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PhonesRe: Twitter To Cover Legal Fees Of Users Treated Unfairly By Employers Over Posts by Astra101: 8:44pm On Aug 06, 2023
12345baba:
Marketing strategy. Thread is bleeding Twitter
Calm down, thread is dead! It obituary was announced 2 weeks ago cheesy
yeslollipop:
I love anaI lipsrsealed
Is that all you see there?
BTW, is your a$$ available huh You will smile after the service tongue
TravelRe: Why Is This Road Designed Like This? (Pictured) by Astra101: 3:22pm On Aug 06, 2023
Pwettylinda:
We learn everyday.
Science students and civil engineers why is this road designed like this in the middle of the forest?

Is it for cars to pack and for passengers to pee? cheesy
@ the boldest, that's not a forest, it's just a Bush
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Skyscraper Built 400 Yrs Before Colonialism by Astra101: 3:14pm On Aug 06, 2023
If the emir and his people had access to the quoran before this structure was built then its still a foreign civilization.

BTW, 400 years ago is not far fetch in the eyes of history.
PhonesRe: Why Does Samsung Phones Have Green Line On Thier Screen? by Astra101: 5:40am On Aug 04, 2023
Some people hate taking responsibility for their errors. It's not possible Samsung screen drew a line on your phone without any error on your part.

Secondly, calling Samsung thrash is laughable. iPhone dey learn when it comes to quality phone screen.
TravelRe: Helicopter Crashes Into A Building In Ikeja, Lagos by Astra101: 4:45pm On Aug 01, 2023
How many people were in the building?
PhonesRe: 12 Years Ago Blackberry Hot E Pass, Dis Iphone Too Shall Pass by Astra101: 10:38am On Jul 28, 2023
tecnolad:
There are many reasons why Elon will struggle and I'll mention two:

1. If his Tesla phone launches and runs in Android OS, he's just another competitor out there. He would need to first win Samsung, Huawei, Xiaomi, Sony, etc fanboys before he can become relevant enough to be a threat to Apple.

2. If he decides to go with another OS (Ubuntu, for example), he would need to convince developers to look away from iOS and Android; a place where they have a ready market for their products. E go really sweat.

Take a look at the Cybertruck that was said will overthrow trucks and become king. It's been about 3 years since it launches and its market penetration still has a weak erection.
Nice observation, kudos bro
Foreign AffairsRe: Robert Kennedy Jr:we Grew Up Thinking US Won WW2,we need to dialogue with russia by Astra101: 1:05pm On Jul 27, 2023
Western media and their propaganda won't tell u this
CultureRe: How Did This Item Get Into These Bottles? by Astra101: 11:32am On Jul 26, 2023
Raise the bottle mid air and snap it. Let's see the bottom as well
PhonesRe: 12 Years Ago Blackberry Hot E Pass, Dis Iphone Too Shall Pass by Astra101: 7:06am On Jul 26, 2023
Ortintin:
I remember that year for my Uni days how I starve myself to buy bold 2. But I don't think any phone is going to rival Iphone even in the next 10 years.
@ the boldest, wait until Elon musk is done with Tesla mobile... That's coming in less than 3 years time. He recently just launch World largest communications satellite into space.
PoliticsRe: Emefiele: DSS Arrests Ikoyi Prison Boss On Court Premises (Video, Photos) by Astra101: 10:08pm On Jul 25, 2023
CJStarz:
This DSS shakara don too much o,me I for just turn Jackie Chan for them....hit them kpua kpua,kpushaa😂🤣
You got me laughing... 😄😄😄
See your mouth like kpuakpua😄
CareerRe: Polaris Bank Contract Staff Threaten Strike Over Salary Disparity by Astra101: 12:41pm On Jul 25, 2023
Urheadmaster:
Polaris Bank will never standout from the rest of the Nigeria bank in many years to come
Abobi nah curse huh
CareerRe: Polaris Bank Contract Staff Threaten Strike Over Salary Disparity by Astra101: 1:00am On Jul 25, 2023
Why do banks employ the service of contract staff?
PoliticsRe: Pic: I Asked AI To Create Billionaires Struggling With Their Life by Astra101: 12:39am On Jul 25, 2023
This guy is an intellectual property theft. The original work is "Ai create pictures of billionaires living in slumps around the world".
Stop this, it's not ethical!

