In Abia by asscend: 12:10pm On Jul 07, 2011
owobokiri:

Here we go again. The military mentality. Were these markets not closed by Dora sometime in the past? You just wake up, recruit the police and enter a market and close all the shops in sight. No planning, no attempt to give the owners enough time to find something else to do. This is Aba. Unemployment will only lead to kidnappings again. I hope we have enough registered pharmacists in Nigeria with enough well stocked outlets to serve the general public. The pharmacists contineu to do everything to control these outlets but they dont seem prepared to feel the vacuum that will be created if all "chemist shops" are closed in a go. It is good to have trained hands dispensing drugs, but the wider availability of drugs especially in the rural areas should not be overlooked. There maybe a need to licence other trained health workers to help and I dont know if they PCN is constitutionaly capable of "closing peoples shops" at the drop of a hat.


Nice points raised,
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man (47) Caught With 101 Packages Of Cocaine In His Tummy. by asscend: 12:06pm On Jul 07, 2011
z-murda:

Read:

[size=28pt]GERMAN NATIONAL!!![/size]


The man is not a Nigerian. Since Goodluck got into presidency we no longer do bad things



Nice one!
Education / Re: Futo Students In Mini Riot? by asscend: 12:04pm On Jul 07, 2011
antonion:

HI guys just wanna check this site iam in SOuth Africa how you all doing? cheesy


Greetings to Mbeki and others.

welcome to Nairaland.
Education / Re: Futo Students In Mini Riot? by asscend: 12:02pm On Jul 07, 2011
They must not be violent b/c if they are we will class them as terrorist too and deal seriously with them.
Education / Re: Futo Students In Mini Riot? by asscend: 11:59am On Jul 07, 2011
Thank you mr reporter,
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man (47) Caught With 101 Packages Of Cocaine In His Tummy. by asscend: 11:58am On Jul 07, 2011
Drugs again?

Well he will join his compatriots already serving similar jail terms.

If his of good behaviour in jail, he probably will do 3 and half years and be released on parole.

Sad to see a lot of our young men languishing in jail in the UK for drugs or fraud,

Young minds get to work and do something productive to help the world not destroy it.
Politics / Re: Orji Sets Up C’ttee To Revive Aba Textlile Mills by asscend: 11:51am On Jul 07, 2011
He is pretending to be busy.

Over the years they have been many committes set up on this subject matter. They must have reports. Why not get them and study those reports?

Waste of money once again on endless committes.
Business / Re: Fucon & Chinese Firm To Build Industrial Park In Aba by asscend: 11:41am On Jul 07, 2011
Whats the time frame for completing this project?

What date will the first phase be completed?

All these projects with no completion date does not cut it at all.

we need definite time scale,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by asscend: 11:11am On Jul 07, 2011
mukina2:

una see insult oh embarassed embarassed

"I'm convinced Cesc will join us. Arsenal are in tourist class, Barcelona are in business class and any player would want to join us." ---Dani Alves




Na Arsene cause am, wey this small boy dey insult Arsenal,
Politics / Re: Fg To Award Lagos-ibadan Rail Contract Soon – Jonathan by asscend: 6:15pm On Jul 06, 2011
TEE ZERO:

He should begin by sending a bill to the National Assembly to repeal the existing Nigerian Railway Act: to open up the sector to private sector participation.
Otherwise, we are just wasting time. That is not there.
Time to walk the talk.



Now thats a fact,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by asscend: 6:09pm On Jul 06, 2011
[quote

Please. .what has Kroaker don since becoming the new Arsenal owner? undecided
[quote][/quote]


He has only positioned himeself in pole position to get the lion share from the proceeds from selling players,

Thats why his in there,
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Neatest State by asscend: 5:57pm On Jul 06, 2011
mithel:

All dese pics dont convince me,why must you post only pics of empty roads,or 24hr curfew dey dese places ni?

Abeg post pics of places like the market(not shop rite o),rural places,urban streets,and not these pics.


Its a starting point. Get the streets clean and the market will follow/comply.
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Neatest State by asscend: 5:48pm On Jul 06, 2011
Enugu has maintained its clean status right from Colonial days.

This city has been consistent in cleanniness over the years.

Guys it comes natural to them.

You only need to see their daily routine in cleaning the city.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by asscend: 1:18pm On Jul 06, 2011
slimshay:

Not reporters this time. Even I'm not sure, hoping to get better info from anybody.

He is having his medics at the moment.

Unless he fails his Medical he will be unveiled shortly.

However wait till Arsenal officially announces it. By then they would have sold Fab to ensure they balance the books,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by asscend: 1:07pm On Jul 06, 2011
slimshay:

Gervinho in for medicals is the report reaching me.


yes his having his medical at the moment.

Hope its not anothe Chamack or Cygan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by asscend: 12:15pm On Jul 05, 2011
duduspace:

No , haba pardon my ommision I was referring to Season tickets waiting list in the latter part of the sentence. Now fixed.  grin
but the emirates cup is already almost booked up as well. Most of the good seats are gone.

