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Politics / Re: Anambra Governorship Election: Voters Registration At Onitsha South Anambra. Pic by Atmmachine(m): 9:50pm On May 10, 2017
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Politics / Re: Anambra Governorship Election: Voters Registration At Onitsha South Anambra. Pic by Atmmachine(m): 9:49pm On May 10, 2017
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Nairaland / General / Re: Robert Mugabe Flies To Singapore For Medical Treatment by Atmmachine(m): 9:49pm On May 10, 2017
rheether:
Mugabe is to Singapore while Buhari is to London grin

While you're to a mental health hospital
Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Diego Maradona At 67th FIFA Congress (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 9:46pm On May 10, 2017
KemjikaEme:

You perceive smell via an E thread? That's interesting!
You can't drag a reasonable person down to your miserable level.



Drag you down ?? You have always been down and will always be down

Ain't you miserable ?? Yes, you are, being poor is a state of misery

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Sports / Re: Photos From The Burial Ceremony Of Ugo Ehiogu by Atmmachine(m): 9:41pm On May 10, 2017
ajalawole:
she is saying the truth bro. My late boss dead in Manchester, before they bring his corpse back to naija, his children have sold 2 of his car and cash out about 800k from his bank account. Same thing will happened to adeleke family but they won't make noise
Shut up
My uncle died in the USA, his mansions and properties are rotting away and his children no wan touch the properties

Same with my Aunt, her properties all over Nigeria are still intact

You should be talking about Yoruba people that sells their properties anyhow

Use your brain next time

Assuming my father dies (good forbid) he will be buried in Nigeria, now tell me why our family or my brothers would give a fucck about his properties

What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ??
Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Diego Maradona At 67th FIFA Congress (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 9:32pm On May 10, 2017
KemjikaEme:

You don't know how much your mum collect? Low life bastard!

Something smells like a dead elephant here

Oh, it's your pusssy

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Sports / Re: Photos From The Burial Ceremony Of Ugo Ehiogu by Atmmachine(m): 9:28pm On May 10, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Atleast he was buried decently , had he died in Nigeria he would have been buried like a wild animal with different village groups fighting his wife over assets and suspicions of being a witch

Chief Adeleke was buried in Nigeria

High Chief Chikeluba was buried in Nigeria

Your father was buried in Nigeria

How many people fought over their assets ??

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Sports / Re: Photos From The Burial Ceremony Of Ugo Ehiogu by Atmmachine(m): 9:25pm On May 10, 2017
rheether:
cry I don't even know him


Goat face

You wouldn't know him because he doesn't act porn movies

With that your Fanta face, Coca cola legs, the only people you would know are Cossy Orjiakor and Efe

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Crime / Re: Fake Policeman Using His Father's Uniform To Extort People Arrested in Lagos.. by Atmmachine(m): 9:03pm On May 10, 2017

The suspect Adeyemi Olakankita was arrested while wearing a police uniform to steal meat from people's soup pot

Afonja, why

Hunger don kill these people

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Crime / Re: Fake Policeman Using His Father's Uniform To Extort People Arrested in Lagos.. by Atmmachine(m): 9:03pm On May 10, 2017

Release the innocent guy

He didn't do anything wrong

He was just hustling to feed his family

If you are looking for criminals to catch, why not go to sambisa Forest and arrest Shekau and his Boko boys

That guy looks like a gateman or a Mall security

Buhari, you will never go unpunished

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Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Diego Maradona At 67th FIFA Congress (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 9:00pm On May 10, 2017
NinaArsenal:
point of correction don't say women ain't supposed to watch football, am a woman and a real lover of football.

You don't know anything about football ball

Mention 3 division 2 clubs
Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Diego Maradona At 67th FIFA Congress (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 8:55pm On May 10, 2017
AreaFada2:

Women are not dumb o. They might let hormome take control in love matters sometimes but that is just nature, not dumbness. I have ladies in the family that like Okocha and his skills. Even watch his dribbling clips on YouTube. They understand football more than some guys.

Here in Europe girls dust guys in law and medical schools. Which natural dumbness are you talking about? shocked

Try hanging out with better enlightened people generally. Includeding ladies.

You're gay
Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Diego Maradona At 67th FIFA Congress (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 8:54pm On May 10, 2017
KemjikaEme:

Go lick your mother's ass if you have one you idiot.

How much do you collect for short time ??

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Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Diego Maradona At 67th FIFA Congress (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 8:48pm On May 10, 2017
KemjikaEme:
UrennaNkoli I wouldn't be stereotypical about Nigerian men and assume they are all like that idiot because i've experienced the love and respect of a Father,Brothers and Uncles and i have interacted with men that held me in high respect.
Please overlook the misorgnist comments being spewed here because you made a contrary opinion about Okocha. It is ok to be different.
Don't pay attention to the bullies,keep watching football if you love it and don't ever feel you are dumb and not intelligent enough.
That idiot is a curse to the womb that bore him. Be strong and never be intimidated!

You keep licking her ass

Is this how to attract a woman's attention ??

You're so thirsty for attention

Feminist much

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Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Diego Maradona At 67th FIFA Congress (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 8:43pm On May 10, 2017
oodua1stson:
while I agree that she made a dumb statement, your sexist attack on her and women genrally shows you're a low life with no respect for yourself or the women in your life.



