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Travel / Re: Man Who Failed To Use Pedestrian Bridge In Awka Crushed By Vehicle. Graphic Pics by Atmmachine(m): 8:47am On Feb 10, 2017 |
doctimonyeka: Oluwa watch our back ?? God don't like stupidity Even if God saves people from mishaps, why do you think he would save a dumb person who chose not to use the pedestrian bridge provided for him but instead wanna commit suicide by crossing a busy road Arewa12: May God save us ?? You're a big joke God is busy saving smart people How do you think he would wanna save some random dude who wants to die ?? There's a pedestrian bridge right there, now explain to me why he would cross a busy road and also why God would save him ?? 25 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Valentine's Day: A Lady's Budget For February (Pictured) by Atmmachine(m): 8:33am On Feb 10, 2017 |
Girls doesn't deserve Valentines gift They want Valentines gift and all the good things What do they bring to the table except their stinky pusssy Only our mothers deserves every goddam Valentines day and every gift in the world 55 Likes 4 Shares
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Travel / Re: Canadian Government Rejects Kaduna Airport, Warns Citizens Against Using It by Atmmachine(m): 8:26am On Feb 10, 2017 |
ImadeUReadThis: You're a dummy White man created what ?? Your mother should have swallowed the sperm instead of taking it in her pusssy |
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi Rents Static Private Jet For N500k For Music Video [PICS] by Atmmachine(m): 2:30am On Feb 10, 2017 |
litaninja: You can't book Koredo Bello or Runtown with 800k We booked Femi last year in China and he collected 3 million naira Do you know how much Basketmouth charges for his dry ass jokes ?? Do you know how much Phyno charges ?? You can't book Kcee with 1.5 million naira For your information, Femi toured the whole of Europe last year, toured the USA and performed in 4 cities in China This is the reason why i don't talk to people, people are just dumb fuccks |
Business / Re: Sola David-Borha, The Highest Paid CEO In Nigeria Makes N484,931 Daily by Atmmachine(m): 10:49pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
mentro: Where do you live ?? |
Business / Re: Sola David-Borha, The Highest Paid CEO In Nigeria Makes N484,931 Daily by Atmmachine(m): 8:57pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
miketayo: Again, you're dumb I will even make more money if i choose to auction I sell about 200 pieces of Apple headphones every single day, $9 x 200, how much is it ?? About 10,000 pieces every year Not including other items i sell Why won't i make 117 million naira every year ?? And before i forget, i don't work but have a house in New York. People can be stupid |
Politics / Re: Buhari Sees Tinubu And Akande Off In London After Their Visit (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 6:53pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
kacchy: Kid Can you simply correct my grammatical blunders |
Business / Re: Sola David-Borha, The Highest Paid CEO In Nigeria Makes N484,931 Daily by Atmmachine(m): 6:51pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
miketayo: You're a fool You don't auction power banks How stupid are you ?? |
Business / Re: Sola David-Borha, The Highest Paid CEO In Nigeria Makes N484,931 Daily by Atmmachine(m): 5:27pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
iamwizzle: How much do i make a day ?? $3000, can you kindly calculate it in naira ?? How much do you make per day ?? Do you want 10 evidences that i make that much every single day ?? I will give you more than 20 evidences but you and i must but a 1 million bet Holla at me when you're ready |
Politics / Re: Buhari Sees Tinubu And Akande Off In London After Their Visit (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 5:18pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Akainzo: What kind of picture ?? Be specific and i will do it for you |
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi Rents Static Private Jet For N500k For Music Video [PICS] by Atmmachine(m): 5:09pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
lofty900: ArcFresky: What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ?? He rented the jet but chose not to enter inside because his plan was to use it for a video shoot, he don't wanna enter inside because he wasn't traveling. Even if he entered inside, do you want to see him inside the private jet in a 4 minute video ?? How do you know he rented the jet for 500k ?? This is how i knew you were poor and haven't rented a private jet The least rental jet you would rent is $10k, now calculate that amount in naira and tell me how much it is Kids, this is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs 35 Likes 3 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi Rents Static Private Jet For N500k For Music Video [PICS] by Atmmachine(m): 5:08pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
500k for a private jet ?? He will perform the song at 1 million naira per show for about 50 performances ?? 1 million naira x 50 times = 50 million naira 50 million naira minus 500k = 40 million 5 hundred thousand naira. To me, the guy is the most intelligent guy in the world Meanwhile, you still live with your parents while he's raking in millions of naira The joke is on you 118 Likes 11 Shares |
Politics / Re: Buhari Sees Tinubu And Akande Off In London After Their Visit (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 4:58pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
