₦airaland Forum

Which branch is suspending it... or is it nationwide?��...... How will my friend Monday survive this sexual lockdown ��‍♂️

�����Bros, go and pass your Intro and Blood first �

Please I just want to ask. Is it only Lagos centers that this test held. What about other states. I haven’t heard from anyone in Abuja, Kaduna, Uyo, Rivers, Bayelsa, Abia, Enugu, Kano. I mean, did this test not hold in other venues��‍♂️

PurplePatch:
So this is an achievement. Smh!

Yes this is an achievement. Since i was born Opobo LGA has only been accessible by boat even when it was obvious that a road could be created to ease life for the people of Opobo Kingdom. Successive governments have made promises but all to no avail. Governor Wike took over and delivered that promise. Today, the people of this LGA can easily travel by land to their LGA and communities, there is ease of doing business, no more boat mishaps. Please do not let sentiments becloud your sense of reasoning.

FCMB have always been useless from Day 1. I'm not surprised.

The one-way thing is so correct. I don fight and beg police&Lastma taya. Most times there are no signposts to even tell you this is a one-way drive.

I opened one last year and its roughly 800k to 1M to set up a standard barbershop
Rent: 150 to 200k( depending on location)
Generator: 90k
3 Clippers:35k(15k each)
Paintings:15k(depending on size
A.C: 70k
Fan:15k
Mirrors: 70k
3 in one Customer chairs:45k
2Barbing Chair(Adjustable): 50k
T.V:65k
Home theatre:45k
Sterilizer: 25k
Towel Warmer: 40k
Flex/signboard: 15k
Tiling(if not tiled): 20-30k
barbing apron/comb, creams and other beauty products: 30k
Electrical works: 20k
Other Logistics: 30-50k

using the upper limit, this totals about 910k but budget 1M

Goodluck

You just took those words from my mouth.....,

Dshocker:
Good riddance to bad rubbish... Imagine giving a helping hand to the sister of a billionaire & singer/yellow pawpaw might be thinking he has contributed effectively in the eyes of God & in the eyes of man.


N1m to IDP camp will go a long way to put a smile in the faces of young desperate Nigerians

What is the name of the App please.

Karate Kids

Thats "Pere" bro

greggng:
There was a guy that sang last and he did justice to the song given. One of the judges called bebe commended him cos she said the song is difficult. She simply said celto is a dificult song to sing. Pls I wnt some that watched it to tell me the name of the artist that sang that song. I mean the original owner. I wanted to download it but is like I can get the spelling correct. I want the artist name and the song tittle. I started watching at the dieing minute

A Map bro

Fadekebisola:
thats the sex starved mofos i told u about....

i will only choose one of them....the luckiest

Where do u stay in Lagos?

I don't understand all these folks saying "Tell him to go and meet your pastor or parents". Since when did they implement it in Nigerian constitution that a guy will first meet a girl's parents before starting a relationship in this jet age?. Let's call a spade a spade and not in farming implement. They are both adults. If the OP likes the guy then I don't think anything else matter.
#Abi'bee'kor#?

Oh..., so i'm not the only one that thinks this Nancy lady is so fake, 4rm her unfunny laffs to her make-up, even accent.

kaywiluv:
The breeze will naked this Fake Nancy.... Wat's so funny about d interview dat is making her laff...

So ladies that think this logically still exist in Nigeria?.....I'm really thrilled. Thumbs-up Chimkaire...., I owe u one.

chimkaire:
Why is there so much ado on what ''he'' earns? What does ''she'' earn Abi man be donkey nii
Some ladies who aint working will soon invade this thread with funny replies now. If he earns 50k now doesn't mean it won't increase as time goes on and if it's not okay by your lady, by all means, take a hike

Dats it

I downloaded this song video "AUTHE by Phyno ft Flavour and fell inlove with the song. Clarence Peters did a perfect work there bt my qstn is.......what's. AUTHE?

Strong facts emerged yesterday as the islamic Sect. Claimed responsibility for shutting down Nairaland i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ a bid to curtail its activities.
I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ a statement by its media spokesperson, He empasized that Nairaland has been economical with the truth and that the forum has been politicized and bought over by the federal government. He authoritatively said that this is only a warning.

SOURCE: Aproko

Plz wot is ASUU ......its it related to Asu Ekiye?

Let's hear wot HON. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON has to say abt dis.

L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=D)ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿

,Wats is Jang?.....,Is it a kind of dance or smtin?

.....,dats wat it means †̥ be an OGA AT THE TOP.

So this cap/hat him dey alwz wear is not a today somtin oh .....,it has teeeey him begin wearam

Fellow N'landers.....
I jst heard a married man discussing how sweet d wife wz in-bed last nite with his frnd.He virtually narrated evry step till the climax. I wz rili surprised,Is dat a G̲̅φφδ habit?
Plz I need ur meaningful contributions.

Omo Chris....,this ur suit abi na coat harsh oooh.....,U no get iron ni?

Dis WAJE of a gurl....I'm begining to rili L♥√ع dis ha shape Oº°˚˚°ºh ,Mehnn....any1 wit ha contacts plzz help ur broda biko.

Rocktation: Chioma succeeded in her fight, not to look like an old woman on this day.

.......I cnt stop laughing,U̶̲̥̅̊ get mouth..!!!....bt seriously she's jst WOW i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ dat pic.

@franchizy.....,May Amadioha publish U̶̲̥̅̊ 4 mentioning FREE EDUCATION....,He-diot

I hope Afam4eva,190,Seun and Mynd44 is reading this?.....Bcoz Ω̴̩̩̩̥α their type dey talk say "smtin must kii a man"