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Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 5:06am On Feb 11, 2017
silastemplar:
Oga go and educate yourself na. Which data you wan use watch Video sef

Hungry rat

I have about 4 Wi-Fi in my house

Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 5:04am On Feb 11, 2017
ceragon123:



Bro, you made so much point that a trump enthusiast like me had to agree with all you have said and I thank you for the education, but I think you are wrong by saying "if Muslims are terrorists, those 20 million Muslims would have wiped out the whole of US". I understand that Americans have Muslim who are great people but you must know that those who hate America most are Muslims from different parts of the world.

And how do you think Muslims from other country would attack the USA ??

Do you know what a background check is ?? The US government run a background check on anyone coming into the country

Or will those Muslims from other countries come through the airport with bombs ??

Use your brain
Romance / Re: 11 Things Nigerian Girls Do When Valentine Day Is Close by Atmmachine(m): 5:01am On Feb 11, 2017
Adexprint:


my sweetheart just read ur comment......nd i just pity ur mother dat deserve ur goddam gifts cus she is a woman too.

Hungry rat

My mother is a woman and not a girl
Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 5:00am On Feb 11, 2017
kandiikane:


I feel you but how can just 7 US states be bigger than west Africa when the whole of US fits in West Africa. Please, don't downplay the size of our continent.

What do you know about the USA ??

There are 54 states in the USA

Alaska is bigger than Nigeria

Texas is the same size as Nigeria

How many countries are in West Africa ??

Only California, Arizona, Nevada, Pennsylvania and Louisiana will swallow west Africa

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Romance / Re: 11 Things Nigerian Girls Do When Valentine Day Is Close by Atmmachine(m): 6:39pm On Feb 10, 2017

No girl in this world deserves Valentines gift

They want Valentines gift and all the good things

What do they bring to the table except their stinky pusssy

Only our mothers deserves every goddam Valentines day and every gift in the world

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Family / Re: ‘My Husband No Longer Ejaculates Inside Me During Sex’ by Atmmachine(m): 6:36pm On Feb 10, 2017

That woman is dumb

Just buy a 20 naira cucumber

60 naira Vaseline

100 naira recharge card for porn website

And you will satisfy yourself for 2 months

Your husband is not your sex slave

Dem dey give certificate for satisfaction ??

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Celebrities / Re: Seun Egbegbe Charged With 36 Counts Of Advanced Fee Fraud (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 4:02pm On Feb 10, 2017


He's innocent

God is his witness, he never stole anything from anyone

Why are you trying to blackmail an innocent hardworking man

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 3:32pm On Feb 10, 2017
beckNcall:


What's the need of 'shut up'? I don't need to reply you on that, as it's so low of you.

But to the other points, all I listed are open news, even trump is confirming all as they come. So what's with the fake news attack? Very low bar bro

Confirming what ??

Can you show me the videos to back up your argument
Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 3:30pm On Feb 10, 2017
mayoor15:
You use your brain today sha, oya clap for yourself.....

Will you cry if i slap you ??
Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 3:21pm On Feb 10, 2017
beckNcall:
Trumpenfurher loses again
Trump is ripe for impeachment but the Republican controlled Senate and Congress have not finished their agenda yet, have not gotten their tax breaks, coal and energy contracts, school food contacts and Medicare cuts. When these corrupt politicians have their wish, then trump will be expendable.

First, the countries he ought to ban like Saudi Arabia which actually had its citizens who had killed Americans is not on the list. Remember the election tampering by Putin is yet to be investigated among other numerous conflicts of interest scandals he would be impeached for.

Now there's underground talk about Trump carrying out a false flag attack against Christian targets to justify his illegal executive orders. Also remember bannon, his main man calling for the rise of Christian militias.

Shut up

You only run along with every news you read on fake websites

You think USA is like Nigeria where you can do anyhow

If Trump every plays monkey business, the Democrats will skin him alive

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Arrives Bayelsa State For Town Hall Meeting (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 3:14pm On Feb 10, 2017


Ordinary commissioner

Your president is busy drinking cold beer and touching fresh girls in London while you're in Nigeria dancing around like a drunk elephant

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Romance / Re: Valentine's Day: A Lady's Budget For February (Pictured) by Atmmachine(m): 3:13pm On Feb 10, 2017
DaintyJenny:

Mbok, how did "our mothers" get to become mothers? were they not girls first before then becoming "our mothers"?

