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Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Flaunts Her Hermes Birkin Bag (photos) by Atmmachine(m): 11:09pm On Jul 18, 2016
I sell Hermes, AP, Hublot and Rolex

This is a fake Hermes, i know where you can buy that shiit
Politics / Re: Herdsmen Kill Lazarus Agai, Plateau Monarch And His Driver by Atmmachine(m): 10:36pm On Jul 18, 2016
johnbuck81:
they r spreading d gospel their master promised the zoo.

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Kill Lazarus Agai, Plateau Monarch And His Driver by Atmmachine(m): 10:35pm On Jul 18, 2016
Bvdgh
Travel / Re: Please Help, He Is About To Be Deported From Uae by Atmmachine(m): 9:06am On Jul 18, 2016
nefertitiram:


US visa is 48k bros! E be like say them gba you

And how many types of U.S visa do you know. ??
so, immigrant visa is also 48k ? cool
Crime / Re: Insecurity In Iba Local Government Area Of Lagos As Kidnapping Is On The Rise by Atmmachine(m): 11:11pm On Jul 17, 2016
SlimCupid:
u're such a waste of space.an excuse for a human.ur mum should av had ur dad's cocck in her mouth when she was busy conceiving the ttwatt that u've obviously grown up to be

I just checked your profile.

Lol.
Goodbye

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Travel / Re: Please Help, He Is About To Be Deported From Uae by Atmmachine(m): 10:49pm On Jul 17, 2016
I support his deportation.
He's reaping the fruit of his foolishness.
I hate these people called Agents and also the people who use them, only foolish people uses Agents, That thing wey the agent go do, you can do it by yourself.


Why would i pay 500k for Dubai visa ?? I can't give someone 5k for shitty Dubai visa.

Let this be a lesson to you, next time read, read again, re-read again, because the terms and condition and the duration of the job was written on the papers.

My guy gave an agent 500 thousand naira for ordinary Dubai visa, how much did it cost me to get an American visa ?? Just 160k, The guy foolishly went to Dubai with a one month visa, he's now in Lagos begging for money

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Family / Re: Reasons You Should Not Divorce Your Man Because He Can't Satisfy You Sexually by Atmmachine(m): 9:18pm On Jul 17, 2016
Not only sexually.
That's not an excuse for divorce, she can buy the artificial dick, and 2 batteries and satisfy herself

You can't satisfy any woman in any possible way.

If you buy her a private jet, she sees her friend with bicycle, she will want to have the bicycle.

Women are just so confused.
We're sick and tired of their drama.

If they wan divorce, make them kukuma divorce, no more ass kissing.

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Crime / Re: Insecurity In Iba Local Government Area Of Lagos As Kidnapping Is On The Rise by Atmmachine(m): 9:08pm On Jul 17, 2016
Lol
Small time now, these Yellow Bar boys will start kidnapping for recharge cards and Ewedu.

You ethier give them Amala and Ewedu or you send them 400 Mtn recharge card.

Hunger don hammer those small head people from South West

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Autos / Re: Toks 99 Toyota Camry And 2014 For Grab Asap by Atmmachine(m): 6:13am On Jul 16, 2016
99 Toyota Camry for 1.2 million ??

Who still drives 99 ?? And even if some people does, they will rather go get 2004 Infiniti fx35 for 1.1 million

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Crime / Re: My Experience With A LASTMA Officer Today by Atmmachine(m): 8:45pm On Jul 15, 2016
The two places i will never go to or live in are Los Angeles and Lagos, two worst places on earth

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Romance / Re: 7 Facts About Men,ladies Beware by Atmmachine(m): 10:42pm On Jun 23, 2016
Funkybabee:
These are the facts about men character, ladies of nowadays should beware don't let them keep teasing you again.




1 they can never love one girl/ladies
2 love sex more than love
3 talented In lying
4 talk softly while conning a lady
5 heart breakers
6 can promise girl heaven and earth
7 fear pregnancy but hate protected sex

no bash pls and ladies can add to it
Small girl.
What do you know about men ??
Crime / Re: Port-Harcourt Is Hot'-Girl Who Was Attacked By Robbers Shares Her Ordeal.Photos by Atmmachine(m): 10:05pm On Jun 23, 2016
If you call yourself an arm robber, go rob a bank and get into a shootout with the police, that makes you an arm robber, not robbing an innocent little girl

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Education / Re: 7 Facts About English You Don't Know by Atmmachine(m): 3:26pm On Jun 23, 2016
The Geechi in South Carolina USA speaks the Creole language
Romance / Re: 55-Year-Old Man Having Sex With 13-Year-Old Girl Caught - See Photo by Atmmachine(m): 3:10pm On Jun 23, 2016
OgaSirAde:
This is stale. However its obvious it was a consented thing so no blames.


You're a big disgrace to Nigeria.

Having sex with a 13 year old girl is consented ??
She's a minor for fucck sake.

In USA, if you have sex with a 17 year old girl who will be 18 in the next 5 minutes, you will go to jail for 16 years and you will be a registered sex offender for the rest of your life.

Your statement shows the kind of person you are, you enjoy sex with minors, i hope your children pays heavily for your foolishness

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Romance / Re: 55-Year-Old Man Having Sex With 13-Year-Old Girl Caught - See Photo by Atmmachine(m): 3:08pm On Jun 23, 2016
55 years old Olatunde Olanikpu
These people sef

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Webmasters / Re: There's More To Blog Monetization Than Adsense (see Proofs) by Atmmachine(m): 10:02pm On Jun 22, 2016
webincomeplus:
I see many newbie bloggers getting worried over rejected Adsense applications. But they really don't know that making a decent income from Adsense alone requires massive (I mean, very massive) traffic, which usually takes years to build (or huge amounts of money for those who want quick results through paid promotion).