Arsenal fans na ajer butter. They will just sit down season afta season and be served same disapointments.

I look forward to the day they will speak out against their Maradona Manager and board.

Only then will the truth be told as to what the issue really is. As of now it is still speculation as to why them no fit buy correct players.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by asscend: 12:01pm On Jul 05, 2011
topeorekoy:

Arsenal sucks. How can a club keep selling and not buy replacement? How can a club keep courting a player for over 1 mpnth and cant just wrap up the deal? Arsenal has been courting the like of Gervinho, Samba, Cahill for over 1 month and none has signed for arsenal. Mancity jst courted Clichy in less than a month and they have sighed him.

Arsenal sucks now, there absolutely no pride for now supporting Arsenal

No vex brov. They have new players lined up from the reserves who will come in fresh and ready to make mistakes on the big stage. That way they gain experience and in two years sell them off for increase value.

Wilsher and Ramsey are your new replacements for Fab and Naz.

Vela go play left back & Bartender go play center back since they cant score goals as required, surely they can defend.

With this the Joker card of Wenger is done.

Oh yes one new signing will be announced next week tuesday.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by asscend: 7:52pm On Jul 04, 2011
Arsenal has delayed signing anyone because the Under 17 World Champoinship is still going on.

The scouts are there and shall be reporting to Wenger shortly after the quarterfinals tonight on who to watch out for and Arsene is likely to make the finals to watch his new treasure. Only then will he smile to himself and announce a new signing to the fans.

So guys until the end of the tournament which is this weekend forget any signings.

Na under 17 championship winner them go dey announce as new signing shortly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by asscend: 4:51pm On Jul 04, 2011
4llerbuntu:



ok, ALLOW ME TO MAKE A PREDICTION:

Arsene Wenger will not start the season as arsenal coach.

the writing is on the wall. i think this has come to a head now and the ball must drop.


a team of w_anksters like eboue and diaby, with wet behind the ears boys like wilshere, lansbury etc?? i dont believe even wenger will stand for that.

or will he?


In Arsene we trust, Thats the board moto so why will they kick him out?

He will only be kicked out if he spends all the money from the sale of Naz, fab and Clichy. Remember they are counting on him every season to bring in a windfall for them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by asscend: 4:46pm On Jul 04, 2011
coogar:

clichy moves to citeh!





Bye bye Clichy, Enjoy your bounty pay.

Though you were wastepipe last season; I look forward to you scoring the winning goal against Arsenal wen you meet them next season.

I shall visit my book maker and place a bet that you will score in that match as your compatriots that left Arsenal have also done the same.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by asscend: 4:34pm On Jul 04, 2011
How does one laugh and cry at the same time?! I think I'll switch to watching Rugby o jare


You might as well switch to Rugby. You are guranteed hunky blokes and just make Arsenal your part time club.

That way you can laugh all the way,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by asscend: 4:15pm On Jul 04, 2011
I think Arsenal will let Nazri and Fab go.  Clichy is already gone,

Naz will be relaced by Wilshere and Fab by Ramsey.

Arsene will then promote reserve team players to take the place of Will and Ramsey on the bench.

Arsenal fans this looks the most concrete plan.  Following this plan; a windfall profit will be announced and it could be the biggest in club football histry.   While the borad receives bonuses, they congratulate themselves and Wenger for a job well done and for the fans they tell them there is money and come next season they will be signing the best out there.

Guys just console yourselves with FIFA 12 and sign whoever you want to sign on it.

This project called Arsenal is just not yelding much for the fans,
Politics / Re: Nigeria Should Have Four Capital Cities by asscend: 3:59pm On Jul 04, 2011
ekt_bear:

I don't mind this idea of a "capital" for each zone. Less emphasis on Abuja, more on the 6 zones.

Thats a brilliant idea to help but remember that one region could display selfishness and say they will lock down that aspect to show that they are important,

However your idea is brilliant,
Politics / Re: Nigeria Should Have Four Capital Cities by asscend: 3:56pm On Jul 04, 2011
Poster has made a good suggestion but as usual the usual ethnic bigotry of Naraland comes to play.

Why can't we do any thing without ethnic rubbish coming to play.

Sight an industry in the South, the North Complains, put one in the North the south complains.

No wonda Nigeria is the way it is with everyone claiming their state or region should have it while others are castigated.

When Nigeria does something good every one claims responsibility but when it is negative they start pointing is the North or its those Easteners,  etc,

Just read this thread and see selfishness at its highest with everyone arguing why it should be their state,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by asscend: 3:34pm On Jul 04, 2011
coogar:

all i know is arsene wenger will get it right this time.
coogar:

all i know is arsene wenger will get it right this time.


His been getting it right since he came to Arsenal, well in terms of profit to the board.

So if thats what you mean by him getting it right of course yes.

Infact i se Arsenal announceing a record profit this season after selling Nazrr, Fab and Clishy and replaceing them with em em em em em em em academy players,

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