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Travel / Re: Man Who Failed To Use Pedestrian Bridge In Awka Crushed By Vehicle. Graphic Pics by Atmmachine(m): 8:47am On Feb 10, 2017
doctimonyeka:
Jesu!!!!!!

Lord have mercy...



Death is inevitable...


Oluwa watch our back oo


Oluwa watch our back ??

God don't like stupidity

Even if God saves people from mishaps, why do you think he would save a dumb person who chose not to use the pedestrian bridge provided for him but instead wanna commit suicide by crossing a busy road

Arewa12:
Blood of jesus.... May God save us ooooo omo eleyi serious gan oooooo


May God save us ??

You're a big joke

God is busy saving smart people

How do you think he would wanna save some random dude who wants to die ?? There's a pedestrian bridge right there, now explain to me why he would cross a busy road and also why God would save him ??

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Romance / Re: Valentine's Day: A Lady's Budget For February (Pictured) by Atmmachine(m): 8:33am On Feb 10, 2017

Girls doesn't deserve Valentines gift

They want Valentines gift and all the good things

What do they bring to the table except their stinky pusssy

Only our mothers deserves every goddam Valentines day and every gift in the world

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Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 8:26am On Feb 10, 2017
ImadeUReadThis:


So the ongoing fulani orchestrated mafia on southern kaduna christians plus the bloody Shia clampdown nko?

The whites don't need your useless country.

FYI, a white man created your useless country

You're a dummy

White man created what ??

Your mother should have swallowed the sperm instead of taking it in her pusssy
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi Rents Static Private Jet For N500k For Music Video [PICS] by Atmmachine(m): 2:30am On Feb 10, 2017
litaninja:
Chairman, who will pay Oritse Femi 1M for a show Where will he get 100shows??. Has he done 100 shows in the last 3 years
When was the last time you left your house to go pay for a show, and the sole reason you attended was Oriyse Femi headlining
Which show Oritse Femi headline
Chairman....is oritse Femi see 100k for show....omo....


You can't book Koredo Bello or Runtown with 800k

We booked Femi last year in China and he collected 3 million naira
Do you know how much Basketmouth charges for his dry ass jokes ??
Do you know how much Phyno charges ??
You can't book Kcee with 1.5 million naira

For your information, Femi toured the whole of Europe last year, toured the USA and performed in 4 cities in China

This is the reason why i don't talk to people, people are just dumb fuccks
Business / Re: Sola David-Borha, The Highest Paid CEO In Nigeria Makes N484,931 Daily by Atmmachine(m): 10:49pm On Feb 09, 2017
mentro:

Wow. Tell me ways u can make that kind of money sitting at home

Where do you live ??
Business / Re: Sola David-Borha, The Highest Paid CEO In Nigeria Makes N484,931 Daily by Atmmachine(m): 8:57pm On Feb 09, 2017
miketayo:


I know dumb ppl like u, that try to be smart. It's eBay u can choose to auction or sell ur item.
Y bother with u, u already embarrassed urself on nairaland. Nairaland's clown cheesy cheesy

Again, you're dumb

I will even make more money if i choose to auction

I sell about 200 pieces of Apple headphones every single day, $9 x 200, how much is it ??

About 10,000 pieces every year

Not including other items i sell

Why won't i make 117 million naira every year ??

And before i forget, i don't work but have a house in New York.

People can be stupid
Politics / Re: Buhari Sees Tinubu And Akande Off In London After Their Visit (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 6:53pm On Feb 09, 2017
kacchy:


Take it easy.. ........

Your English tho!

#headache#

*walks out of thread*

Kid
Can you simply correct my grammatical blunders
Business / Re: Sola David-Borha, The Highest Paid CEO In Nigeria Makes N484,931 Daily by Atmmachine(m): 6:51pm On Feb 09, 2017
miketayo:


Dude where do u get ur info from.. How many power banks and headphones do you want to auction for sale to get 117m

You're a fool

You don't auction power banks

How stupid are you ??
Business / Re: Sola David-Borha, The Highest Paid CEO In Nigeria Makes N484,931 Daily by Atmmachine(m): 5:27pm On Feb 09, 2017
iamwizzle:


How much do u make a day?

