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Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Debie-rise's Father Hugging Her As She Returned Home by Atmmachine(m): 11:00pm On May 09, 2017
geekybabe:
Blood is thicker than human criticism.
Happy for you debie rise. You made peace.

Made peace with who ??
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Debie-rise's Father Hugging Her As She Returned Home by Atmmachine(m): 10:40pm On May 09, 2017

Wow

I feel like crying like a little biitch, this is the best moment of my life

What a loving and caring father

Every father should emulate this man

You ought to welcome your daughter home after she's been on TV sucking everyone's exhaust pipe and giving her wet wet to every living thing on that TV show

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To Forbes Africa's Richest Musicians List by Atmmachine(m): 10:37pm On May 09, 2017

Don Jazzy is one of the richest African musician

Koredo made him about 100 million last year with only Godwin, excluding Tiwa Savage, Aphro, Reekado

I'm yet to see a rich Ghanaian musician or any rich musician from any other African country, they don't make music in those countries, they make noise

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Arrives Liberia For A Crusade, Lady Kneels Down To Welcome Him by Atmmachine(m): 10:36pm On May 09, 2017

Where's that jobless girl that accused him of having sex with her ??

Her 1 week Fame is over and she's back to her olosho business

Buhari's blackmailing didn't work

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 10:33pm On May 09, 2017
silastemplar:
Oga you are no US Army veteran. Infact at most your an IPOB supporter posting from somewhere in the east.Your post as is usual with posts from most IPOB loyalists is full of poor diction, poor reasoning, hate and lies.

1. Yes america troops were largely killed in Vietnam> But America has never claimed otherwise
2. The Japanese bombed pearl harbor at a time America was not even in the war. Anybody can throw a surprise. After america joined the war, the recorded a lot of successes in North Africa and Europe. American troops were largely involved in the D Day landing at Normandy. Japan surrendered after the Bomb was dropped on Hiroshima and after taking a lot of losses from the Americans prior to that.
3. In Afghanistan, America ousted the Taliban and installed a democratic government. Insurgency is a continuum you can hardly ever quench it totally
4. They were defeated in iraq? are you okay?
5.In Somalia, two black hawks were shot down while 18 Americans were killed and about 70 wounded as against over 300 militia men killed. Maybe your idea of a disgrace is the body of a dead american being dragged on the streets by locals. But i had say that's a disgrace to the locals as an American soldier will be jailed for as much as sharing pictures of a dead enemy.
6.They killed shekau? again are you okay?
7.An imaginary ISIS leader? honestly do everything in your power to elevate your thinking and get yourself out of where you are currently

Finally, i am only taking time out to educate. not trying to convince you

Sorry, i don't like gays

Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Almost Stabbed By A Chinese Man In Lekki Today (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 10:22pm On May 09, 2017
I think he's mentally unstable

This is what i keep telling them, they smoke Indian​ weed and then come to Nigeria and mistakenly smoke Nigerian weed, this is the result

That malnourished Chinese doesn't look like he can harm anyone

If I'm deep asleep and someone wakes me up to tell me that this Chinese dude has 7 knives and wants to kill me, i will disarm him in 2 minutes, kneel him down and slap the taste out of his mouth

Just release him and feed him garri

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 12:50pm On May 09, 2017
MrFuckallday:

Sharrap you're always lying. You ain't ever been out the shores of this country.
Okay
Nairaland / General / Re: Civet That Was Killed In My Cousin's Compound by Atmmachine(m): 10:31am On May 09, 2017

This is an African civet

We call it Edi Abani in igbo

Don't feel sorry for that idiot, they're about 100 million in igboland and they steal people's livestocks

Good for the bastard, his brothers and sisters will learn some lesson and stop stealing

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Romance / Re: Policeman Who Locked Up His Fiancee In Pre-wedding Photos Finally Ties The Knot by Atmmachine(m): 9:41am On May 09, 2017

He got married with people's egunje

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 8:39am On May 09, 2017
neweraomo:
you're a stupid ni**ga flat head mother fk

Can't you detect that i don't like you ??
Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 2:48am On May 09, 2017
Michealforever:


If you are truly the MAN / WARRIOR that you claim to be, name the city or county that you are in. I will pay you a quick visit So that we can meet face to face.

