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Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Debie-rise's Father Hugging Her As She Returned Home by Atmmachine(m): 11:00pm On May 09, 2017 |
geekybabe: Made peace with who ?? |
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Debie-rise's Father Hugging Her As She Returned Home by Atmmachine(m): 10:40pm On May 09, 2017 |
Wow I feel like crying like a little biitch, this is the best moment of my life What a loving and caring father Every father should emulate this man You ought to welcome your daughter home after she's been on TV sucking everyone's exhaust pipe and giving her wet wet to every living thing on that TV show 86 Likes 2 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To Forbes Africa's Richest Musicians List by Atmmachine(m): 10:37pm On May 09, 2017 |
Don Jazzy is one of the richest African musician Koredo made him about 100 million last year with only Godwin, excluding Tiwa Savage, Aphro, Reekado I'm yet to see a rich Ghanaian musician or any rich musician from any other African country, they don't make music in those countries, they make noise 58 Likes 4 Shares
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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Arrives Liberia For A Crusade, Lady Kneels Down To Welcome Him by Atmmachine(m): 10:36pm On May 09, 2017 |
Where's that jobless girl that accused him of having sex with her ?? Her 1 week Fame is over and she's back to her olosho business Buhari's blackmailing didn't work 32 Likes
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Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 10:33pm On May 09, 2017 |
silastemplar: Sorry, i don't like gays
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Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Almost Stabbed By A Chinese Man In Lekki Today (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 10:22pm On May 09, 2017 |
I think he's mentally unstable This is what i keep telling them, they smoke Indian weed and then come to Nigeria and mistakenly smoke Nigerian weed, this is the result That malnourished Chinese doesn't look like he can harm anyone If I'm deep asleep and someone wakes me up to tell me that this Chinese dude has 7 knives and wants to kill me, i will disarm him in 2 minutes, kneel him down and slap the taste out of his mouth Just release him and feed him garri 130 Likes 13 Shares
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Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 12:50pm On May 09, 2017 |
MrFuckallday:Okay |
Nairaland / General / Re: Civet That Was Killed In My Cousin's Compound by Atmmachine(m): 10:31am On May 09, 2017 |
This is an African civet We call it Edi Abani in igbo Don't feel sorry for that idiot, they're about 100 million in igboland and they steal people's livestocks Good for the bastard, his brothers and sisters will learn some lesson and stop stealing 77 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: Policeman Who Locked Up His Fiancee In Pre-wedding Photos Finally Ties The Knot by Atmmachine(m): 9:41am On May 09, 2017 |
He got married with people's egunje 7 Likes 1 Share
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Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 8:39am On May 09, 2017 |
neweraomo: Can't you detect that i don't like you ?? |
Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 2:48am On May 09, 2017 |
Michealforever: Nice try I don't like kids |
Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 10:36pm On May 08, 2017 |
Michealforever: Okay, I'm sorry, i don't talk to kids |
Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 9:37pm On May 08, 2017 |
Michealforever: Why would i wanna meet you ?? |
Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 9:34pm On May 08, 2017 |
SirMichael1: Idiot Good luck tracking my IP address Have you heard of VPN and virtual machine ?? |
Foreign Affairs / Re: The US Military Has Killed Abdul Haseeb Logari, Leader Of ISIS In Afghanistan by Atmmachine(m): 5:49pm On May 08, 2017 |
Believe anything the U.S Army tells you at your own risk What war have they ever won ?? They were butchered in Vietnam and defeated The Japanese showed them what savageness is by blowing up the Pearl harbor, what did the Americans do ?? Took their scary ass to their savior "the atomic bomb" and could only destroy Hiroshima with it They went to Afghanistan and were slaughtered by dudes who still live in caves The went to Iraq and got defeated They came to Somalia and got the nastiest disgrace in the history of American The U.S army is just like the Nigerian Army, the killed Osama bin laden and Shekau without showing us the bodies Now, they're claiming they kill an imaginary isis leader Mind you, I'm a U.S army veteran from fort ***** 59 Likes 11 Shares |
Business / Re: What Are The Requirements For Getting A POS Machine? by Atmmachine(m): 7:55am On May 08, 2017 |
This is 2017 Who still uses a POS machine ?? I swear, many people still live under the rocks |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives 82 Released Chibok Girls by Atmmachine(m): 9:55pm On May 07, 2017 |
tbaba1234: How many Boko Haram were imprisoned ?? Show me their pictures or the news saying that they were captured 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives 82 Released Chibok Girls by Atmmachine(m): 9:25pm On May 07, 2017 |