They were girls that didn't fucck guys for IPhone 7

They were girls didn't live on Instagram, Facebook and the internet

They were girls that didn't fucck every dick in town

Don't ever compare our mothers to the sluts of nowadays or i will find you and slap the stupidity out of your brain

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Phones / Re: An Igbo Market Woman's Phone Book Looks Like This by Atmmachine(m): 2:53pm On Feb 10, 2017
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Hausa goat

Is Niger Delta igboland ??

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 2:52pm On Feb 10, 2017
queencalipso:
All I know, trump is fulfilling his campaign promises, unlike one president we know...


Trump is also obeying rule of law as a democratically elected president unlike one demo/dictatorship president of Nigeria..



What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ??

Look at this goat face sitting in a remote village in Ogun state

What do you know about the USA ??

If you live in the USA you would know that his campaign promises are just made up stories

What campaign promises is Donald Trump fulfilling ??

He said that he will make America great again, America has been great since 1786

He said that he will bring jobs back to America, They're millions of jobs in America begging people to go to work but Americans are the laziest people on earth, they would rather sit at home and collect unemployment check, food stamps and section 8, meanwhile the Mexicans they don't want in their country are the ones who are doing the dirty jobs Americans are too lazy to do, like farming, building houses, cutting grasses, doing constructions, and paying taxes so that does lazy Americans would waste the money on food, that's why every American is fat, they would sit on their asses and eat all day

He said that he would ban Obamacare ?? Now tell me how dumb you would be to think that you can terminate Obamacare, you can only change the name

He said that he will build a wall across the border, there are 7 U.S states that borders Mexico, 1 of those states is the size of the whole Nigeria, now explain to me how he will build a wall across 7 large states that are bigger than West Africa

He said that he will ban the Muslim from entering into the USA, there are already 20 million Muslims in the USA, if Muslims are terrorists, those 20 million Muslims would have wiped out the whole of USA and forgetting that Americans are the real terrorists starting from school and church shooters to Ted Bundy and thousands of his fellow serial killers

TRUMP is the dumbest person on earth, he thinks that the President has the right to say what happens, the President of the USA don't even have the right to say what happens in a remote village in Tennessee, how does he think he can put a national ban ?? First you must go through the Congress

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Phones / Re: An Igbo Market Woman's Phone Book Looks Like This by Atmmachine(m): 1:37pm On Feb 10, 2017

God bless Igbo mothers, they're the only best mothers in the entire world

Can you tell me any tribe in Nigeria that hustles and are more successful than the igbos

We don't have contacts like Femi Owambe, Adetoyo electrician, Ademumu Omonile, Olakankita Alaye

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Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 1:05pm On Feb 10, 2017
ImadeUReadThis:


Fagg0try

You mean you have forgotten about me ??
Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 10:07am On Feb 10, 2017
ImadeUReadThis:


Nigger

Do you still love me ??

Baby i will do anything for you

Have you been banned ?? grin
Politics / Re: Buhari Sees Tinubu And Akande Off In London After Their Visit (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 10:06am On Feb 10, 2017
kacchy:



You can keep on diisplaying your immaturity online.


"Never argue with a fool, he will take you down to his level and defeat you with experience"

*walks of of thread*

Don't walk out of the thread, walk your dirty ass to the school

You just took an L like your mother, I'm not surprised

You said something about my grammatical errors but ended up pointing out some lame ass punctuation

And to crown it all, you called a quotation mark a comma

Your Father must be proud of his smart ass gay son
Travel / Re: Man Who Failed To Use Pedestrian Bridge In Awka Crushed By Vehicle. Graphic Pics by Atmmachine(m): 9:57am On Feb 10, 2017
cedar3:
this is so sad. RIP to d dead.
But looking at it, there is only one pedestrian bridge on d whole length of dat busy express, d one at Unizik junction. Dis means dat if am alighting at Regina Cealie, ozone, Deeper Life, CBN, I should trek back to Unizik junction to use d bridge? Dis is just a case of improper planning. Crossing dat express without using d bridge is just inevitable. At least two more bridges should be constructed at appropriate junctions, then if people don't make use of them, then it's entirely their fault.

If you don't wanna die like that dumb rat, you should trek

You're even lucky to have pedestrian bridge in Nigeria

We don't have no goddam pedestrian bridge in the USA, we only have zebra crossing and those dumb fucck American drivers will kill you even if you're standing at the zebra crossing with a policeman

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Travel / Re: Man Who Failed To Use Pedestrian Bridge In Awka Crushed By Vehicle. Graphic Pics by Atmmachine(m): 9:54am On Feb 10, 2017
satowind:
the way you just they talk are you sure u not the driver trying to justify your self

Why would i wanna kill a dumb good for nothing boy ??
Politics / Re: Buhari Sees Tinubu And Akande Off In London After Their Visit (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:51am On Feb 10, 2017
kacchy:


Egbon
1."Commas[b][/b]","And"not adequately placed.
2.When you ask questions next time,apply ?

