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Politics / Re: Buhari Appointing Osinbajo As Coordinator Is An Impeachable Offence – Adegboruwa by Atmmachine(m): 11:47am On May 10, 2017
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Education / Re: Animal Found Dead In A Hostel In Ekpoma, Edo State (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 11:35am On May 10, 2017
ernneyce:
That's a kola...peaceful animal cry cry cry

Ignorant dude

This is how a Kola looks like

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Education / Re: Animal Found Dead In A Hostel In Ekpoma, Edo State (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 11:33am On May 10, 2017
Shortyy:

Buuuuuuush Baaaaaaaby.

Sagged breast
Education / Re: Animal Found Dead In A Hostel In Ekpoma, Edo State (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 11:20am On May 10, 2017
Shortyy:
Bush babbby


Don't let people laugh at your ignorance

This is how a baby bush looks like

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Education / Re: Animal Found Dead In A Hostel In Ekpoma, Edo State (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 11:18am On May 10, 2017

I know the name of that animal

That animal is definitely not a baby bush

The name of that animal is Slow Loris

Here's the picture of how a Slow Loris looks like

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo After Reading Buhari's Letter - Reno Omokri (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:57am On May 10, 2017
najoke:


Hahahahaha......Biafuros, keep proving Afonja right...see the IQ of a typical Biafuro..........Obasonjo ruled for 8 years......Biafuros that have been elevated....pls how many years una don rule grin grin grin grin

Igbos are the most gullible and hypocritical species on planet earth.

Truth hurts

Science/Technology / Re: What Do You Think Are The Two Most Influential Innovations On Human Life? by Atmmachine(m): 9:50am On May 10, 2017
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Science/Technology / Re: What Do You Think Are The Two Most Influential Innovations On Human Life? by Atmmachine(m): 9:50am On May 10, 2017

Soap and Deodorant

Do you know how these women with their huge shiit industry (ass) would smell like if there are no soap and Deodorant

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Crime / Re: Police Sergeant Shoots His Girlfriend In Yobe & Kills Himself by Atmmachine(m): 9:30am On May 10, 2017
beautiful232:
just cos of cheating?

and she is not your wife?

wonders

I need no prophet to tell me you cheat on your boyfriend

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Crime / Re: Police Sergeant Shoots His Girlfriend In Yobe & Kills Himself by Atmmachine(m): 9:27am On May 10, 2017

What's the name of that movie ??

Why not break up with him and go fucck whoever you wanna fucck instead of being in a relationship and cheating

Women are naturally dumb

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Crime / Re: Police Sergeant Shoots His Girlfriend In Yobe & Kills Himself by Atmmachine(m): 9:26am On May 10, 2017

Did he die ??

I will rather kill myself than commit suicide

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo After Reading Buhari's Letter - Reno Omokri (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:20am On May 10, 2017

Osubande is a mere commissioner

These Afonjas wants every opportunity to rule Nigerian

I pray that the president returns safe and healthy and rule Nigeria for 80 more years

Afonjas have been relegated

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Nairaland / General / Re: 7 Reasons We Should Stop Killing Snakes by Atmmachine(m): 9:10am On May 10, 2017

Two reasons why we should increase the number of snakes we kill everyday

1. We have millions of dangerous snakes in Nigeria

2. Their venomous bite can kill you instantly

On behalf of the anti snake squad, kill any snake you see immediately, don't let them run away

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Romance / Re: After Dating For 7 Years, He Called Off Our Engagement. by Atmmachine(m): 8:51am On May 10, 2017

I wouldn't marry you even if your parents pays me $60 million

You sound like a little kid that's ​not yet ready for marriage

The dude wastes his money to come visit you in the USA, you still not happy ??

This is one of the many reasons why i will never get married, our generation is bleeped

He watched porn on your computer ?? What the hell,
adults do watch porn, can you swear with your life that you haven't watched porn

Your father told him that he doesn't wanna sell you to him that's why he told your fiance to buy cheap stuff and just pay your bride price

You got angry because he didn't buy you gold jewelry ??

How many gold watch have you bought for him ??

Tell me a good reason why you deserve gold jewelry, does he owe you ??

I wish i could find that guy, he deserves a cold beer and an award for the smartest person on earth

He dodged a bullet

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To Forbes Africa's Richest Musicians List by Atmmachine(m): 8:42am On May 10, 2017
savagefinder:
dunno about the money but nasty c is better than all our current hip hop artists combined.. Including olamide.

Who is nasty c ??
Romance / Re: Anowa Adjah, "The Nigerian Powerhouse": Hot Nigerian Fitness Trainer by Atmmachine(m): 8:41am On May 10, 2017
Pidgin2:
Yam tubers

Sagged breast

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Romance / Re: Anowa Adjah, "The Nigerian Powerhouse": Hot Nigerian Fitness Trainer by Atmmachine(m): 8:39am On May 10, 2017

This girl can break somebody's dick

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Politics / Re: At Last Biafrans Hug Donald Trump PHOTOS by Atmmachine(m): 8:15am On May 10, 2017
Something smells like a dead elephant here

Oh, it's the Afonjas

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Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Almost Stabbed By A Chinese Man In Lekki Today (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 7:36am On May 10, 2017
Kenturkey048:
atmmachine..united state veteran army...!