9jakohai: Go tell that to a rookie England is not even cold Have you been to Maine USA where it snows 9 months yearly ?? Have you been to Pennsylvania or Alaska ?? Try traveling to different countries like Russia and Sweden, you will know how cold it is I'm currently in Maine, it's snowing for the past 5 days and I'm not wearing any clothes Just accept that these mean are old heads 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari Sees Tinubu And Akande Off In London After Their Visit (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 4:48pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Jesu |
Politics / Re: Buhari Sees Tinubu And Akande Off In London After Their Visit (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 4:45pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Jesu. These clowns dressed like my 73 year old uncle when he came to America. How in the world would you wear agbada over a turtleneck sweater and a jacket over the agbada and then a muffler on your neck, it's not even that cold in the UK 28 Likes 1 Share |
Business / Re: Sola David-Borha, The Highest Paid CEO In Nigeria Makes N484,931 Daily by Atmmachine(m): 4:37pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
117 Million naira in a whole year ?? She's still a learner And she's even a CEO ?? You can make that money sitting at home 92 Likes 5 Shares |
Career / Re: How Do People Survive After Losing Their Jobs? by Atmmachine(m): 7:18am On Feb 09, 2017 |
divicoded: But i don't eat Amala and Ewedu 2 Likes |
Career / Re: How Do People Survive After Losing Their Jobs? by Atmmachine(m): 7:10am On Feb 09, 2017 |
This would be very useful to Osibanjo because he will lose his job very soon 2 Likes
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Romance / Re: Lady Surprises Husband With Range Rover Evoque (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:15pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
That man is the dumbest guy in the world His wife took his money and bought him a car and he's here laughing like someone who is being fingered in the ass 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: Pirates In Nigeria Kidnap Russians And Ukrainian by Atmmachine(m): 5:12pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
richeeyo: The USA would smoke the whole of Russia in just 3 hours You don't wanna mess with America Maybe you don't know where area 51 is in Nevada 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Pirates In Nigeria Kidnap Russians And Ukrainian by Atmmachine(m): 2:19pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
rman: Lol I'm jobless actually because i employ people like you and let them do the jobs for me |
Crime / Re: Pirates In Nigeria Kidnap Russians And Ukrainian by Atmmachine(m): 2:06pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
sweerychick: Little brat ?? Lol This just shows how kids can be brave and entertaining on the internet |
Crime / Re: Pirates In Nigeria Kidnap Russians And Ukrainian by Atmmachine(m): 1:26pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
sweerychick: Little dirty girl Russian is still feared by many ?? You mean your family who doesn't know shiit about Russia Go back to school ?? I graduated from the university of California 5 years ago and i have a degree in psychology Tell me your achievements, I'm waiting You're just a little hoe who don't even know how to wash a white underwear |
Politics / Re: 'Buhari Is Alive': Bauchi Youths Storm The Streets To Support Buhari (Pics) by Atmmachine(m): 1:19pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Youths ?? You mean Hausa youths ?? They don't even know where he is but all they know is that he's alive 125 Likes 3 Shares |
Crime / Re: Pirates In Nigeria Kidnap Russians And Ukrainian by Atmmachine(m): 12:54pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
rman: What a stupid question No, i only have the skill to sleep and beg my parents for money 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Soldiers Brutalise Crippled Man In Onitsha For Wearing Military Outfit (Pics) by Atmmachine(m): 12:52pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
These cowards get killed like rats by the Boko haram But they would wanna beat up a cripple Weak ass Nigerian army 58 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: Pirates In Nigeria Kidnap Russians And Ukrainian by Atmmachine(m): 12:52pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
sweerychick: Kid The last time i checked, Russian is a weak ass country Why not go to the kitchen |
Crime / Re: Pirates In Nigeria Kidnap Russians And Ukrainian by Atmmachine(m): 12:47pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Good for them This is what you get when you collaborate with the government of a country to suck up the oil, take all the jobs and leave the cizitens of that country unemployed Go to the oil wells all over Nigeria, all you will see are white men 11 Likes |
Politics / Re: Acting President, Osinbajo Presides Over FEC Meeting In Aso Rock (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 12:47pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
I can see the sadness in their faces Just announce the burial date and stop playing with us 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Acting President, Osinbajo Presides Over FEC Meeting In Aso Rock (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 12:46pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Farewell my hero You will be missed |
Celebrities / Re: Ayo Shonaiya Slams Gordons For Calling 2face An Illiterate by Atmmachine(m): 12:43pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
2shur: Okay |
Celebrities / Re: Illiterate Musician: Gordons Apologises To 2face by Atmmachine(m): 10:44am On Feb 08, 2017 |
ikukuhero: I forgot to suck your D |
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