Disclaimer:Dont mention my handle again until you have a gone through a grammar class.

#nooffenceintended#

Thanks
Lol
I thought you said grammatical blunders ??

You're just dumb like your Father

What do you call this " ?? Commas ??

Goat face, this is a comma , and this is a ditto mark or quotation mark "

Congratulations, you just played yourself
Celebrities / Re: RMD, Mbong Amata And Nick Cannon At Pan African Film Festival [PICS] by Atmmachine(m): 9:38am On Feb 10, 2017
Tbillz:
No be the alaye wey dey dug Maria Carey be that? Celebrity life good sha! Too many animashaun in the industreet!
Oh RMD Respect, The Wedding with bank is a bomb!!!


Dumb goat

Mariah Carey left him and married a billionaire, the marriage to her 70 year old billionaire lasted for only 1 year and now Mariah Carey wants 60 million from the old man as a divorce settlement

Now tell me how Nick Canon come be Alaye

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Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 9:37am On Feb 10, 2017
ImadeUReadThis:


Nigger

That's my older brother

You still remember him ??
Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 9:33am On Feb 10, 2017
ImadeUReadThis:


080 233 long Dik affection

The number is not complete
Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 9:30am On Feb 10, 2017
ImadeUReadThis:


No be only tunde nah Taofik

How about Femi

I'm sorry i couldn't make it to your father's funeral

I was taking my final exam

Give me your phone number let me call you
Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 9:27am On Feb 10, 2017
ImadeUReadThis:


Yes! Niggerian as intended.

The people where christened Nigerian by Lugard's wife who defined the area under her husband's control as the "Niger Area".

Niger referring to the Niger river meaning black river.

So Nigeria means black area or ghetto and all those residing there are niggers hence Niggerian!

Kapish?

Tunde is that you ??
So you're on Nairaland
Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 9:18am On Feb 10, 2017
ImadeUReadThis:


Go be a niggerian [sic] Some place else

Niggerian ??

Kid, have a nice day
Crime / Re: Thief Nabbed While Robbing A Hotel In Lagos (photo) by Atmmachine(m): 9:14am On Feb 10, 2017

Oh my God

Send them to their brothers in the North

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Crime / Re: Thief Nabbed While Robbing A Hotel In Lagos (photo) by Atmmachine(m): 9:13am On Feb 10, 2017

The Lagos state Police nabbed 5 men Arm Robbery gang who specializes in breaking into people's houses to steal Amala and Ewedu

The names of the suspects

*Ahmed Olapode

*Ademumu Olorun

*Olakankita Tunde

"Olaluibe Adesina

*Olanike Ayo

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Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 9:11am On Feb 10, 2017
ImadeUReadThis:


Jaja never knew himself nor addressed himself under the slave banner of colonialism.


Kid, I'm done with you

Have a nice day

If i have a dumb and uneducated son like you, my job is to kill him
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage With DJ Khaled, Diddy, Emele Sande In Los Angeles (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:00am On Feb 10, 2017
Chomsky1967:
Who is her stylist for goodness sake?


Who is her stylist ??

What do you want her to wear ?? Agbada and baseball hat ??

Do you even know what she wore ?? It's a Gucci dress shirt

Stop crying like a rat on mensuration


ichidodo:
Always looking skanky....Jeeez.


Always looking skanky ??

I would rather have millions of naira like Tiwa Savage and look skanky than to look healthy like you and still live with my parents at the age of 55

You're a loser

Why don't you eat your Amala and Ewedu in peace and stop dancing like a drunk elephant


BrownCookie:
I love Tiwa but she should make hits already so she can be nominated for a grammy.

It is not all about wearing heavy makeups, taking pictures with world known celebrities & wearing ugly prints.

Kids
This is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs

What has she been making ?? Cold songs ??

What awards do you win for being nominated for Grammies ??

She wears heavy makeup ?? Really ??

Don't you smear your goat face with heavy makeup ?? And also you have fake hair, you don't have opinion

This just showed how kids can be brave and entertaining on the internet



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Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 8:58am On Feb 10, 2017
ImadeUReadThis:


Lord Lugard is your sole founding father!

Lord Lugard ??

This is how i knew you are still a kid

Nigeria has been in existence before Lord Lugard was born

Read about king jaja of Opobo, he was a Nigerian and 10 years older than Lord fucck boy Lugard, how in the hell would a guy who is younger than him create a country king jaja of Opobo has been living in ??

This is why we need education in Nigeria

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