And what did Jay Jay teach Ronaldinho? You're even dumber than the person you're attacking. Ronnie had been showboating before he even jpjned PSG.



And if you want to argue your stoopid cae; why didn't Jay Jay teach his other teammates or younger brother

Crime / Re: Sister Of Murdered FUT Minna Student: "You Stabbed Her Because Of Food" by Atmmachine(m): 8:24pm On May 10, 2017

RIP English

Can someone translate what she wrote to English

I don't speak, write or understand Yoruba

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Events / Re: Two Sisters Wed Same Time In Kaduna (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 8:17pm On May 10, 2017

Jesus Christ

What the hell is this ??

Painted their nails

Painted their lips

Painted their face

Painted their eyebrows

Fixed 5 layers of horse hair on their head in the name of weave

Their beauty can be wiped off with a wet towel

Meanwhile i can't apply lotion to my skin without dying of sweat

Wetin be this ??

At the end of the day, these women with all their painted goat face will have the right to say that a guy is ugly

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Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Diego Maradona At 67th FIFA Congress (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 8:02pm On May 10, 2017
KemjikaEme:

My God! This is pathetic and sexist! Is this your perception of women including your useless mother and sisters?
Were you ever raised by a mother?
It's ok to disagree with her and give her a few lectures about Okocha's incredible skils but you want too far with your vitriol on women!
This is sickening and an affront to womanhood!
How can you state a conjecture you can't defend because of a woman's divergent views about Okocha?
Would you have made that statement if it was a man??


You are a bloody misorgynist!
Men like you were raised by damaged women!
Men like you must be strategically wiped out from the face of the earth.
Damn you and the idiots that liked your post. May their mothers and sisters be insulted and abused in this manner.

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Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Diego Maradona At 67th FIFA Congress (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 7:18pm On May 10, 2017
udeenz:




U mean your mum is naturally dumb?

Abok1

I meant your gay father
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Greets Alex Ekwueme At His Residence In Enugu (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 7:17pm On May 10, 2017
Ogashub:
Nnamdi kanu won big brother kuje bbk now he is goin on media tour and appreciation

Afonja

Have you swallowed your daily dosage of Amala and Ewedu today ??

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Greets Alex Ekwueme At His Residence In Enugu (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 7:09pm On May 10, 2017

Nnamdi Kanu is Buhari's nightmare

At the mention of Nnamdi Kanu, Buhari will defecate in his gown

Nnamdi Kanu spent 2 years in Kuje prison without good food, without good health care, without electricity, without good and fresh air

He came out healthy, smiling, happy, well nourished

Buhari spent the last 2 years in a $60 million mansion with Air conditioner 24/7, he has chefs that cooks healthy food for him, he sleeps in a $4 million bed every night, he has 300 security personnel, he has the most experienced doctors on earth

Meanwhile, he's now in London battling an unknown disease

Please, i will like to spend the rest of my life in Kuje prison so i will look like Nnamdi Kanu

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Politics / Re: Lagos LG Polls: PDP Won’t Win Any Council – Tinubu by Atmmachine(m): 7:05pm On May 10, 2017
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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Visits Alex Ekwueme, Says "I Will Obey Him" by Atmmachine(m): 7:02pm On May 10, 2017
Benekruku:



You re a confirmed money ritual ingredient!


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Crime / Re: Armored Tanks Arrive Bayelsa Community Over The Killing Of 18-Year-Old Girl.PICS by Atmmachine(m): 5:24pm On May 10, 2017

Chasing one killer with 7 armoured tanks

Why not go to sambisa Forest with that your armoured tanks and arrest Shekau and his Boko boys

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo After Reading Buhari's Letter - Reno Omokri (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 12:37pm On May 10, 2017
Noel1:
I just did! U owe me a "Thank you".

Politics / Re: Osinbajo After Reading Buhari's Letter - Reno Omokri (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 12:21pm On May 10, 2017
Noel1:
Your grammar has dysentary! : To rule Nigeria AND NOT To rule Nigerian. Don't forget to thank me!

Politics / Re: Acting President Osinbajo Presides Over FEC Meeting by Atmmachine(m): 12:08pm On May 10, 2017

Mere commissioner

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram’s Abduction Of Chibok Girls Was Real – PDP Senator, Ben Ndi-Obi by Atmmachine(m): 12:02pm On May 10, 2017
Chibok girls kidnap is the greatest scam in the history of mankind

If you believe this, you might as well believe that my
grandmother is still a virgin

Where were they all these years ?? Shekau lodged them in Eko hotel or were they in that same Sambisa Forest our Nigerian Army raided about 50 times, carried out about 20 airstrikes on



They rescued the girls that were kidnapped 5 years ago from notorious Boko Haram that would even kill an innocent goat because they're blood thirsty bastards

Where were they rescued from ?? Sambisa Forest ?? Shekau just freed them because he's now a pastor ??

You mean to tell me that these girls were kidnapped 5 years ago, kept in captivity ?? Why do they look healthier than all of the Boko Haram boys, Omenka, Ngeneukwenu and Buhari put together

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