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Health / Re: Coronavirus: We Are Suspending Services – Sex Workers by Assonite(m): 6:22am On Apr 01, 2020 |
Which branch is suspending it... or is it nationwide?��...... How will my friend Monday survive this sexual lockdown ��♂️ 3 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: Corona Virus: Uniport Physiology Student Basking In Joy As He Finds The Cure by Assonite(m): 3:41am On Mar 30, 2020 |
�����Bros, go and pass your Intro and Blood first � |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Assonite(m): 9:17am On Jun 02, 2019 |
Please I just want to ask. Is it only Lagos centers that this test held. What about other states. I haven’t heard from anyone in Abuja, Kaduna, Uyo, Rivers, Bayelsa, Abia, Enugu, Kano. I mean, did this test not hold in other venues��♂️ |
Politics / Re: Wike Drives Into Opobo Kingdom, Makes History As First Governor To Do So by Assonite(m): 11:18am On Feb 07, 2019 |
PurplePatch:Yes this is an achievement. Since i was born Opobo LGA has only been accessible by boat even when it was obvious that a road could be created to ease life for the people of Opobo Kingdom. Successive governments have made promises but all to no avail. Governor Wike took over and delivered that promise. Today, the people of this LGA can easily travel by land to their LGA and communities, there is ease of doing business, no more boat mishaps. Please do not let sentiments becloud your sense of reasoning. 2 Likes |
Business / Re: "I Deposited N167K But Was Credited With N1.67M" - Man (photos) by Assonite(m): 1:41pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
FCMB have always been useless from Day 1. I'm not surprised. |
Travel / Re: 7 Things You Cannot Predict When Driving In Lagos by Assonite(m): 11:40am On Apr 12, 2018 |
The one-way thing is so correct. I don fight and beg police&Lastma taya. Most times there are no signposts to even tell you this is a one-way drive. |
Business / Re: How Much Is Needed To Open A Standard Barbing Salon? by Assonite(m): 11:07am On Apr 03, 2018 |
I opened one last year and its roughly 800k to 1M to set up a standard barbershop Rent: 150 to 200k( depending on location) Generator: 90k 3 Clippers:35k(15k each) Paintings:15k(depending on size A.C: 70k Fan:15k Mirrors: 70k 3 in one Customer chairs:45k 2Barbing Chair(Adjustable): 50k T.V:65k Home theatre:45k Sterilizer: 25k Towel Warmer: 40k Flex/signboard: 15k Tiling(if not tiled): 20-30k barbing apron/comb, creams and other beauty products: 30k Electrical works: 20k Other Logistics: 30-50k using the upper limit, this totals about 910k but budget 1M Goodluck 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: MC Galaxy Gives N1million To Laura Ikeji To Assist Her In Opening Her Dream Shop by Assonite(m): 8:24pm On Oct 12, 2016 |
You just took those words from my mouth....., Dshocker: |
Romance / Re: How I Caught My Fiance Cheating (with Pictures) by Assonite(m): 6:52am On Oct 12, 2016 |
What is the name of the App please. |
TV/Movies / Re: Name The Films You Have Watched 5 Times And You Still Find Em Interesting by Assonite(m): 5:19pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Karate Kids |
TV/Movies / Re: MTN Project Fame Season 9 Official Thread by Assonite(m): 8:46am On Aug 02, 2016 |
Thats "Pere" bro greggng: |
Education / Re: My Son Won't Allow Me To Rest.....i Need Answer by Assonite(m): 7:59pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
A Map bro |
Romance / Re: Am Sex Starved.....and I Dont Have A Boyfriend...what Do I Do? by Assonite(m): 12:21am On Feb 27, 2016 |
Fadekebisola:Where do u stay in Lagos? |
Career / Re: My Boss Is Asking Me Out On A Date by Assonite(m): 2:11pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
I don't understand all these folks saying "Tell him to go and meet your pastor or parents". Since when did they implement it in Nigerian constitution that a guy will first meet a girl's parents before starting a relationship in this jet age?. Let's call a spade a spade and not in farming implement. They are both adults. If the OP likes the guy then I don't think anything else matter. #Abi'bee'kor#? |
TV/Movies / Re: The Red Carpet Is Set For The Headies 2015 #theheadies2015 (live Updates) by Assonite(m): 6:56am On Jan 02, 2016 |
