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Celebrities / Re: Ayo Shonaiya Slams Gordons For Calling 2face An Illiterate by Atmmachine(m): 10:43am On Feb 08, 2017
k199192:
I have this urge to say a very big SHUT UP to you but I will remain civil... Anybody who calls Tuface names is on his right because he acted like everything he is being called... He was the one that urged everyone to come out and protest. He went ahead and gave out dress code even when the police officials had already started given out warnings, he defied them and continued his charade. Then the eleventh hour came and he chickened out and you expect people to keep quiet about it. You are entitled to have 1million percent respect for him but it doesn't mean that he is not owing many of his fans respect. To crown the whole mess up, he still had the guts to make a post protest video talking another trash... That guy is full of shit... I have started regretting ever liking his sounds...

He's full of shiit for refusing to protest at the last minute ??

You want him to come protest for your dumbass for voting for baba ??

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Celebrities / Re: Ayo Shonaiya Slams Gordons For Calling 2face An Illiterate by Atmmachine(m): 10:40am On Feb 08, 2017
Dongreat:


Seen this before dude at a former thread. Type something new. Be creative and stop plagiarizing yourself.

I have the right to write anything i want

Do you have any problem with that ??
Politics / Re: A Place Saved From Erosion In Anambra: Before And After Photos by Atmmachine(m): 10:34am On Feb 08, 2017
Abagworo:


Sai Buhari! Sai UN!


If i slap you, will you cry ??

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Celebrities / Re: Ayo Shonaiya Slams Gordons For Calling 2face An Illiterate by Atmmachine(m): 10:29am On Feb 08, 2017
firstolalekan:

joblessness

still feeding under mummy cry

No

I feed my parents and i stopped them from working

They will never ever work and i will pay them monthly salaries till the day they die

And I'm only 26 years old

How old are you and what are your achievements ??

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Celebrities / Re: Ayo Shonaiya Slams Gordons For Calling 2face An Illiterate by Atmmachine(m): 10:25am On Feb 08, 2017

Who is that Gordons or Condoms

2face went to Enugu state University of science and technology

Look at his ugly goat face with his dry ass jokes calling 2face an illiterate

Alibaba and I go die never talk, na thst gorilla face truck driver to dey talk like donkey

I love 2face so much but my love for him went up to 1000% when he cancelled the protest

For the people calling 2face a coward, you guys are dumb as your leaders

After voting for Buhari, you want 2face to rescue you by going out to protest

The thunder wey go fire you still dey eat Amala and Ewedu

You want him to go protest for you and get in trouble with the government because of your dumbness

You voted for change, enjoy your change

2face will not waste his time protesting for dumb people who voted for a 90 year old sick illiterate

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Celebrities / Re: Illiterate Musician: Gordons Apologises To 2face by Atmmachine(m): 10:23am On Feb 08, 2017
PUSH1:


Are we complaining?
Don't die of heart attack

Sorry, i don't talk to kids
Celebrities / Re: Illiterate Musician: Gordons Apologises To 2face by Atmmachine(m): 10:14am On Feb 08, 2017

Illiterate ??

For dumb people like Gordons, 2Face went to Enugu state University of science and technology

Can you tell me the name of the primary school Gordons went to

It's already too late

Look at his ugly goat face with his dry ass jokes calling 2face an illiterate

Alibaba and I go die never talk, na this gorilla face truck driver to dey talk like donkey

I love 2face so much but my love for him went up to 1000% when he cancelled the protest

For the people calling 2face a coward, you guys are dumb as your leaders

After voting for Buhari, you want 2face to rescue you by going out to protest

The thunder wey go fire you still dey eat Amala and Ewedu

You want him to go protest for you and get in trouble with the government because of your dumbness

You voted for change, enjoy your change

2face will not waste his time protesting for dumb people who voted for a 90 year old sick illiterate

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Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Opens Night Club In Victoria Island by Atmmachine(m): 6:32pm On Feb 07, 2017
stagamagadasca:
was he forced to start it at first?
Little girl
Go to the kitchen
Crime / Re: Photos Of 2 Suicide Bombers Intercepted By NSCDC, In Maiduguri by Atmmachine(m): 3:01pm On Feb 07, 2017
OgaJonah:

If you don't have something to say please get back to sleep..
Mallam
Food / Re: African Man Crying Because The Sausage He Is Eating Is Too Sweet (Video) by Atmmachine(m): 2:42pm On Feb 07, 2017

This is someone's son, brother and cousin

I can help him by buying a brand new used brain for him

This is what happens when you smoke paw paw leafs.