Your mum is over here sucking my pipe

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Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Debie-rise's Father Hugging Her As She Returned Home by Atmmachine(m): 12:44am On May 10, 2017
Trina0936:

Look at this fool oh! grin cheesy WHO cares about what you do or don't?
E pain you sotey you had to resort to that plus that ain't me by the way!! grin

Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Debie-rise's Father Hugging Her As She Returned Home by Atmmachine(m): 12:18am On May 10, 2017
Trina0936:

Sharap! Stop bragging behind your borrowed blackberry torch two phone! Motherfucker undecided
Unenlightened broke ass dude like yourself can only borrow stuff and pretend to watch programs they didn't watch cos you can't afford cable subscription!! undecided

I just checked your profile

Sorry, i don't talk to fat stinky women

*Spits
Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Almost Stabbed By A Chinese Man In Lekki Today (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 12:14am On May 10, 2017
DanseMacabre:



Wow! Tell me about it! Educate me bro! So you just did your industrial attachment with the Special Forces without being an American citizen?

I made the mistake of underestimating the predictabilitly of your stupidity.

Mea culpa.
What the hell is an industrial attachment ??

I came to the USA as a legal immigrant, went to my local Amry unit in ***** county, signed up, went to drill in fort *****

Oh my fuccking God

Please, don't ever quote me again

Again you're naturally dumb

You can come to America today and become a US army tomorrow

This is why i don't talk to people like you

I join the US army with my brother, if you join the US army, you can get your citizenship in just 1 year instead of living in the USA for 5 years before you become eligible to be a US citizen

I'm now and American​ citizen and my brother who joined the US army with me is still a legal US resident (he can go get his citizenship but he chose not to)

This is the last time you will quote me

You're an idiot and i don't like wasting my time on gays
Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Almost Stabbed By A Chinese Man In Lekki Today (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 12:09am On May 10, 2017
chiraqDemon:

Wawu, i bet they are also the only ones that suffer from depression bah?
Seriously wow

Yeah

How many Nigerians have you heard complain about depression or PTSD from gunshots they heard during the war against Boko Haram ??


How many Nigeria army personnel have you seen walk into a school and shoot it up because he has PTSD ??
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Debie-rise's Father Hugging Her As She Returned Home by Atmmachine(m): 12:06am On May 10, 2017
Trina0936:

Instead of you to just say you did not watch the show you are displaying your stupidity and ignorance all over the thread just to garner cheap likes that wont reflect in your empty bank account!
Jobless mofos everywhere!!
Everyone who watched the show till the very end knew that Debbierise was the only decent lady in that house!! undecided

Jobless ??

I can put you and your family on a monthly salary for about 20 years
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Debie-rise's Father Hugging Her As She Returned Home by Atmmachine(m): 11:40pm On May 09, 2017
MarieSucre:


Senseless comment.

Senseless olosho
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Debie-rise's Father Hugging Her As She Returned Home by Atmmachine(m): 11:40pm On May 09, 2017
geekybabe:

Lol. So her father is welcoming her because of d money. You pple reason with a shallow mindset. Even if she got 200k for d show, how much is dat?
Replying pple like u is like fetching water in a basket. I'll save myself d stress.

200k is nothing but it's a lot of money to her greedy father

Replying people like you is like asking a retaard for an advice
Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Almost Stabbed By A Chinese Man In Lekki Today (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 11:38pm On May 09, 2017
DanseMacabre:


Oh. My bad. I thought it was only a mild case of hallucinatory and delusional tendencies.

This is serious o, seeing that paranoiac and persecution complexes.

Have to suggest Prozac to help deal with the PTSD. I'm really sorry bro, didn't know your consecutive tours of duty put you into this mess. I feel your pain.

Only white people and Americans suffer from PTSD

I bet you don't know the meaning of those big ass words
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Debie-rise's Father Hugging Her As She Returned Home by Atmmachine(m): 11:24pm On May 09, 2017
geekybabe:


her father. either ways she went against his wish by going for bbn.

a fathers blessing and forgiveness is impt.

Do you know her father is a pastor ??

Do you know Debie-rise got about 200k from the TV show ??

Do you know that pastors love tithes and offerings ??
Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Almost Stabbed By A Chinese Man In Lekki Today (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 11:21pm On May 09, 2017
DanseMacabre:



The funniest post I've read since MasterChen's. So far, the two funniest posts I've read since reincarnating my present avatar here. I hereby forgive that your prepoisterous post about being a US vet.

Dude

Are you gay ??

Why are you stalking me ??
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To Forbes Africa's Richest Musicians List by Atmmachine(m): 11:11pm On May 09, 2017
leathalbeast:
didn't you see sarkodie's name in the list? or you don't know that sarkodie is a Ghanaian? let me get the impression that Nigerians are dumb and can't read.

Who is sarkodie ??

Here in Iraq, we don't know him

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Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Debie-rise's Father Hugging Her As She Returned Home by Atmmachine(m): 11:01pm On May 09, 2017
lettruthprevail:



RIP English.

Correct his grammatical blunders

Are you sure you ain't on that white stuff again ??

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