Oh..., so i'm not the only one that thinks this Nancy lady is so fake, 4rm her unfunny laffs to her make-up, even accent. kaywiluv: |
Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by Assonite(m): 4:11pm On Mar 19, 2015 |
So ladies that think this logically still exist in Nigeria?.....I'm really thrilled. Thumbs-up Chimkaire...., I owe u one. chimkaire: |
Romance / Re: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by Assonite(m): 5:19pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
Dats it 4 Likes
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TV/Movies / What's The Meaning Of "AUTHE In Phyno's Video? by Assonite(m): 4:54pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
I downloaded this song video "AUTHE by Phyno ft Flavour and fell inlove with the song. Clarence Peters did a perfect work there bt my qstn is.......what's. AUTHE? |
Politics / Boko-haram Claims Responsibility 4 Shutting Down Nairaland by Assonite(m): 6:29am On Jun 28, 2014 |
Strong facts emerged yesterday as the islamic Sect. Claimed responsibility for shutting down Nairaland i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ a bid to curtail its activities. I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ a statement by its media spokesperson, He empasized that Nairaland has been economical with the truth and that the forum has been politicized and bought over by the federal government. He authoritatively said that this is only a warning. SOURCE: Aproko |
Politics / Re: ASUU Rejects N600 Billion Offer by Assonite(m): 2:19pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
Plz wot is ASUU ......its it related to Asu Ekiye? |
Politics / Re: Suntai Dissolves Cabinet Amidst Controversies by Assonite(m): 6:33pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Let's hear wot HON. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON has to say abt dis. |
Education / Re: Covenant University’s Former Vice-chancellor Suspended For Examination Fraud by Assonite(m): 2:51pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=D)ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿
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Politics / Re: Dickson Congratulating Jang As NGF Chairman by Assonite(m): 5:57pm On May 28, 2013 |
,Wats is Jang?.....,Is it a kind of dance or smtin? |
Career / Re: Mike Adenuga Walks-Out On Glo Staff At Birthday Bash by Assonite(m): 9:21am On May 05, 2013 |
.....,dats wat it means †̥ be an OGA AT THE TOP. |
Politics / Re: Jonathan In The Good Old Days by Assonite(m): 11:47am On Mar 06, 2013 |
So this |
Romance / Is It Right For A Married Man/woman To Discuss Their Sexual Escapades With Other by Assonite(m): 1:35pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
Fellow N'landers..... I jst heard a married man discussing how sweet d wife wz in-bed last nite with his frnd.He virtually narrated evry step till the climax. I wz rili surprised,Is dat a G̲̅φφδ habit? Plz I need ur meaningful contributions. |
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Accompanies Chris Brown To Court Hearing by Assonite(m): 1:39pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Omo Chris....,this ur 9 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: Pictures From The BEZ Concert by Assonite(m): 3:11pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Dis WAJE of a gurl....I'm begining to rili L♥√ع dis ha shape Oº°˚˚°ºh ,Mehnn....any1 wit ha contacts plzz help ur broda biko. |
Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda's Project Help: Dance For Life (Pictures) by Assonite(m): 12:39pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
Rocktation: Chioma succeeded in her fight, not to look like an old woman on this day........I cnt stop laughing,U̶̲̥̅̊ get mouth..!!!....bt seriously she's jst WOW i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ dat pic. |
Politics / Re: Completed Projects In Abia State by Assonite(m): 6:58am On Dec 14, 2012 |
@franchizy.....,May Amadioha publish U̶̲̥̅̊ 4 mentioning FREE EDUCATION....,He-diot |
Health / Re: Stop Using Libido-Enhancing Drugs - NAFDAC Warns Nigerians by Assonite(m): 7:34am On Dec 13, 2012 |
I hope Afam4eva,190,Seun and Mynd44 is reading this?.....Bcoz Ω̴̩̩̩̥α their type dey talk say "smtin must kii a man" |
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