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Sports / Re: Inside Paul Pogba’s £2.9million Mansion (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 1:19pm On Feb 07, 2017

I know that house in Cheshire

Chicharito use to live there

The security in that gated community is very tight

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Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Opens Night Club In Victoria Island by Atmmachine(m): 12:06pm On Feb 07, 2017

For the people calling 2face a coward, you guys are dumbs as your leaders

After voting for Buhari, you want 2face to rescue you by going out to protest

The thunder wey go fire you still dey eat Amala and Ewedu

You voted for change, enjoy your change

2face will not waste his time protesting for dumb people who voted for a 90 year old sick illiterate

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Travel / Re: Husband & Wife Die In Accident In Delta, After Being Burnt (Pics) by Atmmachine(m): 12:03pm On Feb 07, 2017

Lovely couple

R.I.P to them and may God comfort their families

Buhari, you will never go unpunished

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Crime / Re: Photos Of 2 Suicide Bombers Intercepted By NSCDC, In Maiduguri by Atmmachine(m): 12:02pm On Feb 07, 2017


They are innocent

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Crime / Re: Photos Of 2 Suicide Bombers Intercepted By NSCDC, In Maiduguri by Atmmachine(m): 12:00pm On Feb 07, 2017

Buhari will not be happy about this

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Celebrities / Re: Meraiah Ekeinde Celebrates Her 17th Birthday Today (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 11:54am On Feb 07, 2017
firstolalekan:

Shut da fuckup
17 years is a kid abi?
Nonsense notice me

I would Fûck her if I had the chance.

I just imagine what you do to that innocent little girl you're holding
Politics / Re: Invite Goodluck Jonathan For Questioning, Northern Clerics Tell Security Agencie by Atmmachine(m): 11:11am On Feb 07, 2017


And they don't wanna talk about how the Boko haram is bombing the shiit out of their brain

I guess they love being killed by Boko haram instead of calling out Buhari for sponsoring Boko haram

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Politics / Re: Invite Goodluck Jonathan For Questioning, Northern Clerics Tell Security Agencie by Atmmachine(m): 11:10am On Feb 07, 2017

These bunch of clowns

Invite Goodluck Jonathan for questioning ?? Question him about what ?? Question him about the time he kissed Shekau ??

These guys are the dumbest people on earth

Why not go question your lovely brother Buhari on why he is funding and sponsoring the Boko haram

Buhari is busy dying in the UK and you're here shouting "Question Goodluck Jonathan", you called yourselves Northern clerics but you ain't doing your job, you suppose to be praying for Buhari to return home alive

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NYSC / Re: Late Kaduna Female Corper's Candle Lighting, Set For Burial (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 11:04am On Feb 07, 2017
greggng:


You would ve been a good comedian. If truly you did all this at 26 for ur parents am proud of you. However I still insist you show respect to ur elders so that u can also enjoy old age. Due to the gap in age, I can only advice you it will be unfair for me to be brandishing my achievement here. There is nothing to prove to u cos ur idea of wealth is material things. If your wealth is not legit, it will crumble b4 ur face.

You see how dumb you are

How do you think i would engage in illegal business in the USA and haven't been caught ?? You must be high on some drugs

Why would i show respect to a 90 year old dumb fucck who ran my country into recession and is currently in the UK enjoying while people are dying of hunger back home
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya About To Sign With Jay Z Roc Nation by Atmmachine(m): 10:50am On Feb 07, 2017
angelTI:
What happened/is happening to those that were earlier signed on to ROC nation undecided undecided undecided



What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ??

What do you know about music ??

Only Tiwa Savage signed to ROC Nation when her career is already dead

Don jazzy pushed her to ROC Nation to revive her dead and buried music career

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Celebrities / Re: Iyanya About To Sign With Jay Z Roc Nation by Atmmachine(m): 10:50am On Feb 07, 2017

Why are Nigerians so stupid and dumb ??

They think that artist signing to an international label record means selling his/her right to the label and it leads to losing some money

Signing to an international label record means that the artist is really big and developed and couldn't handle most of the businesses by himself

He only pays the label record according to the monetary gains they give him

The record label will be securing shows for him and giving him endorsements and other avenues he will make money

Koredo Bello made 150 million naira for his record label last year, imagine what Iyanya makes

Rick Ross is signed to Epic Records

Rihanna is signed to ROC Nation

Drake is signed to Young money

Nicki Minaj is signed to Young money

And these people are still making money

Nigerians are dumb as fucck

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Coach Rohr Returns From AFCON To Scout For New Stars In NPFL by Atmmachine(m): 10:49am On Feb 07, 2017
safarigirl:
which albino coach failed to qualify you for AFCON?

Oh, you must be talking about Sunday Oliseh, the one whose village witches followed him to NFF.
......then again, it could be Samson Siasia who was the coach in charge the two times we have failed to qualify for AFCON recently....

But he's not an albino lizard, is he? undecided

What do you know about football ??