Someone should Google it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukraine Attacks Russian Capital Moscow With Drone Strikes by Astra101: 5:30pm On Jul 24, 2023
Watching...
Hope UN is watching as well
SportsRe: Mbappe Offered ₦690 Billion (₦2.8b Per Day) Deal By Saudi Club Al Hilal (Photos) by Astra101: 5:23pm On Jul 24, 2023
iamrealdeji:
They can never come near the people of Prophet Muhammad ﷺ. One verse from the Quran is ok for them and their lives would be ruined forever. Quran is so sacred and any verse from it must not be used to curse anyone. Those Arabs are extremely religious,they utilize and read Quran a lot and Allah answers their prayers a lot. Also,they pray to Allah against people like that every day,they won't come near them. As for being rich,places Prophet Muhammad ﷺ stepped his blessed feet on will forever prosper,even places around such places will feel the prosperity. Starting from his birth country of Saudi Arabia,we all know Aramco,Saudi oil company is world richest company,Qatar,Kuwait,Dubai,Abu Dhabi are so rich and they and their leaders follow Prophet Muhammad ﷺ 's constitution from Allah he left for them to rule their lands and live decently. Iran And Iraq are also not left out as neighboring countries. Arabs In Prophet Muhammad ﷺ 's region work less than any group of people in the world,in fact they're somehow lazy but they will always prosper,they will always be so rich. They're holy people emulating Prophet Muhammad ﷺ, that's why you see them all in white thobe and turban and beards, dressed up exactly like Prophet Muhammad ﷺ and their women always well covered. Yahoo boys will never come near them. They pray against disasters like that
Forget those trash religious rhetoric bro, do you know how many Arab billionaires boys dey scam through oil and gas deals?
The only thing they don't fall for is romance scam which is predominant here hence I said Dem no dey romance with strangers.

Big Gees are screwing this Arab men on a daily, abi make I drop FMT huh
SportsRe: Canadian Quinn Become First Out Trans And Nonbinary Footballer At World Cup by Astra101: 4:55pm On Jul 24, 2023
She is born a woman, she's Binary now. Her testosterone level is that of a woman. No qualms
SportsRe: Mbappe Offered ₦690 Billion (₦2.8b Per Day) Deal By Saudi Club Al Hilal (Photos) by Astra101: 4:49pm On Jul 24, 2023
TERMlNATOR:
1.5 billion naira per day?

Saudi needs to be investigated.

Why all this yahoo boys no dey see saudi arabia?
Dem no dey romance with strangers grin
RomanceRe: Porn Isn't Your Problem... Here's The Real Problem by Astra101: 8:53pm On Jul 23, 2023
Nice illustrations
RomanceRe: This topic has been removed by Astra101: 9:40am On Jul 22, 2023
Following...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Wins $1.08 Billion Jackpot by Astra101: 9:36am On Jul 21, 2023
Psady:
it's no different from our lotto here like Baba ijebu, although chances of winning here is rare ,how can guess or forecast 5 possible outcome from 1-90 to place a direct stake, it's near to being impossible but overthere,I think it's just 40 balls with numbers .
Ok
RomanceRe: Slept With More Than 350,000 Men by Astra101: 8:17am On Jul 21, 2023
Skyview01:
These Grandmothers in the picture above have slept with the most men in the world. Louise and Martine Fokkens are twin sex workers, who worked in Amsterdam's red light district for over 50 years.

