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Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 5:06am On Feb 11, 2017 |
silastemplar: Hungry rat I have about 4 Wi-Fi in my house
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 5:04am On Feb 11, 2017 |
ceragon123: And how do you think Muslims from other country would attack the USA ?? Do you know what a background check is ?? The US government run a background check on anyone coming into the country Or will those Muslims from other countries come through the airport with bombs ?? Use your brain |
Romance / Re: 11 Things Nigerian Girls Do When Valentine Day Is Close by Atmmachine(m): 5:01am On Feb 11, 2017 |
Adexprint: Hungry rat My mother is a woman and not a girl |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 5:00am On Feb 11, 2017 |
kandiikane: What do you know about the USA ?? There are 54 states in the USA Alaska is bigger than Nigeria Texas is the same size as Nigeria How many countries are in West Africa ?? Only California, Arizona, Nevada, Pennsylvania and Louisiana will swallow west Africa 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: 11 Things Nigerian Girls Do When Valentine Day Is Close by Atmmachine(m): 6:39pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
No girl in this world deserves Valentines gift They want Valentines gift and all the good things What do they bring to the table except their stinky pusssy Only our mothers deserves every goddam Valentines day and every gift in the world 70 Likes 5 Shares
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Family / Re: ‘My Husband No Longer Ejaculates Inside Me During Sex’ by Atmmachine(m): 6:36pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
That woman is dumb Just buy a 20 naira cucumber 60 naira Vaseline 100 naira recharge card for porn website And you will satisfy yourself for 2 months Your husband is not your sex slave Dem dey give certificate for satisfaction ?? 9 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: Seun Egbegbe Charged With 36 Counts Of Advanced Fee Fraud (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 4:02pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
He's innocent God is his witness, he never stole anything from anyone Why are you trying to blackmail an innocent hardworking man 11 Likes 1 Share
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 3:32pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
beckNcall: Confirming what ?? Can you show me the videos to back up your argument |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 3:30pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
mayoor15: Will you cry if i slap you ?? |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 3:21pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
beckNcall: Shut up You only run along with every news you read on fake websites You think USA is like Nigeria where you can do anyhow If Trump every plays monkey business, the Democrats will skin him alive 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Arrives Bayelsa State For Town Hall Meeting (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 3:14pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Ordinary commissioner Your president is busy drinking cold beer and touching fresh girls in London while you're in Nigeria dancing around like a drunk elephant 4 Likes
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Romance / Re: Valentine's Day: A Lady's Budget For February (Pictured) by Atmmachine(m): 3:13pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
DaintyJenny: They were girls that didn't fucck guys for IPhone 7 They were girls didn't live on Instagram, Facebook and the internet They were girls that didn't fucck every dick in town Don't ever compare our mothers to the sluts of nowadays or i will find you and slap the stupidity out of your brain 3 Likes 1 Share |
Phones / Re: An Igbo Market Woman's Phone Book Looks Like This by Atmmachine(m): 2:53pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
[quote author=Mutuwa post=53588193][/quote] Hausa goat Is Niger Delta igboland ?? 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 2:52pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
queencalipso: What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ?? Look at this goat face sitting in a remote village in Ogun state What do you know about the USA ?? If you live in the USA you would know that his campaign promises are just made up stories What campaign promises is Donald Trump fulfilling ?? He said that he will make America great again, America has been great since 1786 He said that he will bring jobs back to America, They're millions of jobs in America begging people to go to work but Americans are the laziest people on earth, they would rather sit at home and collect unemployment check, food stamps and section 8, meanwhile the Mexicans they don't want in their country are the ones who are doing the dirty jobs Americans are too lazy to do, like farming, building houses, cutting grasses, doing constructions, and paying taxes so that does lazy Americans would waste the money on food, that's why every American is fat, they would sit on their asses and eat all day He said that he would ban Obamacare ?? Now tell me how dumb you would be to think that you can terminate Obamacare, you can only change the name He said that he will build a wall across the border, there are 7 U.S states that borders Mexico, 1 of those states is the size of the whole Nigeria, now explain to me how he will build a wall across 7 large states that are bigger than West Africa He said that he will ban the Muslim from entering into the USA, there are already 20 million Muslims in the USA, if Muslims are terrorists, those 20 million Muslims would have wiped out the whole of USA and forgetting that Americans are the real terrorists starting from school and church shooters to Ted Bundy and thousands of his fellow serial killers TRUMP is the dumbest person on earth, he thinks that the President has the right to say what happens, the President of the USA don't even have the right to say what happens in a remote village in Tennessee, how does he think he can put a national ban ?? First you must go through the Congress 313 Likes 48 Shares |