Why not go to the kitchen and make me some noodles
NYSC / Re: Late Kaduna Female Corper's Candle Lighting, Set For Burial (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 10:48am On Feb 07, 2017
greggng:


Don't you ever speak evil of ur elders others nature might not allow u long life. Even if he dies tomorrow that will not be seen as painful exit. But yours will be seen as painful exit cos u re still under ur parents roof a liability to them

You wish

If he dies tomorrow, it's still a painful death because he died uneducated and dumb

I still live under my parent's roof ?? You're a big joke, my parents lives in a house i bought for them in California, technically, they are living under my roof

And mind you, I'm only 26 years old and could buy houses in the USA

How old are you and what is your biggest achievement ?? I'm waiting

Hahahahahahahaha, poor people have no opinion and they don't belong in public
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Coach Rohr Returns From AFCON To Scout For New Stars In NPFL by Atmmachine(m): 10:36am On Feb 07, 2017
shevchenko:


What sort of lowly person are you



You want to know how low i can get ??

I would get so low, put your D in my mouth and suck you off

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Coach Rohr Returns From AFCON To Scout For New Stars In NPFL by Atmmachine(m): 10:30am On Feb 07, 2017

Are we cursed ??

Why would you hire an albino coach who doesn't know shiit about football to come coach the African nations cup defending champions ??

A corpse in the mortuary would have qualified Nigeria for Afcon

Kanu Nwankwo dey, Okocha dey and you come go hire this Amala and Ewedu eating lizard to come coach Nigeria

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NYSC / Re: Late Kaduna Female Corper's Candle Lighting, Set For Burial (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 10:29am On Feb 07, 2017
greggng:



You were making sense untilll you foolishly insulted buhari. Wht has Mr president got to do with a sick corpper? Thank God they now ask for medical report at nysc camp. Trust me some f u will fake the report but nature will pay u guys back

Lol

Some of us ??

Is that why nature is paying back your master Buhari with incurable illness ??
Celebrities / Re: Meraiah Ekeinde Celebrates Her 17th Birthday Today (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 10:28am On Feb 07, 2017
pinkpebbles:
Listen to yourself very well. And you will know you are the problem.

Listen to myself ??

This is why i hate talking to Nigerians

I said that i hate people who wanna have sex with minors

And you said that the minor is half dressed showing her boobs, so that means that older men ought to sexually assult her for not covering her boobs ??

Smh for some people

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Yobe Military Base, Burns Community by Atmmachine(m): 10:23am On Feb 07, 2017
Mpanyi:


So if they blow up other people that are not from their tribe which they are doing anyway, they will be so wise?

You're a rat

Yes, what are they fighting for ?? If they are against Nigeria, at least they should take the bombing to other states in Nigeria

Who are they blowing up ??

The igbos ran away long time ago

You must be so dumb if you don't know that 100% of the people they bomb are their own people

They should at least take the bombing to Lagos, Onitsha, Aba, Cross River, Rivers state to show me that they ain't the dumbest people on earth

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Celebrities / Re: Meraiah Ekeinde Celebrates Her 17th Birthday Today (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 10:18am On Feb 07, 2017
pinkpebbles:
I do not understand you. Does this pic of a young lady showing off her sex appeal luk lik a kid to you? If she wants to be addressed like a kid, den she shud dress like one. Half her boob is out and you think its not a great sex appeal for evn a normal guy that is not a pedophile?.

You see the problem with some dumbasses like you

So, if a 17 year old kid exposes her private part, does it give you an invitation to go fucck her ??

Don't bother to reply because i have idiots like you

Her boobs is out, so a 17 year old's boobs would give you a hard on ??

Spits
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Yobe Military Base, Burns Community by Atmmachine(m): 9:58am On Feb 07, 2017
Proffdada:
they are mercs funded and trained by international superpowers. Their training, Intel and funding should denote this

They are mercineries ( who are the mercineries ?? Are they Ghanaians ?? Can the igbos be turned into mercineries and funded to destroy their tribe ??)

Funded and trained by international superpowers (Who exactly are those superpowers ?? Russians ?? Why were they trained ?? To destroy their own tribe, ain't they some retarded group of people)


Their training, Intel and funding should denote this (Where were they trained ?? They bought a plane ticket to the USA to receive some training ??)

I see you're from the North

You are the dumbest person I've ever interacted with

How in the hell would you think that someone is being paid a salary to bomb his own people ?? What would the people who pay them gain from the bombings ??

Holy fucck

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Business / Re: 285 Dangote Drivers Wanted Over Stolen Tyres by Atmmachine(m): 9:17am On Feb 07, 2017


This is just the beginning

Apparently they stole the tyre in retaliation to what you and Buhari did to them

I hope they graduate from stealing tyres to stealing trucks

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Yobe Military Base, Burns Community by Atmmachine(m): 9:16am On Feb 07, 2017
Proffdada:
so you still think Boko Haram is an indigenous group?

Now, let's just go into this

Who are the Boko haram

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