tbaba1234: Bargaining assets for what ?? For weapons ?? Again, what drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ?? |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives 82 Released Chibok Girls by Atmmachine(m): 9:11pm On May 07, 2017 |
fedundiran: They were kidnapped 3 years ago by the notorious Boko Haram and they're still alive ?? What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ?? 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives 82 Released Chibok Girls by Atmmachine(m): 8:53pm On May 07, 2017 |
Chibok girls kidnap is the greatest scam in the history of mankind If you believe this, you might as well believe that my grandmother is still a virgin Where were they all these years ?? Shekau lodged them in Eko hotel or were they in that same Sambisa Forest our Nigerian Army raided about 50 times, carried out about 20 airstrikes on They rescued the girls that were kidnapped 5 years ago from notorious Boko Haram that would even kill an innocent goat because they're blood thirsty bastards Where were they rescued from ?? Sambisa Forest ?? Shekau just freed them because he's now a pastor ?? You mean to tell me that these girls were kidnapped 5 years ago, kept in captivity ?? Why do they look healthier than all of the Boko Haram boys, Omenka, Ngeneukwenu and Buhari put together 246 Likes 39 Shares
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Politics / Re: James Ibori Holds Thanksgiving Service Over Freedom From London Prison (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 12:58pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
Welcome home my mentor God will always continue to be with you You're a blessing to our generation 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Lai Mohammed And Ambode Inspect National Arts Theatre Iganmu by Atmmachine(m): 12:50pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
Where are Omenka, Beremx, Ngeneukwenu and their zombie members that trekked from Abuja to Ghana when Buhari won the election ?? Why don't they trek to London to go check on how Buhari is doing Oh, i forgot, na person who don chop go have the strength to trek 40 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: 4 Goats Arrested In Kogi For Straying (photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:31pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Innocent goats They didn't do anything wrong I know how they will end up The 4 goats were arrested for fighting and arm robbery and their punishment would be ending up in the pots of those fat police officers that arrested them. 9 Likes
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Travel / Re: Contractor Abandons Zaria Airport Project, Absconds With N37m, Senate Threatens by Atmmachine(m): 7:11pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
37 million naira ?? That must be a very poor and hungry contractor What is he gonna do with 37 million naira ?? 17 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 1:24pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
ceragon123: What grudge ?? I can tell that you are very dumb Just tell me only 5 murders carried out in the USA The Muslims in the USA are different from those dirty pigs you see in Afghanistan and Iraq How dumb would you be to think that Muslims in the USA would have the time to think about killing people ?? Where the fucck do you live ?? I know, Nigeria ?? Exactly That about the Americans that walks into the school every week and shoot everyone dead ?? What about 800 people that were killed in Chicago which is a small city by their fellow Americans last year ?? What about how easy it is to buy a gun in the USA ?? You can walk into Walmart, give them $80 and buy a gun What about 100 people that die everyday in the hands of their fellow Americans ?? Hey, look here, if you continue to be a dumbass, don't quote me again What do you know about the USA ?? How many attacks and how many people have the Muslims killed in the USA ?? |
Jokes Etc / Re: 2017 So Far For Nigerians In Pictures by Atmmachine(m): 10:40am On Feb 11, 2017 |
How about Omenka, Beremx and Ngeneukwenu ?? I haven't heard from them in like 3 months Can you contribute money for them so that they can at least buy food to eat 35 Likes 1 Share
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience Today At A GNLD Coy by Atmmachine(m): 9:52am On Feb 11, 2017 |
Why are you looking for job ?? You're just greedy Upon the 30k monthly money Buhari is giving us, you still want extra income Next week Buhari will start giving school children free meal I pray that Buhari will rule Nigeria for 100 years 14 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Seun Egbegbe And His Designer Shirt Handcuffed (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:44am On Feb 11, 2017 |
Nairaland moderators are the most wicked people on earth Just read the caption, "Seun Egbegbe and his designers shirt handcuffed" Ho my god 110 Likes 3 Shares
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Checkout Hilary Clinton's Tweet After Court Revokes Donald Trump's Travel Ban by Atmmachine(m): 7:46am On Feb 11, 2017 |
[quote author=ColinAdua post=53605309][/quote] Tunde, is that you ?? |
Business / Re: Naira Tumbles To 503 On Parallel Market by Atmmachine(m): 7:40am On Feb 11, 2017 |
Wow Thank you Buhari Buhari is the best President in the whole world Just imagine exchanging $40,000 to naira I pray that naira continues to depreciate so that it would hit $1 to 2000 naira before next month I pray that Buhari will rule Nigeria for 100 years 49 Likes |
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