..I just want to see your deployment orders that will prove wether you served in Kuwait, Afghanistan, or Iraq or even peaceful Germany.

Coward hiding behind a keyboard claiming to be what you are not...you think say to be US Army veteran na video game.

Real men are out there everyday risking their lives to make the world safe for millions of others and you are here spewing gibberish.

One slap will reset your brain for you.

Nice try
I don't like kids
Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 10:36pm On May 08, 2017
Michealforever:


So that I can give you better slap.

....to wake you from your fantasy.


Okay, I'm sorry, i don't talk to kids
Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 9:37pm On May 08, 2017
Michealforever:


In fact name any city where you are currently and I'll come to see your deployment orders myself. I don't need your I.D card.

I just need to see your orders.

No warrior of any nation will spew the gibberish you wrote up there.

You think waking up to the sound of bullets flying all around you is child's play.


Why would i wanna meet you ??
Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 9:34pm On May 08, 2017
SirMichael1:
Fool, who the fùck do you think you're deceiving?? Yøu'rë fûçkēd to think I believe you fückïñg årë a US soldier when you know you can easily be tracked from your IP address and trialed for treason. Fûçkiñg bîtçh


Idiot

Good luck tracking my IP address

Have you heard of VPN and virtual machine ??
Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 5:49pm On May 08, 2017

Believe anything the U.S Army tells you at your own risk

What war have they ever won ??

They were butchered in Vietnam and defeated

The Japanese showed them what savageness is by blowing up the Pearl harbor, what did the Americans do ?? Took their scary ass to their savior "the atomic bomb"
and could only destroy Hiroshima with it

They went to Afghanistan and were slaughtered by dudes who still live in caves

The went to Iraq and got defeated

They came to Somalia and got the nastiest disgrace in the history of American

The U.S army is just like the Nigerian Army, the killed Osama bin laden and Shekau without​ showing us the bodies

Now, they're claiming they kill an imaginary isis leader

Mind you, I'm a U.S army veteran from fort *****

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Business / Re: What Are The Requirements For Getting A POS Machine? by Atmmachine(m): 7:55am On May 08, 2017
This is 2017

Who still uses a POS machine ??

I swear, many people still live under the rocks
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives 82 Released Chibok Girls by Atmmachine(m): 9:55pm On May 07, 2017
tbaba1234:


Did the presidency not just negotiate with them for the release of the Chibok Girls? Most likely, In return, BH got back some of their people, imprisoned.

That is what makes them, bargaining tools..

How many Boko Haram were imprisoned ??

Show me their pictures or the news saying that they were captured

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives 82 Released Chibok Girls by Atmmachine(m): 9:25pm On May 07, 2017
tbaba1234:


And why not?

BH controlled a large portion of the northEast and had thousands under captivity... The Chibok girls with all the publicity are bargaining assets for BH. They would make sure they are safe.

Bargaining assets for what ?? For weapons ??

Again, what drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ??
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives 82 Released Chibok Girls by Atmmachine(m): 9:11pm On May 07, 2017
fedundiran:





It's actually 3 years ago

They were kidnapped 3 years ago by the notorious Boko Haram and they're still alive ??

What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ??

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives 82 Released Chibok Girls by Atmmachine(m): 8:53pm On May 07, 2017
Chibok girls kidnap is the greatest scam in the history of mankind

If you believe this, you might as well believe that my
grandmother is still a virgin

Where were they all these years ?? Shekau lodged them in Eko hotel or were they in that same Sambisa Forest our Nigerian Army raided about 50 times, carried out about 20 airstrikes on



They rescued the girls that were kidnapped 5 years ago from notorious Boko Haram that would even kill an innocent goat because they're blood thirsty bastards

Where were they rescued from ?? Sambisa Forest ?? Shekau just freed them because he's now a pastor ??