How much do i make a day ??

$3000, can you kindly calculate it in naira ??

How much do you make per day ??

Do you want 10 evidences that i make that much every single day ??

I will give you more than 20 evidences but you and i must but a 1 million bet

Holla at me when you're ready
Politics / Re: Buhari Sees Tinubu And Akande Off In London After Their Visit (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 5:18pm On Feb 09, 2017
Akainzo:


Go out to the doorway and take this kind of picture, then show it here for us to believe you are superman. Mtcheeww

What kind of picture ??

Be specific and i will do it for you
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi Rents Static Private Jet For N500k For Music Video [PICS] by Atmmachine(m): 5:09pm On Feb 09, 2017
lofty900:
But the owner of the jet wicked sha, 500k and u still no allow d guy enter inside. Recession thingz

ArcFresky:
Op... How u know say naa 500k e use rent am?



What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ??

He rented the jet but chose not to enter inside because his plan was to use it for a video shoot, he don't wanna enter inside because he wasn't traveling.

Even if he entered inside, do you want to see him inside the private jet in a 4 minute video ??

How do you know he rented the jet for 500k ?? This is how i knew you were poor and haven't rented a private jet

The least rental jet you would rent is $10k, now calculate that amount in naira and tell me how much it is

Kids, this is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs

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Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi Rents Static Private Jet For N500k For Music Video [PICS] by Atmmachine(m): 5:08pm On Feb 09, 2017

500k for a private jet ??

He will perform the song at 1 million naira per show for about 50 performances ??

1 million naira x 50 times = 50 million naira

50 million naira minus 500k = 40 million 5 hundred thousand naira.

To me, the guy is the most intelligent guy in the world

Meanwhile, you still live with your parents while he's raking in millions of naira

The joke is on you

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Politics / Re: Buhari Sees Tinubu And Akande Off In London After Their Visit (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 4:58pm On Feb 09, 2017
9jakohai:


England is very cold this time of year.

If you are not wrapped up, wahala dey.

Go tell that to a rookie

England is not even cold

Have you been to Maine USA where it snows 9 months yearly ??

Have you been to Pennsylvania or Alaska ??

Try traveling to different countries like Russia and Sweden, you will know how cold it is

I'm currently in Maine, it's snowing for the past 5 days and I'm not wearing any clothes

Just accept that these mean are old heads

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Politics / Re: Buhari Sees Tinubu And Akande Off In London After Their Visit (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 4:48pm On Feb 09, 2017
Jesu
Politics / Re: Buhari Sees Tinubu And Akande Off In London After Their Visit (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 4:45pm On Feb 09, 2017

Jesu.
These clowns dressed like my 73 year old uncle when he came to America.

How in the world would you wear agbada over a turtleneck sweater and a jacket over the agbada and then a muffler on your neck, it's not even that cold in the UK

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Business / Re: Sola David-Borha, The Highest Paid CEO In Nigeria Makes N484,931 Daily by Atmmachine(m): 4:37pm On Feb 09, 2017

117 Million naira in a whole year ??

She's still a learner

And she's even a CEO ??

You can make that money sitting at home

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Career / Re: How Do People Survive After Losing Their Jobs? by Atmmachine(m): 7:18am On Feb 09, 2017
divicoded:


I am not sure you read this, your flat-head could have been aching. Your comment was totally childish, naive and stvpid to say yhr least. I concur by concluding that the flatness of head is synonymous with stvpidity

But i don't eat Amala and Ewedu

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Career / Re: How Do People Survive After Losing Their Jobs? by Atmmachine(m): 7:10am On Feb 09, 2017

This would be very useful to Osibanjo because he will lose his job very soon

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Romance / Re: Lady Surprises Husband With Range Rover Evoque (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:15pm On Feb 08, 2017

That man is the dumbest guy in the world

His wife took his money and bought him a car and he's here laughing like someone who is being fingered in the ass

