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Computers / Re: What's The Effect Of Plugging Laptops For A Long Time? by Atmmachine(m): 2:41pm On Oct 13, 2016
It doesn't do anything to the laptop

In the USA, electricity doesn't go off, My laptop have been plugged to electricity for the past 3 years, 24 hours every day, 7 days in a week, 12 months in a year, nothing has happened to it

Tell me another lie
Politics / Re: Battle Field Photos Of Nigerian Army CT COIN Operations In The North by Atmmachine(m): 2:32pm On Oct 13, 2016
Waste of time

Afonjas will continue to be deceived

At the end of the day, no dead bodies of Boko Haram members to show, Shekau have not been captured

Any war against Boko Haram is war against the North - Muhammad Buhari

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Flaunts Her Boobs From Set Of A New Movie With Gabriel Afolayan by Atmmachine(m): 2:50pm On Oct 12, 2016
LuvU2:
she looks dirty 2 me

Hi, Ugly

Hope you're doing great
Politics / Re: The Scene Of The Bomb Blast At Muna Garage, Maiduguri (Graphic Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 2:21pm On Oct 12, 2016
OlajumokeBread:
Boko haram have been technically defeated - Mohammed Buhari & Lai Mohammed


Islam is the only peaceful and most loving religion on earth

Politics / Re: Military And Shia Members Clash In Funtua Katsina (graphic Pics) by Atmmachine(m): 2:09pm On Oct 12, 2016
Hahahahahahahahaha


Buhari keep up the good work

I wish Buhari will rule Nigeria for 70 years

Una never see anything

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Literature / Re: Abubakar Adam Ibrahim Wins The 2016 Nigeria Prize For Literature. by Atmmachine(m): 2:02pm On Oct 12, 2016
Abubakar Ibrahim

I know this is a joke
Wake me up when you're serious

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Crime / Re: Toyota Corolla Stolen In Awka, Anambra (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 1:57pm On Oct 12, 2016
some People are dumb

Who would go so low by stealing an old model Toyota corolla that's not worth more than 300k
Celebrities / Re: MC Galaxy Gives N1million To Laura Ikeji To Assist Her In Opening Her Dream Shop by Atmmachine(m): 1:50pm On Oct 12, 2016
Foolishness

Let me not brag about my wealth
I'm 20 times richer than that Mc Galaxy but let God strike me dead any day i spend money on any girl who is not my wife

This is a girl whose sister just bought an 800 million naira house in Banana island while the Foolish MC Galaxy still lives in Magodo

Spits

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Crime / Re: Female Kidnapper Caught In Iwo, Osun State By Mob And Taken To The Palace by Atmmachine(m): 7:26pm On Aug 08, 2016
Adewale Mumutobi
Adekunle Ademumu
Olaniyi Adedeji
Olakankita Olalibe
Olalikpu Olakaturu


Name checkers association of Nigeria, India Branch

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Education / Re: Ashawo High School Signpost That Has Got People Talking(pic) by Atmmachine(m): 7:10pm On Aug 08, 2016
LuvU2 and Aisha Bihari both went to that school

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Romance / Re: If My Husband Would Neglect His Looks I Would Cheat On Him by Atmmachine(m): 7:08pm On Aug 08, 2016
LuvU2:
I love the way u lie.


David, how far.
Dude, it's been long time, i know this is your new account

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Politics / Re: NNPC Fixes Kerosene At N150 Officially, Other Stations Will Sell At N220: NUPENG by Atmmachine(m): 8:40am On Aug 08, 2016
This is 2016
Who still uses kerosene ??
Crime / Re: All Police Officers Must Declare Their Assets – IGP by Atmmachine(m): 8:28am On Aug 08, 2016
Declare their assets to who ?? To you ??
They might as well hand their wives over to you

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Politics / Re: Akpabio Denies Link With Niger-Delta Avengers by Atmmachine(m): 8:27am On Aug 08, 2016
General Cassandra's government is only good in one thing. Accusing innocent people


Just last week, i was accused of being the Boko Harm leader
Politics / Re: MEND Still Wants My Assassination - Jonathan by Atmmachine(m): 8:10am On Aug 08, 2016
Abagworo:
Jonathan is haunted by his conscience. The October 2009 bombing was contracted by him to blackmail Northerners which Henry Okah rejected and had his family destroyed for just refusing to implicate Northerners in the bombing. The future remains pregnant for Mr Jonathan as freedom for Okah brothers puts him in danger.

www.thestreetjournal.org/2012/05/“jonathan-begged-me-to-blame-north-for-october-1-blasts”-henry-okah-claims/

www.premiumtimesng.com/news/4921-jonathan_faults_henry_okah_s_claims_on_bomb_attacks.html

This is not hidden as it was a presentation in the court at far away South Africa.

