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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Expresses Annoyance With AY Over Daughter's Parody Video by Assonite(m): 6:32am On Nov 24, 2012
;DShe didn't add #POKO#.....Dats so not Tonto.

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NYSC / Re: Interesting Experiences Of Corpers Serving In Remote Villages by Assonite(m): 4:23pm On Oct 25, 2012
grin
preshuzpearl: I cant believe service year is really over for me.
Am used to people calling 'corper' everywhere i go..
served in calabar which was quite peaceful and fun.just too expensive
I hard similar xperience wen I wz posted to LONDON 4 my NYSC....L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=D)ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿
Romance / Re: The Best Way To Break-up With Someone You Are Tired Of? by Assonite(m): 4:33pm On Oct 18, 2012
Take HIM or HER to ALUU and shout THIEF!...,THIEF!!...,THIEF!!!
Very simple grin tongue
Celebrities / Re: St.Janet Caught Her Husband Sleeping With Her Daughter by Assonite(m): 4:16pm On Oct 18, 2012
Hmmmmmmmmm.......!!!!!!
Who is she sef? undecided
Car Talk / Re: Leaked Pictures - 2013 Range Rover by Assonite(m): 12:57pm On Oct 13, 2012
Does it have a toilet and bathroom?? grin tongue
Romance / Re: Guys: Would You Date A Lady Older Than You? by Assonite(m): 9:23am On Oct 10, 2012
My gf is 3yrs older than I A̶̲̥̅♏ bt she's the best amngst all I've once dated..,she is jst invaluable...I'm planning on seeing her parents soon. grin tongue
Crime / Re: Man Jumps And Commits Suicide In Port Harcourt by Assonite(m): 10:32pm On Oct 09, 2012
johnstar: no he is not dead undecided undecided, person jump 4rm 7 stroy building cum used head knack ground, u dey ask qstn, na superman im b ni
No he is sleeping.....,Mumu boi
Romance / Re: 9 Signs That Say She Loves U by Assonite(m): 8:16am On Sep 30, 2012
My Gf does all these and even more,yet I Ƌ☺Ω̴̩̩̩̥t trust her.gurls aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ d most inconsistent creature. They can still do all these and still cheat on U̶̲̥̅̊ .

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Religion / Re: Nairaland Prayer Network For Patience Jonathan by Assonite(m): 4:27pm On Sep 24, 2012
Father..,I Ƌ☺Ω̴̩̩̩̥t want Deziani Allison-Madueke to be our next first lady,may her plans fail IJN

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Religion / Re: What Part Of Church Service Do You Enjoy Mostly And Why? by Assonite(m): 4:28pm On Sep 23, 2012
WORSHIP
Family / Re: The Most Suitable Job For A Married Woman? by Assonite(m): 4:50pm On Sep 17, 2012
Banker...,marketing †̥ be precise grin
Politics / Re: National Honours Awardees Stranded In Abuja by Assonite(m): 11:55am On Sep 17, 2012
I cnt beliv these high and mighty awardees were waiting 4 d Federal Govt. †̥ offa dem accommodatn?
Even Adenuga too? shocked
Una dey fall ma hand.

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Religion / Re: Do You Kneel Down To Pray In Church? by Assonite(m): 12:42pm On Sep 16, 2012
Very stupid thread and foolish qstn....,No I stand on my head undecided
Religion / Re: Why Do You Go To Church (Options) ? by Assonite(m): 6:16am On Sep 16, 2012
May ur eyes of undastnding be enlightened...,can I hear smbadi say AMEN? grin
Politics / Re: List Of Nigerians Shortlisted For National Honours by Assonite(m): 3:13pm On Sep 11, 2012
angry♓☺w come I didn't make d list,after serving Nigeria 4 a full year.
I'm so disappointed.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid, Davido At War by Assonite(m): 7:19am On Sep 11, 2012
thegoodjoehunt:

smiley cheesy grin
@Junams...U̶̲̥̅̊ aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ very stupid †̥ say dat...Oº°˚˚°ºh bcoz he isn't fundin d site,sm1 should bring every nonsense †̥ d front-page?....Look @ dis very Foolish post abt Wizkid and Davido......Dis isn't worth it @ all.
Ee-diot.
Education / Re: Miss University Nigeria and Africa pageant pictures by Assonite(m): 6:08am On Sep 09, 2012
Gogobiri Lalas: I came here to see bikinis, i am totally disappointed
L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=D)ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ ....mumu boi grin
Crime / Re: Masquerade & 4 Others Nabbed For Robbery In Ekiti by Assonite(m): 12:57pm On Sep 06, 2012
@XFive....,Ado Ekiti is i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ London.....Mumu. undecided
Politics / Re: Ogoniland Declares Independence!!! by Assonite(m): 2:10pm On Aug 04, 2012
Pure fallacy
Celebrities / Re: P-square Spends N50million On Mum’s Burial by Assonite(m): 2:01pm On Aug 04, 2012
undecidedShould this make news

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