You mean to tell me that these girls were kidnapped 5 years ago, kept in captivity ?? Why do they look healthier than all of the Boko Haram boys, Omenka, Ngeneukwenu and Buhari put together

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Politics / Re: James Ibori Holds Thanksgiving Service Over Freedom From London Prison (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 12:58pm On Feb 12, 2017

Welcome home my mentor

God will always continue to be with you

You're a blessing to our generation

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Lai Mohammed And Ambode Inspect National Arts Theatre Iganmu by Atmmachine(m): 12:50pm On Feb 12, 2017


Where are Omenka, Beremx, Ngeneukwenu and their zombie members that trekked from Abuja to Ghana when Buhari won the election ?? Why don't they trek to London to go check on how Buhari is doing


Oh, i forgot, na person who don chop go have the strength to trek

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Crime / Re: 4 Goats Arrested In Kogi For Straying (photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:31pm On Feb 11, 2017

Innocent goats

They didn't do anything wrong

I know how they will end up

The 4 goats were arrested for fighting and arm robbery and their punishment would be ending up in the pots of those fat police officers that arrested them.

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Travel / Re: Contractor Abandons Zaria Airport Project, Absconds With N37m, Senate Threatens by Atmmachine(m): 7:11pm On Feb 11, 2017

37 million naira ??

That must be a very poor and hungry contractor

What is he gonna do with 37 million naira ??

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 1:24pm On Feb 11, 2017
ceragon123:


bros, no be fight. what about the immigrant with grudges that infiltrate the minds of domestic Muslims in the US?

What grudge ??

I can tell that you are very dumb

Just tell me only 5 murders carried out in the USA

The Muslims in the USA are different from those dirty pigs you see in Afghanistan and Iraq

How dumb would you be to think that Muslims in the USA would have the time to think about killing people ??

Where the fucck do you live ?? I know, Nigeria ?? Exactly

That about the Americans that walks into the school every week and shoot everyone dead ??

What about 800 people that were killed in Chicago which is a small city by their fellow Americans last year ??

What about how easy it is to buy a gun in the USA ?? You can walk into Walmart, give them $80 and buy a gun

What about 100 people that die everyday in the hands of their fellow Americans ??

Hey, look here, if you continue to be a dumbass, don't quote me again

What do you know about the USA ??

How many attacks and how many people have the Muslims killed in the USA ??
Jokes Etc / Re: 2017 So Far For Nigerians In Pictures by Atmmachine(m): 10:40am On Feb 11, 2017

How about Omenka, Beremx and Ngeneukwenu ??

I haven't heard from them in like 3 months

Can you contribute money for them so that they can at least buy food to eat

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience Today At A GNLD Coy by Atmmachine(m): 9:52am On Feb 11, 2017

Why are you looking for job ??

You're just greedy

Upon the 30k monthly money Buhari is giving us, you still want extra income

Next week Buhari will start giving school children free meal

I pray that Buhari will rule Nigeria for 100 years

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Celebrities / Re: Seun Egbegbe And His Designer Shirt Handcuffed (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:44am On Feb 11, 2017

Nairaland moderators are the most wicked people on earth

Just read the caption, "Seun Egbegbe and his designers shirt handcuffed"

Ho my god

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 7:46am On Feb 11, 2017
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Tunde, is that you ??
Business / Re: Naira Tumbles To 503 On Parallel Market by Atmmachine(m): 7:40am On Feb 11, 2017


Wow

Thank you Buhari

Buhari is the best President in the whole world

Just imagine exchanging $40,000 to naira

I pray that naira continues to depreciate so that it would hit $1 to 2000 naira before next month

I pray that Buhari will rule Nigeria for 100 years

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