Smh
Were you there when Goodluck Jonathan gave orders to okah to carry out the bombing ??

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Sports / Re: Manchester United Officially Signs Paul Pogba by Atmmachine(m): 7:59am On Aug 08, 2016
Lily4star:
Liar Lair, it is not official yet, he is to undergo medical,

Photoshopped pic, nice try

How much do you wanna bet on it ??
Manchester united have officially signed Paul pogba
Politics / Re: Jibrin: Two Governors To Save Dogara by Atmmachine(m): 7:56am On Aug 08, 2016
General Cassandra is working.
Hit the"like" button if you want $1 to be 4000 naira

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Crime / Re: Pictures And Register Of Militants In Arepo Recovered By Military by Atmmachine(m): 7:49am On Aug 08, 2016
They arrested some piece of paper and they never arrested the militants.


I'm waiting for the day they will go to Niger Delta to arrest or flush out militants.

General Cassandra is working

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari At The Zumunta 25th Anniversary Celebration In The USA by Atmmachine(m): 7:42am On Aug 08, 2016
General Cassandra's wife enjoying in the United States while her supporters are busy drinking garri in Nigeria.

I remember when General Cassandra was campaigning he said that the office of the first lady will never exist, now the first lady travels more than their house boy Osibanjo

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Oba Goriola Oseni Arrested After Monarch Regains Freedom by Atmmachine(m): 7:41am On Aug 08, 2016
Tobi adesina
Adewale Ademumu
Oluwatoya Alakija
Femi Tunde
Olaruwaju Adedeji
Olanikpu Olalibe
Olakankita Oniru

Name checkers association of Nigeria, India Branch

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Food / Re: Animal We Killed During Night Hunting by Atmmachine(m): 8:08pm On Aug 07, 2016
zeal22:
American drivers handbook

Well, you just said American driving handbook ??
Go to Idaho, Kentucky, Ohio you will know that the driver's handbook is useless.
Food / Re: Animal We Killed During Night Hunting by Atmmachine(m): 8:05pm On Aug 07, 2016
queenoflafia:
Nothing saved,nothing captured. African mentality.the funniest part is that you guys shamelessly put it online sad

Imagine that innocent creature
You guys will one day eat your late grandma that reincarnated as an animal

Just shut your illiterate ass up
You need to travel to USA to see how they kill and eat snakes and turtles.
You no get sense
Crime / Re: Man Stealing Cable Electrocuted In Niger State (Graphic Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 7:36pm On Aug 07, 2016
Abokee no know say electricity fit kill you

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Sports / Manchester United Officially Signs Paul Pogba by Atmmachine(m): 6:36pm On Aug 07, 2016
It's now official
Manchester united paid Juventus fc £85 to bring back Paul Pogba.
Money is not the problem.
Zlatan ibrahimovic jersey raked in £80 million in the first week of sale, that's enough money to sign Paul Pogba

Romance / Re: A Man That Talks Too Much: Yay Or Nay? by Atmmachine(m): 7:28pm On Jul 27, 2016
lawlhee:

Can you imagine. Who we talk to who body dey pain.

Oh lord.
Pest, can you just go away ??
Romance / Re: Are There Still Girls Like This Around??? by Atmmachine(m): 7:27pm On Jul 27, 2016
No.
The first question these hoes ask you is "what do you do for a living"

That's why i married a donkey
Romance / Re: Let's See Who Get This...(for Ladies) by Atmmachine(m): 7:25pm On Jul 27, 2016
She should manage it, we have been dealing with stinky pusssy and we no dey complain

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