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Crime / Re: Pirates In Nigeria Kidnap Russians And Ukrainian by Atmmachine(m): 5:12pm On Feb 08, 2017
richeeyo:


Russia weak ass country shocked
Better change your decoder and tv
Those shit are given you fake news
Even RUSSIA is a treat to America
Guy who do you think putin is always on the news
Google world millitary ranking Ok

The USA would smoke the whole of Russia in just 3 hours

You don't wanna mess with America

Maybe you don't know where area 51 is in Nevada

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Crime / Re: Pirates In Nigeria Kidnap Russians And Ukrainian by Atmmachine(m): 2:19pm On Feb 08, 2017
rman:


It is not a stupid question. If you do not have the skills you lack to moral right to complain.

You were supporting criminals because you are jobless. Work on yourself.

My two cents.

Lol
I'm jobless actually because i employ people like you and let them do the jobs for me
Crime / Re: Pirates In Nigeria Kidnap Russians And Ukrainian by Atmmachine(m): 2:06pm On Feb 08, 2017
sweerychick:
if you think I'll waste my precious time exchanging words with a little brat like you, you are solely mistaken. Now get off my mention.

Little brat ?? Lol

This just shows how kids can be brave and entertaining on the internet
Crime / Re: Pirates In Nigeria Kidnap Russians And Ukrainian by Atmmachine(m): 1:26pm On Feb 08, 2017
sweerychick:
adult

Go tell that to Putin yourself tongue

The last time I checked Russia is still feared by many.

Why no go back to school tongue

Little dirty girl

Russian is still feared by many ?? You mean your family who doesn't know shiit about Russia

Go back to school ?? I graduated from the university of California 5 years ago and i have a degree in psychology

Tell me your achievements, I'm waiting

You're just a little hoe who don't even know how to wash a white underwear
Politics / Re: 'Buhari Is Alive': Bauchi Youths Storm The Streets To Support Buhari (Pics) by Atmmachine(m): 1:19pm On Feb 08, 2017


Youths ??

You mean Hausa youths ??

They don't even know where he is but all they know is that he's alive

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Crime / Re: Pirates In Nigeria Kidnap Russians And Ukrainian by Atmmachine(m): 12:54pm On Feb 08, 2017
rman:


Do you have the requsite skills?

What a stupid question

No, i only have the skill to sleep and beg my parents for money

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Brutalise Crippled Man In Onitsha For Wearing Military Outfit (Pics) by Atmmachine(m): 12:52pm On Feb 08, 2017


These cowards get killed like rats by the Boko haram

But they would wanna beat up a cripple

Weak ass Nigerian army

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Crime / Re: Pirates In Nigeria Kidnap Russians And Ukrainian by Atmmachine(m): 12:52pm On Feb 08, 2017
sweerychick:
Make Putin catch una grin

Kid

The last time i checked, Russian is a weak ass country

Why not go to the kitchen
Crime / Re: Pirates In Nigeria Kidnap Russians And Ukrainian by Atmmachine(m): 12:47pm On Feb 08, 2017


Good for them

This is what you get when you collaborate with the government of a country to suck up the oil, take all the jobs and leave the cizitens of that country unemployed

Go to the oil wells all over Nigeria, all you will see are white men

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Politics / Re: Acting President, Osinbajo Presides Over FEC Meeting In Aso Rock (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 12:47pm On Feb 08, 2017

I can see the sadness in their faces

Just announce the burial date and stop playing with us

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Politics / Re: Acting President, Osinbajo Presides Over FEC Meeting In Aso Rock (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 12:46pm On Feb 08, 2017

Farewell my hero

You will be missed
Celebrities / Re: Ayo Shonaiya Slams Gordons For Calling 2face An Illiterate by Atmmachine(m): 12:43pm On Feb 08, 2017
2shur:
abegi stop boasting.

Okay
Celebrities / Re: Illiterate Musician: Gordons Apologises To 2face by Atmmachine(m): 10:44am On Feb 08, 2017
ikukuhero:


Did you forget to take your medication?

I forgot to suck your D

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