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Celebrities / Re: Meraiah Ekeinde Celebrates Her 17th Birthday Today (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 9:12am On Feb 07, 2017

Some people are just sick

Why would a grown ass man look at the picture of this little kid and have sexual feelings for her ??

*Spits

I hate pedophiles with passion

*Spits again

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NYSC / Re: Late Kaduna Female Corper's Candle Lighting, Set For Burial (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 8:58am On Feb 07, 2017

Such a beautiful lady

May God bring comfort to her family

Buhari, you will never go unpunished.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Yobe Military Base, Burns Community by Atmmachine(m): 8:53am On Feb 07, 2017

Hahahahahahahaha grin

These people sef

They want the President of Nigeria to be from their tribe, they got it

They want igbos to leave the North, igbos left North

Now, Tell me what they want again

If these people divert the energy, determination and accuracy they use in making bombs and engaging in violence into trying to better their states, their tribe would have been better than the USA

How foolish will i be to strap a bomb to myself and go blow up my igbo brothers ??

Why should some people from a tribe i wouldn't mention, who have produced like 5 Nigerian President and are still poverty stricken restort to bombing their own people ??

This is beyond foolishness

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Religion / Re: How The 12 Apostles Of Jesus Died by Atmmachine(m): 4:40pm On Feb 05, 2017
mayorall:



Charity begins at home. You talk politely, and I will tell you with biblical evidence and evidence of existence of whom they married. And let you know bible is a loaded mystery, not just words.

Do you have a brain ??

Is this an answer to "Who did they get married to" ??

Stop being foolish and tell me the Bible verse and who they married
Family / Re: PLEASE HELP!!! DONT LET MY SISTER IS DIE IN HOSPITAL (PHOTO) by Atmmachine(m): 4:38pm On Feb 05, 2017
Drop your account number and you're wasting time

When you're serious, you let us know

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Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of The 60-Year-Old Bride And Her Husband by Atmmachine(m): 4:28pm On Feb 05, 2017

Is she really 60 years old ??

If she's really 60 years old, then she looks more beautiful than most of these ugly ass Nairaland girls

I'm 26 but i would marry her tho

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Religion / Re: How The 12 Apostles Of Jesus Died by Atmmachine(m): 4:28pm On Feb 05, 2017
mayorall:




Genesis 6:2


That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.


I hope that gives an answer. If you still dont understand sir. And you want to learn something new without criticism. I will explain to you.

Stop being a dumbass and tell me who Cain and Abel married
Religion / Re: How The 12 Apostles Of Jesus Died by Atmmachine(m): 4:27pm On Feb 05, 2017
Atunma:
@atmmachine, may God heal u of the terrible ailment plaguing ur soul.

Fucck God
Religion / Re: How The 12 Apostles Of Jesus Died by Atmmachine(m): 4:17pm On Feb 05, 2017
favourmic:



Bro when last you went for medical brain check up

Last night, in your mum's room

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Religion / Re: How The 12 Apostles Of Jesus Died by Atmmachine(m): 4:17pm On Feb 05, 2017
kennygee:


You should see an optometrist if you can't see the comment properly or employ the service of a teacher to help you read.

Little girl

I want to sleep now, can you go watch some cartoons

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Religion / Re: How The 12 Apostles Of Jesus Died by Atmmachine(m): 4:14pm On Feb 05, 2017
kennygee:


I'm sure he wasn't telling it to you but to those who believe this "Super Story".

Now run along.

Sorry, i don't talk to little girls
Religion / Re: Does Not Going To Church Affect Your Relationship With God by Atmmachine(m): 4:13pm On Feb 05, 2017
bionixs:
before this week runs out,may God show you that he is real with one shameful sickness

Hahahahahahahaha

Shameful sickness ??

Your God must be high on some cocaine
Religion / Re: Does Not Going To Church Affect Your Relationship With God by Atmmachine(m): 9:01am On Feb 05, 2017

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of mankind

God is fake

Jesus is fake

Only kids can believe those stupid lies

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Celebrities / Re: Waje's Daughter, Emerald, Heads To University by Atmmachine(m): 7:44am On Feb 05, 2017
Bbb
Politics / Re: 21 Freed Chibok Girls, BBOG Reacts: We Always Knew PMB Could Rescue Chibok Girls by Atmmachine(m): 5:11pm On Oct 13, 2016
Buhari is the best president in the world

I knew he would rescue the 700 kidnapped Chibok girls.