For example, here is a screenshot of the Adsense earnings of my top earning site (let me call it BLOG A), which I monetize with Adsense and selling ad slots directly to advertisers:

Bro
I wanna ask you something
Business / Re: Naira Strengthens Further Against Dollar On Parallel Market by Atmmachine(m): 9:51pm On Jun 22, 2016
I hope $1 will exchanges for 4000 naira soon.

That's good news to some people and also bad news to some

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Education / Re: Simple English Test! by Atmmachine(m): 8:56pm On Jun 22, 2016
Malakh:
how you know I cant afford it and why would I throw my money away over a piece of paper,I'ma see how rich you are when shtf, dont need no degrees,I have the best career in this world, dont need to brag about how much fiat currency I have or worthless certificates that I have,try to be civil next time, no one used profanity against you,I guess you just innately mad and violent

I'm done entertaining you.

Have a nice day
Education / Re: Simple English Test! by Atmmachine(m): 2:07pm On Jun 22, 2016
MadCow1:
Tooo Easy, I will rather not.


Edited.. : After so much pressure from my Fans and Former Students in Yaba Left Univeristy, I have decided to answer the test.




Answer = A "As THEY that do" not Them that Do.



Answer = A 'Its WERE not Was'.



Answer is B. The past tense of broadcast is Broadcast.



Answer A.. I am not too sure but A sounds about right to me.



Answer B.. Ofcourse when a person falls, he or she goes down. You cants 'Fall Up'.



Answer B. Subject matter







[b]Answer B..
'many already Quantifies the Baggage so no need to make the Baggage plural.



Answer B.



Answer EITHER is correct depending on Pronounciation. If the 'H' is silent, the 'an' is the appropriate prefix to use. If the 'H' is pronounced, then 'a' is the correct prefix to use. but if I must pick one, I will go with A Historian.








Broadcasted is the past tense of broadcast
You wanna bet some money on that ??
Education / Re: Simple English Test! by Atmmachine(m): 2:01pm On Jun 22, 2016
Malakh:
still a waste...you'll realize it down the road, not just you alone, so you spent $4000 to get exactly what?

Not $4,000
$4,000 every semester, times 8 semesters, that should be $32,000
Almost 25 million naira, can you waste that amount of money on a piece of paper ?? I know you can't.

I did it because i have the money.
What will i realize down the road ?? That it's a waste ?? I already know.
I don't give a flying and running fucck, i can decide to wipe my ass with the degree.

I got my degree because i was bored.

What else do you have to say ??
Science/Technology / Re: What I Saw In The Sky This Morning In Abuja! by Atmmachine(m): 11:29am On Jun 22, 2016
Bgfff
Crime / Re: Armed Robber Killed In Calabar (Graphic Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 11:13am On Jun 22, 2016
Hhcc
Education / Re: Simple English Test! by Atmmachine(m): 10:54am On Jun 22, 2016
Malakh:
At the end of the day it's still a waste,if you can't get a job with it,get laid off etc

Sorry.
I didn't get it so i could go get a job with it.
About getting laid off, i don't work for anyone, i don't plan on working for anyone and i won't work for anyone.


You have anything else to say ??

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Education / Re: Simple English Test! by Atmmachine(m): 10:34am On Jun 22, 2016
If i fail to get the correct answers to all the questions, i will never forgive myself for wasting $4000 every semester.

And i might as well return my degree to the University of Florida


1. Na Hausa language be that ??

2. The available options are not grammatically correct, the first option would have been the correct answer if there is "the" before PDP. Eg.(I wish i were the campaign manager of the Democrats in the last general election.

3. A

4. B

5. B

6. A (subject is synonymous to matter.)

7. B

8. A (i know some people may disagree but i remember asking my professor the correct usage of the two and he told me baggages, the same professor that told me that i shouldn't say it's educational, it's educative is the right term.

9. A

10. A


Waiting for people who would falsify my answers

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Travel / Re: God Is Good Motors & Dangote Trailer Collide On Abuja-Lokoja Road, 1 Die by Atmmachine(m): 10:27am On Jun 22, 2016
Two blood sucking companies
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Successful Candidates For 2016 Naf Dssc Interview Screening by Atmmachine(m): 8:59am On Jun 22, 2016
Good for them
Celebrities / Re: Twitter Reacts To E-Money And His Money Spraying Machine by Atmmachine(m): 8:56am On Jun 22, 2016
8BitGee:


Atmmachine, vacuous as usual. Rebut my claim or eff off.

I don't need to rebut your claims.
How do you know he's into money laundering ??
Have you done any money laundering with him ??
Who told you about it ??
If the Efcc ain't disturbing him, why are you worried or you think the efcc don't know who he is ?? Why haven't they arrested him long time ago ??

I know dude personally, even before he started his clearing and forwarding.

That's how people always tag rich guys as ritualists or blood money.

I hope people will say you laundered your own money when you get rich.
Celebrities / Re: Twitter Reacts To E-Money And His Money Spraying Machine by Atmmachine(m): 8:09am On Jun 22, 2016
8BitGee:
He is money laundering. He helps corrupt people, especially politicians "legitimise" their loots. We know his exploits here in the UK. It's just a matter of time before EFCC knocks on some of his partners doors.

That's why you are still poor.
Celebrities / Re: Twitter Reacts To E-Money And His Money Spraying Machine by Atmmachine(m): 8:09am On Jun 22, 2016
codecyan:


@Atmmachine
You said he incorporated Borisa Nigeria Limited.
However, the directors say otherwise

http://guardian.ng/features/businessman-faces-legal-action-over-publication/

He created the company in 1997.
He was the sole owner.
He sold the company in 2002.
Don't you understand simple English.

He currently owns Emmy Cargos

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