Known as Amsterdam's oldest sex workers, they estimate that combined they have serviced 350,000 men. That averages out at 10 per day, each.
Only if Africans were data enthusiastic, there is a place in this country where you can see 70 years plus women doing prostitution big time! . Some even brag about doing it since their teenage days. Mathematically that's even more than 500,000 men and counting
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Wins $1.08 Billion Jackpot by Astra101: 8:13am On Jul 21, 2023
Why are these things not played in Nigeria or other African countries, someone should correct me if I'm wrong!

Nah only bet9ja, sporty, baba ijebu and useless kalo kalo full here
FamilyRe: Man Surprises Wife With Portrait Of Herself With A Man In Bed On Her Birthday by Astra101: 8:09am On Jul 21, 2023
talented321:
Person never s*ck ur p*ssy and bleep the hell out of u' that is why u dey misbehave
You wanna suck a cesspool huh
RomanceRe: Man Exposes Nigerian Bank. by Astra101: 8:04am On Jul 21, 2023
Good one op

Geovanni412:
POD does not work in Nigeria. Read https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2023/04/30/banks-shun-payable-on-death-mandate-requests-from-customers

As a lawyer, here's the simple thing to do:

Open a company.

Move at least 90% of your funds to the company

Have your kids or whoever you want to support as a director in the company

NO long grammar

NO probate

Easy and seamless transition

These days, even one person can form a company (LTD)
Another angle, thanks as well
TravelRe: Things I Found Out About Sweden! by Astra101: 7:50am On Jul 21, 2023
Innobee99:
One sure reason God doesn't grant some prayers and request is because of the dirty motives that first comes to our mind when he finally gives us such opportunity.
Ohhhh so you see travelling to other countries and beautiful places as God's answering prayer? See reasoning! Your type will abandon church if you see a million buck.

And for your info, I don't pray to travel to any destination, I'm not in that level, I'm not your type that gives testimonies for going to a white man country. Let that sink.
TravelRe: Things I Found Out About Sweden! by Astra101: 10:01pm On Jul 19, 2023
CalmTravels:
Getting Swedish gals is bit difficult, but gals from other EU/Schengen are easy pick off. But for them to trust you, you gat to move yoiur ass here first!

I have these German gal and a Swiss guy wanting to be my friend. Me na business carry me come here. Them na vacation carry them come here. Imagine they are asking me to hike mountains with them...lol I just told the gal i will try next week... Not interested in a white girl. They can go from 100 - 0 mode in a flash!
Huuuuuh shocked
RomanceRe: Ijaw Bride Moody On Their Wedding Day Despite The Rain Of Money On Her (video) by Astra101: 12:36pm On Jul 19, 2023
Afriifa:
No. its part of the marriage rites. The groom can't take her home until he's able to make her laugh hard.
Wonderment! Wonderment!! Wonderment!!! shocked
This is so ooo wonderment!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Ijaw Bride Moody On Their Wedding Day Despite The Rain Of Money On Her (video) by Astra101: 12:31pm On Jul 19, 2023
She is just acting up... Nothing serious
TravelRe: Things I Found Out About Sweden! by Astra101: 8:51am On Jul 19, 2023
How is night life there huh I mean clubbing and socializing with people. Are they racist?

Can one get a nice girlfriend easily?
CrimeRe: Dis Video Only Goes To Show High Rate Of Immorality Among Young People Nowadays by Astra101: 7:24am On Jul 19, 2023
The funny part be say that handle no function grin
RomanceRe: Temi Otedola Sexy Bikini Photos by Astra101: 6:22pm On Jul 18, 2023
Heffalump:
...with this comment, my erection just dropped at once grin grin grin

Actually nothing is so attractive about the pics.
You self you reason am bah huh
RomanceRe: Temi Otedola Sexy Bikini Photos by Astra101: 10:32am On Jul 18, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
No, thank you. cheesy

My sugar daddy will beat me. wink
grin cheesy wink
Sorry for my interference kiss

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