I was there in sambisa forest when he handed 1 Boko Haram prisoner to Shekau,gave the Boko Haram members a good hand job and in return Shekau released 900 Chibok girls

I wish Buhari will rule Nigeria for 80 more years

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari's Interview: BBC Defies Pressure From Presidency, Dogara & Daura by Atmmachine(m): 5:10pm On Oct 13, 2016
foladara777:

Wait... Are u comparing deir use of English language?? U are high on something. Patience's blunders were innumerable... Dat "diaris God ooh" video alone sef... Aisha has more class, shez more beautiful and apparently more intelligent.

Okay
I will send you a link to the videos of your lover Aisha in Washington state
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari's Interview: BBC Defies Pressure From Presidency, Dogara & Daura by Atmmachine(m): 5:07pm On Oct 13, 2016
asuustrike2009:

If you say her English is terrible then I wonder now Patience Jonathan was

Her use of English is terrible and inaudible

Patience Jonathan's use of English is terrible but not inaudible

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Business / Re: Dangote Spaghetti Factory In Ikorodu Is On Fire (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 4:58pm On Oct 13, 2016
It can burn to the ground

I don't give a flying and running fucck

It doesn't affect the price of Amala and Ewedu for the Afonja

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari's Interview: BBC Defies Pressure From Presidency, Dogara & Daura by Atmmachine(m): 4:56pm On Oct 13, 2016
foladara777:

Say what u want abt her integrity or character, I don't give a rat's as*, but her English and diction are good enough. Or u want to compare with Patience?? She was our collective national disgrace. Well, am not surprised you're supporting her: Ojukwu might have died but his manhood lives ongrin

But i can audibly hear patience Jonathan say "Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on"

When your sugar mummy Aisha said " I am hian at Washinston state unavasitin " i died 8 times
Phones / Re: Lady Takes Photo In A Ghana-Must-Go Bag by Atmmachine(m): 4:47pm On Oct 13, 2016
Is that Aisha Buhari hiding from Muhammad Buhari because of the interview she did with BBC

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari's Interview: BBC Defies Pressure From Presidency, Dogara & Daura by Atmmachine(m): 4:30pm On Oct 13, 2016
They don't have to release the interview

No one would listen to the interview because Nigerians can't understand what she says, her use of English is terrible
Buhari's use of English is the worst, both of them sounds like a pregnant dog


General Cassandra and his non English speaking wife. Episode 1, season 2

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari's Interview: BBC Defies Pressure From Presidency, Dogara & Daura by Atmmachine(m): 4:30pm On Oct 13, 2016
Wow

I have something i want to say

I swear you will love it

Should i say it ??

Okay, i will say it

















I don't give a flying and running fucck

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Mesmerizes Buhari's Cabinet Members? (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 4:25pm On Oct 13, 2016
OkoYibo:


You must be mistaking me for one of your family members.

Well, non of my families live in Nigeria
They live in somalia
Politics / Re: Amaechi Mesmerizes Buhari's Cabinet Members? (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 3:47pm On Oct 13, 2016
crown08:
YES I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING!
WETIN B UR HEADACHE.

And you're looking for a job ??

Your employer may mesmerize your brain with some difficult questions when you go for an interview
Politics / Re: "FG Did Not Swap Boko Haram Prisoners For The 21 Chibok Girls" - Lai Mohammed by Atmmachine(m): 3:43pm On Oct 13, 2016
Bhhhhhh
Politics / Re: Amaechi Mesmerizes Buhari's Cabinet Members? (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 3:36pm On Oct 13, 2016
crown08:
hmm.. person dey learn daily niyen oo

So you don't know the meaning of mesmerizing ??

Spits
Politics / Re: Amaechi Mesmerizes Buhari's Cabinet Members? (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 3:36pm On Oct 13, 2016
OkoYibo:
His Excellency Rt. Hon. Rotimi Amaechi

King of the South South

The Biggest Fish of the Niger Delta

Tormentor of the Clueless one

The Nemesis of Patience

The Protector of Niger Delta Democracy

The one who have never lost a Political fight he was involved in.


On behalf of the losers, wailers, ipods, sufferers and the flatt.ies

We hail thee!!!

You forgot one thing

* The source of your hunger

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Mesmerizes Buhari's Cabinet Members? (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 3:22pm On Oct 13, 2016
They're celebrating their accomplishments

$1 is now 5 naira
1 litre of fuel is now 50 naira
200 Chibok girls were released yesterday
Unemployed youths now receive 30 thousand naira every month
1 bag of rice is now 4 thousand naira

All i can say is thank you Buhari
Thanks to APC

I hope Buhari rules Nigeria for 70 more years

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Mesmerizes Buhari's Cabinet Members? (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 3:18pm On Oct 13, 2016
They were planning on how to go to Allen avenue and carry 4 Ashana so that general Cassandra will enjoy himself when he returns from West Germany tomorrow

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