Phones / Re: An Igbo Market Woman's Phone Book Looks Like This by Atmmachine(m): 1:37pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
God bless Igbo mothers, they're the only best mothers in the entire world Can you tell me any tribe in Nigeria that hustles and are more successful than the igbos We don't have contacts like Femi Owambe, Adetoyo electrician, Ademumu Omonile, Olakankita Alaye 107 Likes 5 Shares
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Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 1:05pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
ImadeUReadThis: You mean you have forgotten about me ?? |
Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 10:07am On Feb 10, 2017 |
Politics / Re: Buhari Sees Tinubu And Akande Off In London After Their Visit (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 10:06am On Feb 10, 2017 |
kacchy: Don't walk out of the thread, walk your dirty ass to the school You just took an L like your mother, I'm not surprised You said something about my grammatical errors but ended up pointing out some lame ass punctuation And to crown it all, you called a quotation mark a comma Your Father must be proud of his smart ass gay son |
Travel / Re: Man Who Failed To Use Pedestrian Bridge In Awka Crushed By Vehicle. Graphic Pics by Atmmachine(m): 9:57am On Feb 10, 2017 |
cedar3: If you don't wanna die like that dumb rat, you should trek You're even lucky to have pedestrian bridge in Nigeria We don't have no goddam pedestrian bridge in the USA, we only have zebra crossing and those dumb fucck American drivers will kill you even if you're standing at the zebra crossing with a policeman 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Man Who Failed To Use Pedestrian Bridge In Awka Crushed By Vehicle. Graphic Pics by Atmmachine(m): 9:54am On Feb 10, 2017 |
satowind: Why would i wanna kill a dumb good for nothing boy ?? |
Politics / Re: Buhari Sees Tinubu And Akande Off In London After Their Visit (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:51am On Feb 10, 2017 |
kacchy:Lol I thought you said grammatical blunders ?? You're just dumb like your Father What do you call this " ?? Commas ?? Goat face, this is a comma , and this is a ditto mark or quotation mark " Congratulations, you just played yourself |
Celebrities / Re: RMD, Mbong Amata And Nick Cannon At Pan African Film Festival [PICS] by Atmmachine(m): 9:38am On Feb 10, 2017 |
Tbillz: Dumb goat Mariah Carey left him and married a billionaire, the marriage to her 70 year old billionaire lasted for only 1 year and now Mariah Carey wants 60 million from the old man as a divorce settlement Now tell me how Nick Canon come be Alaye 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 9:37am On Feb 10, 2017 |
Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 9:33am On Feb 10, 2017 |
ImadeUReadThis: The number is not complete |
Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 9:30am On Feb 10, 2017 |
ImadeUReadThis: How about Femi I'm sorry i couldn't make it to your father's funeral I was taking my final exam Give me your phone number let me call you |
Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 9:27am On Feb 10, 2017 |
ImadeUReadThis: Tunde is that you ?? So you're on Nairaland |
Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 9:18am On Feb 10, 2017 |
Crime / Re: Thief Nabbed While Robbing A Hotel In Lagos (photo) by Atmmachine(m): 9:14am On Feb 10, 2017 |
Oh my God Send them to their brothers in the North 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Thief Nabbed While Robbing A Hotel In Lagos (photo) by Atmmachine(m): 9:13am On Feb 10, 2017 |
The Lagos state Police nabbed 5 men Arm Robbery gang who specializes in breaking into people's houses to steal Amala and Ewedu The names of the suspects *Ahmed Olapode *Ademumu Olorun *Olakankita Tunde "Olaluibe Adesina *Olanike Ayo 32 Likes 3 Shares
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Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 9:11am On Feb 10, 2017 |
ImadeUReadThis: Kid, I'm done with you Have a nice day If i have a dumb and uneducated son like you, my job is to kill him |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage With DJ Khaled, Diddy, Emele Sande In Los Angeles (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:00am On Feb 10, 2017 |
Chomsky1967: Who is her stylist ?? What do you want her to wear ?? Agbada and baseball hat ?? Do you even know what she wore ?? It's a Gucci dress shirt Stop crying like a rat on mensuration ichidodo: Always looking skanky ?? I would rather have millions of naira like Tiwa Savage and look skanky than to look healthy like you and still live with my parents at the age of 55 You're a loser Why don't you eat your Amala and Ewedu in peace and stop dancing like a drunk elephant BrownCookie: Kids This is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs What has she been making ?? Cold songs ?? What awards do you win for being nominated for Grammies ?? She wears heavy makeup ?? Really ?? Don't you smear your goat face with heavy makeup ?? And also you have fake hair, you don't have opinion This just showed how kids can be brave and entertaining on the internet 50 Likes |
Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 8:58am On Feb 10, 2017 |
ImadeUReadThis: Lord Lugard ?? This is how i knew you are still a kid Nigeria has been in existence before Lord Lugard was born Read about king jaja of Opobo, he was a Nigerian and 10 years older than Lord fucck boy Lugard, how in the hell would a guy who is younger than him create a country king jaja of Opobo has been living in ?? This is why we need education in Nigeria |
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